swagga
08-28-2015, 05:31 PM
idea taken from another thread
FastMilkDelivery: "Kind sir, could you please give me the phone number of that tall guy that scored 100 points, I hear he works a day job delivering milk"
SouthernBlues: "Oh golly, Betty Sue, that neg*ro runs faster than the robber we chased last week at our KKK meeting"
LAMovies: "Looking for a tall man to play the role of Goliath. Competitive pay."
Ol' Mack: "Back in my day they played a fundamentally sound, intellectual game, these days they are letting even black people play "
Minneapolis Post: "We lost our team to politics but we still have five, get that, FIVE, world championships, and the GOAT player. In a hundred years they'll be talking about him "
Grandpa Cork: "Bob cousy is a shame to the game he is palming every time he touches the ball, back in my day he'd be called for travelling. Every. Single. Play"
BostonDynasty: "Bill Russell is the GOAT. Wilt puts up empty stats"
Wilt20000: "Wilt Chamberlain represents black excellence"
Wilt Fan: "Wilt chamberlain has the most pleasing physique and demeanor, I had a wonderful night with him playing cards while the wife was out of town, I put many posters of him working out in my sons room. Little Lazaruss is already a fan!"
Minny Lakers: "I can't believe people actually think that these young black players like russell or chamberlain can even dream to accomplish mikan's fundamentals. Chamberlain is a loser and russell is a role player at best"
WiltGOAT " Bill russell is a role player, he can't even score 20 points."
RussellGoat "How does 11 rings ring you chocker? There's winners and then there's WILTing under pressure. Get that? Wilting "
FastMilkDelivery: "Kind sir, could you please give me the phone number of that tall guy that scored 100 points, I hear he works a day job delivering milk"
SouthernBlues: "Oh golly, Betty Sue, that neg*ro runs faster than the robber we chased last week at our KKK meeting"
LAMovies: "Looking for a tall man to play the role of Goliath. Competitive pay."
Ol' Mack: "Back in my day they played a fundamentally sound, intellectual game, these days they are letting even black people play "
Minneapolis Post: "We lost our team to politics but we still have five, get that, FIVE, world championships, and the GOAT player. In a hundred years they'll be talking about him "
Grandpa Cork: "Bob cousy is a shame to the game he is palming every time he touches the ball, back in my day he'd be called for travelling. Every. Single. Play"
BostonDynasty: "Bill Russell is the GOAT. Wilt puts up empty stats"
Wilt20000: "Wilt Chamberlain represents black excellence"
Wilt Fan: "Wilt chamberlain has the most pleasing physique and demeanor, I had a wonderful night with him playing cards while the wife was out of town, I put many posters of him working out in my sons room. Little Lazaruss is already a fan!"
Minny Lakers: "I can't believe people actually think that these young black players like russell or chamberlain can even dream to accomplish mikan's fundamentals. Chamberlain is a loser and russell is a role player at best"
WiltGOAT " Bill russell is a role player, he can't even score 20 points."
RussellGoat "How does 11 rings ring you chocker? There's winners and then there's WILTing under pressure. Get that? Wilting "