Is the German lederhosen look/dance the most cringe inducing traditional dance?

[TheMan]

Just the outfit alone :facepalm

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/10/article-2322529-19B6CB6E000005DC-911_634x852.jpg

And those moves :biggums:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5mRA3dE4hU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

No wonder them dudes were so angry...also didn't help that most of their chicks are built like linebackers

Post your cringeworthy traditional dances from anywhere in the world :cheers:

[KyrieTheFuture]

I'd argue that every traditional dance is cringeworthy. Old clothes and dancing are ****ing lame no matter where you're from.

[LJJ]

http://i.imgur.com/fjJjFmr.jpg

Naah. I'm cool with the Germans and their little folk traditions, it includes copious amounts of beer and hot scantily dressed blonde women.



If you want to know about some cringe / vomit inducing traditional folk dance, read up on the dancing traditions in Afghanistan.

[Gr]

http://i.imgur.com/fjJjFmr.jpg

Naah. I'm cool with the Germans and their little folk traditions, it includes copious amounts of beer and hot scantily dressed blonde women.



If you want to know about some cringe / vomit inducing traditional folk dance, read up on the dancing traditions in Afghanistan.

Mein Niederdeutscher Bruder. :cheers:

[senelcoolidge]

Nice looking girls. I'd take Germany over Mexico. My great grand pappy was half German half Swedish. So I have some roots from there. The outfits, they look funny, but are harmless.

[TheMan]

Nice looking girls. I'd take Germany over Mexico. My great grand pappy was half German half Swedish. So I have some roots from there. The outfits, they look funny, but are harmless.
All a matter of taste, my man. Yes, those two girls aren't bad looking. I never claimed ALL looked like linebackers. But just as the negative stereotype of Mexican women is that they are short fat Mayan looking dames, the German stereotype is that they look mannish...

We know they are just stereotypes, just having fun with Oktoberfest coming up, bruh :cheers:

[Nick Young]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN1Dv-BM2d0
This eskimo dance is pretty lame.

Rain dances are also pretty cringe. These people thought dancing would change the weather:lol
http://www.native-net.org/images/native-american-rain-dance.jpg
That's not how it works, bruhs.

[Nick Young]

All a matter of taste, my man. Yes, those two girls aren't bad looking. I never claimed ALL looked like linebackers. But just as the negative stereotype of Mexican women is that they are short fat Mayan looking dames, the German stereotype is that they look mannish...

We know they are just stereotypes, just having fun with Oktoberfest coming up, bruh :cheers:
That's not the mexican woman stereotype. The Mexican stereotype is the curse of the Mexican-they are really hot before they turn 30, then after they go past 30 they turn in to overweight wrinkly blobs that look 10 years older than they are.

[9erempiree]

All a matter of taste, my man. Yes, those two girls aren't bad looking. I never claimed ALL looked like linebackers. But just as the negative stereotype of Mexican women is that they are short fat Mayan looking dames, the German stereotype is that they look mannish...

We know they are just stereotypes, just having fun with Oktoberfest coming up, bruh :cheers:

There is no stereotype. Mexico recently became the fattest country in the world. If anything it holds true.

32% of their population is classed as obese and we know how generous their ranking is.

[Nick Young]

There is no stereotype. Mexico recently became the fattest country in the world.
Beans and white rice cooked in lard is the staple food there. Too much starch in their diet. If they want to focus on their health, they need to eat more beans and less rice, like Brazilians and South Americans do, or switch to brown rice.

[TheMan]

That's not the mexican woman stereotype. The Mexican stereotype is the curse of the Mexican-they are really hot before they turn 30, then after they go past 30 they turn in to overweight wrinkly blobs that look 10 years older than they are.
That's weird because non-white people believe that white people age faster than those with more melinin. Like white people get a funky reddish color and look like they have leather skin by the age of 30. And black people age the least...but like I said, they're stereotypes.

[Nick Young]

That's weird because non-white people believe that white people age faster than those with more melinin. Like white people get a funky reddish color and look like they have leather skin by the age of 30. And black people age the least...but like I said, they're stereotypes.
Remember breh-lots of Mexicans are white or mixed with white, you even made a thread about it. Also, growing up in extremely polluted cities like Mexico City ages them faster, much like smoking ages people faster. Also, bad diet of starchy rice and beans cooked in lard leads to them blowing up pretty quick when their metabolism gets slower.

It's just a stereotype breh, some Mexican ladies like Selma Hayek and Kobe's wife still look good past 30. Jessica Alba even looks ok, but also to be honest she fell off HARD after her short but MDE-level prime.

[NumberSix]

That's weird because non-white people believe that white people age faster than those with more melinin. Like white people get a funky reddish color and look like they have leather skin by the age of 30. And black people age the least...but like I said, they're stereotypes.
Well, it's true. Lighter skinned people's skin gets damaged/ages quicker than darker skinned people. They simply don't have the same protection.

It's not a stereotype. It's a fact.

[TheMan]

Remember breh-lots of Mexicans are white or mixed with white, you even made a thread about it. Also, growing up in extremely polluted cities like Mexico City ages them faster, much like smoking ages people faster. Also, bad diet of starchy rice and beans cooked in lard leads to them blowing up pretty quick when their metabolism gets slower.

It's just a stereotype breh, some Mexican ladies like Selma Hayek and Kobe's wife still look good past 30.
But I'm talking about Northern Europeans, the whitest of the white. The people from Europe that populated Latin American were mostly Southern Europeans, Iberians :confusedshrug:

Which reminds me, my aunt once told me that my great grandfather was nicknamed El Camaron, because he would turn into a pink color with the sun :lol

[TheMan]

There is no stereotype. Mexico recently became the fattest country in the world. If anything it holds true.

32% of their population is classed as obese and we know how generous their ranking is.
Link?

Most of the lists I seen, there are a handful of countries ahead? In what study is it #1?

I'm not denying we have an obesity problem, I just doubt we're #1 :lol

[Nick Young]

But I'm talking about Northern Europeans, the whitest of the white. The people from Europe that populated Latin American were mostly Southern Europeans, Iberians :confusedshrug:

Which reminds me, my aunt once told me that my great grandfather was nicknamed El Camaron, because he would turn into a pink color with the sun :lol
Loads of Germans in Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay breh, not to mention a decent amount in Mexico, for example Frida Kahlo's parents.

Iberians are the whitest of the white themselves. Many just have dark tans from living in the sun their whole lives. People from the rainy basque parts of Spain are just as white as the Northern Europeans.

Having been to Northern Europe, the aging myth isn't so true. The air up there is pretty clean and they eat good diets without a lot of processed foods, and the 30+ ladies mostly looked pretty good.

[tomtucker]

Just the outfit alone :facepalm

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/10/article-2322529-19B6CB6E000005DC-911_634x852.jpg

And those moves :biggums:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5mRA3dE4hU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

No wonder them dudes were so angry...also didn't help that most of their chicks are built like linebackers

Post your cringeworthy traditional dances from anywhere in the world :cheers:

younger boys and shorter shorts.......:pimp:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPBmdVtpaQY

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[TheMan]

I'd argue that every traditional dance is cringeworthy. Old clothes and dancing are ****ing lame no matter where you're from.

Not true...
http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/07/115007-004-EB239B62.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhg7ND0_yiA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Flamenco is gorgeous, in no way is it lame, it's badass :pimp:
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/s-1RM0T1L3U/hqdefault.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/s-1RM0T1L3U/hqdefault.jpg

Malambo boleador from Argentina looks hard af to do

[StephHamann]

Starving a whole month and not eating pork is more cringeworthy

[StephHamann]

Loads of Germans in Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay breh, not to mention a decent amount in Mexico, for example Frida Kahlo's parents.

Iberians are the whitest of the white themselves. Many just have dark tans from living in the sun their whole lives. People from the rainy basque parts of Spain are just as white as the Northern Europeans.

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Spot on analysis as always from Nick Young :applause:

http://www.fussballeuropa.com/gfx/news/big/andres-iniesta-interview.jpg


Iniesta

[Nick Young]

http://img.uefa.com/imgml/TP/players/14/2013/324x324/98953.jpg
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http://www.thehardtackle.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/isco.jpg

Spanish people ARE WHITE. Deal with it.

[fiddy]

Not true...
http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/07/115007-004-EB239B62.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhg7ND0_yiA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Flamenco is gorgeous, in no way is it lame, it's badass :pimp:
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/s-1RM0T1L3U/hqdefault.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/s-1RM0T1L3U/hqdefault.jpg

Malambo boleador from Argentina looks hard af to do
Flamenco looks like a dance made by gypsies

[TheMan]

http://img.uefa.com/imgml/TP/players/14/2013/324x324/98953.jpg
http://img.uefa.com/imgml/TP/players/3/2012/324x324/54091.jpg
http://images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/58/photos/167000/120167.jpg
http://yallascore.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Juan-Mata.jpg
http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/590x/De-Gea-Man-Utd-contract-547213.jpg
http://www.thehardtackle.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/isco.jpg

Spanish people ARE WHITE. Deal with it.
Lol, dude I know, like I should know since my great grandparents were Spaniards and yup, the few pictures I saw of them I can confirm that they were white. All I said was that Southern Europeans, while being 100% white, were in general, not as pasty white as Nordic whites :confusedshrug:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xJOQKNvjS4g/U4m7-EGjBbI/AAAAAAAAeFg/MpbPqrn3EnE/s1600/Spain-football-team-list-World-Cup-2014Brazil.jpg
http://static.skynetblogs.be/media/145275/dyn006_original_500_314_pjpeg_2546522_70aea00aff1a b5d78e2ced02c52e9a36.jpg

[Patrick Chewing]

Meanwhile, somewhere in the hood....


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[NumberSix]

Lol, dude I know, like I should know since my great grandparents were Spaniards and yup, the few pictures I saw of them I can confirm that they were white. All I said was that Southern Europeans, while being 100% white, were in general, not as pasty white as Nordic whites :confusedshrug:
Have you ever seen the Gasol brothers? :roll:

Seriously though, that's just a matter of sun. I'm sure that Scots and Germans who live in Florida are darker than Hispanics and Greeks who live in Germany.

[rezznor]

Meanwhile, somewhere in the hood....


http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1237768_o.gif
:oldlol:

[NumberSix]

Meanwhile, somewhere in the hood....


http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1237768_o.gif
Lol. You'd swear this was a parody and not real life. :roll:

[TheMan]

Flamenco looks like a dance made by gypsies
:no: Not entirely true

Although Flamenco is often associated with the gitanos (Romani people of Spain) and a significant proportion of famous flamenco artists are of this ethnicity, the fusion of the various cultures that have coexisted in southern Spain is clearly perceptible in Flamenco music. Although there are many theories on its origin, the most widespread highlights a Morisco heritage, with the cultural melting pot that was Andalusia at the time (Andalusians, Muslims, Castilian settlers, Gypsies and Jews) fostering its development over time. Flamenco music, as a theatrical representation of Andalusian musical tradition, was first recorded in the late 18th century but the genre underwent a dramatic developement in the late 19th century.

[TheMan]

Meanwhile, somewhere in the hood....


http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1237768_o.gif
What the hell is that:oldlol:

[fiddy]

Lol, dude I know, like I should know since my great grandparents were Spaniards and yup, the few pictures I saw of them I can confirm that they were white. All I said was that Southern Europeans, while being 100% white, were in general, not as pasty white as Nordic whites :confusedshrug:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xJOQKNvjS4g/U4m7-EGjBbI/AAAAAAAAeFg/MpbPqrn3EnE/s1600/Spain-football-team-list-World-Cup-2014Brazil.jpg
http://static.skynetblogs.be/media/145275/dyn006_original_500_314_pjpeg_2546522_70aea00aff1a b5d78e2ced02c52e9a36.jpg
You call that white? :oldlol:


:no: Not entirely true
I did not see it was created by gypos, but looked like it was. Was not too far from the truth :oldlol:

[NumberSix]

You call that white? :oldlol:
I would, but I would also call Indians, Middle Easterners and North Africans "white" so my "standards" for who is white might not be as strict as others.

[Coach Eddie]

Octoberfest is fun as hell.

[KyrieTheFuture]

What the hell is that:oldlol:
You don't know about crip walking? Shit's dope if you're really good, same can be said about a lot of things though