What are the whitest names you can think of?

[Fudge]

CHESTER
Connor
Hunter
Dustin
Nathan
Luke
Scooter

I am getting angry at the thought of white parents naming their child CHESTER. Holy ****ing shit.

Let me hear some more before I punch a hole in my wall!

[FreezingTsmoove]

Fudge

[riseagainst]

Fudge

[BasedTom]

Fudge

[Fudge]

Dalton

[HitandRun Reggie]

Most of those aren't that bad and with few exceptions Scooter is more of a nickname. The name "Blaine" always struck me as a little country club though.

[Fudge]

Douglas

[NumberSix]

George

[GIF REACTION]

Jake

[KirbyPls]

Jake

:no: PM me for deets.

[Trollsmasher]

Sven and Ole

[Fudge]

Brad Paisley

[Fudge]

Tyler Hansbrough

[TheMan]

OP, Nathan? That's a black name, Nate? :facepalm

Chance
Chad
Garrett
Kyle
Colin
Ross
Carson
Connor
Spencer
Travis

[StephHamann]

Shlomo

[riseagainst]

Garth Brooks

[Bless Mathews]

I have no idea.

My niggah Dale had some fire when I was in high school. Niggah white af.

[riseagainst]

Tucker and Dale

[FatComputerNerd]

Cletus

[Vaniiiia]

Oliver
Walter
Tanner

[Andrei89]

Dimitri

[Nick Young]

Tanner. When I used to play little league, every single team I was on and was against seemed like it had atleast 1 Tanner on it. I have never met anyone named Tanner outside of a baseball field.



It is the whitest name I can think of.

Boris is also a pretty white name, any slavic name. I have never heard of any non-white people with slavic first names like Boris or Vladimir.

[Nick Young]

Shlomo
Yes, this too. Shlomo and Moishe

[JohnnySic]

Tanner. When I used to play little league, every single team I was on and was against seemed like it had atleast 1 Tanner on it. I have never met anyone named Tanner outside of a baseball field.



It is the whitest name I can think of.

Boris is also a pretty white name, any slavic name. I have never heard of any non-white people with slavic first names like Boris or Vladimir.
http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/Cards/Baseball/22597/22597-DF1Fr.jpg

[Vaniiiia]

Tanner. When I used to play little league, every single team I was on and was against seemed like it had atleast 1 Tanner on it. I have never met anyone named Tanner outside of a baseball field.

:oldlol: :oldlol:

This is ridiculously accurate.

[Nick Young]

http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/Cards/Baseball/22597/22597-DF1Fr.jpg
:O o yeah I forgot about that guy

[Levity]

james franco

[FatComputerNerd]

Karl Malone

[warriorfan]

CHESTER
Connor
Hunter
Dustin
Nathan
Luke
Scooter

I am getting angry at the thought of white parents naming their child CHESTER. Holy ****ing shit.

Let me hear some more before I punch a hole in my wall!

Simon

[Xoush]

Hans
Fritz
Dirk

[KyrieTheFuture]

No Bryce? That's gotta be the whitest.

[Xoush]

No Bryce? That's gotta be the whitest.


Hunter is the whitest name.

[WallIn]

Adolf?

[code green]

I just got off the phone with Apple. Dude's name was Preston.

[T_L_P]

I know a bunch of black guys called Nathan.

And I've never met anyone called Scooter. :biggums:

[BasedTom]

Bradley Hicks

[bigkingsfan]

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, and Phil.

[BasedTom]

I just got off the phone with Apple. Dude's name was Preston.
http://fishatbat.com/wp-content/images/Preston-Wilson1.jpg

[BasedTom]

Qbert? like the videogame?

lol some of you guys are just making stuff up now.

[Akrazotile]

Peyton Manning

[SugarHill]

Anders

[Vaniiiia]

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, and Phil.
A lot of these just don't qualify.

Tiffany? Jordan? Kendall? Phil? Sasha? Kyra?

Are Dermot and Qbert even names?

[TheMan]

Qbert? like the videogame?

lol some of you guys are just making stuff up now.
Dilbert


I got a few more...
Rupert
Cole
Isreal
Ian
Oliver
Heisenberg
Jebediah
Claude
Everett
Willard

[Bless Mathews]

Aubrey

:applause: :applause: :roll:

[~primetime~]

Tyrone

[TylerOO]

Nolan

[Megabox!]

Dakota

[KingBeasley08]

Humphrey
Benedict
Hunter
Kyle
Cody
Dick
Toby

These are just a few off the top of my head

[Bless Mathews]

Kobe

[Young X]

Connor
Alex
Luke

[code green]

Chase

[NumberSix]

Siobhan

[Fudge]

Chaz

WINNER.

[CavaliersFTW]

George
- Washington Carver
- Foreman

Douglas
Frederick -

[CavaliersFTW]

Todd

[Bless Mathews]

Todd

Smh.

Todd gurley.

And come on niggah.

O g Todd shaw

_@ 1:20


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvpYa1ClfJ8

[TheMan]

Todd
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16700000/Todd-Bridges-as-Willis-diffrent-strokes-16733034-596-446.jpg

[Vaniiiia]

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16700000/Todd-Bridges-as-Willis-diffrent-strokes-16733034-596-446.jpg
Coming from the dumb moron that listed "chance" as a white name. :facepalm

[TheMan]

Coming from the dumb moron that listed "chance" as a white name. :facepalm
I knew a white kid named Chance in grade school...it's not any more stupid a white boy's name as Chase or Hunter :confusedshrug:

Stop following me around bruh

[Vaniiiia]

I knew a white kid named Chance in grade school...it's not any more stupid a white boy's name as Chase or Hunter :confusedshrug:

Stop following me around bruh
You knew one kid in grade school... yet there are plenty of known black dudes with the name chance. STFU. You clearly don't understand the concept of the thread.

Follow you around... haha, right. Good one. I posted in this thread BEFORE you, moron.

No one is following you around you paranoid loser.

[nathanjizzle]

Hi, my name is Nathan, but im not white.:eek: :cry: :mad: :facepalm

[KelticForce1349]

Darko

[NumberSix]

- Washington Carver
- Foreman

Frederick -
???

[BlakFrankWhite]

Alan
Collin
Kurt
Kirk
Harry
Oliver

[Crimsonrain777]

Isaac

[Solidape]

Ethan

Mortimer

[wakencdukest]

Chip

[Akrazotile]

Chip

Chip, Skip, and Flip have always struck me as the most quintessential "white guy used car salesman" kind of names.

And when you look at Chip Kelly, Skip Bayless, and Flip Saunders its pretty hard to disagree. These guys are like the model caricatures of white people.

[lil jahlil]

Harold.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Bartholomew
Sanford
Grace
Margaret
Chelsea
Kathryzna
Marlena
Pearson
Percival
Edgar
Edmond
Garret

[BasedTom]

i've met a ton of black guys named Garrett. Seems more like a black name than a white name to me

[Fudge]

Tom

[Horde of Temujin]

Skyler

[Nikola_]

Jarnavius

[Fudge]

Nikola

[DonDadda59]

Timothy McVeigh

[FatComputerNerd]

Timothy McVeigh

winner

[JohnnySic]

Sparky.

[hateraid]

In an American sense I always think of Brook.

But in a traditional sense I think of the whitest of countries like Sweden/Finland/Norway area or Northern Russia.
Names like Oleg, Sven, Alexei....names like those