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CavaliersFTW
08-23-2015, 06:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0smvr90xko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpo2F4Ldr2U

Wasn't there a James Haren comparison thread made recently? Fitting comparison :lol

Cocaine80s
08-23-2015, 06:34 PM
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U7uhN8L9JVI/VATuPnNim0I/AAAAAAAAFaM/joA5w1TCQZU/s800/me%2520shooting7.gif

CavaliersFTW
08-23-2015, 06:35 PM
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U7uhN8L9JVI/VATuPnNim0I/AAAAAAAAFaM/joA5w1TCQZU/s800/me%2520shooting7.gif
This is a gif I posted here :cheers:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=352546&page=49

What do you look like again?

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--PGsCO-lA--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/195rb9guglxidjpg.jpg

GIF REACTION
08-23-2015, 06:36 PM
1.5 steals
1.7 blocks
3.3 Defensive Boscore Plus minus

SLAYED.

LoneyROY7
08-23-2015, 06:36 PM
Weak D on AND off the court.

RidonKs
08-23-2015, 06:37 PM
speights thing is just funny. rest of it wasn't so egregious, def can't compare to the harden highlight vid. so he didn't close out on a few jumpers... u want him running at joakim noah? like he did with blatche who skirted around him? meh

its a good comparison tho cuz neither of cousins or harden lack the physical or mental tools to be excellent defenders. they are just uninspired.

the difference is that cousins is uninspired in the lottery, so he's pouting. harden is uninspired in the nba finals so he happens to be smiling.

Legends66NBA7
08-23-2015, 06:38 PM
Cousins shouldn't get a "no defense" rep, he's actually been good in that regards. His defense isn't the question mark for me.

BasedTom
08-23-2015, 06:39 PM
shit opinion, shit thread, shit poster

GIF REACTION
08-23-2015, 06:39 PM
http://espn.go.com/nba/statistics/rpm/_/sort/DRPM/position/9

Never show your bitch ass around here again.

Trollsmasher
08-23-2015, 06:42 PM
http://espn.go.com/nba/statistics/rpm/_/sort/DRPM/position/9

Never show your bitch ass around here again.
OP slayed:biggums:

Legends66NBA7
08-23-2015, 06:43 PM
1.5 steals
1.7 blocks
3.3 Defensive Boscore Plus minus

SLAYED.

What's his opponent fg% at the rim ?

He's led the league in charges drawn the last 2 seasons too.

Trollsmasher
08-23-2015, 06:47 PM
What's his opponent fg% at the rim ?

He's led the league in charges drawn the last 2 seasons too.
47%, pretty much middle of the pack, better than come "guarantee future DPOYs" like AD:lol

GIF REACTION
08-23-2015, 06:49 PM
Imagine how good his defense will be when he has Willie Cauley-Stein starting with him and blocking shots...

Jameerthefear
08-23-2015, 07:09 PM
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U7uhN8L9JVI/VATuPnNim0I/AAAAAAAAFaM/joA5w1TCQZU/s800/me%2520shooting7.gif
:roll:

CavaliersFTW
08-23-2015, 07:15 PM
:roll:
You don't even play basketball :lol

GIF REACTION
08-23-2015, 07:17 PM
Jameer runs track and field bro. And he's black. Step down old man.

mentallooser
08-23-2015, 07:18 PM
The D....is in your MOM!!!!:yaohappy:

GIF REACTION
08-23-2015, 07:19 PM
The D....is in your MOM!!!!:yaohappy:
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Jameerthefear
08-23-2015, 07:19 PM
You don't even play basketball :lol
I bet my life that if we played one on one you wouldn't score. Not even bullshitting.

GIF REACTION
08-23-2015, 07:21 PM
CavsFTW has weak ass genetics

Even posted them

Too much British genes, not enough Eastern Euro/Scandinavian (AKA Best white genetics)

Hamtaro CP3KDKG
08-23-2015, 07:22 PM
Cousins is actually a really good defender. Every player has bad plays and he can get lazy but comparing him to Hardon is an insult. Nikkas hype up anthony davis defense and Cousins is better than him on that end

Jameerthefear
08-23-2015, 07:22 PM
Jameer runs track and field bro. And he's black. Step down old man.
I'd beat his ass then f*ck his girl. He'd like it too. He's a f*cking cuck.

RidonKs
08-23-2015, 07:22 PM
I bet my life that if we played one on one you wouldn't score. Not even bullshitting.
yet every sane person in the world would prefer him on the team to you... because even if u are 6ft+ and black, ur still a putz. cavs values the fundamentals, plays defense, and passes. you presumably m@sturbate to the playground on the other end of the park

Cocaine80s
08-23-2015, 07:24 PM
yet every sane person in the world would prefer him on the team to you... because even if u are 6ft+ and black, ur still a putz. cavs values the fundamentals, plays defense, and passes. you presumably m@sturbate to the playground on the other end of the park
http://perlbal.hi-pi.com/blog-images/61555/mn/1186259027/La-T-Mac-II.jpg

Jameerthefear
08-23-2015, 07:25 PM
yet every sane person in the world would prefer him on the team to you... because even if u are 6ft+ and black, ur still a putz. cavs values the fundamentals, plays defense, and passes. you presumably m@sturbate to the playground on the other end of the park
His own teammates don't even ****ing respect him :oldlol: he's a ****ing nobody on the court.

4 Inches
08-23-2015, 08:09 PM
Hes got 7.5 inches , good for a black male but for his height a bit underwhelming.

outbreak
08-23-2015, 08:17 PM
I bet my life that if we played one on one you wouldn't score. Not even bullshitting.
Didn't you have a thread about how a kid in your neighbourhood called you out and challenged you to a one v one game and you posted here saying you were too scared to play?

Jameerthefear
08-23-2015, 08:21 PM
Didn't you have a thread about how a kid in your neighbourhood called you out and challenged you to a one v one game and you posted here saying you were too scared to play?
no, i ****ing demolished him

RidonKs
08-23-2015, 08:21 PM
http://perlbal.hi-pi.com/blog-images/61555/mn/1186259027/La-T-Mac-II.jpg
its growing on you eh?

4 Inches
08-23-2015, 08:22 PM
Leave Jameer alone
Hes just cranky becuase summer holidays arr over and its back to school.
Are we stil meeting up to practice the nae nae after school jameer ?

outbreak
08-23-2015, 08:22 PM
CavsFTW has weak ass genetics

Even posted them

Too much British genes, not enough Eastern Euro/Scandinavian (AKA Best white genetics)
http://oi62.tinypic.com/2z5rhpy.jpg

bobopenguin
08-23-2015, 08:59 PM
http://espn.go.com/nba/statistics/rpm/_/sort/DRPM/position/9

Never show your bitch ass around here again.

/this terrible thread

cant believe some of u ppl still doubt about Cousins, espeically all of u would love to have this guy in ur team.

Bosnian Sajo
08-23-2015, 09:33 PM
http://perlbal.hi-pi.com/blog-images/61555/mn/1186259027/La-T-Mac-II.jpg

What are thoooooooooooooooose :oldlol:

JimmyMcAdocious
08-23-2015, 09:36 PM
Look like Tmacs.

RidonKs
08-23-2015, 10:33 PM
Look like Tmacs.
yeah man they're the winners knock off brand, not quite as comfortable or sleek but like a quarter of the price back in the day, $30 or some shit. i don't think i've ever spent more than $100 on a pair of shoes not for golf

stalkerforlife
08-23-2015, 11:17 PM
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U7uhN8L9JVI/VATuPnNim0I/AAAAAAAAFaM/joA5w1TCQZU/s800/me%2520shooting7.gif

Damn. Great spin move and finger roll.

Asukal
08-23-2015, 11:36 PM
Damn. Great spin move and finger roll.

Looks exactly like his idol. :applause:

20Four
08-23-2015, 11:50 PM
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U7uhN8L9JVI/VATuPnNim0I/AAAAAAAAFaM/joA5w1TCQZU/s800/me%2520shooting7.gif
http://i.imgur.com/BgTYP0Z.gif

Vaniiiia
08-23-2015, 11:58 PM
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U7uhN8L9JVI/VATuPnNim0I/AAAAAAAAFaM/joA5w1TCQZU/s800/me%2520shooting7.gif
:milton

NO REGARD FOR HUMAN COORDINATION

I see you guys have some SERIOUS athletes here on insidehoops. Color me impressed.

LoneyROY7
08-24-2015, 12:07 AM
:milton

NO REGARD FOR HUMAN COORDINATION

I see you guys have some SERIOUS athletes here on insidehoops. Color me impressed.

*sniff* *sniff*

Is that a whiff of RealGM I'm getting? Smells like vagisil and oppression.

bigkingsfan
08-24-2015, 12:14 AM
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U7uhN8L9JVI/VATuPnNim0I/AAAAAAAAFaM/joA5w1TCQZU/s800/me%2520shooting7.gif
And that's his best move. :roll:

GreggPopazit
08-24-2015, 12:17 AM
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U7uhN8L9JVI/VATuPnNim0I/AAAAAAAAFaM/joA5w1TCQZU/s800/me%2520shooting7.gif

That shoulder gather...
https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1407556281ra/10739144.gif

Vaniiiia
08-24-2015, 12:17 AM
*sniff* *sniff*

Is that a whiff of RealGM I'm getting? Smells like vagisil and oppression.
You guys are clever too.

Out_In_Utah
08-24-2015, 12:19 AM
:milton

NO REGARD FOR HUMAN COORDINATION

I see you guys have some SERIOUS athletes here on insidehoops. Color me impressed.

How did you get an August 2015 account activated? I have a friend who has tried for months and still isn't activated.

KnittingRyu
08-24-2015, 12:22 AM
Just register :confusedshrug:

warriorfan
08-24-2015, 12:24 AM
the defender would have to be special needs not to rip that ball out of his hand

KellhitEmup15
08-24-2015, 12:24 AM
Just register :confusedshrug:

August 2015 gang

Vaniiiia
08-24-2015, 12:25 AM
How did you get an August 2015 account activated? I have a friend who has tried for months and still isn't activated.
I sent the owner 35 emails.

I spent many sleepless nights wondering if my emails would ever get through.

But thanks to a minor miracle, my persistence paid off. A guy named Steve emailed me saying I was "all set" and he even copy/pasted the community guidelines.

Nothing like insidehoops hospitality!

KellhitEmup15
08-24-2015, 12:27 AM
This place dope.

Bully Allen
08-24-2015, 12:32 AM
I sent the owner 35 emails.

I spent many sleepless nights wondering if my emails would ever get through.

But thanks to a minor miracle, my persistence paid off. A guy named Steve emailed me saying I was "all set" and he even copy/pasted the community guidelines.

Nothing like insidehoops hospitality!
Buda. :bowdown:

Vaniiiia
08-24-2015, 12:34 AM
Buda. :bowdown:
Hahaha!

Nice username.

Coach Eddie
08-24-2015, 12:42 AM
August 2015 gang

ASSEMBLE!

Edit: Damn, registering in May and approved in August apparently counts as May.

Vaniiiia
08-24-2015, 12:52 AM
That rare time of year when new accounts start POURING in and altering the ISH community.

Things are about to change.

It is my house after all. I'll do with it what I please

4 Inches
08-24-2015, 12:56 AM
*Heads to 10minuteemail*
http://media.giphy.com/media/V8IAF3tC735Dy/giphy.gif

Megabox!
08-24-2015, 01:09 AM
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U7uhN8L9JVI/VATuPnNim0I/AAAAAAAAFaM/joA5w1TCQZU/s800/me%2520shooting7.gif
:roll: :roll:

Mike Armstrong
08-24-2015, 01:30 AM
That rare time of year when new accounts start POURING in and altering the ISH community.

Things are about to change.


Yarp.

outbreak
08-24-2015, 01:33 AM
That rare time of year when new accounts start POURING in and altering the ISH community.

Things are about to change.

It is my house after all. I'll do with it what I please

You mean, that time of year when all the banned posters come back on alts and all the trolls start trying out new personas on their new alts?

lil jahlil
08-24-2015, 01:36 AM
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U7uhN8L9JVI/VATuPnNim0I/AAAAAAAAFaM/joA5w1TCQZU/s800/me%2520shooting7.gif

http://i.imgur.com/OIwt5zI.gif

20Four
08-24-2015, 01:39 AM
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U7uhN8L9JVI/VATuPnNim0I/AAAAAAAAFaM/joA5w1TCQZU/s800/me%2520shooting7.gif
OMG I can't stop laughing :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

outbreak
08-24-2015, 01:39 AM
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U7uhN8L9JVI/VATuPnNim0I/AAAAAAAAFaM/joA5w1TCQZU/s800/me%2520shooting7.gif

Lebron wishes he had moves as fluid as this

LoneyROY7
08-24-2015, 01:45 AM
That rare time of year when new accounts start POURING in and altering the ISH community.

Things are about to change.

It is my house after all. I'll do with it what I please

Yo, rook. My bags aren't gonna carry themselves.

Uncle Drew
08-24-2015, 12:36 PM
god i love this forum

90sgoat
08-24-2015, 02:06 PM
Lebron wishes he had moves as fluid as this

This guy should teach post moves to Lebron. Bran might actually be able to execute this without falling over his feet.

Levity
08-24-2015, 02:16 PM
Damn. Great spin move and finger roll.

:lol

facetious or not, i love you

ArbitraryWater
08-24-2015, 04:07 PM
why upload that awkward ass fumble :lol