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AnaheimLakers24
08-19-2015, 04:59 PM
Im grateful hes not 2/6
that must be torture as a fan

kennethgriffin
08-19-2015, 05:05 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/609180789339766785/vhZ2dA9m_400x400.jpg

JellyBean
08-19-2015, 05:10 PM
Never winning a title.

DMV2
08-19-2015, 05:13 PM
Glad he never lead a team to a championship without a big.

Shaq and Pau were the real leaders.

Bankaii
08-19-2015, 05:13 PM
^^Kenneth So do you have a pic of Bron's dick saved or do you search "Lebron's dick" every time? Either way you're gay as hell.

To answer OP, I'm glad he never had the most missed shot attempts in NBA history. The GOAT skilled scorer that he is would never miss more than 50% of his shots.

SouBeachTalents
08-19-2015, 05:25 PM
That he didn't go to jail for rape

AnaheimLakers24
08-19-2015, 05:38 PM
That he didn't go to jail for rape
Good one, if that happened he would have never led the lakers to a 2peats and becone top 5

kennethgriffin
08-19-2015, 05:42 PM
^^Kenneth So do you have a pic of Bron's dick saved or do you search "Lebron's dick" every time? Either way you're gay as hell.

To answer OP, I'm glad he never had the most missed shot attempts in NBA history. The GOAT skilled scorer that he is would never miss more than 50% of his shots.


does it matter?

are you afraid of pen*s's ?


homophobia is still a thing?

:lol

kennethgriffin
08-19-2015, 05:45 PM
That he didn't go to jail for rape


lebron should be in jail.. how is he any different than this guy


http://www.wweek.com/portland/imgs/media.images/4690/brewviews.peewee.widea.jpg

G0ATbe
08-19-2015, 05:45 PM
I'm glad he never became a journeyman like Shaq, LeBald etc. Stayed put through thick and thin and the players came to play for him:applause: .

DMV2
08-19-2015, 05:46 PM
Good one, if that happened he would have never led the lakers to a 2peats and becone top 5
That's why anything he did from 2004-present shouldn't count. He should be in prison.

kennethgriffin
08-19-2015, 05:46 PM
I'm glad he never became a journeyman like Shaq, LeBald etc. Stayed put through thick and thin and the players came to play for him:applause: .

inb4 someone says "ya but he ALMOST left that one time"



:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

kamil
08-19-2015, 05:50 PM
I'm glad he never had the NBA rig a series for him to make it to the finals.

Oh wait, 2002 happened.

dazzer87
08-19-2015, 05:53 PM
I'm glad he never became a journeyman like Shaq, LeBald etc. Stayed put through thick and thin and the players came to play for him:applause: .
Yup..........

http://fantasynews.cbssports.com/fantasybasketball/update/25079891/kobe-bryant-on-2007-trade-request-bulls-were-my-no-1-choice

G0ATbe
08-19-2015, 05:57 PM
Yup..........

http://fantasynews.cbssports.com/fantasybasketball/update/25079891/kobe-bryant-on-2007-trade-request-bulls-were-my-no-1-choice
Pretty obvious that was an empty threat to get the Lakers organization off their asses and to make some immediate moves for Kobe. Still doesn't change my statement:pimp: .

kennethgriffin
08-19-2015, 05:57 PM
That's why anything he did from 2004-present shouldn't count. He should be in prison.

lol mike tyson got only 3 years in jail for a much worse conviction



kobe woulda been out in 2 years at most


so he missed the 2004-05 and 2005-06 seasons


if anything this would have helped the lakers even more than getting pau in 2008

a) their salary books are wiped

b) multiple MAX free agents after 2 years of tanking

c) lakers end up with andrew bogut, danny granger, chris paul or deron williams from the 2005 nba draft

d) lakers end up with lamarcus aldridge, rajon rondo, paul millsap in the 2006 nba draft

e) lakers sign ray allen in the 2005 free agent period

f) lakers sign ben wallace in the 2006 free agent period



kobe comes back from jail


PG - Chris Paul
SG - Ray Allen
SF - Kobe Bryant
PF - Lamarcus Aldridge
C - Ben Wallace



:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Papaya Petee
08-19-2015, 06:09 PM
Im glad he was never the best player in the league during any season.

outbreak
08-19-2015, 06:12 PM
I'm glad he wasn't a repeat sexual offender.

RRR3
08-19-2015, 06:20 PM
I'm glad he respects greatness in his fellow players

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/page/instantawesome-KobeLeBron-150415/here-kobe-bryant-twitter-rant-defending-lebron-james

Mr Feeny
08-19-2015, 06:33 PM
Glad he never got ring #6.

WayOfWade
08-19-2015, 06:34 PM
I'm glad he never let injuries get in the way of him playing a couple more years. The NBA will never be the same once he's gone, neither will this message board.

dazzer87
08-19-2015, 06:48 PM
glad he never took a paycut..........imagine only trying to live on 300 plus millions........

kennethgriffin
08-19-2015, 06:49 PM
Glad he never got ring #6.


he would have if STERN didnt bring down the veto hammer

paul
kobe
artest
whoever
howard

+ phil

= title

JT123
08-19-2015, 06:53 PM
I'm glad he never won a playoff series without an elite big.
#carried

Mr Feeny
08-19-2015, 06:54 PM
he would have if STERN didnt bring down the veto hammer

paul
kobe
artest
whoever
howard

+ phil

= title

But Kobe already had Payton+Malone+Shaq+Fox and failed to win?
And later, Dwight+Gasol+Artest+Nash and failed to win?

Maybe Chris Paul wouldn't get to touch the ball and instead gets turned into a spot up shooter/statue playing next to Kobe?

Mr Feeny
08-19-2015, 06:54 PM
I'm glad he never won a playoff series without an elite big.
#carried

I can't quite see what's happening in your icon? What's going on there with Kobe?

T_L_P
08-19-2015, 06:59 PM
lol mike tyson got only 3 years in jail for a much worse conviction



kobe woulda been out in 2 years at most


so he missed the 2004-05 and 2005-06 seasons


if anything this would have helped the lakers even more than getting pau in 2008

a) their salary books are wiped

b) multiple MAX free agents after 2 years of tanking

c) lakers end up with andrew bogut, danny granger, chris paul or deron williams from the 2005 nba draft

d) lakers end up with lamarcus aldridge, rajon rondo, paul millsap in the 2006 nba draft

e) lakers sign ray allen in the 2005 free agent period

f) lakers sign ben wallace in the 2006 free agent period



kobe comes back from jail


PG - Chris Paul
SG - Ray Allen
SF - Kobe Bryant
PF - Lamarcus Aldridge
C - Ben Wallace



:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

:oldlol: Weren't you saying the Lakers could compete for the Playoffs the past two years and next year? :oldlol:

JT123
08-19-2015, 07:01 PM
I can't quite see what's happening in your icon? What's going on there with Kobe?
http://i.imgur.com/4e9Jgjq.png
:lol

Mr Feeny
08-19-2015, 07:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4e9Jgjq.png
:lol

Wait. Let me get this right. Is he.......being..............CARRIED?:lol

kennethgriffin
08-19-2015, 07:03 PM
But Kobe already had Payton+Malone+Shaq+Fox and failed to win?
And later, Dwight+Gasol+Artest+Nash and failed to win?

Maybe Chris Paul wouldn't get to touch the ball and instead gets turned into a spot up shooter/statue playing next to Kobe?


and he won back to back with farmar, vukachic, odom, gasol, luke




lol@ you putting 40 year old nash on the same level as prime chris paul

or counting 40 year old payton and 40 year old malone and 350 pound post trial spiteful shaq with a toe/foot problem

or thinking howard sucks forever or leaves after the first year if chris paul is there

or thinking kobe still gets an achilles injury covering PG responsibilites for an injured nash when has chris paul

kennethgriffin
08-19-2015, 07:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4e9Jgjq.png
:lol

and yet without kobe shaq has 1 third option title averaging less PPG than antoine walker

and without kobe gasol is 0-16 in the playoffs as lead dog




you can say "whats kobe without BOTH shaq and gasol" but theyre from 2 completely different teams.. and kobe only played 2 healthy seasons in his entire career without either guy. while gasol and shaq have had 10 years each without kobe

Mr Feeny
08-19-2015, 07:08 PM
and he won back to back with farmar, vukachic, odom, gasol, luke




lol@ you putting 40 year old nash on the same level as prime chris paul

or counting 40 year old payton and 40 year old malone and 350 pound post trial spiteful shaq with a toe/foot problem

or thinking howard sucks forever or leaves after the first year if chris paul is there

or thinking kobe still gets an achilles injury covering PG responsibilites for an injured nash when has chris paul

But Steve Nash of the previous year not only lead the league in assists for the umpteenth time, he was one of the elite offensive guards in the NBA by any metric.

As far as the back-to-back goes, Chris Paul isn't gonna be cleaning up Kobe's bricks like Gasol did which allowed the Lakers to win. When Kobe shoots his customary 40%fg in the NBA finals, his team is going down UNLESS he has the best front court in the league.
True story:lebronamazed:

Mr Feeny
08-19-2015, 07:11 PM
and yet without kobe shaq has 1 third option title averaging less PPG than antoine walker

and without kobe gasol is 0-16 in the playoffs as lead dog




you can say "whats kobe without BOTH shaq and gasol" but theyre from 2 completely different teams.. and kobe only played 2 healthy seasons in his entire career without either guy. while gasol and shaq have had 10 years each without kobe

Let's assume for a minute thay any of that garbage is true in an alternative universe, what difference does it make if Shaq was lead dog for the majority of Kobe's rings?
As it stands, Shaq was the star of 3 championship teams
Kobe 2 (arguably 1 as JT123 beautifully pointed out).

SouBeachTalents
08-19-2015, 07:13 PM
and yet without kobe shaq has 1 third option title averaging less PPG than antoine walker

and without kobe gasol is 0-16 in the playoffs as lead dog




you can say "whats kobe without BOTH shaq and gasol" but theyre from 2 completely different teams.. and kobe only played 2 healthy seasons in his entire career without either guy. while gasol and shaq have had 10 years each without kobe

Lol, if Shaq was a "third option" in 2006 based on the Finals, then Kobe was completely carried by Shaq in 2000, when he averaged more rebounds per game (17) than Kobe did points per game (16) and averaged a higher ppg (38) than Kobe's FG% (37)

kennethgriffin
08-19-2015, 07:17 PM
But Steve Nash of the previous year not only lead the league in assists for the umpteenth time, he was one of the elite offensive guards in the NBA by any metric.

As far as the back-to-back goes, Chris Paul isn't gonna be cleaning up Kobe's bricks like Gasol did which allowed the Lakers to win. When Kobe shoots his customary 40%fg in the NBA finals, his team is going down UNLESS he has the best front court in the league.
True story:lebronamazed:


and shaq a year before joining lebron was an 18/8 ( 21/10 per 36m ) all NBA player


kobe before 2014 was a 27/6/5 1st team all NBA player



its called injuries/hitting the wall ... and when youre on a losing team you can stat pad at an old age... like kobe the 1st month of 2014-15




dude.. you know i'm just gonna ether you every time. just give up


:lol

kennethgriffin
08-19-2015, 07:21 PM
Let's assume for a minute thay any of that garbage is true in an alternative universe, what difference does it make if Shaq was lead dog for the majority of Kobe's rings?
As it stands, Shaq was the star of 3 championship teams
Kobe 2 (arguably 1 as JT123 beautifully pointed out).


its not about what you do with another top 5 player all time. its about what you do without one


kobe has 2 world championships with a top 85-90 player all time as his sidekick, a boarderline allstar

kobe backed up his 1st 3 rings... shaq didnt


shaq got swept year after year after year with

- 1st team all nba prime penny hardaway and allstar horace grant
- nba allstars eddie jones/nick van exel

got smashed with prime nash/amare/marion
got wacked with prime lebron
got sh*t on with super team pierce/ray/garnett


left on bad terms with wade after being his 3rd option in his only success without kobe



all these guys are better or were better at those times than pau gasol ever was


period

Mr Feeny
08-19-2015, 07:23 PM
and shaq a year before joining lebron was an 18/8 ( 21/10 per 36m ) all NBA player


kobe before 2014 was a 27/6/5 1st team all NBA player



its called injuries/hitting the wall ... and when youre on a losing team you can stat pad at an old age... like kobe the 1st month of 2014-15




dude.. you know i'm just gonna ether you every time. just give up


:lol

Could be hitting a wall and getting injured or it could be being frozen out by a selfish chucker who has no intention of letting anyone else shoot the ball. I know where I stand. You could choose to believe what you posted above if it makes you feel better.

Mr Feeny
08-19-2015, 07:25 PM
its not about what you do with another top 5 player all time. its about what you do without one


kobe has 2 world championships with a top 85-90 player all time as his sidekick, a boarderline allstar

kobe backed up his 1st 3 rings... shaq didnt


shaq got swept year after year after year with

- 1st team all nba prime penny hardaway and allstar horace grant
- nba allstars eddie jones/nick van exel

got smashed with prime nash/amare/marion
got wacked with prime lebron
got sh*t on with super team pierce/ray/garnett


left on bad terms with wade after being his 3rd option in his only success without kobe



all these guys are better or were better at those times than pau gasol ever was


period

Like I said, what difference does any of that make?
Averaging 15 ppg on 36%fg while the man carrying you averages 37 and 17 on 60%fg doesn't count in your favor. Any way you spin it, Kobe was carried for the majority of his rings. Those don't interest us, unfortunately.

JT123
08-19-2015, 07:28 PM
Lol, if Shaq was a "third option" in 2006 based on the Finals, then Kobe was completely carried by Shaq in 2000, when he averaged more rebounds per game (17) than Kobe did points per game (16) and averaged a higher ppg (38) than Kobe's FG% (37)
My god! I just now realized how utterly pathetic Kobe was in his first Finals appearance. He just dropped down a few more spots on my all time list. Can't have anyone in my top 25 that got outplayed by Austin Croshere in the Finals. :cheers:

T_L_P
08-19-2015, 07:33 PM
Lol, if Shaq was a "third option" in 2006 based on the Finals, then Kobe was completely carried by Shaq in 2000, when he averaged more rebounds per game (17) than Kobe did points per game (16) and averaged a higher ppg (38) than Kobe's FG% (37)
:eek:

KingLeBronJames
08-19-2015, 08:13 PM
I'm glad he never won a playoff series without an elite big.
#carried
Yes he did. 2008-2010. Pau is not elite. He's in the same level as Vin Baker.

JT123
08-19-2015, 08:22 PM
Yes he did. 2008-2010. Pau is not elite. He's in the same level as Vin Baker.
:lol

DonDadda59
08-19-2015, 08:27 PM
Lol, if Shaq was a "third option" in 2006 based on the Finals, then Kobe was completely carried by Shaq in 2000, when he averaged more rebounds per game (17) than Kobe did points per game (16) and averaged a higher ppg (38) than Kobe's FG% (37)

I've never seen anything put so perfectly into perspective like this. Has any Alpha dog in NBA History had to do so much and carry so much dead weight from his beta like the Big Rickshaw did? :confusedshrug:

kennethgriffin
08-19-2015, 08:32 PM
Lol, if Shaq was a "third option" in 2006 based on the Finals, then Kobe was completely carried by Shaq in 2000, when he averaged more rebounds per game (17) than Kobe did points per game (16) and averaged a higher ppg (38) than Kobe's FG% (37)


oh ... so its the 4,503th consecutive day this topic has come up on ISH


lets do it again!

yay!


A) there is no NBA finals without kobes game 7 WCF

- team leader in points ( 24 )
- team leader in rebounds ( 11 )
- team leader in assists ( 7 )
- team leader in blocks ( 4 )

B) kobes finals average is only bad due to his injured 2 point game lowering his average from 19ppg down to 15ppg

c) kobe had an epic game 4 ( saving the series )... then a monster championship clincher in game 6

d) the 2000 finals ( as most years since 1999 ) wasnt the true nba finals. the WCF was a much tougher matchup

e) kobe averaged 29ppg vs sacramento

f) kobe hit game winners vs phoenix

g) kobe was the main playmaker and top awarded defender on that team while also averaging 21ppg in the playoffs... basically doing the job of a tony parker/kawhi leonard combined ( held reggie miller in finals game one to 1 for 16 or some shit )

h) shaq DIDNT get taken out of a game in the first few minutes in 2006. his 15ppg was a legit 15ppg

i) shaq was avoided like the plague due to his excessively bad free throw shooting. being benched in some 4th quarters for alonzo morning

j) the 2006 finals WAS the toughest series for Miami. so it was a legit final series

k) the 2006 finals was rigged regardless of what happened.

L) < - take one

Jameerthefear
08-19-2015, 08:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4e9Jgjq.png
:lol
OWNED :roll:

kennethgriffin
08-19-2015, 08:48 PM
OWNED :roll:

all time playoff average leaders ( by a 2nd leading scorer on a championship team )

2001 Kobe Bryant 29.4
2002 Kobe Bryant 26.6
1986 Kevin Mchale 24.9
1958 Bob Pettit 24.2
1963 Sam Jones 23.8
1966 John Havlicek 23.6
1972 Jerry West 22.9
2012 Dwyane Wade 22.8
1987 Magic Johnson 21.8
1967 Wilt Chamberlain 21.7
1991 Scottie Pippen 21.6
1985 James Worthy 21.5
1978 Bob Dandridge 21.2
2000 Kobe Bryant 21.1
1957 Bill Sharman 21.1
1976 Dave Cowens 21.0
1979 Dennis Johnson 20.9
2005 Manu Ginobili 20.8
2007 Tony Parker 20.8
1962 Tom Heinsohn 20.7
1968 Sam Jones 20.5
1995 Clyde Drexler 20.5
1974 Dave Cowens 20.5
1982 Kareem Abdul Jabbar 20.4
1980 Jamaal Wilkes 20.3
1956 Neil Johnston 20.3
1993 Scottie Pippen 20.1
1959 Bill Sharman 20.1
2006 Shaquille O'neal 20.0
1988 Magic Johnson 19.9
2010 Pau Gasol 19.6
1992 Scottie Pippen 19.5
1997 Scottie Pippen 19.2
1971 Bob Dandridge 19.2
1961 Bill Russell 19.1
2008 Kevin Garnett 18.8
1983 Andrew Tony 18.8
2015 Klay Thompson 18.6
1965 John Havlicek 18.5
1960 Bill Russell 18.5
2009 Pau Gasol 18.3
1977 Bill Walton 18.2
1990 Joe Dumars 18.2
1989 Joe Dumars 17.6
2011 Jason Terry 17.5
1964 Tom Heinsohn 17.4
1970 Dick Barnett 16.9
1996 Scottie Pippen 16.9
1998 Scottie Pippen 16.8
1969 Sam Jones 16.8
1984 Dennis Johnson 16.6
2004 Chauncey Billups 16.4
2014 Tim Duncan 16.3
1981 Cedric Maxwell 16.1
1973 Earl Monroe 16.1
1952 Jim Pollard 16.1
2013 Dwyane Wade 15.9
1951 Bob Davies 15.9
1999 David Robinson 15.6
1975 Jamaal Wilkes 15.0
2003 Tony Parker 14.7
1953 Jim Pollard 14.3
1994 Vernon Maxwell 13.8
1955 Red Kerr 13.8
1950 Vern Mikkelsen 13.0
1954 Jim Pollard 12.3




all time finals average leaders ( by a 2nd leading scorer on a championship team )

2002 Kobe Bryant 26.8
2001 Kobe bryant 24.6
1958 Bob Pettit 24.0 ( Cliff Hagan 25.3, playoffs and finals leader )
1986 Larry Bird 24.0 ( Mchale 25.8ppg )
1985 James Worthy 23.7
1971 Oscar Robertson 23.5
1963 Tom Heinsohn 23.3 ( Jones 24.6 )
1966 Sam Jones 22.9
1974 Dave Cowens 22.7
1979 Dennis Johnson 22.6 ( Gus Williams 29.0ppg finals, playoffs leader too..wtf? )
2012 Dwyane Wade 22.6
1959 Tie* Sharman/Ramsay 22.5 ( heinsohn 24.2 )
1962 Sam Jones 22.1 ( russell 22.8 )
1983 Andrew Tony 22.0 ( Julius Erving 3rd option in playoffs and finals )
1957 Bill Sharman 21.8 ( Heinsohn 24.0 )
1987 Kareem Abdul Jabbar 21.7
1980 Magic Johnson 21.5
1995 Clyde Drexler 21.5
1989 Isiah Thomas 21.3
1993 Scottie Pippen 21.2
1988 Magic Johnson 21.1
1968 Bailey Howell 21.0
2004 Chauncey Billups 21.0 (Rip playoff and finals leader. robbed )
1992 Scottie Pippen 20.8
1991 Scottie Pippen 20.8
1990 Joe Dumars 20.6
1976 Dave Cowens 20.5
1978 Bob Dandridge 20.4
2008 Ray Allen 20.3
1997 Scottie Pippen 20.0
1972 Jerry West 19.8
2013 Dwyane Wade 19.6
2005 Manu Ginobili 18.7
1969 Sam Jones 18.7
1970 Dick Barnett 18.6
2010 Pau Gasol 18.6
2009 Pau Gasol 18.6
1977 Bill Walton 18.5
1960 Frank Ramsay 18.4 ( Heinsohn 22.4 )
1964 John Havlicek 18.4
2007 Tim Duncan 18.3
1965 John Havlicek 18.2
2011 Jason Terry 18.0
1982 Kareem Abdul Jabbar 18.0
2014 Kawhi Leonard 17.8
1967 Wilt Chamberlain 17.7 ( Hal Greer 26.0ppg. would have been mvp )
1961 Bill Russell 17.6 ( heinsohn 22.0 )
1984 Dennis Johnson 17.6
1951 Bob Davies 17.0
1999 David Robinson 16.6
1973 Willis Reed 16.4
1952 Jim Pollard 16.4
2015 Andre Iguodala 16.3
1998 Scottie Pippen 15.7
1996 Scottie Pippen 15.7
2000 Kobe Bryant 15.6 ( *19.0 minus the 2 point injury game )
1981 Larry Bird 15.3 ( ....................wtf? )
1953 Jim Pollard 14.4
2003 Tony Parker 14.0
2006 Antoine Walker 13.8 ( Shaq only averaged 13.7 )
1956 Neil Johnston 13.6 ( Arizin 27.6 )
1950 Jim Pollard 13.6 ( mikan 32.1 )
1994 Vernon Maxwell 13.4
1955 Kerr 12.2 ( schayes 19.0 )
1975 Jamaal Wilkes 11.5
1954 Pollard 10.8 ( Mikan 18.1 )
















oh yeah and...



2009 - 30.2ppg playoffs, 32.4ppg finals

2010 - 29.2ppg playoffs, 28.6ppg finals

KingLeBronJames
08-19-2015, 08:49 PM
:lol
Elite is somebody like Chris Bosh. Bosh is way better than Pau.

RidonKs
08-19-2015, 08:50 PM
well i'm glad he didn't kill anybody :confusedshrug:

Hey Yo
08-19-2015, 08:54 PM
But Steve Nash of the previous year not only lead the league in assists for the umpteenth time, he was one of the elite offensive guards in the NBA by any metric.

As far as the back-to-back goes, Chris Paul isn't gonna be cleaning up Kobe's bricks like Gasol did which allowed the Lakers to win. When Kobe shoots his customary 40%fg in the NBA finals, his team is going down UNLESS he has the best front court in the league.
True story:lebronamazed:
:applause:

RRR3
08-19-2015, 09:05 PM
Elite is somebody like Chris Bosh. Bosh is way better than Pau.
:lol

This dude has so many alts. One or two (?) with a LBJ username one with Wade and one with Tmac possibly others. All are used for stanning Kobe though :oldlol:

ArbitraryWater
08-19-2015, 09:16 PM
:lol

This dude has so many alts. One or two (?) with a LBJ username one with Wade and one with Tmac possibly others. All are used for stanning Kobe though :oldlol:

I used to think it was Fudge, but since he actually stanning Bron right now, not sure.

Megabox!
08-19-2015, 09:21 PM
Lol, if Shaq was a "third option" in 2006 based on the Finals, then Kobe was completely carried by Shaq in 2000, when he averaged more rebounds per game (17) than Kobe did points per game (16) and averaged a higher ppg (38) than Kobe's FG% (37)
God damn :roll:

Showtime2001
08-19-2015, 09:25 PM
Shaq & Gasol = career losers before playing with Kobe.

#fact

:lol

CarlosBoozer
08-19-2015, 09:51 PM
I want to see him have at least one healthy season before he retires

TheBigVeto
08-19-2015, 11:24 PM
All Kobetards should be glad he didn't go to prison.

kennethgriffin
08-19-2015, 11:33 PM
All Kobetards should be glad he didn't go to prison.


jordan left for a few years. they got kukoc, kerr, harper, rodman cause of it

lebron left for a few years. they got kyrie, bennett/wiggins=love, tristan thompson cause of it


like i said before...mike tyson did worse and was more hated. got 3 years. so kobe gets at most that much time in prison

comes out with 3 top picks, a few max free agents and ends up having an even better team than he had in 2009 and 2010 when he won


kobe would infact be back for the 2007-08 season... and probably end up winning 3-4 more titles instead of 2

Lebron23
08-20-2015, 02:31 AM
http://i.imgur.com/4e9Jgjq.png
:lol


:applause: :rockon: :rockon: :applause: :roll: :oldlol: :roll:

plowking
08-20-2015, 02:38 AM
As if no one said they're glad he didn't stay at the Hornets... :oldlol:

BasedTom
08-20-2015, 02:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/4e9Jgjq.png
:lol
maybe it's because it's late, but Pau's face on shaq's body has me rolling :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

kennethgriffin
08-20-2015, 03:51 AM
As if no one said they're glad he didn't stay at the Hornets... :oldlol:


are you kidding?


eastern conference for 20 years? no worn out knees or torn achilles coasting into the playoffs every year with only 1 team to beat before the finals


that plus going to a team with:





1 Glen Rice 29 79 78 42.6 9.1 19.2 .477 2.6 5.6 .470 6.5 13.6 .480 .546 5.9 6.8 .867 0.8 3.2 4.0 2.0 0.9 0.3 2.2 2.4 26.8
2 Anthony Mason 30 73 73 43.1 5.9 11.3 .525 0.0 0.0 .333 5.9 11.3 .526 .525 4.4 5.9 .745 2.5 8.8 11.4 5.7 1.0 0.5 2.3 2.8 16.2
3 Dell Curry 32 68 20 30.6 5.6 12.3 .459 1.9 4.4 .426 3.8 7.9 .478 .535 1.7 2.1 .803 0.6 2.5 3.1 1.7 0.9 0.2 1.4 2.2 14.8
5 Ricky Pierce 37 27 17 24.1 4.4 8.8 .502 1.1 2.1 .536 3.3 6.7 .492 .565 2.1 2.3 .889 0.7 1.8 2.5 1.8 0.5 0.1 1.1 1.8 12.0
6 Matt Geiger 27 49 13 21.3 3.5 7.1 .489 0.1 0.4 .300 3.4 6.7 .500 .497 1.8 2.6 .701 2.0 3.2 5.3 0.8 0.4 0.6 1.4 3.1 8.9
7 Muggsy Bogues 32 65 65 28.9 3.1 6.8 .460 0.9 2.2 .417 2.2 4.6 .482 .528 0.8 1.0 .844 0.4 1.8 2.2 7.2 1.3 0.0 1.7 1.8 8.0
8 Anthony Goldwire 25 33 9 17.5 1.9 4.7 .403 1.1 2.5 .439 0.8 2.2 .361 .519 0.9 1.2 .750 0.1 1.1 1.2 2.8 0.6 0.0 1.2 1.8 5.8
9 Scott Burrell 26 28 2 17.2 1.6 4.7 .344 0.7 2.0 .345 0.9 2.7 .342 .416 1.5 1.9 .792 0.9 2.0 2.8 1.4 0.5 0.4 0.9 2.1 5.4
10 Tony Delk 23 61 1 14.2 2.0 4.2 .465 0.9 1.8 .464 1.1 2.4 .465 .566 0.7 0.8 .824 0.5 1.1 1.6 1.6 0.6 0.1 1.1 1.2 5.4


with even a halfway good team the hornets make the finals in

1999 ( over ewingless knicks )
2001 ( over iverson )
2002 ( over kidd )
2003 ( over kidd )
2007 ( over cavs )
2009 ( over magic )


and this is just at the very least. not even counting the fact that another star eventually comes to team up with kobe

Akrazotile
08-20-2015, 03:57 AM
I'm glad he paid Katelyn Faber not to disclose the size of his ****.

This is a star-driven league, and the NBA heavily markets its players as "larger than life."

If Kobe's size were exposed, it would have been an absolute PR nightmare for the NBA's marketing department. It would have honestly been a full-blown crisis, and truthfully might have caused tons of youth to turn away from the game.

People want to believe their heroes have magnificently endowed c0cks, but the truth is, few fans outside the Lebron family actually live that reality. The rest have to imagine and pretend, and as big as Kobe's fan base is, if the public were to be confronted with the knowledge that he drew the short end of the biological stick, it would have been a huge blow to the leagues image and marketability.

kennethgriffin
08-20-2015, 04:04 AM
I'm glad he paid Katelyn Faber not to disclose the size of his ****.

This is a star-driven league, and the NBA heavily markets its players as "larger than life."

If Kobe's size were exposed, it would have been an absolute PR nightmare for the NBA's marketing department. It would have honestly been a full-blown crisis, and truthfully might have caused tons of youth to turn away from the game.

People want to believe their heroes have magnificently endowed c0cks, but the truth is, few fans outside the Lebron family actually live that reality. The rest have to imagine and pretend, and as big as Kobe's fan base is, if the public were to be confronted with the knowledge that he drew the short end of the biological stick, it would have been a huge blow to the leagues image and marketability.

quote from kobe case:


A week later there was still visible evidence of the damages done to her by Kobe.

referencing an*l sex



i think it was too much. even for a loose b*tthole havin hussy


which is saying allot

Akrazotile
08-20-2015, 04:08 AM
A week later there was still visible evidence of the damages done to her by Kobe.


This implies psychological damage, which can linger a long time within a victim after a forced entry has occurred, even if the entry itself was barely felt.

clipps
08-20-2015, 04:09 AM
I'm glad that I was never part of this fan base.

riseagainst
08-20-2015, 11:36 AM
This implies psychological damage, which can linger a long time within a victim after a forced entry has occurred, even if the entry itself was barely felt.


dawg.... kobe's d1ck is at least 10 inches long and 8 inches thick. I felt it.

Mr Feeny
08-20-2015, 11:38 AM
dawg.... kobe's d1ck is at least 10 inches long and 8 inches thick. I felt it.

What in the...:biggums:

disel
08-20-2015, 12:09 PM
i'm glad he never won a ring without riding someone- elses coat tail.............

Mr Feeny
08-20-2015, 12:11 PM
i'm glad he never won a ring without riding someone- elses coat tail.............

Don't do them like that :lol

JohnnySic
08-20-2015, 12:57 PM
Kobe vs LeBron finals. The neverending hype would have been the most boring, bloated shiit ever.

Magic 32
08-20-2015, 02:17 PM
i'm glad he never won a ring without riding someone- elses coat tail.............

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9Z2uguE0xhM/UXRJKsjL2SI/AAAAAAAAHUY/QaSxcCx_lgc/s1600/Dwyane+Wade+Reacts+to+Brandon+Jennings.gif

4 Inches
08-20-2015, 08:50 PM
dawg.... kobe's d1ck is at least 10 inches long and 8 inches thick. I felt it.
Damn homie you getting a good wifi connection out there in the closet.

AnaheimLakers24
08-20-2015, 09:38 PM
Im glad he doesnt have a losing record against the great tim duncan in the playoffs.
18-12 record against timmy.

This doesnt mean its shameful for other players to have a losing playoffs record against tim. Not everyone comes out to win come playoffs