View Full Version : serious question. what if this was kobes career
kennethgriffin
09-21-2015, 05:38 PM
http://lakersmagic.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/kobe-sixers.jpg
Kobe Bryant #1 overall pick of the Philadelphia 76ers in the 1996 NBA draft
1997 - misses playoffs, refuses to enter dunk contest
1998 - misses playoffs, refuses to enter dunk contest
1999 - loses second round, refuses to enter dunk contest
2000 - beats one quality team to make the finals. gets swept
2001 - loses 2nd round
2002 - wins mvp but fails to make finals with #1 record in the nba
2003 - wins mvp but fails to make finals with #1 record in the nba
********leaves philly to collude with NBA champion Tim Duncan and Tracy Mcgrady to form a super team in San Antonio********
https://www.redsports.sg/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Kobe_profile.jpg
2004 - Duncan dominates the finals and is in line for another title and fmvp. but kobe throws the series and trys to sabotage by refusing to touch the ball half the time. lets people score on him
2005 - demands all the shots and forces duncan into lesser role. colluded championship success ( kobe season mvp though! )
2006 - allen iverson joins the colluded 3 to create a fab 4 and hits a championship saving shot and ultimately give kobe a 2nd title with tim duncan, tracy mcgrady and allen iverson rigging ( kobe season mvp though! )
2007 - kobe is dominated by role player shannon brown. loses the finals to cleveland and Brown wins finals mvp over lebron james cause it was that embarrassing of a moment where the most unlikely guy shat on a superstar
http://waitingfornextyear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/shannon_brown_cavs.jpg
*********leaves san antonio and the colluded big 4 HOF star team after just 5 seasons. goes back to philly and the sixers have Chris paul from the 2005 draft( kyrie alternate ), lamarcus aldridge from the 2006 draft ( tristain thompson alternate ), greg oden from the 2007 draft ( bennetts alternate ), and russell westbrook from the 2008 draft ( wiggins alternate ).... kobe forces westbrook/oden to be traded for blake griffin************
http://www.wheresweems.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/KobeSixers.jpg
****kobe attempts to create another big 3 with him, chris paul and blake griffin.... they both get hurt. so kobe and aldridge make the finals****
2008 - kobe is AGAIN dominated by a role player. this time tony allen wins finals mvp over paul pierce.
http://mediaassets.commercialappeal.com/photo/2014/05/07/0421_MALO_Tony_Allen11_4469510_ver1.0_640_480.JPG
now... is this even remotely close to being an impressive career? or just a bunch of f*ckery and riggins/ring chasing/choking
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/02/incredulous.gif
riseagainst
09-21-2015, 05:43 PM
borderline top 50 all time.
kennethgriffin
09-21-2015, 05:50 PM
lebrons career sucks... you just have to look at it from outside the box in an alternate universe under someone elses timeline
it really was pathetic.
i dont think i could be a kobe fan under these circumstances
#number6ix#
09-21-2015, 05:55 PM
Waffles>>>>>pancakes idgaf what anybody says
kennethgriffin
09-21-2015, 05:56 PM
http://www.easypolls.net/poll.html?p=55f9b7e3e4b0a042a1df639a
:lol
theres no voting limit per person
:lol
LikeABosh
09-21-2015, 06:05 PM
Nice b8 m8. Too bad Lebron has already passed Kobe in the eyes of the majority. As Kobe career is pretty much over, you're gonna have to continue taking Ls as Lebron continues to move farther and farther past Kobe until it's not even going to be debatable by the time Lebron retires. Just get over now and save yourself years of heart ache little guy.
kennethgriffin
09-21-2015, 06:32 PM
Nice b8 m8. Too bad Lebron has already passed Kobe in the eyes of the majority. As Kobe career is pretty much over, you're gonna have to continue taking Ls as Lebron continues to move farther and farther past Kobe until it's not even going to be debatable by the time Lebron retires. Just get over now and save yourself years of heart ache little guy.
lol wut?
Cocaine80s
09-21-2015, 06:44 PM
Top 10 all time
Unfortunately Kobe couldnt reach that level
Beastmode88
09-21-2015, 07:33 PM
kenneth is too into the what ifs. at the end of the day kobe will never be unanimous #1 pick over mj.
SouBeachTalents
09-21-2015, 07:35 PM
I think my favorite parts of his hypothetical were
Bosh=Duncan
'13 Allen='06 Iverson who averaged 33 ppg
Dave3
09-21-2015, 08:10 PM
theres no voting limit per person
:lol
I got it on pretty good authority that you can't vote more than once. A very respectable ISHer told me so.
dhsilv
09-21-2015, 08:16 PM
Do all of his career stats get way better AND Duncan becomes even better than he was to be better than him after inflated best of all time level stats? Cause then clearly he'd have had a better career because he was a better player.
What if one shot falls differently against Sacramento in game 7 and 2 shots fall differently vs portland in game 7? What if Pau gets hurt in the playoffs in 08-10? Would kobe's career be any worse? I certainly don't think so, but fickle fans absurdly overrate winning titles and ignore the whole body of work.
Bankaii
09-21-2015, 09:03 PM
Kobe having the most dominant front court in the league to carry him to rings.
Sounds exactly like his real career.
sd3035
09-21-2015, 09:17 PM
OK we get it, Kobe is way better than Lebron
It sucks as a Lebron fan that you had to point it out in that way though :rant
knicksman
09-22-2015, 02:37 AM
4 mvps is all i care
TheBigVeto
09-22-2015, 04:09 AM
It would be more respectable than his current career which was supported by David Stern since the beginning.
If he had played for other franchises (except the Knicks), he wouldn't be getting those support from Emperor Stern.
20Four
09-22-2015, 04:48 AM
Lebron's package is bigger than you.
:facepalm
Your comparison suffers horribly starting here:
********leaves philly to collude with NBA champion Tim Duncan and Tracy Mcgrady to form a super team in San Antonio********
Duncan > LeBron
T-Mac >> Bosh
LeBron joined a player slightly worse than him (Wade) and a star who is significantly worse (Bosh), while your scenario has Kobe joining a player slightly better than him (Duncan) and a star who is only slightly worse (T-Mac).
aj1987
09-22-2015, 08:34 AM
LOL @ Comparing Bosh to Duncan and Allen to AI.
Straight_Ballin
09-22-2015, 09:07 AM
Lol I love how when you put Lebron's career into another players shoes, all of a sudden the career looks mediocre at best for a supposed top 10 great. Really goes to show how laughable of a career it really is.
aj1987
09-22-2015, 09:36 AM
Lol I love how when you put Lebron's career into another players shoes, all of a sudden the career looks mediocre at best for a supposed top 10 great. Really goes to show how laughable of a career it really is.
4x NBA MVP
2x NBA Champ
2x FMVP
9x All-NBA First Team
2x All-NBA Second Team
5x All-Defensive First Team
1x All-Defensive Second Team
Likely to end up in the top 5 in points in the RS and #1 in points and steals, #3 in assists, and top 10 in rebounds in the PO's.
How is that a "laughable" career?
Papaya Petee
09-22-2015, 09:46 AM
Anyone else laughing hysterically at comparing Duncan to Bosh and AI to Ray Allen?
f0und
09-22-2015, 09:57 AM
the real question is, how many fights did you get in this week? and how bad did you get your *ss kicked?
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 10:24 AM
comparing old as Ray Allen to like 30ppg AI :facepalm
Duncan > Kobe
CP3 >>> Irving. Prime CP3 is just as good as Kobe. In this scenario you've outlined, Kobe plays with better players than himself for his entire career.
imagine Bron's career if he had Shaq from day 1
so much wrong with the OP
/thread
KG215
09-22-2015, 10:39 AM
I think my favorite parts of his hypothetical were
Bosh=Duncan
'13 Allen='06 Iverson who averaged 33 ppg
Same here. And don't forget:
Kyrie Irving = CP3.
Tristan Thompson = LaMarcus Aldridge
Andrew Wiggins = Russell Westbrook
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 10:48 AM
Same here. And don't forget:
Kyrie Irving = CP3.
Tristan Thompson = LaMarcus Aldridge
Andrew Wiggins = Russell Westbrook
Kenneth is a clown. There should be some way to designate him as such.
aj1987
09-22-2015, 03:14 PM
Kenneth is a clown. There should be some way to designate him as such.
Well, whenever someone posts an absolutely retarded post, I compare their mental capacity to Kenneth.
Lebron23
09-22-2015, 03:34 PM
Kenneth needs to retire just like Kobe after this season.
KG215
09-22-2015, 04:26 PM
Kenneth is a clown. There should be some way to designate him as such.
I think most posters already acknowledge and consider him to be the village idiot. But it would be nice if Jeff could attach a permanent "I have no f***ing clue what I'm talking about" signature that accompanies all of his posts.
Coach Eddie
09-22-2015, 04:31 PM
:roll:
Fudge
09-22-2015, 04:32 PM
LeBron James.
Wade's Rings
09-22-2015, 04:37 PM
I think most posters already acknowledge and consider him to be the village idiot. But it would be nice if Jeff could attach a permanent "I have no f***ing clue what I'm talking about" signature that accompanies all of his posts.
There was a thread made on Kobe vs Bron where the OP stated that the votes in the thread will be counted and an end tally will decide who is better. In that same thread Kenneth stated that, that thread is shut down and he created his own thread on the topic. Since that post Kenneth's thread has gotten pages of replies and the original thread was never posted in again. Everybody complains about Kenneth but always feed his troll posts/threads.
riseagainst
09-22-2015, 04:38 PM
There was a thread made on Kobe vs Bron where the OP stated that the votes in the thread will be counted and an end tally will decide who is better. In that same thread Kenneth stated that, that thread is shut down and he created his own thread on the topic. Since that post Kenneth's thread has gotten pages of replies and the original thread was never posted in again. Everybody complains about Kenneth but always feed his troll posts/threads.
at least it keeps this forum running and you get a good laugh.
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 04:38 PM
just so everyone knows
i was comparing 2004 duncan to the value of having a 2011 wade
which is fair
i used duncan cause he was proven champion and fmvp like wade was
and iverson was a year or 2 away from being shat out the league. same as ray allen
nobody can tell me ray allen wouldnt have put up 22-23ppg if he was on his own bottom feeder with 25 shots a game back in 2013
Wade's Rings
09-22-2015, 04:55 PM
at least it keeps this forum running and you get a good laugh.
I don't find his posts funny. As a matter of fact 3ball's trolling is funnier to me.
ShawkFactory
09-22-2015, 04:59 PM
just so everyone knows
i was comparing 2004 duncan to the value of having a 2011 wade
which is fair
i used duncan cause he was proven champion and fmvp like wade was
and iverson was a year or 2 away from being shat out the league. same as ray allen
nobody can tell me ray allen wouldnt have put up 22-23ppg if he was on his own bottom feeder with 25 shots a game back in 2013
Oh my fvcking god! DEAD!
:roll: :roll: :roll:
ShawkFactory
09-22-2015, 05:00 PM
4x NBA MVP
2x NBA Champ
2x FMVP
9x All-NBA First Team
2x All-NBA Second Team
5x All-Defensive First Team
1x All-Defensive Second Team
Likely to end up in the top 5 in points in the RS and #1 in points and steals, #3 in assists, and top 10 in rebounds in the PO's.
How is that a "laughable" career?
Cause Lebron, derp
Smoke117
09-22-2015, 05:01 PM
just so everyone knows
i was comparing 2004 duncan to the value of having a 2011 wade
which is fair
i used duncan cause he was proven champion and fmvp like wade was
and iverson was a year or 2 away from being shat out the league. same as ray allen
nobody can tell me ray allen wouldnt have put up 22-23ppg if he was on his own bottom feeder with 25 shots a game back in 2013
...you really are an imbecile.
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 05:02 PM
Oh my fvcking god! DEAD!
:roll: :roll: :roll:
kobe did it on 1 leg in his 19th season after 2 major injuries to his achilles and knee.. while playing with a torn shoulder
22-23ppg on 25 shots isnt hard
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 05:03 PM
...you really are an imbecile.
so its a difficult accomplishment now?
:lol
i thought kobe was the worst player in the nba
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 05:05 PM
allen iverson 2004 = 26ppg on 38%fgs
2013 ray allen could do that
he was in way better shape than current kobe
ShawkFactory
09-22-2015, 05:06 PM
kobe did it on 1 leg in his 19th season after 2 major injuries to his achilles and knee.. while playing with a torn shoulder
22-23ppg on 25 shots isnt hard
Ray Allen's carer high in shots is 21. Now he's taking 25 at 37/38 years old? :lol
True imbecility. Stop saying things that are so over the top.
I mean...it's funny I guess..
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 05:07 PM
Ray Allen's carer high in shots is 21. Now he's taking 25 at 37/38 years old? :lol
True imbecility. Stop saying things that are so over the top.
I mean...it's funny I guess..
i said with 25 shots a game.. ray allen could easly average 22-23ppg
practically at any age
allot of people could
yall overrating iverson hard right now
he just chucked a bunch. played basically on kobe 19th year torn achilles type percentages his whole life
ShawkFactory
09-22-2015, 05:08 PM
i said with 25 shots a game.. ray allen could easly average 22-23ppg
practically at any age
allot of people could
Herp-a-derp
riseagainst
09-22-2015, 05:12 PM
Kobe sucks man. Just let it go. He'll be lucky to be in the top 10 once AD retires.
Smoke117
09-22-2015, 05:13 PM
so its a difficult accomplishment now?
:lol
i thought kobe was the worst player in the nba
...why the hell would Ray Allen be taking 25 shots no matter what team he is on when he was 37? He is one of my favorite players of all time so I actually know what I'm talking about when it pertains to him. You don't even know what you are talking about when it pertains to Kobe and he's your obsession...so just stop when it comes to Ray. Also...any player in the NBA could average 23ppg on 25 shots...and I'm not sure what that has to do with anything in regards to Allen Iverson from 2006 (who is 30 to Rays 37 in 2013...) where he averaged 33ppg on 25 shots. You talk and talk, but you say nothing.
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 05:18 PM
...why the hell would Ray Allen be taking 25 shots no matter what team he was when he was 37? He is one of my favorite players of all time so I actually know what I'm talking about when it pertains to him. Also...any player in the NBA could average 23ppg on 25 shots...I'm also not sure what that has to do with anything in regards to Allen Iverson from 2006 (who is 30 to Rays 37 in 2013...) where he averaged 33ppg on 25 shots. You talk and talk, but you say nothing.
the point isnt whether or not ray allen WOULD take 25 shots
the point is to show that IF HE DID. he could average 38% and put up a ton of points like iverson did in 2004
the point was to show that a guy on iversons 2004 skill level joined lebron and took a 6th man role
thats all i'm saying
ISHGoat
09-22-2015, 05:25 PM
the point isnt whether or not ray allen WOULD take 25 shots
the point is to show that IF HE DID. he could average 38% and put up a ton of points like iverson did in 2004
the point was to show that a guy on iversons 2004 skill level joined lebron and took a 6th man role
thats all i'm saying
Lol
aj1987
09-22-2015, 05:26 PM
the point isnt whether or not ray allen WOULD take 25 shots
the point is to show that IF HE DID. he could average 38% and put up a ton of points like iverson did in 2004
the point was to show that a guy on iversons 2004 skill level joined lebron and took a 6th man role
thats all i'm saying
And he'd breakdown after like 30 games.
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 05:29 PM
And he'd breakdown after like 30 games.
ray allen kept his body in better shape than 90% of the league
you f*cking idiot
:lol
dude ran around screens like a young rip hamilton till the day he stopped playing ball
Vaniiiia
09-22-2015, 05:29 PM
You guys continue to have lengthy "discussions" with a jobless, friendless, 30 year old autistic guy that lives at home with his parents.
:lol
Have you people not figured out yet that this is literally his life? His life is to get people to respond to his shitty troll posts. And by giving in to him, you're just making it worse for him and his family. You think they want him to be on the computer all day not working or doing anything productive? **** no! But they take it easy on him because he has a mental disability.
The solution is to ignore him and not take anything he says seriously. He might not ever leave his computer and get a job, but one day he might leave this site. Which means we won't have to deal with hundreds of autistic troll posts. He's just trying to be funny, which a lot of autistic people try to do. I'm not saying his intentions are bad, but overall we're collectively tired of cringing at his shit. So the few guys who continue to feed this guy attention need to ****ing STOP. ASAP.
It isn't funny.
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 05:32 PM
You guys continue to have lengthy "discussions" with a jobless, friendless, 30 year old autistic guy that lives at home with his parents.
:lol
Have you people not figured out yet that this is literally his life? His life is to get people to respond to his shitty troll posts. And by giving in to him, you're just making it worse for him and his family. You think they want him to be on the computer all day not working or doing anything productive? **** no! But they take it easy on him because he has a mental disability.
The solution is to ignore him and not take anything he says seriously. He might not ever leave his computer and get a job, but one day he might leave this site. Which means we won't have to deal with hundreds of autistic troll posts. He's just trying to be funny, which a lot of autistic people try to do. I'm not saying his intentions are bad, but overall we're collectively tired of cringing at his shit. So the few guys who continue to feed this guy attention need to ****ing STOP. ASAP.
It isn't funny.
somebodies b*tthurt
:lol
and you obviously missed out on threads where i've posted pics of 3 of my apartments with sluts everywhere..
plus i'm retired
so much jelly in you
ShawkFactory
09-22-2015, 05:32 PM
the point isnt whether or not ray allen WOULD take 25 shots
the point is to show that IF HE DID. he could average 38% and put up a ton of points like iverson did in 2004
the point was to show that a guy on iversons 2004 skill level joined lebron and took a 6th man role
thats all i'm saying
So what you're saying is just as stupid as the original comment. Got it :lol
aj1987
09-22-2015, 05:37 PM
ray allen kept his body in better shape than 90% of the league
you f*cking idiot
:lol
dude ran around screens like a young rip hamilton till the day he stopped playing ball
D. Wade probably has the best body in the league among SG's. Not gonna make a difference. Didn't Kobe also maintain his body in good shape?
Yeah, playing a ridiculous amount of minutes when you're 37 and shouldering the offense if gonna WRECK your body. Not that you'd know anything about it.
Smoke117
09-22-2015, 05:37 PM
somebodies b*tthurt
:lol
and you obviously missed out on threads where i've posted pics of 3 of my apartments with sluts everywhere..
plus i'm retired
so much jelly in you
https://33.media.tumblr.com/48c6b429292f0779ec5e0d02a209262f/tumblr_mmpdktmJbC1sqv808o1_500.gif
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 06:13 PM
the point isnt whether or not ray allen WOULD take 25 shots
the point is to show that IF HE DID. he could average 38% and put up a ton of points like iverson did in 2004
the point was to show that a guy on iversons 2004 skill level joined lebron and took a 6th man role
thats all i'm saying
AI scored 33ppg and went to the line a ton you dense mother****er. He was an all-star. Ray Allen was a bench warmer. Stop
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 06:14 PM
somebodies b*tthurt
:lol
and you obviously missed out on threads where i've posted pics of 3 of my apartments with sluts everywhere..
plus i'm retired
so much jelly in you
***** you said you moved into a group home with 3 strangers.
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 06:17 PM
AI scored 33ppg and went to the line a ton you dense mother****er. He was an all-star. Ray Allen was a bench warmer. Stop
38-44 record that year
and you just selected his 2006 season
i was referring to his 2004 season when he had 26ppg on 38%
btw anyone who averages 33 ppg and only wins 38 games in the pathetic east during its absolute worst time in nba history
= empty stats
btw iversons record was sh*t in 2004 aswell... 33-49
my gawd
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 06:19 PM
***** you said you moved into a group home with 3 strangers.
2 strangers. and i have a separate entrance with my own key
only thing is i can use anything upstairs too
i'm paying 100$ more than the other guys for an entire level with 3 rooms and a washroom.
:lol
- computer room
- bedroom
- living room
- free internet
- separate entrance
- free parking
- my own claim to the backyard. all my stuff. my bbq. my table/chairs etc.
- my own fridge
its pretty damn sweet here.
Smoke117
09-22-2015, 06:21 PM
AI scored 33ppg and went to the line a ton you dense mother****er. He was an all-star. Ray Allen was a bench warmer. Stop
Woah, woah...don't disrespect Ray that way...he was still a solid player in 2013. Keep this to kenny where it belongs.
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 06:21 PM
38-44 record that year
and you just selected his 2006 season
i was referring to his 2004 season when he had 26ppg on 38%
btw anyone who averages 33 ppg and only wins 38 games in the pathetic east during its absolute worst time in nba history
= empty stats
btw iversons record was sh*t in 2004 aswell... 33-49
my gawd
he missed almost half the season. So did Glenn Robinson. Don't be retarded. The next season he got 20 games from Chris Webber, and Iggy as a rookie+Korver as a sophomore. Stop...please....
I really hope you're a troll, because otherwise Canada or your parents will be on the hook paying for your dumbass the rest of your life. They won 43 games with a first 6 of :
AI
Old Marc Jackson
Rookie Iggy
Kenny Thomas (shitty)
Sam Dalembert (23 years old and hurt)
+
2nd season Kyle Korver.
ShawkFactory
09-22-2015, 06:22 PM
2 strangers. and i have a separate entrance with my own key
only thing is i can use anything upstairs too
i'm paying 100$ more than the other guys for an entire level with 3 rooms and a washroom.
:lol
- computer room
- bedroom
- living room
- free internet
- separate entrance
- free parking
- my own claim to the backyard. all my stuff. my bbq. my table/chairs etc.
- my own fridge
its pretty damn sweet here.
Didn't you say you lived with a rich wife?
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 06:23 PM
Didn't you say you lived with a rich wife?
na.. i dumped her 2 weeks ago
she lived with her parents.. some 24 year old med student filipino
she couldnt suck a dick right
ShawkFactory
09-22-2015, 06:24 PM
na.. i dumped her 2 weeks ago
she lived with her parents.. some 24 year old med student filipino
she couldnt suck a dick right
:facepalm
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 06:26 PM
he missed almost half the season. So did Glenn Robinson. Don't be retarded. The next season he got 20 games from Chris Webber, and Iggy as a rookie+Korver as a sophomore. Stop...please....
I really hope you're a troll, because otherwise Canada or your parents will be on the hook paying for your dumbass the rest of your life. They won 43 games with a first 6 of :
AI
Old Marc Jackson
Rookie Iggy
Kenny Thomas (shitty)
Sam Dalembert (23 years old and hurt)
+
2nd season Kyle Korver.
fact is ... ray allen could win 33-36 games and chuck 25 times a game to a great average too
lots of guys could
kobe had kwame and smush as his running mates and he took them to the playoffs in the west
iverson should be able to single handedly carry an eastern squad to a .500+ record in that sh*t conference
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 06:28 PM
2 strangers. and i have a separate entrance with my own key
only thing is i can use anything upstairs too
i'm paying 100$ more than the other guys for an entire level with 3 rooms and a washroom.
:lol
- computer room
- bedroom
- living room
- free internet
- separate entrance
- free parking
- my own claim to the backyard. all my stuff. my bbq. my table/chairs etc.
- my own fridge
its pretty damn sweet here.
:rolleyes: I actually live with friends, have parking, washer+dryer+dishwasher. Fridge +2mini fridges+ a deep freezer. Basement recording studio (ghetto, but awesome), big backyard with a bbq and firepit. I live in walking distance of 6 bars.....and I'm not a retard like you. Not bad at 23:oldlol:
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 06:29 PM
Didn't you say you lived with a rich wife?
everything he says is bullshit.
ShawkFactory
09-22-2015, 06:33 PM
everything he says is bullshit.
Duh. Was just pointing it out :lol
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 06:50 PM
everything he says is bullshit.
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she wanted to buy me an oldschool mustang when she became a surgeon and made 400k lol
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heres her removing our anniversary date lmao
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Hey Yo
09-22-2015, 06:52 PM
na.. i dumped her 2 weeks ago
she lived with her parents.. some 24 year old med student filipino
she couldnt suck a dick right
Retired and still able to pull 24yr old b*tches?!?
:bowdown:
you forgot the most important question
would he still be a rapist?
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 07:11 PM
she wanted to buy me an oldschool mustang when she became a surgeon and made 400k lol
Lol a chick said she'd buy you a car in a decade if she got rich and you think you're hot shit? What do you drive now playboy?
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 07:12 PM
Retired and still able to pull 24yr old b*tches?!?
:bowdown:
If your definition of retired is "unemployed 30 year old who lives on his parents dime and posts on ISH all day"
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 07:14 PM
Lol a chick said she'd buy you a car in a decade if she got rich and you think you're hot shit? What do you drive now playboy?
that wasnt the confirmation.. the anniversary date screen shot was ...
the 400k / car thing was just to show she was actually a med student
Kblaze8855
09-22-2015, 07:15 PM
lebrons career sucks.....
There comes a point your nonsense is just trolling.
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 07:16 PM
If your definition of retired is "unemployed 30 year old who lives on his parents dime and posts on ISH all day"
its actually my grandfathers money. he was a freemason who invested millions in the stock market
and yes that counts
if you win the lottery and stop working for the rest of your life.
are you retired?
i see allot of jealous people on ISH these days.
"everyone wants to see you do well. just not better than them"
Hit_Em
09-22-2015, 07:18 PM
http://i59.tinypic.com/2i88t4.png
http://i.imgur.com/JRAZtb1.png
:applause:
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 07:19 PM
its actually my grandfathers money. he was a freemason who invested millions in the stock market
and yes that counts
if you win the lottery and stop working for the rest of your life.
are you retired?
i see allot of jealous people on ISH these days.
"everyone wants to see you do well. just not better than them"
If you had millions you wouldn't live in a group home with strangers:rolleyes:
I'm not jealous of you. My life is better than yours. There are multiple multi-millionaires in my family, but we're expected to work for our money. Don't brag about being useless. Why would I be retired at 23? Unless I did it on my own dime, I'd be a disgrace to my family.
Kenneth
You are an unemployed, mentally deficient freeloader. No wonder a smart girl like that dumped your ass. "Couldn't suck dick right" :facepalm what a weak attempt at playing the alpha, when in reality you're a bitch and it eats you up inside.
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 07:22 PM
lebrons career sucks.....
There comes a point your nonsense is just trolling.
to me it does.
he has highlights but theyre tainted. compared to what lebrons career could/should have been it sucks in comparison
lebron should realistically be a 7 time champion out of 8 nba finals
lost clean in 2007 ( 0 for 1 )
flopped the best record in 2009 ( 1 for 2 )
flopped the best record in 2010 ( 2 for 3 )
threw the 2011 finals ( 3 for 4 )
won in 2012 but a lockout year ( 4 for 5 )
won in 2013 but a ray allen shot to save the season ( 5 for 6 )
cramped in 2014 with 3 other HOF'rs, lost fmvp to a rookie ( 6 for 7 )
shot 27% outside 5 feet. if he shoots a good % the cavs win in 2015 ( 7 for 8)
2 for 6 is a big difference from what should have happened
7 for 8*
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 07:24 PM
If you had millions you wouldn't live in a group home with strangers:rolleyes:
I'm not jealous of you. My life is better than yours. There are multiple multi-millionaires in my family, but we're expected to work for our money. Don't brag about being useless. Why would I be retired at 23? Unless I did it on my own dime, I'd be a disgrace to my family.
i get a little bit at a time per month
i wanted it that way cause 3 out of 4 lottery winners go bankrupt
i would gamble half of it away by the time i turned 40
:lol
and i had an apartment the last 6 years before moving in here.
this place has more to offer for 400$ less
lebron should realistically be a 7 time champion out of 8 nba finals
lost clean in 2007 ( 0 for 1 )
flopped the best record in 2009 ( 1 for 2 )
flopped the best record in 2010 ( 2 for 3 )
threw the 2011 finals ( 3 for 4 )
won in 2012 but a lockout year ( 4 for 5 )
won in 2013 but a ray allen shot to save the season ( 5 for 6 )
cramped in 2014 with 3 other HOF'rs, lost fmvp to a rookie ( 6 for 7 )
shot 27% outside 5 feet. if he shoots a good % the cavs win in 2015 ( 7 for 8)
2 for 6 is a big difference from what should have happened
7 for 8*
you are something else man :roll:
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 07:25 PM
i get a little bit at a time per month
i wanted it that way cause 3 out of 4 lottery winners go bankrupt
i would gamble half of it away by the time i turned 40
:lol
and i had an apartment the last 6 years before moving in here.
this place has more to offer for 400$ less
You live on an allowance. You're only fed because your parents would feel slightly bad if you starved to death.
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 07:34 PM
lol people are on my case about having extra money
yet i posted these cards over the last month that i paid 1700$ for total so far
just got back in the hobby
http://i62.tinypic.com/ehgmrr.png
griffey autograph
griffey rookie
kobe autograph
kobe rookie
shaq rookie
patrick roy rookie
barry bonds rookie
andrew wiggins rookie
blue jays world series team autographed ball with world series ring
lakers 2000 championship ring
100$ babe ruth 2005 mcfarlane statue
and i'm buying this in 2 hours lmao
http://i57.tinypic.com/259g6dy.png
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 07:37 PM
You live on an allowance. You're only fed because your parents would feel slightly bad if you starved to death.
lol youre a hypocrite
if someone drove a dumptruck full of cash up to your house. and said you can only spend 5 grand of it a month
what would you do? send it back?
aj1987
09-22-2015, 07:38 PM
fact is ... ray allen could win 33-36 games and chuck 25 times a game to a great average too
lots of guys could
kobe had kwame and smush as his running mates and he took them to the playoffs in the west
iverson should be able to single handedly carry an eastern squad to a .500+ record in that sh*t conference
You do know that prime Allen was on sub .500 teams, right? You think a 37 year old Allen is going to lead a team to 33-36 wins?
Well, if you think he can, that means old wheelchair bound Allen has more impact than a 34 year old Kobe. :oldlol:
6 for 24
09-22-2015, 07:41 PM
Don't brag about being useless.
I beg your pardon, but kenneth is far from useless. The legacy of Kobe that he documents for 12-16 hours each day here on ISH ("a mecca for intelligent basketball discussion") is very important. Twenty years down the line, kenneth's posts on this forum may very well be the only archive of Kobe's greatness in existence. Hopefully by then ISH will have developed a search-engine to discover these postings... but it is difficult to predict this kind of futuristic technology.
Warmest regards,
Ayotunde Ndiaye
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 07:46 PM
I beg your pardon, but kenneth is far from useless. The legacy of Kobe that he documents for 12-16 hours each day here on ISH ("a mecca for intelligent basketball discussion") is very important. Twenty years down the line, kenneth's posts on this forum may very well be the only archive of Kobe's greatness in existence. Hopefully by then ISH will have developed a search-engine to discover these postings... but it is difficult to predict this kind of futuristic technology.
Warmest regards,
Ayotunde Ndiaye
probably the only sensible thing youve ever posted
and theres guys who have more posts than me that joined in 2014
i joined in 2009. i think i spend less time here than most people
only within the last few weeks have i been more active due to my online spending addiction and fantasy leagues taking up more of my time
:lol
ShawkFactory
09-22-2015, 07:46 PM
I beg your pardon, but kenneth is far from useless. The legacy of Kobe that he documents for 12-16 hours each day here on ISH ("a mecca for intelligent basketball discussion") is very important. Twenty years down the line, kenneth's posts on this forum may very well be the only archive of Kobe's greatness in existence. Hopefully by then ISH will have developed a search-engine to discover these postings... but it is difficult to predict this kind of futuristic technology.
Warmest regards,
Ayotunde Ndiaye
:lol
knicksman
09-22-2015, 07:53 PM
If i pretend to be a low standard beta, then kobes career is already up there with mj
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 07:55 PM
lol youre a hypocrite
if someone drove a dumptruck full of cash up to your house. and said you can only spend 5 grand of it a month
what would you do? send it back?
Well, because I'm not an absolute moron (and I have a degree in finance) I'd invest the money in a sensible manner....not spend it on gambling and sports memorabilia like some sort of plebian. I guess this goes to show that you can't buy class :confusedshrug: Just do you Kenneth. I hope your ignorance lasts forever and you never realize you're a garbage human.
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 07:57 PM
:lol
dude. i've posted here since feb 2009 ( exactly 80 months )
youve posted here since june 2014 ( exactly 16 months )
i have 12090 posts
you have 1911 posts
i have a 5 post per day average
you have a 4 post per day average
neither one of us are that active... :lol
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 08:01 PM
Well, because I'm not an absolute moron (and I have a degree in finance) I'd invest the money in a sensible manner....not spend it on gambling and sports memorabilia like some sort of plebian. I guess this goes to show that you can't buy class :confusedshrug: Just do you Kenneth. I hope your ignorance lasts forever and you never realize you're a garbage human.
work sucks though
:lol
i have a degree in business studies
who the f*ck wants to wake up every day at 6am and go to work 8 hours a day 5 days a week for 30 years when they dont have to
a f*cking sap thats who.. someone whos trying to prove something to someone
i've never been one to get excited about doing something every other dude on the block can do..
now if i was a pro sports athlete or got paid to do something sports related... yeah sure i could see myself being interested in working when i didnt have to
but that would be for myself. not to show my dad i could tough it out in the real world so he could give me that pat on the back i always wanted...
i bet thats probly what youre after.
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 08:30 PM
work sucks though
:lol
i have a degree in business studies
who the f*ck wants to wake up every day at 6am and go to work 8 hours a day 5 days a week for 30 years when they dont have to
a f*cking sap thats who.. someone whos trying to prove something to someone
i've never been one to get excited about doing something every other dude on the block can do..
now if i was a pro sports athlete or got paid to do something sports related... yeah sure i could see myself being interested in working when i didnt have to
but that would be for myself. not to show my dad i could tough it out in the real world so he could give me that pat on the back i always wanted...
i bet thats probly what youre after.
nice try:roll: I actually want to get respect and achieve things. I guarantee nobody respects you. Why should they? What do you contribute? What are you worth as a person?
nada
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 08:39 PM
nice try:roll: I actually want to get respect and achieve things. I guarantee nobody respects you. Why should they? What do you contribute? What are you worth as a person?
nada
from who?
i dont give 2 f*cks if anyone respects me for my job
i have friends and family that respect me as a person. thats all you should strive for. being good to those who care about you
the only people who will judge you on your job are people that i'd rather not associate myself with.
you seem to have a small man complex. i bet you take protein powder daily
:lol
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 08:41 PM
i think the sign of true skills is being able to bag good looking women regularly while telling them youre a lazy spoiled good for nothing except f*cking alcoholic that lives off inheritance
and i even remind women when they get involved that i believe in prenuptial agreements
:lol
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 08:46 PM
from who?
i dont give 2 f*cks if anyone respects me for my job
i have friends and family that respect me as a person. thats all you should strive for. being good to those who care about you
the only people who will judge you on your job are people that i'd rather not associate myself with.
you seem to have a small man complex. i bet you take protein powder daily
:lol
doubt it:lol
Never taken protein powder in my life. Haven't lifted a weight since high school. Two a days of swimming, olympic development water polo, college water polo got me all the workout I needed.
Humans need a purpose. You've compensated for your ennui with apathy. You should be guilty to have money you haven't earned. My dad helped my buy my first car, and I paid him back as soon as I had the money. You're nothing. You're somebody's pet. Your life was bought from the work of someone else. If your granddad's money dried up tomorrow you'd be on the street and you probably have a shit resume from being "retired".
I'm a man, you're a puppy.
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 08:52 PM
doubt it:lol
Never taken protein powder in my life. Haven't lifted a weight since high school. Two a days of swimming, olympic development water polo, college water polo got me all the workout I needed.
Humans need a purpose. You've compensated for your ennui with apathy. You should be guilty to have money you haven't earned. My dad helped my buy my first car, and I paid him back as soon as I had the money. You're nothing. You're somebody's pet. Your life was bought from the work of someone else. If your granddad's money dried up tomorrow you'd be on the street and you probably have a shit resume from being "retired".
I'm a man, you're a puppy.
you do realize that the meaning of life is staring right at you every time you take a p*ss right?
the purpose of life isnt to get on a bus full of smelly people every morning and spend 8 hours in a tiny cubicle
humans are a parasite
we're here to have fun... f*ck p*ssy and multiply as much as possible
your d*ck is the meaning of life
c*m is the meaning of life
inject it into as many f*males as you can and see if one gets pregnant...
then give it enough of a life and financial support to go out and do the same someday
nobody cares about your sh*tty job bro
:lol
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 08:55 PM
you do realize that the meaning of life is staring right at you every time you take a p*ss right?
the purpose of life isnt to get on a bus full of smelly people every morning and spend 8 hours in a tiny cubicle
humans are a parasite
we're here to have fun... f*ck p*ssy and multiply as much as possible
your d*ck is the meaning of life
c*m is the meaning of life
inject it into as many f*males as you can and see if one gets pregnant...
then give it enough of a life and financial support to go out and do the same someday
nobody cares about your sh*tty job bro
:lol
Animals are meant to **** and multiply. If that's all you want to do with your life, you aren't any better than a dog. Everything you post just proves my point that you're someone's pet. You have no value.
:facepalm you're going to squander your inheritance and leave a bunch of bastard children on welfare. Good ****ing job. I was right, you are a puppy. Can't think past the tip of your dick. Worthless.
I don't ride a bus. I don't work in a cubicle. I'm actually back in school getting my masters, because I actually have potential.
The type of woman that would have your baby would just compound your stupidity in your offspring. Those kids wouldn't even be able to feed themselves, much less collect the welfare to do it after you spend all their inheritance on worthless basketball cards:facepalm
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 08:56 PM
:facepalm you're going to squander your inheritance and leave a bunch of bastard children on welfare. Good ****ing job. I was right, you are a puppy. Can't think past the tip of your dick. Worthless.
I don't ride a bus. I don't work in a cubicle. I'm actually back in school getting my masters, because I actually have potential.
The type of woman that would have your baby would just compound your stupidity in your offspring. Those kids wouldn't even be able to feed themselves, much less collect the welfare to do it after you spend all their inheritance on worthless basketball cards:facepalm
i'm not black
:lol
and lol@ potential.. you do realize that school is a money making business more than anything now right? they take anyone and pass anyone just as long as they keep getting those tuition cheques
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 09:02 PM
the measure of ones intelligence isnt the job he maintains
but the knowledge he possesses
youre too worried about what others think. you have to be more zen like me.
if i cared what people thought of me do you think i'd admit to everyone i'm a lazy jobless bastard
i can make up something way better than that.
:oldlol:
all that matters is how you feel and how happy you are.
i'm having a great time. you seem to be the one whos angry about something. youre not as fulfilled as you think you are. otherwise you'd be happy for my happiness
:cheers:
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 09:06 PM
i'm not black
:lol
and lol@ potential.. you do realize that school is a money making business more than anything now right? they take anyone and pass anyone just as long as they keep getting those tuition cheques
Yeah ok :rolleyes:
IDGAF when a company is paying me to go.
I'm done with you. I have better things to do than to argue with a worthless profligate
tpols
09-22-2015, 09:06 PM
i picture Kenny as that dan bilzerian dude.. lol
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 09:09 PM
Yeah ok :rolleyes:
IDGAF when a company is paying me to go.
I'm done with you. I have better things to do than to argue with a worthless profligate
why were you arguing in the first place
:lol
be happy. be healthy
http://www.tantra-essence.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Hakuin.jpg
ralph_i_el
09-22-2015, 09:17 PM
i picture Kenny as that dan bilzerian dude.. lol
What is it with Armenians and being rat bastards? Just because some turks tried to off all of you, you don't get to take it out on everyone else.
Sorry for flipping out on this thread. a .5lb of my good friend Bud Kushman just finally showed up :oldlol: I was getting kinda antsy.
kennethgriffin
09-22-2015, 09:17 PM
i picture Kenny as that dan bilzerian dude.. lol
everything but the shaggy beard, crazy muscles, movie career and heart problems
tpols
09-22-2015, 09:25 PM
everything but the shaggy beard, crazy muscles, movie career and heart problems
do that bro.. take it to the next level
tpols
09-22-2015, 09:38 PM
What is it with Armenians and being rat bastards? Just because some turks tried to off all of you, you don't get to take it out on everyone else.
Sorry for flipping out on this thread. a .5lb of my good friend Bud Kushman just finally showed up :oldlol: I was getting kinda antsy.
thats.. a lot.:lol
Smoke117
09-22-2015, 11:23 PM
flopped the best record in 2009 ( 1 for 2 )
flopped the best record in 2010 ( 2 for 3 )
I always get a chuckle out of how your opinion flip flops to meet your needs. Just earlier you were ranting about how much the east sucks, but here you completely disregard that because you need to say the Cavs had the best record in the league in 2009 and 2010 and Lebron was on the team...:lol
Sometimes I wonder if you are just trolling...but you have been here for years doing this, so to really put forth all this effort would just make you demented...which means you either really are as big as imbecile as we all believe or you have some serious, deep, psychological issues.
kennethgriffin
09-23-2015, 12:24 AM
I always get a chuckle out of how your opinion flip flops to meet your needs. Just earlier you were ranting about how much the east sucks, but here you completely disregard that because you need to say the Cavs had the best record in the league in 2009 and 2010 and Lebron was on the team...:lol
Sometimes I wonder if you are just trolling...but you have been here for years doing this, so to really put forth all this effort would just make you demented...which means you either really are as big as imbecile as we all believe or you have some serious, deep, psychological issues.
an easier way to look at it is that lebron simply choked the best record away 2 years
BoutPractice
09-23-2015, 09:33 AM
You should write a book someday.
ShawkFactory
09-23-2015, 09:35 AM
an easier way to look at it is that lebron simply choked the best record away 2 years
Elementary you mean?
Gileraracer
09-24-2015, 02:33 AM
Take away his flops, his travels and the superstar treatment by the refs and you have just another dude that can't shoot the ball once he's more than 5ft away from the basket :lol
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