Worst way to die

[Patrick Chewing]

Remains of 18-year-old missing for 7 years found in Colorado chimney

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/10/01/remains-18-year-old-missing-for-7-years-found-in-colorado-chimney/?intcmp=hpbt3


The remains of an 18-year-old Colorado man reported missing seven years ago were found in the chimney of an abandoned cabin less than one mile from his home, officials said Wednesday.



This has to be the worst death imaginable. Worse than being on a plane that's about to crash. Sad.

[~primetime~]

Getting stuck in a chimney is the worst death you can imagine?

[GIF REACTION]

How do you get stuck in a chimney

[Dbrog]

wtf is this? Starve to death when stuck in chimney...that sucks donkey dick. I thought it was worse though. Thought someone trapped him in a chimney and lit it and he tried to climb out but was eventually burned alive. That is definitely one of the worst ways to die. I think I also read about one time where come mexican cartels chopped off a dudes dick and fed it to him and just let him bleed out till he died. **** that shit...makes me want all of em dead.

[Patrick Chewing]

Getting stuck in a chimney is the worst death you can imagine?


You get stuck in a chimney in an abandoned cabin in the middle of nowhere knowing full well that you are going to die there. That's awful.

[~primetime~]

You get stuck in a chimney in an abandoned cabin in the middle of nowhere knowing full well that you are going to die there. That's awful.
it is awful...but I can imagine worse

[Draz]

You'd think he would lose weight and get out right lol

[lil jahlil]

Remains of 18-year-old missing for 7 years found in Colorado chimney

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/10/01/remains-18-year-old-missing-for-7-years-found-in-colorado-chimney/?intcmp=hpbt3




This has to be the worst death imaginable. Worse than being on a plane that's about to crash. Sad.


The worst part is that while he is stuck, he knows he is dying because of his own stupidity.

[UK2K]

it is awful...but I can imagine worse

Repetitive ass rape immediately comes to mind.


She described Joshua as a “highly intelligent, kind creative person” and a musician.

The irony.

[riseagainst]

drowning is pretty bad

[TheMan]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CXgJrxpaOUg/ShzhHmd8XvI/AAAAAAAAALo/OaLU5Ybp8u0/s400/cannibal-holocaust-impalement.jpg
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impalement

[imdaman99]

I didn't read article, but does it say he got stuck in there? Because someone could have killed him and stuck him in there to hide. Somewhat of a good place considering it took 7 yrs to find.

[ScalsFan21]

I didn't read article, but does it say he got stuck in there? Because someone could have killed him and stuck him in there to hide. Somewhat of a good place considering it took 7 yrs to find.

That was my first inclination too. Wouldn't be shocked.

Surprised no one mentioned the obvious "buried alive" yet. Not that it's really a realistic possibility but I'd imagine it being the most physically and mentally horrifying way to go, when you factor in the length of time it could take for you to croak.

[outbreak]

Some of the amazon tribes would either bury a person to their neck and cover their head in honey for ants and wasps to eat or would tie them to a stake with honey on their genitals

[poido123]

I'd say being captured by ISIS, sitting around for a year waiting for your death and then they decide to either mutilate you or cut your neck with a blunt knife.

[UK2K]

I'd say being captured by ISIS, sitting around for a year waiting for your death and then they decide to either mutilate you or cut your neck with a blunt knife.
Or drown you.

Stoning would be terrible too.

[poido123]

Or drown you.

Stoning would be terrible too.


I'd find a way to kill myself before letting them capture me

[Patrick Chewing]

At least with ISIS, they kill you outside where there's sun and trees and shit. Maybe some water. This poor sap was stuck for days before he finally died of thirst or hunger.

[poido123]

At least with ISIS, they kill you outside where there's sun and trees and shit. Maybe some water. This poor sap was stuck for days before he finally died of thirst or hunger.



Shove me in that chimney, I'll happily die that way

[Goro]

Death by ISH.

[Le Shaqtus]

Well he's not 18 anymore.