Best whiteboi rapper verses

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

We all know that white rappers are corny as hell but some can spit and steal entire tracks and have verse of the year candidates. This is the thread for em as i dont expect it to be very long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ijOe3sGEk

El-P in Huzzah remix

Straight shots of the sterno plus, wick stuck in the bottle empty
Three blocks to the target we lit it and lob it hard at Sentry
Four pigs of the oinking variety guard the market entry
Five minutes of flames and then aim the whistle my father lent me
Six o'clock we meet up and divvy the shells among the youngins
Seven continents in the shit and smoke like it's fckin London
Just before they ate up the funds our harmony love was bumping
Now government issue nines and point em where your blood is pumping
Tend to mop up these muttering zombies talker pieces
El'll vent on you harder than Fukushima breezes
In the end when a dozen or so ajourn to reason
You'll find the verdict return corrupted in murderous seasons
With inverted 31's and other unlucky omens
Thats why I chug 7 and 7's til I'm fcking homeless
And every time you think my fifteen minutes of fame are up
I'll spit another sixteen to prove to the world I fcking own it

[Bless Mathews]

El p goat shit

[DonDadda59]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ijOe3sGEk



:wtf:

I guarantee you every one in that video got chased home from school and got their lunch money taken on a daily basis.

[TylerOO]

Paul Wall's Drive Slow verse.

[DonDadda59]

GOAT (https://youtu.be/gaI_lmZuGhY?t=1m7s)


Thorburn's father, Staff Sgt. John A. Thorburn, was a Vietnam veteran affected by Agent Orange. Thorburn's family was significantly affected by the potent chemical. His brother Maxx was born handicapped and blind, eventually dying at the age of 10. Thorburn's sister, Dee Ann, was born without the ability to walk or speak. She died in 2007 at the age of 26. Thorburn tells his father's story in "Uncommon Valor: A Vietnam Story," from the Jedi Mind Tricks album Servants in Heaven, Kings in Hell

:bowdown:

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

Paul Wall's Drive Slow verse.
Good verse that track is timeless. Gotta have the remix tho TI went buck:applause:

[FatComputerNerd]

One-2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z21RiniK2mI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAuM96dpHXk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYviIq_1OMw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTMv4G8kwNw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue84G2O5hcg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuyX8dMk4D8

https://youtu.be/HRZxcmrrw1A?t=8m32s

Dude should have blown up big, not sure what ever happened to him after the COB cyphers.

And a blast from the past, just because: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPoEA43cqKc

[warriorfan]

:wtf:

I guarantee you every one in that video got chased home from school and got their lunch money taken on a daily basis.

:roll:

[ace23]

Lil Dicky on Professional Rapper tho

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

RA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGZsGX3B_BY

True story
Call me Thorburn, John A., staff sergeant
Marksman, skilled in killing, illing, I'm able and willing
Kill a village elephant
Raping and pillage a village
Illegitimate killers
U.S. Military guerrillas
This ain't no real war, Vietnam shit
World War II, that's a war
This is just a military conflict
Soothing drug abusing, Vietnamese women screwing
Sex, gambling and boozing, all this shit is amusing
Bitches and guns, this is every man's dream
I don't wanna go home where I'm just an ordinary human being
Special Op, Huey chopper gun ship run shit
Gook run when the minigun spit, won't miss
Kill shit, spit four-thousand bullets a minute
Victor Charlie, hair-trigger, hit it, I'm in it to win it
Get it, the lieutenant hinted, the villain, I been it
The killing, I did it, cripple, did it
Pictures I painted is vivid, live it
A wizard with weapons, the secret mission, we bout to begin it
Government funded, behind enemy lines
Bullets is spraying, it's heating up a hundred degrees
The enemies the North Vietnamese, bitch please
Ain't no sweat, I'm told be at ease
Until I see the pilot got hit, and we bout to hit some trees
Tail rotor broke, crash land
American man in Cambodia, right in the enemy hand
Take a swig of the Whiskey to calm us
Them yellow men wearing black pajamas, they wanna harm us
They all up on us, bang, bang, bullet hit my chest, feel no pain
To my left, the captain caught a bullet right in his brain
Body parts flying, loss of limbs, explosions
Bad intentions, I see my best friend's intestines
Pray to the one above
It's raining, I'm covered in mud
I think I'm dying
I feel dizzy, I'm losing blood
I see my childhood
I'm back in the arms of my mother
I see my whole life
I see Christ, I see bright lights
I see Israelites, Muslims and Christians at peace, no fights
Black, Whites, Asians, people of all types
I must've died then I woke up, surprised I'm alive
I'm in a hospital bed, they rescued me, I survived
I escaped the war came back, but ain't escape Agent Orange
Two of my kids born handicapped
Spastic, quadriplegia, micro cephalic
Cerebral palsy, cortical blindness
Name it, they had it
My son died, he ain't live
But I still try to think positive
Cause in life, God take, God give

[Godzuki]

Last name ever
First name greatest
Like a sprained ankle boy I ain't nothing to play with
Started off local but thanks to all the haters
I know G4 pilots on a first name basis
In your city faded off the brown, Nino
She insists she got more class, we know
Swimming in the money, come and find me, Nemo
If I was at the club you know I balled, chemo
Drop the mix tape that shit sounded like an album
Who'da thought a country wide tour'd be the outcome
Labels want my name beside the X like Malcolm
Everybody got a deal, I did it without one
Yeah, ***** I'm about my business
Killing all these rappers you would swear I had a hit list
Everyone who doubted me is asking for forgiveness
If you ain't been a part of it, at least you got to witness, bitches

[GIF REACTION]

https://youtu.be/hxKOLDjrQ9g

Hard. As. ****.

[TheMarkMadsen]

The final problem is solved by throwin' sulfuric acid all over your back to see your spinal column dissolve
Droppin' bodies like it was domino season
My phenomenal legion will shoot out your fuccin' abdominal region
Slim Shady, responsible for your permanent stillness
Just escaped from the hospital with terminal illness
Itchin' to rip your fuccin' frame out
Cuz I ain't got nothing to lose like that movie that just came out
Callin' your name out, first, last and your middle initial
Your mom, your dad, and your pregnant widow will miss you
And anybody else poppin' some shit'll go witchu
Cuz I ain't tryna hear it like a political issue
So until I can leave with enough funds
I'mma shove guns up in the mouths of your loved ones
Drown 'em face down in the bath while the tub runs
Got a rap sheet that's longer than Tubby's sub buns

[WayOfWade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj73L1AHzPY
I thought this was pretty good

[fsvr54]

The top 10 are probably all El-P verses.

[FatComputerNerd]

Was Necro really not mentioned in this thread? :hammerhead:

[DaHeezy]

Mom's spaghetti

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dee dee ramone is the goat white rapper

alarm clock ringing it's time to get up
it's time to do that funky strut
i'm a funky man I've got funky bones
I'm a funky man my name is dee dee ramone
let me tell you a little about myself
I played the bass in a punk rock band
I've been all over the world even to japan
and nothing can surprise me man
i've had a ball seen it all
someone should make a dee dee doll
well alright, I'm a funky man

[Rake2204]

The top 10 are probably all El-P verses.I've been pretty partial to one segment in particular from the Run the Jewels Christmas track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ5rI461KNE#t=1m8s

http://cdn2.pitchfork.com/news/53424/69dfa70f.jpg

Also, I imagine Aesop Rock would have to be mentioned around here somewhere.

[macmac]

Was Necro really not mentioned in this thread? :hammerhead:


Lol Necro is complete garbage, he should stick to beat making. Now If you said Ill Bill, apathy, Vinny paz, celph titled, slug, cage, Aesop Rock, eyedea I would have agreed with you.

and whoever else fukked with def jux back in its hay day.

[Bucket_Nakedz]

I'm hot, and you're not
If you want to get at me
I'll give you one shot
TOP THAT!

[Young X]

Renegade

[dazzer87]

Informer, you no say "daddy, me Snow, me I'll go blame"
A licky boom-boom down
Detective-mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down

Police them come and now they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So then they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on me reach my destination
When the destination reached it was the east detention
Where them whipped down me pants looked up me bottom so

Bigger they are they think they have more power
They're on the phone me say that on (every) hour
Me for want to use it once an' now me call me lover
Lover who I'll be callin is the one Tammy
An' me love her in me heart down to my belly
Yes me daddy me Snow me I feel cool and deadly
As the one MC Shan an' the one daddy Snow
Together we-a love 'em as a tornado

Listen for me you better listen for me now
Listen for me you better listen for me now
When me rocking the microphone me rock it steady
Yes sir daddy me Snow me are the article don
But in the in an' the out of a dance them they say where you come from
People them say you come from Jamaica
But me born an' raised in the ghetto that's the one I want you to know
Pure black people, mon that's all I mon know
Yeah me shoes are tear up an' me toes used to show
Where me born in on the one Toronto so

Come with a nice young lady
Intelligent, yes she's gentle and irie
Everywhere me go me never left her at all
Yes its daddy Snow me are the roam dance mon
Roam between a dancing in a in a nation-a
You never know say daddy me Snow me are the Boom Shakata
Me never lay-a down flat in that one cardboard box
Yes say me Daddy me Snow me I'll go reaching at the top, so

Me sitting 'round cool with my dibbie-dibbie girl
Police knock my door, lick up my pal
Rough me up and I can't do a thing
Pick up my line when my telephone ring
Take me to the station black up my hands
Trail me down cause I'm hanging with the Snowman
What I'm gonna do? I'm backed and I'm trapped
Slap me in the face and took all of my gap
They have no clues and they wanna get warmer
But Shan won't turn informer

[DaOldLion]

people are way too enamored with the cat, hat, baseball bat 2 syllable rhyme scheme

just cause you don't understand what the dude is trying to say doesn't mean that he's fly