the man who got fired after touching Taylor Swift's ass is now trying to sue her

[Bigsmoke]

http://abc7chicago.com/entertainment/former-denver-radio-host-files-lawsuit-against-taylor-swift/982335/

[Kungfro]

Seeing as she's got no ass he probably has a legit case.

[Megabox!]

He was better off touching construction paper

[West-Side]

The judge will rule in favor of him.
The decision will be based on the fact there was no ass to touch to begin with.

[L.Kizzle]

So basically, he fired for touching nothing? I'd sue too.

[bballnoob1192]

Where is JamJam to defend taylor's ass

[fsvr54]

These replies are gold :applause: :lol

[KyrieTheFuture]

I'm wondering if he's aware he can only sue his employer for this, not Taylor Swift. BUT in the spirit of things...

If this suit goes through, I'm suing ghosts for assault.

[Rockets(T-mac)]

How can one touch that which does not exist?

[imdaman99]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/taylor-swifts-butt.jpg

Dat azz... butt pads? heels? Or is it not even her? Or maybe it's photoshopped? :oldlol:

[BigNBAfan]

http://img.ctrlv.in/img/15/09/15/55f7a3a216144.png

the geometry works out

[bballnoob1192]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/taylor-swifts-butt.jpg

Dat azz... butt pads? heels? Or is it not even her? Or maybe it's photoshopped? :oldlol:
if taylor swift actually look like she does in the first picture. holy shit that might be the goat human being :bowdown: :bowdown:

[Nick Young]

How can one touch that which does not exist?
The man suing Tay-Tay will win this case as soon as his attorney asks this question.
http://moejackson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/taylor-swift-white-girl-booty-shorts-1.jpg
:banana: :banana: :banana:

[outbreak]

I'm wondering if he's aware he can only sue his employer for this, not Taylor Swift. BUT in the spirit of things...

If this suit goes through, I'm suing ghosts for assault.

Maybe he's suing for defamation. Don't know the details, did she actually complain or did her staff say he did it?

[GimmeThat]

so fashion is more about the degrees and levels of relevance between trust and body parts more so than enhancement?


can't decide who's pissing off the fashion experts here.
but may have just tore the fashion police a new one.


if I'm getting sued
did I use the wrong words and terms to describe my intention?

[dunksby]

I agree with what have been said :lol

[Jameerthefear]

http://i.imgur.com/AS6frAv.gif

I can't blame him. Who wouldn't want to smack that nice, round ass?

[dunksby]

http://i.imgur.com/AS6frAv.gif

I can't blame him. Who wouldn't want to smack that nice, round ass?
Aren't you supposed to go on an anti-women rights rant and tell us how this man is being persecuted? Where is your indignation man?

[TheMan]

http://i.imgur.com/AS6frAv.gif

I can't blame him. Who wouldn't want to smack that nice, round ass?
:crazysam:

[KyrieTheFuture]

Maybe he's suing for defamation. Don't know the details, did she actually complain or did her staff say he did it?
Said one of her security people accused him

[gigantes]

sounds like this guy got busted on video. i don't know how he plans to beat that, unless maybe the angle of the video makes it look like something happened when it didn't.


btw i don't know what taylor is thinking wearing those tight skirts. her ass doesn't stand a chance in those. she should either be wearing looser skirts or hotpants, something like that.

[L.Kizzle]

Nice?

Round?

Ass?


Bitch couldn't even find it herself in that gif. She has no idea where to put her hand.
She still cute though. I'd marry her tomorrow.

[Coach Eddie]

Seeing as she's got no ass he probably has a legit case.
:roll:

[Coach Eddie]

http://i.imgur.com/AS6frAv.gif

I can't blame him. Who wouldn't want to smack that nice, round ass?

It looks like she is trying to finger a hole in a wall.

[gigantes]

It looks like she is trying to finger a hole in a wall.
plus i like how she miscalculated the hole and had to adjust, all the while lip-syncing to terrible music.

can't we give this girl at least the silver boner award?

[dunksby]

plus i like how she miscalculated the hole and had to adjust, all the while lip-syncing to terrible music.

can't we give this girl at least the silver boner award?
But she is an artist, an empowered woman :lol

[L.Kizzle]

It looks like she is trying to finger a hole in a wall.
She was about to smell her finger, and then it cut off.

[Jameerthefear]

I would definitely eat her ass.

[L.Kizzle]

I would definitely eat her ass.
Hopefully for your sake, she cleans her doo-doo crumbs up very well.

[gigantes]

But she is an artist, an empowered woman :lol

and women can legitimately join aggrieved, various men as some of the greatest artists in history... so what's your point there, me lad?

[Jameerthefear]

Hopefully for your sake, she cleans her doo-doo crumbs up very well.
IDGAF
i'd do it after she just got done with a concert

[dunksby]

and women can legitimately join aggrieved, various men as some of the greatest artists in history... so what's your point there, me lad?
That she is an artist and an eempowered woman?