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Alamо
08-19-2015, 10:36 AM
No criteria.

The original Monstars stole the talents of Muggsy Bogues, Larry Johnson, Charles Barkley, Patrick Ewing, and Shawn Bradley.


Who would be your picks for the remake?


I'd probably go for CP3 and DJ first - unstoppable alley oop combo with defense. Thought of Blake Griffin but I'd rather see him as a human.
Kyle Korver - long range bomber
Anthony Davis - tall skinny guy with a unibrow, that would just look really cool animated.
Last for me would have to be an athletic wing, Probably Jimmy Butler.



Kyrie, Westbrook, Griffin all came to mind too but those are my picks

nathanjizzle
08-19-2015, 10:38 AM
I dont know, but the monster that would steal D Roses powers would immediately get injured and sit out for the rest of the movie.

HylianNightmare
08-19-2015, 10:46 AM
Jordan brand athletes so Griffin, cp3, melo, Westbrook and someone else

I<3NBA
08-19-2015, 10:46 AM
I dont know, but the monster that would steal D Roses powers would immediately get injured and sit out for the rest of the movie.
damn son. your post is full of bitterness. :lol

anyway, i think they should steal the athleticism of:

Westbrook
AD

and the skills of:

Curry
Harden
KD

gasolina
08-19-2015, 11:01 AM
Wow just realized the monstars wanted no part of wing players back in the 90s.

Derka
08-19-2015, 11:04 AM
The original Monstars dunked everything, didn't they? For that team...Westbrook, Rose, Blake, Davis, Dwight


Wow just realized the monstars wanted no part of wing players back in the 90s.
Bingo.

GIF REACTION
08-19-2015, 11:10 AM
Only Lebron can defeat the monstars!

Alamо
08-19-2015, 11:11 AM
The original Monstars dunked everything, didn't they? For that team...Westbrook, Rose, Blake, Davis, Dwight


Bingo.


They did but that was the 90s. I'm thinking they'd want to switch it up a little bit for originality. Korver could nail 3s from the other side of the court as a monstar

QuebecBaller
08-19-2015, 11:16 AM
Only Lebron can defeat the monstars!

Lebron will join them. He'll be to afraid to face them if he doesn't have any allstar by his side

QuebecBaller
08-19-2015, 11:17 AM
They did but that was the 90s. I'm thinking they'd want to switch it up a little bit for originality. CP3 could flop from the other side of the court as a monstar

:D

Alamо
08-19-2015, 11:22 AM
:D



Perfect for the image of a villain

ProfessorMurder
08-19-2015, 11:34 AM
If the Monstars really know their shit about facing Bran, they should take Iggy, Kawhi, Diaw and Delonte West.

Derka
08-19-2015, 11:35 AM
They did but that was the 90s. I'm thinking they'd want to switch it up a little bit for originality. Korver could nail 3s from the other side of the court as a monstar

Yeah they could do some different stuff for sure. We'll just have to see.

Trollsmasher
08-19-2015, 11:37 AM
Wow just realized the monstars wanted no part of wing players back in the 90s.
that's because there were like 4 good wings in the entire league

QuebecBaller
08-19-2015, 11:43 AM
CP3 - Flopstar
Harden - Beardstar
Melo - Fatstar
Davis - Browstar
Cousins - Dumbstar

gasolina
08-19-2015, 11:48 AM
I assume everyone thinks LeBron would play lead? How would the story go though? It worked with Jordan because #1 he'd retired, and #2 he'd already destroyed each one of the monstar players. Barkley & Co were cool with being beaten on screen since it won't damage their legacy.

Also I think players today are just prima Donna bitches.

LeBRon would be what, in a two week Bosley retouch operation so the monstars miss out on him?

Bugs and Co would have to practice their 3pt shot to fit in lebron ball

Alamо
08-19-2015, 11:56 AM
CP3 - Flopstar
Harden - Beardstar
Melo - Fatstar
Davis - Browstar
Cousins - Dumbstar


Hibber - Dumpstar

Alamо
08-19-2015, 11:57 AM
If the Monstars really know their shit about facing Bran, they should take Iggy, Kawhi, Diaw and Delonte West.


JJ Barea at the 1

Alamо
08-19-2015, 11:58 AM
Bugs and Co would have to practice their 3pt shot to fit in lebron ball


http://imageshack.us/a/img196/166/pgdead.png

Bandito
08-19-2015, 12:09 PM
If the Monstars really know their shit about facing Bran, they should take Iggy, Kawhi, Diaw and Delonte West.
Add Pierce there and you have your quintet.

QuebecBaller
08-19-2015, 12:19 PM
Hibber - Dumpstar

:lol

ProfessorMurder
08-19-2015, 12:57 PM
JJ Barea at the 1
There we go. That's the squad.

Barea
Delonte
Iggy
Kawhi
Diaw

kennethgriffin
08-19-2015, 01:22 PM
space jam 2 monStars



PG kyrie Irving
SG Ray Allen
SF Dwyane Wade
PF Kevin Love
C Chris Bosh



lebron quits on tunesquad at half time to join monstars.

KembaWalker
08-19-2015, 01:35 PM
Frank Kaminsky to play the dopey tall white guy ala Shawn Bradley

http://www.warnerbros.com/archive/spacejam/movie/cmp/jamcentral/img/photos/monstar1.jpg

Mr Feeny
08-19-2015, 01:36 PM
space jam 2 monStars



PG kyrie Irving
SG Ray Allen
SF Dwyane Wade
PF Kevin Love
C Chris Bosh





lebron quits on tunesquad at half time to join monstars.

:oldlol:

GIF REACTION
08-19-2015, 01:38 PM
It's ****ing hilarious how Kobe wasn't even mentioned for a Space Jam sequel. Skipped from Jordan, straight to Lebron. Like bean didn't even exist.

snipes12
08-19-2015, 01:38 PM
Its gonna be

Curry
Harden
Durant
Davis
D.jordan

FKAri
08-19-2015, 03:13 PM
Wow just realized the monstars wanted no part of wing players back in the 90s.

Oh snap! :applause:

TheBigVeto
08-19-2015, 11:33 PM
The Lakers starting 5.

outbreak
08-19-2015, 11:49 PM
Kendrick Perkins has been preparing for this role ever since he left Boston

Myth
08-20-2015, 12:27 AM
I still want to know why the Monstars don't just take LeBron? They overlooked Jordan because he was retired. What reason do they have to overlook James?

tpols
08-20-2015, 12:32 AM
I still want to know why the Monstars don't just take LeBron? They overlooked Jordan because he was retired. What reason do they have to overlook James?

Theyre trying to win.

AnaheimLakers24
08-20-2015, 12:36 AM
I assume everyone thinks LeBron would play lead? How would the story go though? It worked with Jordan because #1 he'd retired, and #2 he'd already destroyed each one of the monstar players. Barkley & Co were cool with being beaten on screen since it won't damage their legacy.

Also I think players today are just prima Donna bitches.

LeBRon would be what, in a two week Bosley retouch operation so the monstars miss out on him?

Bugs and Co would have to practice their 3pt shot to fit in lebron ball
Monstars notice hes 2/6 with a small dick and they dont choose him. Perfect script

ProfessorMurder
08-20-2015, 12:46 AM
Theyre trying to win.
Good one. I literally laughed at that.

outbreak
08-20-2015, 12:50 AM
Theyre trying to win.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wibd.gif

Rose'sACL
08-20-2015, 01:00 AM
Theyre trying to win.
i though you were a kobe fan. hasn't kobe also won twice while being the best player on the team?
monstars aren't looking for robert horry just because he won more.

iamgine
08-20-2015, 01:07 AM
Anthony Davis.

Savings on the CGI.

Alamо
08-20-2015, 01:45 AM
Theyre trying to win.


:lol

iamgine
08-20-2015, 02:14 AM
It's ****ing hilarious how Kobe wasn't even mentioned for a Space Jam sequel. Skipped from Jordan, straight to Lebron. Like bean didn't even exist.
This is cause Kobe wasn't interested in serious acting.

Kobe_6/8
08-20-2015, 02:21 AM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/8/28/16/anigif_enhanced-buzz-18470-1346185574-10.gif

I would cast

Kyrie
Harden
Giannis or Wiggins
Bosh
Chris Kaman

el gringos
08-20-2015, 03:32 AM
It's pretty obvious it has to be Carmelo and Westbrook

Have to make a run at Durant

Blake griffin

Jr smith

Larry sanders or Bynum would be funny

Hit_Em
08-20-2015, 04:14 AM
Monstars notice hes 2/6 with a small dick and they dont choose him. Perfect script
once again talking about the mans *****

http://i.imgur.com/aSGGIwE.gif

im just going to point it out everytime i see it.You need to seek help... speaking about that mans dick so much cant be healthy or normal

shallehalle
08-20-2015, 05:14 AM
It's pretty obvious it has to be Carmelo and Westbrook

Have to make a run at Durant

Blake griffin

Jr smith

Larry sanders or Bynum would be funny
Monstars pick Bynum and he goes bowling when the game starts

tpols
08-20-2015, 07:16 AM
i though you were a kobe fan. hasn't kobe also won twice while being the best player on the team?
monstars aren't looking for robert horry just because he won more.

I'm just joking around man..

GIF REACTION
08-20-2015, 07:20 AM
This is cause Kobe wasn't interested in serious acting.
Or he was never a big enough icon or quality of player to demand that type of respect to fill Jordan's shoes. Lebron has been getting Space Jam 2 hype even before Trainwreck. Face it. Kobe just didn't have the attraction, the image, the talent to demand such respect.

PAOK
08-20-2015, 10:37 AM
Westbrook / Harden / Griffin / Cousins / Hibbert

gasolina
08-20-2015, 11:17 AM
Or he was never a big enough icon or quality of player to demand that type of respect to fill Jordan's shoes. Lebron has been getting Space Jam 2 hype even before Trainwreck. Face it. Kobe just didn't have the attraction, the image, the talent to demand such respect.
Not trolling but story wise, kobe's would fit hand in glove. Monstars come and ignores Kobe because he's still rehabbing. Kobe comes, says FU to bugs and shoots 25 foot fadeaways over 5 defenders

dab0yech0
08-20-2015, 05:02 PM
CP3
Westbrook
Blake Griffin
Anthony Davis
Dwight Howard

all have decent acting skills with Blake being the one who can have the most lines.