I<3NBA
09-09-2015, 11:40 PM
here's why
1. he has no word. promises Cleveland a ring (leaves Cleveland). promises Miami more than 7 championships (gives them 2). says he will join the dunk contest (never joins)
2. is a cheater. colludes with Wade and Bosh to win. then when they decline, colludes with Irving and Love.
3. disrespects fans. says that at the end of the day, we'll still live the life we have and he'll still live the life he has.
4. has no respect for his coaches. disrespected Mike Brown. disrespected Spoelstra. disrespected Blatt.
5. he's bald
6. plays an ugly, unpleasing display of basketball. stiff arm, bull rush, crab dribbling is cheating.
compared to Kobe's faults (listed below) i'm sure we all can agree Kobe is the better human being
1. rapes a girl. (this is an actual crime, but who cares? it's the definition of being alpha. not taking no for an answer)
2. cheats on his wife (how alpha is that? meanwhile, Lebron is stuck being faithful to a gorilla)
3. snitches on Shaq (a truly great human being values truth above all else)
4. gets invited at his teammates' parties and at Shaq's wedding, doesn't attend. gets charged with a crime, expects his teammates to have his back (again, A-L-P-H-A)
in conclusion 6>4. Lebron has more faults, therefore Kobe is a better human being.
thank you for reading, and God Bless America!
1. he has no word. promises Cleveland a ring (leaves Cleveland). promises Miami more than 7 championships (gives them 2). says he will join the dunk contest (never joins)
2. is a cheater. colludes with Wade and Bosh to win. then when they decline, colludes with Irving and Love.
3. disrespects fans. says that at the end of the day, we'll still live the life we have and he'll still live the life he has.
4. has no respect for his coaches. disrespected Mike Brown. disrespected Spoelstra. disrespected Blatt.
5. he's bald
6. plays an ugly, unpleasing display of basketball. stiff arm, bull rush, crab dribbling is cheating.
compared to Kobe's faults (listed below) i'm sure we all can agree Kobe is the better human being
1. rapes a girl. (this is an actual crime, but who cares? it's the definition of being alpha. not taking no for an answer)
2. cheats on his wife (how alpha is that? meanwhile, Lebron is stuck being faithful to a gorilla)
3. snitches on Shaq (a truly great human being values truth above all else)
4. gets invited at his teammates' parties and at Shaq's wedding, doesn't attend. gets charged with a crime, expects his teammates to have his back (again, A-L-P-H-A)
in conclusion 6>4. Lebron has more faults, therefore Kobe is a better human being.
thank you for reading, and God Bless America!