My 4 day old son is so ALPHA...

[stalkerforlife]

All he wants is boobies. 8 pounds, 14 ounces and 21.5 inches long. He stays on the boobies and I just chill on the internet. Alpha men are GREAT breast feeders. Magic Johnson's son and Bran probably went straight to formula.

I may be a weak beta bitch, but I will live vicariously through my ALPHA son.

[niko]

Don't live vicariously through your son, that's awful. Let him live and brag about him though, definitely.

Glad things are good new dad. :cheers: Your pack grew a member, that's alpha.

[Lensanity]

4 days old and still a virgin


Pathetic. Beta.

[ekosky]

:roll:

[niko]

4 days old and still a virgin


Pathetic. Beta.
Because chilling home all day in mommies basement smoking weed is alpha? Please.

[~primetime~]

congrats to you

[stalkerforlife]

Because chilling home all day in mommies basement smoking weed is alpha? Please.

:lebronamazed:

[Bosnian Sajo]

4 days old and still a virgin


Pathetic. Beta.

Just pathetic :oldlol:

[West-Side]

If true, congrats bro on the new born.

[rufuspaul]

4 days old and still a virgin


Pathetic. Beta.


:oldlol:


Congrats on the new kid OP. :cheers:

[stalkerforlife]

If true, congrats bro on the new born.

:biggums:

[Lensanity]

Because chilling home all day in mommies basement smoking weed is alpha? Please.
http://s1.postimg.org/x7l3cemhb/IMG_20150816_214055.jpg

[ArbitraryWater]

If any of this true you're fooked up

[stalkerforlife]

If any of this true you're fooked up

You must be a pathological liar if you automatically think any of this could be made up.

[Lebron23]

If any of this true you're fooked up


Justin is a troll, but his telling the truth. I thought he was joking when he said that he had t-rex arms, and a smaller shoe size, but he posted some pictures a couple of weeks ago.

[Bosnian Sajo]

You must be a pathological liar if you automatically think any of this could be made up.

Considering he is a troll on ISH...you are correct :cheers:


True af though, people who lie the most trust others the least, because they believe everyone acts the way they do.

[stalkerforlife]

Justin is a troll, but his telling the truth. I thought he was joking when he said that he had t-rex arms, and a smaller shoe size, but he posted some pictures a couple of weeks ago.

http://i60.tinypic.com/mku8g3.jpg

[stalkerforlife]

Considering he is a troll on ISH...you are correct :cheers:


True af though, people who lie the most trust others the least, because they believe everyone acts the way they do.

Sociopaths think everyone is exactly like them.

[StephHamann]

All he wants is boobies. 8 pounds, 14 ounces and 21.5 inches long. He stays on the boobies and I just chill on the internet. Alpha men are GREAT breast feeders. Magic Johnson's son and Bran probably went straight to formula.

I may be a weak beta bitch, but I will live vicariously through my ALPHA son.

I hope you named your son Kobe