I got drunk last night for the first time since New Years

[Lensanity]

I ****ing filled at least 80% of the sink with puke. I also have no idea why I did not puke in the toilet instead.

Why do people do that shit instead of Cannabis? I'm done.

[nathanjizzle]

you probably weigh about 90 pounds.

[DonDraper]

And you still won't get a date.

Not now, Not ever

[Vaniiiia]

Who pukes in a sink?

Oh yeah, idiot pothead teenagers. That's who.

[Lensanity]

And you still won't get a date.

Not now, Not ever


2 girls (1 was hot af) gave me a ride home and then walked at least a mile back to the party. They did all that for me and I met them this weeknd.

[Vaniiiia]

2 girls (1 was hot af) gave me a ride home and then walked at least a mile back to the party. They did all that for me and I met them this weeknd.
Wow that's actually pretty creative of you.

Staying home alone drinking your moms beer and throwing up isn't as good a story, so I'm glad you changed it up a little.

[UK2K]

I ****ing filled at least 80% of the sink with puke. I also have no idea why I did not puke in the toilet instead.

Why do people do that shit instead of Cannabis? I'm done.
Ditto.

Went to a bar Friday night with about 15 people. First time I had drank since the 4th. One dude threw up in the backseat of our uber. I threw up at like 5am.

Then I was able to mellow out.

[Lensanity]

Wow that's actually pretty creative of you.

Staying home alone drinking your moms beer and throwing up isn't as good a story, so I'm glad you changed it up a little.
I swear on my mom's life and a stack of Bibles that really happened.

[Hit_Em]

I fuks with OP :pimp:

[Vaniiiia]

I swear on my mom's life and a stack of Bibles that really happened.
I believe you bro.

Get your weight up though, figuratively and literally. Start drinking a beer a day and work your way up.

Keep the weed smoking to a minimum. Drink and socialize more.

[DukeDelonte13]

i got pretty drunk last night. Last time i was this bad was right after christmas. One of those things where you wake up a little drunk and feel pretty good but the hangover gets you later.



Imagine what it must feel like for someone coming off of a multiple day bender.

[Lensanity]

I believe you bro.

Get your weight up though, figuratively and literally. Start drinking a beer a day and work your way up.

Keep the weed smoking to a minimum. Drink and socialize more.
**** that

I'm 195 pounds. Obviously I don't have a tolerance to alcohol but I'm not a little girl. I still puked and didn't drink a crazy amount.

Beer is disgusting. I truly do not understand how people can drink enough of it to get drunk. Sounds like death to me. I'm done poisoning my body with alcohol, it is horrible for you. Plus, it is bad for the brain. I'm social when drunk but it is stupid social. When I'm high I'm just funny and chill social. More enjoyable and people enjoy me better when I'm high.

**** alcohol. Good for basically nothing.

[UK2K]

I'm with ya.

I used to drink Vodka straight in high school.

Went overseas, came back, and never enjoyed the taste of alcohol since then.

[DukeDelonte13]

**** that

I'm 195 pounds. Obviously I don't have a tolerance to alcohol but I'm not a little girl. I still puked and didn't drink a crazy amount.

Beer is disgusting. I truly do not understand how people can drink enough of it to get drunk. Sounds like death to me. I'm done poisoning my body with alcohol, it is horrible for you. Plus, it is bad for the brain. I'm social when drunk but it is stupid social. When I'm high I'm just funny and chill social. More enjoyable and people enjoy me better when I'm high.

**** alcohol. Good for basically nothing.


I say this every time i'm hungover :oldlol:

[JohnnySic]

1 or 2 shots of whiskey. All you need. Guys who drink 10-20 beers are idiots.

[warriorfan]

1 or 2 shots of whiskey. All you need. Guys who drink 10-20 beers are idiots.

I drank 10 beers last night. Guys who take 1 shot and quit are whack ass ladyboys.

[oarabbus]

1 or 2 shots of whiskey. All you need. Guys who drink 10-20 beers are idiots.

:biggums:

Not all of us have the tolerance of a 110lb Asian girl

[Town's Town]

I ****ing filled at least 80% of the sink with puke. I also have no idea why I did not puke in the toilet instead.

Why do people do that shit instead of Cannabis? I'm done.

Aren't you supposed to keep these posts to one thread now?

[Hawker]

OP makes a valid point. Got way too drunk about a month and a half ago and wasted my last day off of my two weeks off hungover. Threw up on my bed as well.

I seriously reevaluated my drinking and quit for a month. I've had a few beers since but never gone way over the limit. Just can't quite recover like I used to and I really enjoy days more than nights. Save a shit ton of money too.

[JohnnySic]

I drank 10 beers last night. Guys who take 1 shot and quit are whack ass ladyboys.
2 shots of hard liquor is enough to get a cozy buzz for most people. Even if you wanna get smashed hard liqor will get you there faster. Drinking a bunch of beers is what knuckheads do. Beer is not that good to begin with (especially piss water "light" beer).

[aj1987]

2 shots of hard liquor is enough to get a cozy buzz for most people. Even if you wanna get smashed hard liqor will get you there faster. Drinking a bunch of beers is what knuckheads do. Beer is not that good to begin with (especially piss water "light" beer).
:biggums:


:biggums: :biggums: :biggums:


:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[nathanjizzle]

moderation is respectable and mature. the only donks that get black out drunk are drinking noobs.