Watching Kobe and Lakers on HOardwood Classics Right Now....

[Bless Mathews]

Kobe wasn't alpha from the jump like the goat of goats.

All these Kobe stans always typin how alpha Kobe is. Shit. It took him a long time. That ain't a goat alpha. Goat alpha s go into the garden and clown

Jordan was in his SECOND YEAR toying with THREE TIME REIGNING MVP Larry bird. Dropping 63 in the gOarden.

Clownin the undisputed best player in the planet at the time

As goat as goat gets.

Kobe was gettin chin checked by 5'11" Chris Childs


http://i57.tinypic.com/2s6kga1.jpg

[GIF REACTION]

Kaepernick > wilson

[Nick Young]

Kobe was a high schooler when he started out. Jordan was 2 years in college before coming to the NBA. Kobe skipped that. Kobe is a prodigy.

[kennethgriffin]

kobe became alpha at this exact moment


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSdhzK-ud3U

21 years old saving the nba finals


jordan was 23 years old during the 1986 playoffs... and he lost that game to boston anyway


by age 23 kobe had 3 titles with a combined 25/5/5 playoff/championship average

[Coach Eddie]

kobe became alpha at this exact moment


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSdhzK-ud3U

21 years old saving the nba finals


jordan was 23 years old during the 1986 playoffs... and he lost that game to boston anyway


by age 23 kobe had 3 titles with a combined 25/5/5 playoff/championship average



By age 23 Kobe had 3 titles, but Jordan would have too with Shaq carrying his pre-prime form.

[kennethgriffin]

By age 23 Kobe had 3 titles, but Jordan would have too with Shaq carrying his pre-prime form.



and if kobe had his own team from day 1 he drops 60+ in the playoffs too ( especially if he could make the playoffs with 30 win teams like MJ did )


you give up numbers to be in contention


cant have it both ways ... so OP bragged about a meaningless game. i bragged about whats actually important in basketball

[sportjames23]

and if kobe had his own team from day 1 he drops 60+ in the playoffs too ( especially if he could make the playoffs with 30 win teams like MJ did )


you give up numbers to be in contention


cant have it both ways ... so OP bragged about a meaningless game. i bragged about whats actually important in basketball


Wasn't it rookie Kobe who shot two air balls vs the Jazz?

[AirFederer]

Wasn't it rookie Kobe who shot two air balls vs the Jazz?

Wasn`t it 4?

[sportjames23]

Wasn`t it 4?


Might have been the entire series, but I do know that he shot two air balls in a crucial game in Utah in the 4th quarter.

[AirFederer]

Might have been the entire series, but I do know that he shot two air balls in a crucial game in Utah in the 4th quarter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSe80qSgXVA :cheers:

[Bless Mathews]

kobe became alpha at this exact moment


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSdhzK-ud3U

21 years old saving the nba finals


jordan was 23 years old during the 1986 playoffs... and he lost that game to boston anyway


by age 23 kobe had 3 titles with a combined 25/5/5 playoff/championship average



This "by age shit" is the stupidest judge of a player ever.

You do realize it's retOarded right?

By age 23 kwame brown had 2300 more points and 1600 more rebounds than David Robinson.

Fuccin tool.

[stalkerforlife]

kobe became alpha at this exact moment


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSdhzK-ud3U

21 years old saving the nba finals


jordan was 23 years old during the 1986 playoffs... and he lost that game to boston anyway


by age 23 kobe had 3 titles with a combined 25/5/5 playoff/championship average



https://media.giphy.com/media/ZT38wRsbVTWtq/giphy.gif

[I<3NBA]

the eye test says Kobe is an alpha.

KF would have to agree.

[ralph_i_el]

This "by age shit" is the stupidest judge of a player ever.

You do realize it's retOarded right?

By age 23 kwame brown had 2300 more points and 1600 more rebounds than David Robinson.

Fuccin tool.

It's dumb if you're comparing career totals between guys who have played vastly different numbers of seasons....but that's not what's going on in the post you referenced. Your argument is fallacious.

[sportjames23]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSe80qSgXVA :cheers:


Dat evidence doe :cheers:

Damn, it's worse than I remember it. :oldlol:

[kennethgriffin]

Dat evidence doe :cheers:

Damn, it's worse than I remember it. :oldlol:


kobe was 18 during the 1997 nba playoffs


jordan was still trying not to get cut from highschool teams at that same age


kobe by 19 was starting the allstar game, leading them in scoring and dominating the leagues best player at the time


jordan was still being carried by james worthy on a college team at that same age

[GoatBoy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSe80qSgXVA :cheers:

Guarantee that this fuelled Kobe's fire and helped him immensely in the long run

[Wade's Rings]

kobe by 19 was starting the allstar game, leading them in scoring and dominating the leagues best player at the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3sto7KGQs

Yep he sure dominated Jordan :rolleyes:

Edit: Jordan had 23 points on 56% shooting while Kobe had 18 points on 44% shooting :oldlol:

[AlphaWolf24]

I'll Break it down barney style...

asking Brandy to the prom = 100% Alpha
asking some tired ol' monstar = hmmm.... N/A


Going to college or going straight to the Pro's?

Going straight to the Pro's = Alpha 100% ( stock 69' Camaro type sh!t) .....college ball = Alpha 58% ( Mayonnaise H2 with carbon fiber off road kit)

18 years old and the only person on yo NBA team unshakable in crunchtime.....even after shooting airballs in the WCF = 100% Alpha

18 years old and taking a shot with 14 seconds left in the NCAA championship game = 67% Alpha

Slam Dunk contest? in yo warm ups = Alpha 80%
Slam dunk contest in yo chains = Alpha 70%

winning NBA championships at 21 ( non FMVP but still game 4 type moments all year) = Alpha 66%

at 21 Losing in the playoffs to the bucs but winning ROY and getting shoe endorsement...then later getting yo shoe banned = Alpha 66%


Kobe started out way more Alpha then Jordan......not even close really.

it aint HOard advantage Kobe across the boards.

[stalkerforlife]

I'll Break it down barney style...

asking Brandy to the prom = 100% Alpha
asking some tired ol' monstar = hmmm.... N/A


Going to college or going straight to the Pro's?

Going straight to the Pro's = Alpha 100% ( stock 69' Camaro type sh!t) .....college ball = Alpha 58% ( Mayonnaise H2 with carbon fiber off road kit)

18 years old and the only person on yo NBA team unshakable in crunchtime.....even after shooting airballs in the WCF = 100% Alpha

18 years old and taking a shot with 14 seconds left in the NCAA championship game = 67% Alpha

Slam Dunk contest? in yo warm ups = Alpha 80%
Slam dunk contest in yo chains = Alpha 70%

winning NBA championships at 21 ( non FMVP but still game 4 type moments all year) = Alpha 66%

at 21 Losing in the playoffs to the bucs but winning ROY and getting shoe endorsement...then later getting yo shoe banned = Alpha 66%


Kobe started out way more Alpha then Jordan......not even close really.

it aint HOard advantage Kobe across the boards.

:roll:

[Bless Mathews]

kobe was 18 during the 1997 nba playoffs


jordan was still trying not to get cut from highschool teams at that same age


kobe by 19 was starting the allstar game, leading them in scoring and dominating the leagues best player at the time


jordan was still being carried by james worthy on a college team at that same age[/I]



By age 20 kwame brown had 2000 more points than Tim Duncan.

At 20 Tim Duncan was playing against scrubs in the acc



COMPARING BY AGE IS THE DUMBEST THING IN SPORTS.

STOP BEING A FUCCIN IDIOT.

[Dragonyeuw]

STOP BEING A FUCCIN IDIOT.

You're asking an awful lot there.

[GimmeThat]

By age 23 kwame brown had 2300 more points and 1600 more rebounds than David Robinson.



you need to stop proving the fact that Kwame Brown is an NBA talent.

But as for comparing age being dumb in sports.


I don't want to do some type of abstract calculation in terms of collegiate award accomplishments in comparison to actual NBA production at the same age to show that comparing age being dumb in sports.


But if you could name me at which years after he was drafted, teams would still be interested in trading the #1 pick for him as well as who were on those draft boards. I might agree with the notion that comparing age is dumb in sports.

[kennethgriffin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3sto7KGQs

Yep he sure dominated Jordan :rolleyes:

Edit: Jordan had 23 points on 56% shooting while Kobe had 18 points on 44% shooting :oldlol:



dont act like kobe didnt get benched the entire 4th quarter by george karl for showing up jordan


kobe would have ended up with 25 points+

:lol

[kennethgriffin]

By age 20 kwame brown had 2000 more points than Tim Duncan.

At 20 Tim Duncan was playing against scrubs in the acc



COMPARING BY AGE IS THE DUMBEST THING IN SPORTS.

STOP BEING A FUCCIN IDIOT.


kwame brown was more alpha than duncan coming out of highschool


staying in college when you can go pro = beta



obviously it doesnt mean much for kwame now that he flopped. but if kwame had 5 rings and a top 5-6 all time career it would help his case

[Nick Young]

By age 23 Kobe had 3 titles, but Jordan would have too with Shaq carrying his pre-prime form.
Shaq couldn't win shit until Kobe came along and started feeding him all of those nice passes and commanding double teams on the perimeter to give space for Shaq to dominate down low.

Shaq only took his game to the next level when Kobe got there.

Same with Pau Gasol, Caron Butler, Trevor Ariza, Sasha Vujacic and the dozens of other players that Kobe has turned from losers in to winners.

[Wade's Rings]

dont act like kobe didnt get benched the entire 4th quarter by george karl for showing up jordan


kobe would have ended up with 25 points+

:lol

Where did he show up Jordan?

[Wade's Rings]

Shaq couldn't win shit until Kobe came along and started feeding him all of those nice passes and commanding double teams on the perimeter to give space for Shaq to dominate down low.

Shaq only took his game to the next level when Kobe got there.

Same with Pau Gasol, Caron Butler, Trevor Ariza, Sasha Vujacic and the dozens of other players that Kobe has turned from losers in to winners.

:roll:

Shaq had 4 Years in Orlando without Kobe. In 1993 he was a Rookie. In 1995 he was statistically even with Hakeem and his teammates got outplayed. In 1996 he lost to one of the GOAT Teams in the '96 Bulls. The only year you could really say he didn't show up was 1994.

[kennethgriffin]

Where did he show up Jordan?


the entire game


:oldlol:


mike ran and hid the minute kobe got hot


reminds me of every other time kobe started torching his team


jordan will start out guarding kobe. then when he sees kobes about to have a big game he switches off kobe and hides


he did it in a lakers/bulls game in which kobe scored 30+ in 1997

he did it in the 1998 allstar game

he did it in the 2002 allstar game

he did it in the kobe triple double game vs the wizards

he did it in the near 50 point 1st half game vs the wizards



jordans a f*cking p8ssy

[Wade's Rings]

the entire game


:oldlol:


mike ran and hid the minute kobe got hot


reminds me of every other time kobe started torching his team


jordan will start out guarding kobe. then when he sees kobes about to have a big game he switches off kobe and hides


he did it in a lakers/bulls game in which kobe scored 30+ in 1997

he did it in the 1998 allstar game

he did it in the 2002 allstar game

he did it in the kobe triple double game vs the wizards

he did it in the near 50 point 1st half game vs the wizards



jordans a f*cking p8ssy

If Mike did this to Kobe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-LCvIFjjAA) where are Kobe's Highlights on Mike?

[AlphaWolf24]

http://www.glamour.com/images/entertainment/2013/04/prom-brandy-kobe-bryant-w352.jpg

vs

http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Michael-Jordan-Prom.png




https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAG3EY2CEAE64F1.jpg

vs


http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5fV1FP38ecI/hqdefault.jpg






- I'm not even trying to hate on MJ...his Alphaness took off to the "SKY" when he realized his shoe game could move mountains.......and the Game and the refs responded.

- even Kobe recognized game when it was in his face and patterned his game and emotion after MJ......but lets not get it clouded......Kobe was Alpha from day 1 and on a diffrent level then MJ at a younger age....Alphaness seemed much more natural to Kobe.


not even close

[DetroitPistonFan]

Wasn't it rookie Kobe who shot two air balls vs the Jazz?
Nobody on the team had the balls to take the important shots to try to get back in the game for the Lakers. Nobody wanted to take the shots except for Kobe. Even though he shot air balls.

[Bless Mathews]

kwame brown was more alpha than duncan coming out of highschool


staying in college when you can go pro = beta



obviously it doesnt mean much for kwame now that he flopped. but if kwame had 5 rings and a top 5-6 all time career it would help his case

Stay focused niggah.


Stop judging players by age.


Take your slay and keep it pushin.

[Vaniiiia]

Nobody on the team had the balls to take the important shots to try to get back in the game for the Lakers. Nobody wanted to take the shots except for Kobe. Even though he shot air balls.
Fearlessness doesn't matter. JR Smith is fearless too.

I hate when Kobe fans try to use fearlessness to spin that Kobe is alpha. No...

He's a delusional, narcissistic cancer and single-handedly ruined one of the best franchises in sports.

Beta.


even Kobe recognized game when it was in his face and patterned his game and emotion after MJ

That makes MJ his daddy. Beta.

[Bless Mathews]

Hahahahhahahahha


Kobe stans thinks it's alpha to bite a players entire style.

Hahahahahahhahahaha

Beta as it gets.


Just copy someone instead of forming own style.

[DetroitPistonFan]

Fearlessness doesn't matter. JR Smith is fearless too.

I hate when Kobe fans try to use fearlessness to spin that Kobe is alpha. No...

He's a delusional, narcissistic cancer and single-handedly ruined one of the best franchises in sports.

Beta.



That makes MJ his daddy. Beta.
Since Shaq said that him and nobody else on the Lakers wanted to take those shots against the Jazz then I guess that makes Kobe a alpha. Single-handedly ruined the Lakers?

[GIF REACTION]

bless

you do realize MJ copied dr J and Skywalker Thompson

[GIF REACTION]

dumb ass weaboo

triflin ass bitch

[Vaniiiia]

Since Shaq said that him and nobody else on the Lakers wanted to take those shots against the Jazz then I guess that makes Kobe a alpha. Single-handedly ruined the Lakers?
Airballing 4 shots in a row is the farthest thing from alpha you can get.

That's some Carlton shit. Austin Rivers shit.

Thought he was the shit, got embarrassed... Beta.

And that shit continued throughout his career. Chucked them out of a ring in 2004, almost chucked them out of game 7 in 2010, and between those years and after he did nothing but chuck chuck chuck. Most missed shots in history.

And yes he ruined the franchise. Ran Shaq out of town... cost them 3 more rings. Ran Dwight and Pau out of town. That's three HOF centers he ran out of town. His personality prevented dozens of other players from potentially joining the Lakers. Notably guys like K. Love and Lamarcus Aldrige, who wanted nothing to do with the Lakers because of Kobe. Took a huge two year contract and crippled the Lakers financially so he can chuck some more and get hurt. They're gonna be a lottery team for the next 5 years because of Kobe. And will mediocre for decades as they try to fix the damages Kobe caused.

He's the biggest cancer in sports history. And one of the biggest betas ever.

[Bless Mathews]

bless

you do realize MJ copied dr J and Skywalker Thompson


Nah g. He flipped it and came up with his own style.

Kobe a goat clone.

Show me a picture with the goat wearing dr j hear head to toe.

Get the fucc outta here.

[Vaniiiia]

Nah g. He flipped it and came up with his own style.

Kobe a goat clone.

Show me a picture with the goat wearing dr j hear head to toe.

Get the fucc outta here.
Every great player takes something from past greats and creates their own style. Except Kobe.

Kobe literally copied everything about MJ's game right down to the way he acted on the court.

Nothing alpha about biting everything about someones style and game. Kobe has no originality, which is one of the biggest reasons he's considered such a beta.

His cancerous personality and anti-social behavior just adds to it.

[riseagainst]

Every great player takes something from past greats and creates their own style. Except Kobe.

Kobe literally copied everything about MJ's game right down to the way he acted on the court.

Nothing alpha about biting everything about someones style and game. Kobe has no originality, which is one of the biggest reasons he's considered such a beta.

His cancerous personality and anti-social behavior just adds to it.

has MJ done anything remotely close to something this skilled?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l053a5oYxc

:confusedshrug:

yeah. "literally copied with no originality"

:lol

[Levity]

That's some Carlton shit. Some Drake shit. Austin Rivers shit.



cant argue with that

[DetroitPistonFan]

Airballing 4 shots in a row is the farthest thing from alpha you can get.

That's some Carlton shit. Austin Rivers shit.

Thought he was the shit, got embarrassed... Beta.

And that shit continued throughout his career. Chucked them out of a ring in 2004, almost chucked them out of game 7 in 2010, and between those years and after he did nothing but chuck chuck chuck. Most missed shots in history.

And yes he ruined the franchise. Ran Shaq out of town... cost them 3 more rings. Ran Dwight and Pau out of town. That's three HOF centers he ran out of town. His personality prevented dozens of other players from potentially joining the Lakers. Notably guys like K. Love and Lamarcus Aldrige, who wanted nothing to do with the Lakers because of Kobe. Took a huge two year contract and crippled the Lakers financially so he can chuck some more and get hurt. They're gonna be a lottery team for the next 5 years because of Kobe. And will mediocre for decades as they try to fix the damages Kobe caused.

He's the biggest cancer in sports history. And one of the biggest betas ever.
LOL @ Ran Shaq and Pau out of town. Nobody liked Dwight on the Lakers. Even Nash and Metta were mad at Dwight during games. Shaq wanted more money and told the Lakers owner "Pay me now!" to his face. Overpay Shaq who's broken down or young Kobe who was in his prime? Don't know stories you heard about running Pau out of town. There were no reports of that.

[SexSymbol]

Kobe's my favorite player, I consider him to be the best of my generation and nothing that you say can change that. How does that make you feel?

[riseagainst]

has MJ done anything remotely close to something this skilled?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l053a5oYxc

:confusedshrug:

yeah. "literally copied with no originality"

:lol


http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kevin-garnett-reaction.gif

[Bless Mathews]

Kobe grew up idolizing the goat.

In the cable world. He could watch him everyday on highlight shows , NBA onnbc Just bitin all day everyday.

Niggah even walks like the goat.

In Jordan's day he might be lucky to see dr j a few times a year.


Ey budaiiiiiiiii can you find that video of Kobe bitin all of Jordan's moves? Where they mirror the goat and Kobe.

Thanks niggah.

Dats as beta as it gets. Practicing another niggahs moves.

:facepalm

The goat made up his own shit.

Oh and all them pictures of Kobe wearing the goats clothes from head to toe.

Thanks. I'm out here making my rounds ...

[AlphaWolf24]

Every great player takes something from past greats and creates their own style. Except Kobe.

Kobe literally copied everything about MJ's game right down to the way he acted on the court.

Nothing alpha about biting everything about someones style and game. Kobe has no originality, which is one of the biggest reasons he's considered such a beta.

His cancerous personality and anti-social behavior just adds to it.


this Fool...


George Lucas copied Flash Gordon....and Made Star Wars...

Star Wars = 4 billion

MJ copied Dr.J's swag.....moved tons of shoes

Jordan Brand = 2.6 Billion

Kobe copied MJ and is by far the most famous bball player in China ( after a well established promo campaign)...

China = 1.4 Billion ( and counting)..

that's 1.4 Billion of possibilities...1.4 Billion people who may buy "Muse"


take something that influenced you and use it to make money.... Game knowledge 101

yer welcome my son....

[AlphaWolf24]

Kobe grew up idolizing the goat.

In the cable world. He could watch him everyday on highlight shows , NBA onnbc Just bitin all day everyday.

Niggah even walks like the goat.

In Jordan's day he might be lucky to see dr j a few times a year.


Ey budaiiiiiiiii can you find that video of Kobe bitin all of Jordan's moves? Where they mirror the goat and Kobe.

Thanks niggah.

Dats as beta as it gets. Practicing another niggahs moves.

:facepalm

The goat made up his own shit.

Oh and all them pictures of Kobe wearing the goats clothes from head to toe.

Thanks. I'm out here making my rounds ...


Kobe grew up idolizing MJ..as we all did....but we also recognize MJ shortcomings..


http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aolnews.com/media/2006/12/michael-juanita-jordan-425.jpg

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/kobe-wife1.jpg

......errrrrr..rrrrrr

http://gamedayrcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/michael-jordans-wife-yvette-prieto-7.jpg


who copied who?....


recognize game when it's up in yo face....son

[Bless Mathews]

Kobe grew up idolizing MJ..as we all did....but we also recognize MJ shortcomings..


http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aolnews.com/media/2006/12/michael-juanita-jordan-425.jpg

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/kobe-wife1.jpg

......errrrrr..rrrrrr

http://gamedayrcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/michael-jordans-wife-yvette-prieto-7.jpg


who copied who?....


recognize game when it's up in yo face....son


:facepalm

Kobe raped a white bitch from Colorado.

Couldn't even get the *****

Beta as beta gets.

Then buys his wife a make up wedding ring.

Beyond beta. That's bitch made.

What you expect from a white boy that grew up in the upper class on France and lower merion pa????


Come on niggah. Kobe a bitch

[AlphaWolf24]

:facepalm

Kobe raped a white bitch from Colorado.

Couldn't even get the *****

Beta as beta gets.

Then buys his wife a make up wedding ring.

Beyond beta. That's bitch made.

What you expect from a white boy that grew up in the upper class on France and lower merion pa????


Come on niggah. Kobe a bitch


Rich European white kid from the suburbs merked all the US kids .....

came into the NBA at 17 and jacked everyone's soul....had grown men shook beyond belief and hating his every move.

Raped white women just like he raped MJ when he dropped 42pts in 15 minutes and sent MJ crying to bench.....made the GOAT finally quit.

I repeat.......and say again...10 years......10 years......over a decade of 28PPG 5REb 5ast.....from 2001 - 2010....

a decade of 28PPG 5reb 5ast to go along with 5 titles......10 years of 28ppg 5reb and 5ast...



for a Rich white european guy to come to America and Rape the basketball community.....that's the defintion of Alpha son.....

Genghis khan type sh!t.



(thumps chest)....Next....2EZ

[riseagainst]

Rich European white kid from the suburbs merked all the US kids .....

came into the NBA at 17 and jacked everyone's soul....had grown men shook beyond belief and hating his every move.

Raped white women just like he raped MJ when he dropped 42pts in 15 minutes and sent MJ crying to bench.....made the GOAT finally quit.

I repeat.......and say again...10 years......10 years......over a decade of 28PPG 5REb 5ast.....from 2001 - 2010....

a decade of 28PPG 5reb 5ast to go along with 5 titles......10 years of 28ppg 5reb and 5ast...



for a Rich white european guy to come to America and Rape the basketball community.....that's the defintion of Alpha son.....

Genghis khan type sh!t.



(thumps chest)....Next....2EZ


the GOAT


:bowdown:

[Bless Mathews]

Rich European white kid from the suburbs merked all the US kids .....

came into the NBA at 17 and jacked everyone's soul....had grown men shook beyond belief and hating his every move.

Raped white women just like he raped MJ when he dropped 42pts in 15 minutes and sent MJ crying to bench.....made the GOAT finally quit.

I repeat.......and say again...10 years......10 years......over a decade of 28PPG 5REb 5ast.....from 2001 - 2010....

a decade of 28PPG 5reb 5ast to go along with 5 titles......10 years of 28ppg 5reb and 5ast...



for a Rich white european guy to come to America and Rape the basketball community.....that's the defintion of Alpha son.....

Genghis khan type sh!t.



(thumps chest)....Next....2EZ

Dry snitchin on a teammate after getting cooked for getting caught cheating


For no reason.

Beyond beta.

Straight mOark ass bitch v

Just like a scared white boy.

Shook. For no reason.

Bitch made.

[AlphaWolf24]

Dry snitchin on a teammate after getting cooked for getting caught cheating


For no reason.

Beyond beta.

Straight mOark ass bitch v

Just like a scared white boy.

Shook. For no reason.

Bitch made.

true ...snitched on Shaq....then Kicked his Azz off of the Lakers...Alpha = 100%

KB8 merkin white Colorado chicks....Shaq getting sloppy seconds from Flavor Flav bottom shelf HOEz....Alpha % = ...ummm...meh...equal I guess


recap....not only did Kobe snitch on Shaq's fatazz...he also kicked him off of the team......and he made Snaq instigate the apology...


Kobe has dat Euro social game that he used to merk all the dumbazz american kids...sneaky evil.....no holds barred blue eye devilish game


get up to speed son....same way MJ got a 2.6 Billion dollar shoe game.....making Chinese kids work for free.

stick out yo lower jaw and make the Kobe face....real gotta recognize real....

2EZ next