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TheMan
09-26-2015, 03:07 AM
:confusedshrug:

Smoke117
09-26-2015, 03:34 AM
Aliens obviously...if they have the technology to come to our planet to invade us then they obviously have the technology to wipe us out with ease. Zombies are slow, stupid, walking corpses...

Nanners
09-26-2015, 03:37 AM
depends on the specifics, but probably the aliens. we would be like termites to them.

BasedTom
09-26-2015, 03:37 AM
Any alien civilisation that had access to FTL travel and could invade earth would utterly steamroll us. 70 years ago we introduced nukes, so it's impossible to try even imagining the war capabilities of a massively more advanced power. Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum wouldn't be able to hack them using a shitty 1993 computer :lol

zombie apocalypse could be quarantined, and because they're just dead humans, we have the firepower to kill them off.

outbreak
09-26-2015, 04:43 AM
aliens have the opportunity for freaky interspecies sex though....

imdaman99
09-26-2015, 12:18 PM
Unless they are like the useless aliens in Signs (water is their kryptonite, sorry for spoiler :roll: ), than it's easily aliens. Zombie apocalypse seems do-able, especially as I watch all these zombie shows. I am almost prepared for one of those :oldlol:

StephHamann
09-26-2015, 12:19 PM
http://www.tagesspiegel.de/images/migrants-march-along-the-highway-towards-the-border-with-austria/12280644/2-format43.jpg

NumberSix
09-26-2015, 02:16 PM
Are the aliens white?

KyrieTheFuture
09-26-2015, 02:18 PM
Zombies are one of the dumbest fantasy creations of all time, I'll never understand the obsession

outbreak
09-26-2015, 05:20 PM
Zombies are one of the dumbest fantasy creations of all time, I'll never understand the obsession
Hollywood loves it becauss they need a generic enemy heroes can kill without offending. Used to be germans russians japanese countries the west fought but now with the world being more global and the public more open to things not being as black and white in some cases they need a generic enemy people can slaughter

hateraid
09-27-2015, 12:57 AM
Any alien civilisation that had access to FTL travel and could invade earth would utterly steamroll us. 70 years ago we introduced nukes, so it's impossible to try even imagining the war capabilities of a massively more advanced power. Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum wouldn't be able to hack them using a shitty 1993 computer :lol

zombie apocalypse could be quarantined, and because they're just dead humans, we have the firepower to kill them off.

I'd disagree. Advancement in travel doesn't necessarily mean advancement in military. China is far more technology advanced but we'd smash them in a war. They have every potential to be a docile species.

Crimsonrain777
09-27-2015, 01:33 AM
I'd disagree. Advancement in travel doesn't necessarily mean advancement in military. China is far more technology advanced but we'd smash them in a war. They have every potential to be a docile species.

if aliens advanced that far then saying it's simply "advancement in travel" isn't doing the progress justice. They would be circumventing the light- speed limit without exploding. Who know's what kind of advanced math they have access to and what else it would allow these aliens to do

BasedTom
09-27-2015, 01:42 AM
I'd disagree. Advancement in travel doesn't necessarily mean advancement in military. China is far more technology advanced but we'd smash them in a war. They have every potential to be a docile species.
The gap is beyond comprehension. Although I suppose it is theoretically possible that they could have some cultural emphasis on pacifism, this is an invasion scenario.

Even if their intent wasn't to blow us all to death, they could have things that could unintentionally ruin us. A disease, some sort of power source, who knows.

bluechox2
09-27-2015, 01:49 AM
alien zombies

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NBAplayoffs2001
09-27-2015, 10:58 AM
extraterrestrial.

I think how there were communities that were safe from zombie apocalypse like the end of "I am Legend" movie is reasonably possible. Of course the only downside is, if it's like the movie, "Zombieland," then I'm not sure. I'm sure if it get's boring very quickly being on your own or not having much human interaction will eventually make a person careless and more prone to a zombie attack.

I never finished the movie, "28 Days Later" but I've heard that's another great zombie apocalypse type of movie. Only watched like the first 20 minutes but it didn't interest me enough to finish it.

NumberSix
09-27-2015, 01:31 PM
alien zombies

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Mexicans on bath salts

CakeorDeath
09-27-2015, 01:44 PM
Aliens and it isn't even close. Anything intelligent enough to get here from another planet/galaxy is a far bigger problem than something that couldn't even scratch its own ass.

We wouldn't even need to fight zombies. Just wait for them all to die.

Read this:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

All of them are excellent points, but #6 and #5 are all you need to know. If you live in a hot climate, wait for zombies to explode/mummify. If you live in a cold climate, wait for them to freeze. Game, set, match.

Crimsonrain777
09-27-2015, 02:03 PM
extraterrestrial.

I think how there were communities that were safe from zombie apocalypse like the end of "I am Legend" movie is reasonably possible. Of course the only downside is, if it's like the movie, "Zombieland," then I'm not sure. I'm sure if it get's boring very quickly being on your own or not having much human interaction will eventually make a person careless and more prone to a zombie attack.

I never finished the movie, "28 Days Later" but I've heard that's another great zombie apocalypse type of movie. Only watched like the first 20 minutes but it didn't interest me enough to finish it.

the zombies from 28 days later would wreck humanity. They could of ran for the U.S Olympic track team

Coach Eddie
09-27-2015, 02:10 PM
Vampires. They literally suck.

DonDadda59
09-27-2015, 02:17 PM
Aliens obviously...if they have the technology to come to our planet to invade us then they obviously have the technology to wipe us out with ease. Zombies are slow, stupid, walking corpses...

This. As long as you aren't obese/terribly out of shape, there's no reason zombies should be able to get the drop on you.


aliens have the opportunity for freaky interspecies sex though....

Snu Snu :pimp:

Do probings count though? :milton

Goro
09-27-2015, 02:29 PM
A zombie apocalypse is inherently worse because of the word "apocalypse." Now a zombie outbreak might be able to be contained.

I<3NBA
09-27-2015, 02:34 PM
zombie apocalypse. if the outbreak isn't contained, social collapse is pretty much assured.

alien invasion might have a silver lining. they could be here not to wipe us out but to bring is into their civilization.

besides, there's a theory that only a civilization who has reached enlightenment can reach FTL travel. (because warlike civilizations ultimately destroy themselves before they can invent FTL) so they'd be pretty peaceful, or at least benevolent.