Jared Dudley: Adam Morrison never took showers

[no pun intended]

http://nba.nbcsports.com/2015/09/29/jared-dudley-adam-morrison-never-took-showers/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs


Adam Morrison. Remember Adam Morrison? He never took showers, he did the chewing tobacco that he spit all the time, and he wore the same three polos the whole year. This is a guy who made a lot of money, too, at that time. He was the face of diabetes, he was doing everything, he was on the cover of college games, he was [everywhere], and he was by far the worst and [most] disgusting.

Adam the Legend.

[kennethgriffin]

to be fair. if i was a skinny white guy with long hair and a calm shy demeanour ... i wouldnt wanna take showers with a bunch of naked black dudes either


and good for him. he saved his money just incase his nba career didnt pan out. and it turns out it didnt so he can live comfortably for the rest of his life

[Jameerthefear]

Little Adam Morrison

[PJR]

White people nasty bruh.

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Ammo da gawd. Did I miss him in the 2k FA? Would have totally signed his gnarly ass up and turned him into a superstar.

[kennethgriffin]

and in all seriousness


its not mandatory to take showers immediately after playing ball


i routinely towelled off the sweat in the locker room. wiped my armpits with a damp cloth... changed into dry clothes. then drive home to take a shower... nothing wrong with that...

maybe if youre poor and take the bus. then i could understand why someone wouldnt wanna be smelly


sure i can get butt naked

go to the wide open square room showers

lather my dick and balls up with soap

get inbetween my ass with a handcloth

have the suds drip down the crack of my ass

walk to my locker and put one leg up.. then the other

drying off the damp water inbetween my thighs as my p*nis and balls hover in the wind

lather up my body with baby powder and antiperspirants

put on every article of clothing one piece at a time.

but you know what? it seems like allot of vulnerability and inviting behaviour to be sodomized by some onlooking gay rapist

i'm not ugly. i'm probably very alluring to a gay man.


and i'm also not saying i can't handle myself in a fight. i'd just rather not fight people naked





i totally see where adam is coming from. especially considering how much a** slapping goes on in sports clubs...

i bet nba players have all kinds of weird stories. like kobe when ron artest came up to him in the shower... how can anyone predict what rons about to try and do?

hes f*cking insane

[Cocaine80s]

and in all seriousness


its not mandatory to take showers immediately after playing ball


i routinely towelled off the sweat in the locker room. wiped my armpits with a damp cloth... changed into dry clothes. then drive home to take a shower... nothing wrong with that...

maybe if youre poor and take the bus. then i could understand why someone wouldnt wanna be smelly


sure i can get butt naked

go to the wide open square room showers

lather my dick and balls up with soap

get inbetween my ass with a handcloth

have the suds drip down the crack of my ass

walk to my locker and put one leg up.. then the other

drying off the damp water inbetween my thighs as my p*nis and balls hover in the wind

lather up my body with baby powder and antiperspirants

put on every article of clothing one piece at a time.

but you know what? it seems like allot of vulnerability and inviting behaviour to be sodomized by some onlooking gay rapist

i'm not ugly. i'm probably very alluring to a gay man.


and i'm also not saying i can't handle myself in a fight. i'd just rather not fight people naked





i totally see where adam is coming from. especially considering how much a** slapping goes on in sports clubs...

i bet nba players have all kinds of weird stories. like kobe when ron artest came up to him in the shower... how can anyone predict what rons about to try and do?

hes f*cking insane
people who dont shower at the gym have small *****

[4 Inches]

Rich man's stalkerforlife

[kennethgriffin]

people who dont shower at the gym have small *****


i have a great c*ck



besides.. are you saying men with big d*cks want other men to see how blessed they are?


i can understand a nude beach.. cause theres women

but the mens locker room?

dude... youre almost backing up my belief that theres more gay rapists out there than people think


and if someone truly wants to show off their size it means theyed more than likely warm it up before going into the shower... probably smacking it back and forth on their thighs with a hip shake

[QuebecBaller]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Btvx-a-CEAA-2x6.jpg

[senelcoolidge]

While those other guys go broke a few years after their nba career's are over Morrison will be just fine and comfy. As far as showers, I took them in places like basic training where I couldn't go home, but other places I didn't bother..places where I could just go home after training. I never cared for showering with other guys. I once showered and I swear this guy was trying to look at my junk.

[kennethgriffin]

While those other guys go broke a few years after their nba career's are over Morrison will be just fine and comfy. As far as showers, I took them in places like basic training where I couldn't go home, but other places I didn't bother..places where I could just go home after training. I never cared for showering with other guys. I once showered and I swear this guy was trying to look at my junk.


seriously. when you really think about it... if youre a gay guy and you like looking at cocks... wheres the first place youre gonna go


if any of us transformed into a female tomorrow. wheres the first place we're gonna spend hours of our time at?

a womans locker room. checking out dozens of naked work out b*tches soaping up their tits

its totally something i'd tell myself... "this means something. this is important"

i'd set asside hours of my day

so if thats a guys mentality for women... then a f*gs mentality is probably exactly the same. except he wants to look at d*cks and balls

[MEB2kDeez]

Chewing tobacco stood out more to me than the shower situation.

[ShaqTwizzle]

seriously. when you really think about it... if youre a gay guy and you like looking at cocks... wheres the first place youre gonna go

if any of us transformed into a female tomorrow. wheres the first place we're gonna spend hours of our time at?

a womans locker room. checking out dozens of naked work out b*tches soaping up their tits

its totally something i'd tell myself... "this means something. this is important"

i'd set asside hours of my day

so if thats a guys mentality for women... then a f*gs mentality is probably exactly the same. except he wants to look at d*cks and balls

Wouldn't that flatter you if some gay guy was like "damn Kenneth got a nice dong" etc...
Some gay guy checking you out isn't gonna turn you gay.
It is sort of like a compliment even if you can't appreciate it cause you aren't on that side of the fence.

Some guys are way too insecure about their sexuality.
If some gay dude wanna look at my **** while I am showering why should I give a f***?
Doesn't effect me.
I mean if he takes a picture we may have a problem but that's different.

[kennethgriffin]

Wouldn't that flatter you if some gay guy was like "damn Kenneth got a nice dong" etc...
Some gay guy checking you out isn't gonna turn you gay.
It is sort of like a compliment even if you can't appreciate it cause you aren't on that side of the fence.

Some guys are way too insecure about their sexuality.
If some gay dude wanna look at my **** while I am showering why should I give a f***?
Doesn't effect me.
I mean if he takes a picture we may have a problem but that's different.


:biggums:

are you coming onto me?

[ShaqTwizzle]

:biggums:

are you coming onto me?

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1443566915696.gif

[LikeABosh]

and in all seriousness


its not mandatory to take showers immediately after playing ball


i routinely towelled off the sweat in the locker room. wiped my armpits with a damp cloth... changed into dry clothes. then drive home to take a shower... nothing wrong with that...

maybe if youre poor and take the bus. then i could understand why someone wouldnt wanna be smelly


sure i can get butt naked

go to the wide open square room showers

lather my dick and balls up with soap

get inbetween my ass with a handcloth

have the suds drip down the crack of my ass

walk to my locker and put one leg up.. then the other

drying off the damp water inbetween my thighs as my p*nis and balls hover in the wind

lather up my body with baby powder and antiperspirants

put on every article of clothing one piece at a time.

but you know what? it seems like allot of vulnerability and inviting behaviour to be sodomized by some onlooking gay rapist

i'm not ugly. i'm probably very alluring to a gay man.


and i'm also not saying i can't handle myself in a fight. i'd just rather not fight people naked





i totally see where adam is coming from. especially considering how much a** slapping goes on in sports clubs...

i bet nba players have all kinds of weird stories. like kobe when ron artest came up to him in the shower... how can anyone predict what rons about to try and do?

hes f*cking insane
Christ, you are ****ing autistic

[Spurs m8]

people who dont shower at the gym have small *****

Not true...people who shower at gyms are fgts and closet fgts

[Cocaine80s]

Kenneth melting down over his chode :roll:

[SamuraiSWISH]

White people nasty bruh.
I see black dudes in the regularly who don't even have the grooming etiquette of cutting their fingernails. Then are out there in pickup slicing people up like Freddy Krueger. Plenty of nasty ghetto slob blacks just like there is country bumpkin white folks like Adam Morrison.

[Im so nba'd out]

people who dont shower at the gym have small *****
Shrimp Dick army about to come @ you hard for this comment watch out :oldlol: sexsymbol should be in here any minute

[Akrazotile]

to be fair. if i was a skinny white guy with long hair and a calm shy demeanour ... i wouldnt wanna take showers with a bunch of naked black dudes either


and good for him. he saved his money just incase his nba career didnt pan out. and it turns out it didnt so he can live comfortably for the rest of his life


:milton

[outbreak]

:milton
Kenneth is obese

[stalkerforlife]

and in all seriousness


its not mandatory to take showers immediately after playing ball


i routinely towelled off the sweat in the locker room. wiped my armpits with a damp cloth... changed into dry clothes. then drive home to take a shower... nothing wrong with that...

maybe if youre poor and take the bus. then i could understand why someone wouldnt wanna be smelly


sure i can get butt naked

go to the wide open square room showers

lather my dick and balls up with soap

get inbetween my ass with a handcloth

have the suds drip down the crack of my ass

walk to my locker and put one leg up.. then the other

drying off the damp water inbetween my thighs as my p*nis and balls hover in the wind

lather up my body with baby powder and antiperspirants

put on every article of clothing one piece at a time.

but you know what? it seems like allot of vulnerability and inviting behaviour to be sodomized by some onlooking gay rapist

i'm not ugly. i'm probably very alluring to a gay man.


and i'm also not saying i can't handle myself in a fight. i'd just rather not fight people naked





i totally see where adam is coming from. especially considering how much a** slapping goes on in sports clubs...

i bet nba players have all kinds of weird stories. like kobe when ron artest came up to him in the shower... how can anyone predict what rons about to try and do?

hes f*cking insane

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[catch24]

and in all seriousness


its not mandatory to take showers immediately after playing ball


i routinely towelled off the sweat in the locker room. wiped my armpits with a damp cloth... changed into dry clothes. then drive home to take a shower... nothing wrong with that...

maybe if youre poor and take the bus. then i could understand why someone wouldnt wanna be smelly


sure i can get butt naked

go to the wide open square room showers

lather my dick and balls up with soap

get inbetween my ass with a handcloth

have the suds drip down the crack of my ass

walk to my locker and put one leg up.. then the other

drying off the damp water inbetween my thighs as my p*nis and balls hover in the wind

lather up my body with baby powder and antiperspirants

put on every article of clothing one piece at a time.

but you know what? it seems like allot of vulnerability and inviting behaviour to be sodomized by some onlooking gay rapist

i'm not ugly. i'm probably very alluring to a gay man.


and i'm also not saying i can't handle myself in a fight. i'd just rather not fight people naked





i totally see where adam is coming from. especially considering how much a** slapping goes on in sports clubs...

i bet nba players have all kinds of weird stories. like kobe when ron artest came up to him in the shower... how can anyone predict what rons about to try and do?

hes f*cking insane

I swear to GOD, this reads like a George Costanza skit. :roll:

[4 Inches]

I see black dudes in the regularly who don't even have the grooming etiquette of cutting their fingernails. Then are out there in pickup slicing people up like Freddy Krueger. Plenty of nasty ghetto slob blacks just like there is country bumpkin white folks like Adam Morrison.
He's risen from the dead
http://www.wrestlescoop.com/animated_gifs/undertaker.gif

[GIF REACTION]

Coach Swish.

[Cocaine80s]

Coach Swish.
Heard he just got back from the nike Peach Jam tournament

[Coach Eddie]

Pictures of him were enough to tell us this.

[sportjames23]

to be fair. if i was a skinny white guy with long hair and a calm shy demeanour ... i wouldnt wanna take showers with a bunch of naked black dudes either


and good for him. he saved his money just incase his nba career didnt pan out. and it turns out it didnt so he can live comfortably for the rest of his life


I bet you'd shower with Kobe doe.

[no pun intended]

and in all seriousness


its not mandatory to take showers immediately after playing ball


i routinely towelled off the sweat in the locker room. wiped my armpits with a damp cloth... changed into dry clothes. then drive home to take a shower... nothing wrong with that...

maybe if youre poor and take the bus. then i could understand why someone wouldnt wanna be smelly


sure i can get butt naked

go to the wide open square room showers

lather my dick and balls up with soap

get inbetween my ass with a handcloth

have the suds drip down the crack of my ass

walk to my locker and put one leg up.. then the other

drying off the damp water inbetween my thighs as my p*nis and balls hover in the wind

lather up my body with baby powder and antiperspirants

put on every article of clothing one piece at a time.

but you know what? it seems like allot of vulnerability and inviting behaviour to be sodomized by some onlooking gay rapist

i'm not ugly. i'm probably very alluring to a gay man.


and i'm also not saying i can't handle myself in a fight. i'd just rather not fight people naked





i totally see where adam is coming from. especially considering how much a** slapping goes on in sports clubs...

i bet nba players have all kinds of weird stories. like kobe when ron artest came up to him in the shower... how can anyone predict what rons about to try and do?

hes f*cking insane
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