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GIF REACTION
08-05-2015, 09:40 AM
Still thinking mine up.

Batz
08-05-2015, 09:47 AM
ZeN.

SourPatchKids
08-05-2015, 10:01 AM
PG would be Killbot good floor general and understands the flow of the forum.
Off guard would be BuffaloBill creative with and without the ball but can flat out get buckets.
SF would be the old BTEer with tayshaun prince avy forgot his name he's on hiatus from posting I believe.
Throw Big Al in the post with Don D, Rose and Batz off the bench as dynamic duo and myself coaching alongside KD35 and our squad is mean,

As for real life basketball I know there's a lot of good guards like ex D1/pro level like Bugz and Thorpe and a few other old streetball forums but don't think there's enough depth at the bigger positions.

SourPatchKids
08-05-2015, 10:33 AM
How do you not remember TSK's name? :lol

Oh yeah lol. Good guy, hope he's doing well at MSU.

BurningHammer
08-05-2015, 10:51 AM
ZeN.
One man army :rockon:

BlakFrankWhite
08-05-2015, 01:47 PM
Me
You
Your mom
Your dog
Your dad

BoogieWoogieMan
08-05-2015, 01:49 PM
ZeN.

Gawd dammit!

hateraid
08-05-2015, 02:03 PM
I'd take Thorpe first overall. I'll play point and have him pick the rest of the team

West-Side
08-05-2015, 02:06 PM
Thorpe, gts, Jefferson Money, Mr. Jabbar & rhythmic thesis

6th man: Gramps or Theoo

Patrick Chewing
08-05-2015, 02:24 PM
PG: Patrick Chewing
SG: NickYoung
SF: Akrozotile
PF: 9er
C: poido


Head Coach: Dresta



:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:



https://fabiusmaximus.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/20121112-gop-logo.jpg

Richie2k6
08-05-2015, 04:08 PM
G - kblaze
G - B-Low
F - hateraid
F - L. Kizzle
C - hippos

Throwback squad

UK2K
08-05-2015, 04:12 PM
http://images.rapgenius.com/50f264f1371ebea249efe2633285343d.421x310x9.gif

RidonKs
08-05-2015, 05:10 PM
PG: Richie2k (bonzi wells) **** Real14 (Damon Stoudemire)
SG: RealMenWearGreen (Steve Smith)
SF: Ridonks (Scottie Pippen)
PF: Rasheed1 (Rasheed Wallace)
C: RainierBeachPoet (Ardvydas Sabonis)

DonDadda59
08-05-2015, 05:13 PM
PG: Patrick Chewing
SG: NickYoung
SF: Akrozotile
PF: 9er
C: poido


Head Coach: Dresta



:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:



https://fabiusmaximus.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/20121112-gop-logo.jpg

The Donald Trump All Stars :applause:

You dudes can go shoot up a movie theater after the game (You'd be mowing the lawn outside doe).

Akrazotile
08-05-2015, 05:19 PM
The Donald Trump All Stars :applause:

You dudes can go shoot up a movie theater after the game (You'd be mowing the lawn outside doe).


Better than bein on Team Rosie

UK2K
08-05-2015, 05:21 PM
The Donald Trump All Stars :applause:

You dudes can go shoot up a movie theater after the game (You'd be mowing the lawn outside doe).
Your anger is so delightful.

I love it.:lol

SugarHill
08-05-2015, 05:35 PM
The Donald Trump All Stars :applause:

You dudes can go shoot up a movie theater after the game (You'd be mowing the lawn outside doe).
:oldlol:

Patrick Chewing
08-05-2015, 05:53 PM
No siestas allowed though. Let's do this!!!

JEFFERSON MONEY
08-06-2015, 02:45 AM
PG: Patrick Chewing
SG: NickYoung
SF: Akrozotile
PF: 9er
C: poido


Head Coach: Dresta



:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:



https://fabiusmaximus.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/20121112-gop-logo.jpg

Dresta will call you guys idiots and stomp out of the arena the second he sees Patrick looking away from the jump ball with drool on his face. FOCUS tard! Focus!!

Poido sharpshooting can't make up for the failures of a fat slow dumb point guard or your coward "power" forward. Safe to assume that injustice cop loving Muslim fearing panzy will give up every rebound to the opponent. You'll get the rock stolen before you can even pass it to poido and Nicks too busy traveling on layups after adopting the "superior" European way.


ISH anti-retard crew
Ridonks. The Jew will make 300 word posts before you can even decide to breathe. That translates to being 8 steps ahead.
J $. - Infatigable and agile. Lungs born of desert and mountain :pimp: completely fearless and gets stronger the longer the game goes on.
I'm da man. Thirst won't stop him from raining. Hunger won't stop him from devouring you. And your hatred won't stop him from being graceful. Brown Jesus from Coney Island.
Westside California love. Grew up with the lyrics "last week I fukked around and got a triple double".. Our very own Kirilenko.
Don dadda. He's beaten guys 50 lbs heavier than him through pure speed of punching. He'll fukking jab his elbows into your plexus and you'll vomit out mom's spaghetti. Oh and you decided to move to the post first. Ref says Foul on you!

5 guard offense. Conditioned to be lightning fast. You want to dominate down low? Have at it. But expect two jumpers and a layup in response.

highwhey
08-06-2015, 02:54 AM
PG: ZeN
SG: Highwey
SF: iTare
PF: Brujesino
C: YGS



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/k13greenfaery/B.gif



vs the donald trump all stars
Itare is latino?

we'll win any futbol match

highwhey
08-06-2015, 02:56 AM
The Donald Trump All Stars :applause:

You dudes can go shoot up a movie theater after the game (You'd be mowing the lawn outside doe).
:oldlol:

Does ridonks hoop or what? Every1 keeps picking him

RidonKs
08-06-2015, 07:18 AM
:oldlol:

Does ridonks hoop or what? Every1 keeps picking him
i'm a pesky tweener defender with foot work and post moves and elbows for around the hoop. a good handle but not particularly quick first step, can finish around the hoop with both hands but a very unreliable jumper. i'm like a poor man's pippen. anthony mason or boris diaw or somebody like that. useful to have around more for slowing down the ball then getting points. lazy off the ball but will wander around aimlessly setting screens on most offensive possessions. then sink into the paint for the oboard.

in everybody else's defense, me and j$ are the only ones who gave ridonks a starting job...

Nick Young
08-06-2015, 07:23 AM
PG: Patrick Chewing
SG: NickYoung
SF: Akrozotile
PF: 9er
C: poido


Head Coach: Dresta



:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:



https://fabiusmaximus.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/20121112-gop-logo.jpg
Good team but I am not an SG. My jumpshot sucks. If it's not within 18 feet or at the elbow, I won't be able to hit it. I am 6'1 who can play only in the low or high post. I play more like Andre Miller mixed with Paul Millsap I'd say, without the handles of Miller or the strength of Millsap. When I have to D up vs taller guys who know how to use their size, or shooters, I get destroyed.

imdaman99
08-06-2015, 09:47 AM
Dresta will call you guys idiots and stomp out of the arena the second he sees Patrick looking away from the jump ball with drool on his face. FOCUS tard! Focus!!

Poido sharpshooting can't make up for the failures of a fat slow dumb point guard or your coward "power" forward. Safe to assume that injustice cop loving Muslim fearing panzy will give up every rebound to the opponent. You'll get the rock stolen before you can even pass it to poido and Nicks too busy traveling on layups after adopting the "superior" European way.


ISH anti-retard crew
Ridonks. The Jew will make 300 word posts before you can even decide to breathe. That translates to being 8 steps ahead.
J $. - Infatigable and agile. Lungs born of desert and mountain :pimp: completely fearless and gets stronger the longer the game goes on.
I'm da man. Thirst won't stop him from raining. Hunger won't stop him from devouring you. And your hatred won't stop him from being graceful. Brown Jesus from Coney Island.
Westside California love. Grew up with the lyrics "last week I fukked around and got a triple double".. Our very own Kirilenko.
Don dadda. He's beaten guys 50 lbs heavier than him through pure speed of punching. He'll fukking jab his elbows into your plexus and you'll vomit out mom's spaghetti. Oh and you decided to move to the post first. Ref says Foul on you!

5 guard offense. Conditioned to be lightning fast. You want to dominate down low? Have at it. But expect two jumpers and a layup in response.
Man, we would wreck them out of shape non-fasters. We have been conditioned to fast all our lives and some of us even ball while doing it. Now imagine us being able to drink gatorade during timeouts??? :lebronamazed: Lights out, game over.

Patrick Chewing
08-06-2015, 10:16 AM
After we finish beating the Beaner....err I mean Mexicans, I want to take on the Muzzies next.


The Muzzies are soft. It'll be a hack-fest against Allah's children. The fasting will take a toll as their limp bodies will be dehydrated. I'll be raining 3's all day on scrubs like Bosnian Sajo and his BFF pauk.

Nick Young
08-06-2015, 10:20 AM
After we finish beating the Beaner....err I mean Mexicans, I want to take on the Muzzies next.


The Muzzies are soft. It'll be a hack-fest against Allah's children. The fasting will take a toll as their limp bodies will be dehydrated. I'll be raining 3's all day on scrubs like Bosnian Sajo and his BFF pauk.
Wrong. Fasting will lead to toughness or anything. If they train and play ball during fasting, it just means when they are allowed to eat and drink water, they will be even stronger, just as J$ said.