Justin Bieber ''caught'' naked at the beach

[PistonsFan#21]

This is strictly a no homo thread. Gif Reaction get in here and give your judgement please.

NSFW link: http://hothunks-bubblebutts.tumblr.com/post/130712375314/alekzmx-justin-bieber-caught-naked-but-this

This young man is as alpha as it gets.

[bigkingsfan]

Bigger than Lebron.

[GIF REACTION]

ISH dick expert checking in.

My analysis coming shortly.

[Draz]

4 inches flaccid? Bruh I can't even go 3 inches flaccid
This man is our God

[$LakerGold]

I don't know what to say to this.

He has a beautiful juicy *****.

[Fudge]

:bowdown:

[Draz]

But what's more fascinating about this flaccid ***** is the girth. I need more experts to be called in on this

Where that young boy Jamaal

[Jameerthefear]

why do ppl think that's big?

[Smook B]

This is strictly a no homo thread. Gif Reaction get in here and give your judgement please.

NSFW link: http://hothunks-bubblebutts.tumblr.com/post/130712375314/alekzmx-justin-bieber-caught-naked-but-this

This young man is as alpha as it gets.

It doesn't work like that :roll:

[$LakerGold]

why do ppl think that's big?
It's going to rip your asshole when it becomes angry.

[GIF REACTION]

We really can't know too much

What we can confirm is that he is betwen 5-6 to 5-7 in height. This is important because height has no correlation with phallus size, which is why most male pornstars are short/manlets... The female pornstars are also extremely short most of the time, as this further supports size illusion which lens and camera angles further do.

Hard to say but due to his small height giving the illusion of bigger size, I am going to say he is maybe 3.5-4 inches flaccid like Draz said. Not that big, if the proportions grew out to a 6 foot male, it would be a 5 inch flaccid.

Final Verdict: Not as big as the hype suggests. Too many variables and factors to get an accurate reading.

[$LakerGold]

I can't stop clicking the link. Always need to remind myself how big it is. Justin <3

[livinglegend]

We really can't know too much

What we can confirm is that he is betwen 5-6 to 5-7 in height. This is important because height has no correlation with phallus size, which is why most male pornstars are short/manlets... The female pornstars are also extremely short most of the time, as this further supports size illusion which lens and camera angles further do.

Hard to say but due to his small height giving the illusion of bigger size, I am going to say he is maybe 3.5-4 inches flaccid like Draz said. Not that big, if the proportions grew out to a 6 foot male, it would be a 5 inch flaccid.

Final Verdict: Not as big as the hype suggests. Too many variables and factors to get an accurate reading.

WTF :lol :lol :roll: :roll:
This dude has to be imstillballin. He used to post the weirdest, funniest shit ever.

[GIF REACTION]

The hype works because females and most males cannot distinguish the variables like an educated **** master like myself. If the illusion makes it look big, that's all it takes for 99% of females, and majority of men. And the men who do question it, are labelled small dicked. That's why I suggest never to try get technical with a female about ***** size... You'll always come off looking that way.

[Jameerthefear]

I can't stop clicking the link. Always need to remind myself how big it is. Justin <3
this is so gay
liking white boys is gay

[DonDadda59]

This is strictly a no homo thread.

Follows this up with a link to 'hot hunks bubble butts.com' so we can ogle Justin Bieber's weinerschnitzel.

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5150/5639483084_ac7d18c867_z.jpg
















Off the record though...

Young Biebs is doing better than I thought in the meat slangin department.

Strictly off the record though.

[Jameerthefear]

i dont understand how this is a big dick.

[Smook B]

Why. Why did I click it.

It says "Hot hunks" OP is all Homo.

[Draz]

On the other hand this kid has to be on some serious drugs

[DonDadda59]

Why. Why did I click it.

Morbid curiosity. Same reason we all clicked it. Now we figure out how to tell our bitches why we have a link to HotHunksBubbleButts tumblr page in our browsing History.

'But bae... it was a strictly no homo thread'.


:facepalm

[Jameerthefear]

@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy ☺️

tweeted by his Dad

:lol
justin's dad is gay as shit

[Smook B]

The real question is why was OP on a gay tumblr page looks like OP outed himself.

[Bosnian Sajo]

i dont understand how this is a big dick.

It's the fact that it is bigger than expected. And not bad for flaccid, tbh.

[PistonsFan#21]

Follows this up with a link to 'hot hunks bubble butts.com' so we can ogle Justin Bieber's weinerschnitzel.

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5150/5639483084_ac7d18c867_z.jpg
















Off the record though...

Young Biebs is doing better than I thought in the meat slangin department.

Strictly off the record though.

Hey i tried to be as clear as possible with the thread title and a NSFW link :lol
Anybody that checked the thread and then proceeded to check the link knew what they were getting in to.

We are all on the same boat folks :pimp:

[Jameerthefear]

It's the fact that it is bigger than expected. And not bad for flaccid, tbh.
i'm a little bit longer flaccid. idk about hard tho

[$LakerGold]

this is so gay
liking white boys is gay
Liking black boys d's isn't? Silly :applause:

[PistonsFan#21]

The real question is why was OP on a gay tumblr page looks like OP outed himself.

Hey i clearly stated this is a no homo thread in my 1st post. That pretty much clears me of any wrong doing. The question is actually why did you click on my thread and then proceeded to check out that NSFW link? :coleman:

[catch24]

https://instagram.com/jaydepierce/?hl=en

Bieber's girlfriend

oh my

Justin stays winning

Keep bumping that post. It will make the OP look less gay (thank me later OP)

[Smook B]

Justin stays winning

Keep bumping that link/post. It will make the OP look less gay (thank me later OP)

:lol

[BurningHammer]

What's wrong with his eyes?

[$LakerGold]

Those pics has to be taken by an iPhone. Steve Jobs, y u die. :\

Gay dudes be traveling back in time to try to keep Steve Jobs alive.

[lil jahlil]

Bigger than Lebron.

That was my thought as well.

[$LakerGold]

38 replies, 39 views.

You thirsty motherf*ckers :lol

[PistonsFan#21]

just mad cuz ur dad doesnt like your d1ck

:lol

[knickballer]

N1gga is semi erect right there. Not impressive. Next.

[lil jahlil]

i'm a little bit longer flaccid. idk about hard tho
Doesn't matter when you haven't used it on a human female.

[Smook B]

Doesn't matter when you haven't used it on a human female.

http://i.imgur.com/jnIRkOZ.gif

[Jameerthefear]

Doesn't matter when you haven't used it on a human female.
then what in the **** was your mother sucking on?

[nathanjizzle]

ISH dick expert checking in.

My analysis coming shortly.

Can you give us an analysis on Lebrons *****? Some say it is small, some say it is exceptional. I just dont know what to believe.

[Vaniiiia]

This is crazy impressive since I assume he doesn't jelq.

:bowdown:

Maybe he does though, cause it looks red and irritated, but dude is definitely packing some quality meat.

[senelcoolidge]

I heard he had a ***** enlargement and other work. I think he was also juicing. Just rumor. I didn't see the pic and don't care too, but I read some of the post on this thread. So homo.

[dazzer87]

https://instagram.com/jaydepierce/?hl=en

Bieber's girlfriend

oh my
Man, i got nothing hate for this poser....but that girl is nice! :applause:

[SugarHill]

wild homo

[stalkerforlife]

Some guys have it all...

[PistonsFan#21]

wild homo

what were you excpecting when you clicked on this thread and the NSFW link? Your homo instincts got the best of you on that one.

I stated no homo when i made this thread so im cleared of any accusations

[Vaniiiia]

Some guys have it all...
:roll:

[oarabbus]

wild homo

yup we got dudes putting out a thesis on Beibers junk

[AlphaWolf24]

H8Z gonna H8.....


camera angles?.....1/4th chubb?.....

psst.....Canada is in the House!!

[Goro]

This is crazy impressive since I assume he doesn't jelq.

:bowdown:

Maybe he does though, cause it looks red and irritated, but dude is definitely packing some quality meat.
How ****ing close are you looking at other guys' junk?

[tomtucker]

why did i scrool down to the bottom of that page..........:( :facepalm fukking **** man

[BurningHammer]

https://scontent-ord1-1.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/e15/11247029_479153188904369_2014529066_n.jpg

[PistonsFan#21]

https://scontent-ord1-1.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/e15/11247029_479153188904369_2014529066_n.jpg

Dont derail my thread with pictures of women please. This is about Justin Bieber being caught naked on the beach.

[Mike Armstrong]

Dont derail my thread with pictures of women please. This is about Justin Bieber being caught naked on the beach.

Yarp.

[KingBeasley08]

We really can't know too much

What we can confirm is that he is betwen 5-6 to 5-7 in height. This is important because height has no correlation with phallus size, which is why most male pornstars are short/manlets... The female pornstars are also extremely short most of the time, as this further supports size illusion which lens and camera angles further do.

Hard to say but due to his small height giving the illusion of bigger size, I am going to say he is maybe 3.5-4 inches flaccid like Draz said. Not that big, if the proportions grew out to a 6 foot male, it would be a 5 inch flaccid.

Final Verdict: Not as big as the hype suggests. Too many variables and factors to get an accurate reading.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I always had a a feeling this dude was I'm Still Balling but this is just confirmation

[PistonsFan#21]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I always had a a feeling this dude was I'm Still Balling but this is just confirmation

I thought it was common knowledge :confusedshrug: Why else do you think i would specifically ask him for his analysis of this picture?

[BurningHammer]

Dont derail my thread with pictures of women please. This is about Justin Bieber being caught naked on the beach.
That's not just a picture of woman. That is the picture of woman who currently sucks Bieber's dick.

[Goro]

https://scontent-ord1-1.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/e15/11247029_479153188904369_2014529066_n.jpg
Name?

[Goro]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I always had a a feeling this dude was I'm Still Balling but this is just confirmation
The Kings/Cousins nut-hugging should have been a give away.

[Goro]

He is 5'9" btw.

[GIF REACTION]

Nope he's 5-7

http://cdni.condenast.co.uk/720x1080/g_j/jbieber_gl_19nov12_rex_b_720x1080.jpg

5-4 Minaj wearing what looks to be 4 inch heels

Don't be fooled because Justin is clearly wearing AT LEAST 2 inch raised boots

Most celeb height websites agree he is 5-6.5 to 5-7

that's around 170cm for the non Americans

[GIF REACTION]

Quick google search can get you the truth pretty easily, there are celeb height websites dedicated to this

http://www.heightdb.com/person/justin-bieber

http://www.celebheights.com/s/Justin-Bieber-47348.html

[Goro]

Nope he's 5-7

http://cdni.condenast.co.uk/720x1080/g_j/jbieber_gl_19nov12_rex_b_720x1080.jpg

5-4 Minaj wearing what looks to be 4 inch heels

Don't be fooled because Justin is clearly wearing AT LEAST 2 inch raised boots

Most celeb height websites agree he is 5-6.5 to 5-7

that's around 170cm for the non Americans

Jesus, could you find a worse photo for comparison? 2 people not standing straight up and wearing shoes of varying heights. :facepalm

[Goro]

Quick google search can get you the truth pretty easily, there are celeb height websites dedicated to this

http://www.heightdb.com/person/justin-bieber

http://www.celebheights.com/s/Justin-Bieber-47348.html

How do we know that is any more accurate than the google search that showed me 5'9"?

[Goro]

http://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/76/3a35ccd0-6685-0131-7068-7ed2bd0de129.png?w=670&fit=max&auto=format&q=70

[GIF REACTION]

No need to get emotional about it budadiiii

The dude quaffs his hair up, wears platform boot raises, and wears weird fitting/sized clothing to further the illusion

He claims 5-9 but he is clearly below that

[christian1923]

Ish just gained so much respect for Justin :roll:

[Vaniiiia]

I'm not Goro

Goro is a ******

[Just2McFly]

this is probably the gayest thread i have seen in years.

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

lol @ the white ppl actin like hes packin. I thought he had an eggplant with some of the sht these hos on twitter was sayin:lol :lol :lol dude is below avg prolly impresses the white virgins tho :oldlol: :oldlol:

[Le Shaqtus]

Pretty sure I had a bigger dick at 6 years old.

[UK2K]

this is probably the gayest thread i have seen in years.

Super gay.

[ArbitraryWater]

Dude is packing some SERIOUS, SERIOUS HEAT...

Anyone else scroll down too far?

[stalkerforlife]

Bieber has it all.

Wow.

Unbelievable.

[Shade8780]

Damn, I'd suck that dick like a fvcking lollipop.

[Goro]

I'm not Goro

Goro is a ******

No need to get emotional about it budadiiii

[UK2K]

I wasn't going to click the link, cause that is gay AF, but these responses are making me want to push the button.

[Goro]

I wasn't going to click the link, cause that is gay AF, but these responses are making me want to push the button.

Is the gay agenda turning you as you always feared?

[UK2K]

Is the gay agenda turning you as you always feared?
I was in the Marine corps, showering and shitting next to dudes for years.

If I'm not gay yet, I think I'm immune.

[Vaniiiia]

No need to get emotional about it budadiiii
:oldlol:

You seem kinda charming so maybe you are me.

Nah.. you're just another guy influenced by me. But who isn't? :confusedshrug:

Goro, don't live in my shadow. Go make an identity for yourself. A lot of people get complacent with being confused with me, but I expect better outta you. Please don't be a loser on here.

[poido123]

:oldlol:

You seem kinda charming so maybe you are me.

Nah.. you're just another guy influenced by me. But who isn't? :confusedshrug:

Goro, don't live in my shadow. Go make an identity for yourself. A lot of people get complacent with being confused with me, but I expect better outta you. Please don't be a loser on here.


This ego gimmick is getting old simon.


Need new material bud, you aint a loser I believe in you

[Vaniiiia]

This ego gimmick is getting old simon.


Need new material bud, you aint a loser I believe in you
You crave my attention, just admit it

See I gave you faith, turned your doubt into hopin', can't deny it

Now you're all alone and your joys turned to mopin'....tell me, where am I now that you need me? Where am I now.

[poido123]

You crave my attention, just admit it

See I gave you faith, turned your doubt into hopin', can't deny it

Now you're all alone and your joys turned to mopin'....tell me, where am I now that you need me? Where am I now.


:facepalm


You've been on a string since the time Budadii you opened a new account.

#rektfolife

[Euroleague]

lol @ the white ppl actin like hes packin. I thought he had an eggplant with some of the sht these hos on twitter was sayin:lol :lol :lol dude is below avg prolly impresses the white virgins tho :oldlol: :oldlol:

Don't go racist on dick size man. That is no way in hell a big dick for a white guy. I'm pretty sure I was like twice that size in freaking 7th grade or some shit.

[Goro]

I was in the Marine corps, showering and shitting next to dudes for years.

If I'm not gay yet, I think I'm immune.

If you think shitting next to dudes is how people become gay, you have a lot to learn. Did you become straight by shitting with women?

[Andrei89]

What I learned from this thread is that 70% of ISH is packing that 8 inch cawk.

Euroleague saying his dick is twice the size ( I assume flaccid?) :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Euroleague]

If you think shitting next to dudes is how people become gay, you have a lot to learn. Did you become straight by shitting with women?

I'm pretty sure this is how it works..............

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[Euroleague]

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[Euroleague]

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[4 Inches]

^ Certified enema user right here

[Jameerthefear]

Put the memes away, you ****ing loser.

[Euroleague]

Put the memes away, you ****ing loser.

My bad, I forgot that you were in the thread.


Here is something just for you man...

https://media2.giphy.com/media/vK3NIiGIj8Gqs/200.gif

[Goro]

What is with the stupid memes?

[Smoke117]

Euroleague is possibly a bigger moron when he's not talking about basketball? I don't know whether to be surprised or not.

[riseagainst]

what a stud. That's a pretty big c0ck. I wonder what it feels like while erect and in my ass.