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TheMan
08-09-2015, 10:34 PM
I was curious to find out my racial background and these are my results...

European 66.5%

Southern European:

Iberian 50.1%
Italian 8.9%
Broadly Southern European 1.5%
Ashkenazi 1.4%

Northern European:

Broadly Northern European 0.6%
Eastern European 0.1%
Broadly European 4.1%

Native American and East Asian 25.5%

Native American 24.2%

East Asian

Chinese 0.1%
Yakut 0.1
Broadly East Asian 0.1%
Broadly Native American and East Asian 1.4%

Sub Saharan African 2.0%

West African 2.0%
Central and South African 0.1%
Broadly Sub Saharan African 0.1%

Middle Eastern and North African 0.7%

North African 0.6%
Broadly Middle Eastern and North Africa 0.1%

South Asian 0.1%

Unassigned 3.2%

100%


All my life I was under the impression I was Mexican American of mixed blood, classic Mestizo but turns out I'm black :pimp:

So all you white boys better check yo selves, another brotha is in da house :coleman:

christian1923
08-09-2015, 10:35 PM
Not mexican? Sounds like great news to me.

ISHGoat
08-09-2015, 10:36 PM
I was curious to find out my racial background and these are my results...

European 66.5%

Southern European:

Iberian 50.1%
Italian 6.9%
Broadly Southern European 1.5%
Ashkenazi 1.4%

Northern European:

Broadly Northern European 0.6%
Eastern European 0.1%
Broadly European 4.1%

Native American and East Asian 25.5%

Native American 23.9%

East Asian

Chinese 0.1%
Yakut 0.1
Broadly East Asian 0.1%
Broadly Native American and East Asian 1.4%

Sub Saharan African

West African 2.0%
Central and South African 0.1%
Broadly Sub Saharan African 0.1%

Middle Eastern and North African 0.7%

North African 0.6%
Broadly Middle Eastern and North Africa 0.1%

South Asian 0.1%

Unassigned 3.2%

100%


All my life I was under the impression I was Mexican American of mixed blood, classic Mestizo but turns out I'm black :pimp:

So all you white boys better check yo selves, another brotha is in da house :coleman:

Dam yo this is neat stuff can I just walk into some place and get this done?

Lebron23
08-09-2015, 10:36 PM
Not mexican? Sounds like great news to me.

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

navy
08-09-2015, 10:39 PM
Gotta be packin at least 7inches

BoogieWoogieMan
08-09-2015, 10:43 PM
You get 2% and you think you pass on being black?

TheMan
08-09-2015, 10:44 PM
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
Better than a Pinoy doe
:lol

Dresta
08-09-2015, 10:45 PM
So you are pretty much Spanish and American Indian? i.e. a Mexican...

DonDadda59
08-09-2015, 10:45 PM
So all you white boys better check yo selves, another brotha is in da house :coleman:

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/30200343.jpg

Welcome to the family. :cheers: #BlaxicanLivesMatter

TheMan
08-09-2015, 10:45 PM
You get 2% and you think you pass on being black?
You mad?

christian1923
08-09-2015, 10:46 PM
Better than a Pinoy doe
:lol
Is it?

TheMan
08-09-2015, 10:47 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/30200343.jpg

Welcome to the family. :cheers: #BlaxicanLivesMatter
:cheers:

TheMan
08-09-2015, 10:50 PM
Is it?
Easily bruh, ask Manny
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/v9_f6ZwzX6Y/hqdefault.jpg

L8kersfan222
08-09-2015, 10:57 PM
Easily bruh, ask Manny
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/v9_f6ZwzX6Y/hqdefault.jpg
shittttt nite nite

ArbitraryWater
08-09-2015, 10:57 PM
OP, how much this ish cost?

TheMan
08-09-2015, 10:57 PM
http://www.vivelohoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ximena.jpg


BTW, my DNA racial make up is very similar to Ximena Navarette, former Ms Universe (we even share surnames) but she doesn't have any Sub Saharan blood so I'm more closely related to MJ
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2014513/rs_634x1141-140613051823-634.Michael-Jordan-JR-61314.jpg
:bowdown: :rockon:

ace23
08-09-2015, 11:13 PM
So you are pretty much Spanish and American Indian? i.e. a Mexican...
^^

KingBeasley08
08-09-2015, 11:18 PM
One drop rule is in effect

One of us, one of us :bowdown:

Welcome brotha :applause:

nathanjizzle
08-09-2015, 11:25 PM
its crazy, every american has roots from a far away land

outbreak
08-09-2015, 11:28 PM
Nearly everyone in developed countries has a surprising mixture of DNA.

You Cant Ban Me
08-10-2015, 12:06 AM
:whatever:

foh

G-Funk
08-10-2015, 12:37 AM
Is it?
By a mile

JEFFERSON MONEY
08-10-2015, 01:42 AM
Africa will rise.

Dbrog
08-10-2015, 10:32 AM
You Spanish and Native American fool. You best get on those native american benefits. If you are looking into college, it should be free for you along with a bunch of other shit. You may even get paid by the government every month...lucky bastard.

fiddy
08-10-2015, 10:35 AM
there's no such thing as american/mexican or whatever

NumberSix
08-10-2015, 10:54 AM
I don't think you can just get those benefits by just having Native American blood. Don't you need to be culturally Indian too? Meaning you gotta be living in a reservoir, be part of a tribe, down for the cause and all that shit.
I don't think Mexican counts as "Native American."

TheMan
08-10-2015, 12:53 PM
I don't think Mexican counts as "Native American."
What the hell are you guys talking about? I'm not Mexican American, nor Native American or even less White. I'm African American. What part of 2% Sub Saharan blood > 66.5% European blood and 25.5% Native American blood do you guys not get?

Even if I don't look nothing like a brotha, I AM A BROTHA
http://pvangels.com/news-mexico/images/201206/mex-68.jpg

STATUTORY
08-10-2015, 01:01 PM
what da fuq is mexican anyway? isn't it just a mix of european and native americans

iamgine
08-10-2015, 01:09 PM
You dummy. Look > blood. If Obama look exactly like Donald Trump it don't matter if both his parents are black. He'd still be white.

TheMan
08-10-2015, 01:13 PM
what da fuq is mexican anyway? isn't it just a mix of european and native americans
In theory yes. Most Mexicans have a combination of European and Amerindian blood, some have more white blood so they are more white looking and some have more Native blood so they look more Indian. Then there are those who have all white blood or all native blood but the overwhelming majority are bi-racial (white and native blood).

However, Spainards did take African slaves to Mexico, and although slavery ended way earlier in Mexico than the US and there never was a significant number of Africans in Mexico, they were pretty much absorbed by the general population. We gon go by the one drop rule...I'm African American. :pimp:

I'd rock an afro, if only I had curly hair :(

iTare
08-10-2015, 05:35 PM
So where did you get that done?

Alamо
08-10-2015, 05:48 PM
OP, how much this ish cost?


It's a waste of money tbh. Don't see why anyone would care enough to pay for one of these other than just for fun.

Also, isn't there like a 4% margin of error. OP could be -2% African for all we know. 2% is pretty much non existent.

TheMan
08-10-2015, 06:20 PM
So where did you get that done?
23andMe DNA genetic test

TheMan
08-10-2015, 06:30 PM
It's a waste of money tbh. Don't see why anyone would care enough to pay for one of these other than just for fun.

Also, isn't there like a 4% margin of error. OP could be -2% African for all we know. 2% is pretty much non existent.
That's what my cousin also pointed out :mad:

Y'all just trying to keep a brotha down :coleman:

CavaliersFTW
08-10-2015, 06:36 PM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xxQtHqgQBos/VcknGonV7oI/AAAAAAAAGxk/gyDwMyiXPUE/s0-Ic42/23dna.jpg

My results

Also, already posted these before so fug it, this is what that looks like:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-xUG2KIsqpMA/VGqH19fbluI/AAAAAAAAFhE/0LfmHnfOHAU/s400/photo.JPGhttps://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-TRSIdY5FO3I/VGj59RDAxRI/AAAAAAAAFgY/UnhCJ_fd3lU/s400/10801881_10101650871926828_545138550795974272_n.jp g

TheMan
08-10-2015, 06:42 PM
CavsFTW, strong chance you got double digits Neanderthal genes :lol

Most folks of Northern European have 3-5% Neanderthal genes, but you are so very white :lol

CavaliersFTW
08-10-2015, 06:44 PM
CavsFTW, strong chance you got double digits Neanderthal genes :lol

Most folks of Northern European have 3-5% Neanderthal genes, but you are so very white :lol
2.4% is what I got. Below average for a European.

Also, all out-of-African's or people that have out-of-African populations in their DNA are some parts Neanderthal. Not just Europeans. The "mixing" of Neanderthal and Sapiens genes happened in all humans that left Africa.

TheMan
08-10-2015, 07:02 PM
2.4% is what I got. Below average for a European.

Also, all out-of-African's or people that have out-of-African populations in their DNA are some parts Neanderthal. Not just Europeans. The "mixing" of Neanderthal and Sapiens genes happened in all humans that left Africa.
Yeah, I know, just having fun with you. I know I have Neanderthal genes since I have 66% European DNA, mine is just Southern European by way of Iberia. I'd also have it by my East Asian/Native American DNA. The only humans who didn't mix with Neanderthals were the Sub Saharan African peoples.

STATUTORY
08-10-2015, 07:04 PM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xxQtHqgQBos/VcknGonV7oI/AAAAAAAAGxk/gyDwMyiXPUE/s0-Ic42/23dna.jpg

My results

Also, already posted these before so fug it, this is what that looks like:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-xUG2KIsqpMA/VGqH19fbluI/AAAAAAAAFhE/0LfmHnfOHAU/s400/photo.JPGhttps://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-TRSIdY5FO3I/VGj59RDAxRI/AAAAAAAAFgY/UnhCJ_fd3lU/s400/10801881_10101650871926828_545138550795974272_n.jp g

no Wilt genes?

disappointed

CavaliersFTW
08-10-2015, 07:13 PM
no Wilt genes?

disappointed
I'd bet money a poster like AirFederer is much more likely to be related than any of Wilt's fans. Kid hates him like a father that abandoned him. :lol

senelcoolidge
08-11-2015, 12:18 AM
23andMe DNA genetic test

$99, you got jibbed.

CavaliersFTW
08-11-2015, 12:33 AM
$99, you got jibbed.
You know it's tied to research on genetic diseases though right? The ancestry composition is just one minor part of getting your DNA results. Types of cancers, rare diseases, common diseases, etc are all tied into a database of ongoing research and compared with your genetic results. Also people can link up or share profiles via their genetic similarity in an effort to find relatives. Important if a person is adopted or even if not adopted, simply trying to stay ahead of the curve on their health or fill in more gaps in their genealogy.

Jakeh008
08-11-2015, 02:28 AM
It's a waste of money tbh. Don't see why anyone would care enough to pay for one of these other than just for fun.

Also, isn't there like a 4% margin of error. OP could be -2% African for all we know. 2% is pretty much non existent.

He could be 6% African. Watch out

fiddy
08-11-2015, 02:30 AM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xxQtHqgQBos/VcknGonV7oI/AAAAAAAAGxk/gyDwMyiXPUE/s0-Ic42/23dna.jpg

My results

Also, already posted these before so fug it, this is what that looks like:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-xUG2KIsqpMA/VGqH19fbluI/AAAAAAAAFhE/0LfmHnfOHAU/s400/photo.JPGhttps://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-TRSIdY5FO3I/VGj59RDAxRI/AAAAAAAAFgY/UnhCJ_fd3lU/s400/10801881_10101650871926828_545138550795974272_n.jp g
Another member of the great american "nation" lmao

highwhey
08-11-2015, 02:37 AM
You know it's tied to research on genetic diseases though right? The ancestry composition is just one minor part of getting your DNA results. Types of cancers, rare diseases, common diseases, etc are all tied into a database of ongoing research and compared with your genetic results. Also people can link up or share profiles via their genetic similarity in an effort to find relatives. Important if a person is adopted or even if not adopted, simply trying to stay ahead of the curve on their health or fill in more gaps in their genealogy.
So how do they collect your DNA?

ALBballer
08-11-2015, 02:41 AM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xxQtHqgQBos/VcknGonV7oI/AAAAAAAAGxk/gyDwMyiXPUE/s0-Ic42/23dna.jpg

My results

Also, already posted these before so fug it, this is what that looks like:



What is your ethnic background? How far do your roots go back in the United States?

Surprising you don't have any Native American. White poeple always be like "Im 1/32 cherokee." :D :D

edit:

I have also done the test, my results on speculative:


99.9% European

Southern European
85.6% Balkan
2.3% Italian
7.6% Broadly Southern European

Northern European
0.1% British & Irish
1.3% Broadly Northern European
3.0% Broadly European

0.1% East Asian & Native American

< 0.1% Unassigned

CavaliersFTW
08-11-2015, 03:40 AM
Another member of the great american "nation" lmao
Why the jilted laugh? I don't get what you're upset about

GIF REACTION
08-11-2015, 03:49 AM
Fairly weak genetics there bro

Too much UK and not enough Scandinavian or Eastern Euro

senelcoolidge
08-11-2015, 07:53 AM
So how do they collect your DNA?

Urine, stool, hair, and semen samples via FedEx.

Patrick Chewing
08-11-2015, 10:02 AM
You get 2% and you think you pass on being black?


No shit, this guy has always portrayed himself as black on here.

JEFFERSON MONEY
08-11-2015, 06:00 PM
What is your ethnic background? How far do your roots go back in the United States?

Surprising you don't have any Native American. White poeple always be like "Im 1/32 cherokee." :D :D

edit:

I have also done the test, my results on speculative:


99.9% European

Southern European
85.6% Balkan
2.3% Italian
7.6% Broadly Southern European

Northern European
0.1% British & Irish
1.3% Broadly Northern European
3.0% Broadly European

0.1% East Asian & Native American

< 0.1% Unassigned

No Middle Eastern? :(

CavaliersFTW
08-11-2015, 06:05 PM
So how do they collect your DNA?
They send you a sterile kit with a tube, you spit in it, seal it up and ship it back to them.

You Cant Ban Me
08-11-2015, 06:28 PM
i got my results back today all mines said was bigger stronger faster :confusedshrug:

ALBballer
08-11-2015, 08:45 PM
No Middle Eastern? :(

Why would I have middle eastern bruh?

JEFFERSON MONEY
08-11-2015, 09:30 PM
Why would I have middle eastern bruh?

No reason I always imagined you to look like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12a0DiWdbo0

longtime lurker
08-12-2015, 10:23 AM
No shit, this guy has always portrayed himself as black on here.

This is rich coming from a Latino that wishes he was a white teabagger. You even went as far as posting a picture of a white guy claiming it was you.

JtotheIzzo
08-12-2015, 12:11 PM
I was curious to find out my racial background and these are my results...

European 66.5%

Southern European:

Iberian 50.1%
Italian 8.9%
Broadly Southern European 1.5%
Ashkenazi 1.4%

Northern European:

Broadly Northern European 0.6%
Eastern European 0.1%
Broadly European 4.1%

Native American and East Asian 25.5%

Native American 24.2%

East Asian

Chinese 0.1%
Yakut 0.1
Broadly East Asian 0.1%
Broadly Native American and East Asian 1.4%

Sub Saharan African 2.0%

West African 2.0%
Central and South African 0.1%
Broadly Sub Saharan African 0.1%

Middle Eastern and North African 0.7%

North African 0.6%
Broadly Middle Eastern and North Africa 0.1%

South Asian 0.1%

Unassigned 3.2%

100%


All my life I was under the impression I was Mexican American of mixed blood, classic Mestizo but turns out I'm black :pimp:

So all you white boys better check yo selves, another brotha is in da house :coleman:

Your heritage is very Mexican.

highwhey
08-12-2015, 12:20 PM
This is rich coming from a Latino that wishes he was a white teabagger. You even went as far as posting a picture of a white guy claiming it was you.
:roll:

Dbrog
08-12-2015, 12:32 PM
I don't think you can just get those benefits by just having Native American blood. Don't you need to be culturally Indian too? Meaning you gotta be living in a reservation, be part of a tribe, down for the cause and all that shit.

Nope. You can straight up get them if you are even a little Native American and he is at least a quarter. Just has to be ok with doing some paperwork :D

highwhey
08-12-2015, 12:37 PM
Nope. You can straight up get them if you are even a little Native American and he is at least a quarter. Just has to be ok with doing some paperwork :D
Free healthcare too. My friend is native amaerican through his dad. Dude looks more mexican tho. Anyhow, he receives a lot of benefits from the government.

DonDadda59
08-12-2015, 12:37 PM
This is rich coming from a Latino that wishes he was a white teabagger. You even went as far as posting a picture of a white guy claiming it was you.

I remember that. Didn't he steal some random White guy from Toronto's pic and tried to pass it off as him? :roll:

STATUTORY
08-12-2015, 12:40 PM
I remember that. Didn't he steal some random White guy from Toronto's pic and tried to pass it off as him? :roll:

:facepalm didn't know he was a Tio Tomas

TheMan
08-12-2015, 02:30 PM
Nope. You can straight up get them if you are even a little Native American and he is at least a quarter. Just has to be ok with doing some paperwork :D
So I can claim African American and Native American?
:hammertime:

TheMan
08-12-2015, 02:36 PM
Jessica Alba got her DNA results...straight up disappointed that was white :oldlol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJW0GPHRW38&feature=youtube_gdata_player