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CavaliersFTW
09-29-2015, 05:03 PM
There's the Kobe crowd - currently controls the nicest basketball hoop. Controlled after aggressive takeover of the MJ faction.

http://wallpaperswa.com/thumbnails/detail/20121017/basketball%20hoop%201920x1080%20wallpaper_wallpape rswa.com_52.jpg

The Lebron crowd - controls the other, shorter basketball hoop. This is the hoop the Kobe crowd used to control before the MJ take down.

https://www.basketballhoopsunlimited.com/store/ProdImages/PR15%20(309%20x%20600).jpg

The MJ crowd - after losing court rights to the Kobe faction now relegated to a deteriorating 90's style jungle gym. Granted part-time use of Kobe's hoop when the Kobe crowd doesn't feel like using it.

http://jondreyer.org/photos/swingset.jpg

The NBA History crowd aka the grown ups - full playground rights. (Someone's gotta supervise)

http://sfrecpark.org/wp-content/uploads/Julius-Kahn-Playground-Picnic-Map-600x400.jpg

Then there are the kids with social problems. Idolizing the Clippers, hunting for things that don't exist such as flopping in players who never flopped. They get the rusty see saw and rusted metal slide

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsVPUmBKfLQ/Sg2ad1wUQCI/AAAAAAAAEHk/YX3TAJHn_JI/s400/DSC05655.JPG

http://www.nikdaum.com/news/mai79.jpg

LikeABosh
09-29-2015, 05:07 PM
What a ****ing shit post. GTFO autistic old man

Rocketswin2013
09-29-2015, 05:10 PM
29 days...

Straight_Ballin
09-29-2015, 05:10 PM
The MJ crowd -

Their court is whatever court they decide to make theirs at any given time regardless what lesser crowd is playing on it. They control whatever court they walk on because 6/6 is an automatic pass to just kick anyone off.

Don't even need to say "I got next".

They are the true alphas of ISH.

typically they will see the Kobe family pushing around the Lebron family all over the court, and as soon as they walk on the court everyone just puts their heads down and doesn't say shit for fear of getting abused.

Mr. Jabbar
09-29-2015, 05:10 PM
lebron family

http://i.imgur.com/8c1KzyG.jpg

CavaliersFTW
09-29-2015, 05:15 PM
lebron family

http://i.imgur.com/8c1KzyG.jpg
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/6/6f/Burned.gif

warriorfan
09-29-2015, 05:15 PM
lebron family

http://i.imgur.com/8c1KzyG.jpg

:roll:

Jabbar salvaging a WOAT level thread. :applause:

Doranku
09-29-2015, 05:17 PM
lebron family

http://i.imgur.com/8c1KzyG.jpg
:roll:

Levity
09-29-2015, 05:25 PM
Dont know about territories, but i can tell you this much

the lebron family would be the Randalls (Recess) of the group

while Kenneth would be all the kindergartners

CavaliersFTW
09-29-2015, 05:28 PM
:roll:

Jabbar contributing to a GOAT level thread. :applause:
:applause:

StephHamann
09-29-2015, 05:30 PM
Donald Sterling fanclub

https://t3hwin.com/i/2014/12/swastika-bike.gif

dubeta
09-29-2015, 05:55 PM
MJ and Weak Era Fans are the old, creepy men selling candy to the kids :lol

"Here, say Wilt was clutch and take this bag of skittles, don't ask about his Finals Ppg"


GTFO old man

Dr Hawk
09-29-2015, 05:57 PM
lebron family

http://i.imgur.com/8c1KzyG.jpg

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Dr Hawk
09-29-2015, 05:58 PM
Good thread Cavs except this is MJ fans' rim

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzzgj2p991roszceo1_500.png

Cocaine80s
09-29-2015, 06:09 PM
OP, your playground looks very different from the picture you posted :confusedshrug:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U7uhN8L9JVI/VATuPnNim0I/AAAAAAAAFaM/joA5w1TCQZU/s800/me%2520shooting7.gif

sportjames23
09-29-2015, 06:13 PM
The MJ crowd -

Their court is whatever court they decide to make theirs at any given time regardless what lesser crowd is playing on it. They control whatever court they walk on because 6/6 is an automatic pass to just kick anyone off.

Don't even need to say "I got next".

They are the true alphas of ISH.

typically they will see the Kobe family pushing around the Lebron family all over the court, and as soon as they walk on the court everyone just puts their heads down and doesn't say shit for fear of getting abused.


COT DAYUM SON. :bowdown:

sportjames23
09-29-2015, 06:13 PM
lebron family

http://i.imgur.com/8c1KzyG.jpg


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

CavaliersFTW
09-29-2015, 06:14 PM
OP, your playground looks very different from the picture you posted :confusedshrug:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-U7uhN8L9JVI/VATuPnNim0I/AAAAAAAAFaM/joA5w1TCQZU/s800/me%2520shooting7.gif
:applause: always get a kick out of using pictures that I personally shared as if it is ammo against me

I get to use the hoops whenever I need, full reign of the playground :lol

Marchesk
09-29-2015, 06:15 PM
Euroleague equipment:

http://realfunny.net/uploads/this_seems_like_very_inappropriate_playground_equi pment._977051183.jpg

sportjames23
09-29-2015, 06:16 PM
This was a busted thread, but now it has potential. :oldlol:

DonDadda59
09-29-2015, 06:30 PM
The Jordan family catching one of the Bron family snitches slippin:

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/9-29-2015/lk41j_.gif

KirbyPls
09-29-2015, 06:49 PM
The Jordan family catching one of the Bron family snitches slippin:

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/9-29-2015/lk41j_.gif

Snitches would almost certainly come from the Kobe apostles Don, like their idol. (GIF Reaction doesn't count :lol ).

stalkerforlife
09-29-2015, 06:57 PM
lebron family

http://i.imgur.com/8c1KzyG.jpg

:roll:

Megabox!
09-29-2015, 07:20 PM
:applause: always get a kick out of using pictures that I personally shared as if it is ammo against me

I get to use the hoops whenever I need, full reign of the playground :lol
Because no one wants to play with the Wilt stan with 1st grade fundamentals :lol

Cocaine80s
09-29-2015, 07:34 PM
Because no one wants to play with the Wilt stan with 1st grade fundamentals :lol
http://i843.photobucket.com/albums/zz352/WhammyBusiness/Gifs/KevinGarnettShocked.gif

CavaliersFTW
09-29-2015, 07:35 PM
http://www.netstate.com/states/geography/mapcom/images/co.gif

A map of Kobe's playground

Proctor
09-29-2015, 07:45 PM
OP

http://i.imgur.com/OgxFRcS.jpg

kennethgriffin
09-29-2015, 07:55 PM
Bran babies

http://gymnasticscoaching.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/broken-ring.jpg


kobe fans

http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/original700/japan-rhythmic-gymnastics-world-championships-2009-9-13-5-41-32.jpg

sportjames23
09-29-2015, 10:48 PM
http://www.netstate.com/states/geography/mapcom/images/co.gif

A map of Kobe's playground


:lol :lol :lol :lol

Akrazotile
09-29-2015, 11:00 PM
There's the Kobe crowd - currently controls the nicest basketball hoop. Controlled after aggressive takeover of the MJ faction.

http://wallpaperswa.com/thumbnails/detail/20121017/basketball%20hoop%201920x1080%20wallpaper_wallpape rswa.com_52.jpg

The Lebron crowd - controls the other, shorter basketball hoop. This is the hoop the Kobe crowd used to control before the MJ take down.

https://www.basketballhoopsunlimited.com/store/ProdImages/PR15%20(309%20x%20600).jpg

The MJ crowd - after losing court rights to the Kobe faction now relegated to a deteriorating 90's style jungle gym. Granted part-time use of Kobe's hoop when the Kobe crowd doesn't feel like using it.

http://jondreyer.org/photos/swingset.jpg

The NBA History crowd aka the grown ups - full playground rights. (Someone's gotta supervise)

http://sfrecpark.org/wp-content/uploads/Julius-Kahn-Playground-Picnic-Map-600x400.jpg

Then there are the kids with social problems. Idolizing the Clippers, hunting for things that don't exist such as flopping in players who never flopped. They get the rusty see saw and rusted metal slide

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsVPUmBKfLQ/Sg2ad1wUQCI/AAAAAAAAEHk/YX3TAJHn_JI/s400/DSC05655.JPG

http://www.nikdaum.com/news/mai79.jpg



Painful AF to read.

FreezingTsmoove
09-29-2015, 11:36 PM
What kind of shitty neighborhood, playground did you grow up in :biggums:

If I want to play I'm standing my ass at any court after a game. No one ever tells me to leave

Unless its a bunch of asians who just want to play asian ball