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9erempiree
09-28-2015, 01:33 AM
:confusedshrug:

The sacrifice of an animal though.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKPZSvlYYE0

ISIS:facepalm

brownmamba00
09-28-2015, 06:34 AM
:oldlol:

senelcoolidge
09-28-2015, 10:59 AM
Isn't this part of that religion? No shock there.

imdaman99
09-28-2015, 03:40 PM
Isn't this part of that religion? No shock there.
Wow man y0u're soooooooooo funny. Points for originality too :applause:

BTW "Islamic State" is not a religion, but it definitely isn't Islam.

senelcoolidge
09-28-2015, 03:54 PM
Wow man y0u're soooooooooo funny. Points for originality too :applause:

BTW "Islamic State" is not a religion, but it definitely isn't Islam.

Did you get your donkey? What did you call him?

imdaman99
09-28-2015, 03:57 PM
I didn't have to call him anything, he already came with the nametag senelcoolidge on him :confusedshrug:

Patrick Chewing
09-28-2015, 03:59 PM
Wow man y0u're soooooooooo funny. Points for originality too :applause:

BTW "Islamic State" is not a religion, but it definitely isn't Islam.


How do you guys procreate over there without raping a woman?? I would assume that no sane woman would ever look at one of you dirty, smelly guys in a sexual way ever. So donkey sex is probably a common occurrence in that part of the world.

imdaman99
09-28-2015, 04:03 PM
How do you guys procreate over there without raping a woman?? I would assume that no sane woman would ever look at one of you dirty, smelly guys in a sexual way ever. So donkey sex is probably a common occurrence in that part of the world.
Do you go around judging guys looks often? I am actually a good looking guy, I've been told by plenty of women and I consider myself average looking in the Muslim community. Best looking religion :rockon:

Patrick Chewing
09-28-2015, 04:12 PM
Do you go around judging guys looks often? I am actually a good looking guy, I've been told by plenty of women and I consider myself average looking in the Muslim community. Best looking religion :rockon:

You and I probably look very much alike. I have olive skin. Probably from my Moorish ancestors.

I would tear shit up in Arabia. Lotta sharmutas getting pregnant.

JEFFERSON MONEY
09-28-2015, 04:27 PM
Dirty, smelly guys?

Dude.

The Islamic Prophet talked about the blessings of putting on perfume, using a miswak and doing ablutions FIVE times a day (in a DESERT where the resource is scarce), over 1200 years before France even started taking regular baths! Oh, and dietary recommendations? Fruits, dates, water, melon, simple breads.

I think you're confusing them with people of the Indian Subcontinent whose diet includes lots of pungent dishes. But that's a cultural thing. And it's... perhaps due to them needing tremendous amounts of energy (lots of oil) and any spice possible to protect the body against disease in that area (India is teeming with life; and where there is life.. there are parasites.)

Most people who come to a cleaner, colder place could easily switch into a different type of cuisine.

The heck is wrong with you man. You have an arsenal of insults to use and you select the least fitting one. You're like really really really dumb lol.

JEFFERSON MONEY
09-28-2015, 04:29 PM
You and I probably look very much alike. I have olive skin. Probably from my Moorish ancestors.

I would tear shit up in Arabia. Lotta sharmutas getting pregnant.

:oldlol: Those women dig charm, strength of character, and wealth much much more than pretty boys

Well you got the strength of character part down pretty well... I guess. Redneck moron through rain or (moon)shine. One can't help but admire such stubborness.

poido123
09-28-2015, 04:29 PM
Dirty, smelly guys?

Dude.

The Islamic Prophet talked about the blessings of putting on perfume, using a miswak and doing ablutions FIVE times a day (in a DESERT where the resource is scarce), over 1200 years before France even started taking regular baths! Oh, and dietary recommendations? Fruits, dates, water, melon, simple breads.

I think you're confusing them with people of the Indian Subcontinent whose diet includes lots of pungent dishes. But that's a cultural thing. And it's... perhaps due to them needing tremendous amounts of energy (lots of oil) and any spice possible to protect the body against disease in that area (India is teeming with life; and where there is life.. there are parasites.)

Most people who come to a cleaner, colder place could easily switch into a different type of cuisine.

The heck is wrong with you man. You have an arsenal of insults to use and you select the least fitting one. You're like really really really dumb lol.


He seems to be getting a regular response from you in nearly every thread...

If he's really really dumb, what does that say about you who converses with him regularly?

JEFFERSON MONEY
09-28-2015, 04:36 PM
He seems to be getting a regular response from you in nearly every thread...

If he's really really dumb, what does that say about you who converses with him regularly?

It says that I have patience and gentleness with fools

What'd you think it would say?

senelcoolidge
09-28-2015, 04:59 PM
http://www.tireddonkey.com/Donkey%20Pictures/files/page1-1040-full.jpg

immadaman is this good enough for you?

poido123
09-28-2015, 06:11 PM
It says that I have patience and gentleness with fools

What'd you think it would say?


That's what you call it :oldlol:


Most would consider that to be stupidity :D


But honestly, I find you the least abrasive muslim on this site. You aren't my chosen enemy, it's just that you unfortunately will be one without choice.

Like I said, the world is spiraling downwards and I don't see this religious tension stopping anytime soon. It won't be you throwing fuel on the fire, it will be your radical friends.

SugarHill
09-28-2015, 06:15 PM
Bonus points for Patrick saying sharmutas lol

BigNBAfan
09-28-2015, 06:43 PM
http://islamqa.info/en/102329

A pro-islam site


If she puts on perfume and goes out, and thinks it most likely that she will pass by a group in which there will be men who will smell her perfume and fragrance, this is also haraam, even if she does not intend to tempt men and that is not her aim, because this action is a fitnah (temptation) in and of itself. There is also an indication in sharee’ah that it is haraam and not allowed.