When taking a piss in a urinal

[Dr Seuss]

Do you guys stare down at your dick like some perverted narcissist, look straight ahead like some uneasy Asperger kid, look straight up like some bathroom day dreamer, or look at the guy next to you like some weird creeper?

....asking for a friend

[niko]

:facepalm

[Coach Eddie]

I stare at empty urinals next to mine to scare others from standing next to me.

[Patrick Chewing]

I like to sit in the urinal. The water rushing down my back is refreshing.

[24-Inch_Chrome]

I like to sit in the urinal. The water rushing down my back is refreshing.

:oldlol:

[Dr Hawk]

I close my eyes

[Coach Eddie]

I close my eyes

I do that at the actual stall toilets. I consider it a game to see how much I actually get in the toilet.

[LikeMike]

I stare at empty urinals next to mine to scare others from standing next to me.
Not a bad strategy.

[senelcoolidge]

I look straight, but I drop my pants all the way down to my ankles..my underwear are down to my ankles too.

[lil jahlil]

I like to stand close enough to the guy next to me to be able to see theirs and my own at the same time.

[lil jahlil]

I look straight, but I drop my pants all the way down to my ankles..my underwear are down to my ankles too.

Well that is obvious, but not what the question is asking.

[Levity]

I like to sit in the urinal. The water rushing down my back is refreshing.

lulz

[oarabbus]

I like to sit in the urinal. The water rushing down my back is refreshing.


:roll: :roll:

[RidonKs]

i stare straight ahead always

fog that vision

think through whatever

[L.Kizzle]

I don't use the urinal. I always go into a stall, but I keep the door open. So some unsuspecting individual can get a surprise

[RidonKs]

I don't use the urinal. I always go into a stall, but I keep the door open. So some unsuspecting individual can get a surprise
a stall man???

[L.Kizzle]

a stall man???
Only when the urinal is full.

[Levity]

i usually just try to find a hole in one of the bathroom stall's and go in there. it's surprisingly orgasmic.

[Coach Eddie]

I don't use the urinal. I always go into a stall, but I keep the door open. So some unsuspecting individual can get a surprise

To improve the surprise, you should straddle the back of the toilet and pee in the bowl while facing the doorway.

[bigkingsfan]

I look at the guy next to me so I can shame him.

[Vaniiiia]

I always make sure to stand back a couple of feet so my dick is visible to the other dudes pissing.

If you got it, flaunt it. And you best believe I got it...

What y'all know bout that 6 inch flaccid monster? NOTHIN.

[KingBeasley08]

I usually look at the guy next to me's junk and smile like this.. :D

If they try to talk shit, I just stare at them and force them to back away. Assert dominance.

[QuebecBaller]

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[TheMan]

I look straight, but I drop my pants all the way down to my ankles..my underwear are down to my ankles too.
My young son used to this at home when he was learning how to use the toilet. I taught him how to just unzip and go without lowering his pants to his ankles right before he started school...you don't want to be that kid that pisses butt naked :lol

[Levity]

My young son used to this at home when he was learning how to use the toilet. I taught him how to just unzip and go without lowering his pants to his ankles right before he started school...you don't want to be that kid that pisses butt naked :lol

haha its a funny cycle. we all do that as little kids, and when we become old, helpless grandpas, we bring it back.

[TheMan]

haha its a funny cycle. we all do that as little kids, and when we become old, helpless grandpas, we bring it back.
True:lol

We start off in diapers, and end up in them as well :(

[warriorfan]

I don't use the urinal. I always go into a stall, but I keep the door open. So some unsuspecting individual can get a surprise

Well played