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Mr. Jabbar
10-10-2015, 03:15 AM
I mean, these guys are never right about anything. They get everything wrong 100% of the time like their lives depend on it. Kobe with one achilles and one knee is a better player than 90% of the league. There are too many Windhorsts here, take it easy fellas.

For the record: I fkn hate Kobes GUTS.

kennethgriffin
10-10-2015, 03:24 AM
can't wait till that first 40 point outburst... "not bad for the 93rd best player in the nba"


http://ballislife.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Untitled-128.jpg

oh the horror
10-10-2015, 03:29 AM
Anyone that actually cares about sports shouldn't take anything ESPN says seriously. They've embarrassed themselves quite enough along the years.



ESPN for sports is like the National Inquirer for news. It's garbage

Mr. Jabbar
10-10-2015, 03:29 AM
can't wait till that first 40 point outburst... "not bad for the 93rd best player in the nba"


http://ballislife.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Untitled-128.jpg

Kobe lives literally RENT FREE at espn hq's. Love to see him body bag those fools on a yearly basis.

JT123
10-10-2015, 03:33 AM
Stop melting down OP, it's not a good look for you. :no:
As for your question, obviously you care. Why else would you make this thread?

Lebron23
10-10-2015, 03:36 AM
ESPN living rent free inside your heads.

Fallen Angel
10-10-2015, 03:37 AM
can't wait till that first 40 point outburst... "not bad for the 93rd best player in the nba"


Mo Williams had a 50 point game. I doubt he was even a Top 150 player last season.

sportjames23
10-10-2015, 03:52 AM
Stop melting down OP, it's not a good look for you. :no:
As for your question, obviously you care. Why else would you make this thread?


Didn't Jabbar kick you out of the Lebron Family?

Mr. Jabbar
10-10-2015, 03:55 AM
Didn't Jabbar kick you out of the Lebron Family?

I did, he's out.

sportjames23
10-10-2015, 03:58 AM
I did, he's out.


I knew your pimp hand was strong. :cheers:

Mr. Jabbar
10-10-2015, 04:01 AM
I knew your pimp hand was strong. :cheers:

http://www.tshirtbordello.com/images/keep-ye-pimp-hand-strong-l2.gif

Mr Feeny
10-10-2015, 05:11 AM
I mean, these guys are never right about anything. They get everything wrong 100% of the time like their lives depend on it. Kobe with one achilles and one knee is a better player than 90% of the league. There are too many Windhorsts here, take it easy fellas.

For the record: I fkn hate Kobes GUTS.

You care. That's why you've made a thread about it:lebronamazed:

Mr Feeny
10-10-2015, 05:11 AM
ESPN living rent free inside your heads.

:lol

Sakkreth
10-10-2015, 06:21 AM
I mean, these guys are never right about anything. They get everything wrong 100% of the time like their lives depend on it. Kobe with one achilles and one knee is a better player than 90% of the league. There are too many Windhorsts here, take it easy fellas.

For the record: I fkn hate Kobes GUTS.

Agreed with bolded parts. So yeah you should stop caring too Jabbar.

WallIn
10-10-2015, 08:08 AM
I haven't even bothered to check on this ranking, it's irrelevant.

Megabox!
10-10-2015, 09:50 AM
OP's jimmies are so damn rustled right now.

toxicxr6
10-10-2015, 10:11 AM
Given jabbar and Kenneth are the two posters that have made threads about kobes correct ranking.. And they are two biggest kobetards on the forum I would say the kobetard family cares about this rank the most.. As it exposes the truth..

sd3035
10-10-2015, 10:28 AM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/51/72/92/51729212fa64a09e6183adcfa29466c7.jpg

gcvbcat
10-10-2015, 11:04 AM
we don't even get ESPN in india.

stalkerforlife
10-10-2015, 12:18 PM
Any corporation where the bosses are mostly white will hate Kobe. 1. Kobe slept with a white girl and she accused him of rape. White beta men hate seeing black men with white women. 2. Kobe is not only really good looking, he is also really intelligent. White men hate intelligent black men with huge units.

Hey Yo
10-10-2015, 01:13 PM
I mean, these guys are never right about anything. They get everything wrong 100% of the time like their lives depend on it. Kobe with one achilles and one knee is a better player than 90% of the league. There are too many Windhorsts here, take it easy fellas.
http://media1.giphy.com/media/IIV8h7iMDr3P2/giphy.gif

Bankaii
10-10-2015, 01:41 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/51/72/92/51729212fa64a09e6183adcfa29466c7.jpg
It rang 5 times the first 3 rings just went to Shaq's phone.

Monta Ellis MVP
10-10-2015, 01:53 PM
It rang 5 times the first 3 rings just went to Shaq's phone.

Shaq doesn't deserve those rings. Shaq never won without Bryant or Wade.

Bankaii
10-10-2015, 02:05 PM
Shaq doesn't deserve those rings. Shaq never won without Bryant or Wade.
Only 13 posts in and you've already made yourself look like a dumbass.
You'll fit in nicely on this shit forum.

sportjames23
10-10-2015, 03:06 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll:

kennethgriffin
10-10-2015, 03:07 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/51/72/92/51729212fa64a09e6183adcfa29466c7.jpg



how is this supposed to own kobe though

:oldlol:

JerrySeinfeld
10-10-2015, 03:09 PM
Any corporation where the bosses are mostly white will hate Kobe. 1. Kobe slept with a white girl and she accused him of rape. White beta men hate seeing black men with white women. 2. Kobe is not only really good looking, he is also really intelligent. White men hate intelligent black men with huge units.

Lol so thats why LeESPN loves Bron so much

stalkerforlife
10-10-2015, 03:13 PM
Lol so thats why LeESPN loves Bron so much

They relate to him more.

Clifton
10-10-2015, 03:22 PM
You can't really rank Kobe.

It's like ranking a small liberal arts college that doesn't play by any of the rules, doesn't report SAT scores, doesn't charge tuition, and half their students die of drug overdoses and the other half become CEOs. (There are colleges like this, by the way.) Do you rank that next to Harvard? Next to University of Alabama? At the very bottom? It defies rank.

Kobe will either score 20+ppg and make the all-star team, or he will shoot 25% for a few weeks and get injured again and his career will be over. He will either be a top 30 player or he will be the biggest liability in the league or he will get injured or retire. He will never be the "93rd best player." He can't be, like Jae Crowder or Ryan Anderson. He's too big for that. (He won't be Toronto Hakeem or Orlando Ewing, either; again, too big for that. He's taking 20 shots a game or he's in a cast.)

DMAVS41
10-10-2015, 03:23 PM
can't wait till that first 40 point outburst... "not bad for the 93rd best player in the nba"


http://ballislife.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Untitled-128.jpg

It's based on the last 2 years...in which he wasn't a top 100 player either year. He was hurt and played horribly when he did play.

If Kobe stays healthy all year....he's obviously better than 93rd in the league.

But it isn't assuming he stays healthy...and why would it...dude has been hurt a long time now and is old.

Like...I don't get the reactions. If a guy is hurt and old and shoots a lot and shoots around 39% and is terrible at defense. What rank do you expect him to have?

Old, hurt, shoot a lot, shoot badly, no defense? Yea...that isn't a top player in the league.

Where would you rank him each of the last two years?

RoundMoundOfReb
10-10-2015, 06:55 PM
You do.

IllegalD
10-10-2015, 07:12 PM
You do.

As do you. Since you literally just signed on to post on every Kobe-related thread like the obsessed loser you are. :roll:

JT123
10-10-2015, 07:14 PM
As do you. Since you literally just signed on to post on every Kobe-related thread like the obsessed loser you are. :roll:
LOL at this beta stalking roundmounds posts. :lol
#rentfree
#werunthisplace

IllegalD
10-10-2015, 07:16 PM
LOL at this beta stalking roundmounds posts. :lol
#rentfree
#werunthisplace

Add up all the posts all your alts from just the last year.

Then compare it to my # of posts in my ONLY account in over a decade.

Who's the beta now and who's living #rentfree in who's head? :roll:

Cocaine80s
10-10-2015, 07:35 PM
Add up all the posts all your alts from just the last year.

Then compare it to my # of posts in my ONLY account in over a decade.

Who's the beta now and who's living #rentfree in who's head? :roll:
You signed up here 10 years ago. You're probably in your 30s by now and continue to be the bitch of the lebron fam :roll:

IllegalD
10-10-2015, 07:59 PM
You signed up here 10 years ago. You're probably in your 30s by now and continue to be the bitch of the lebron fam :roll:

Just turned 30 last march, actually. Thanks! :cheers:

Now lets calculate how many posts you and the rest of the "LeBron Fam" are gonna' have when you reach 30... :roll:

Cocaine80s
10-10-2015, 08:08 PM
Just turned 30 last march, actually. Thanks! :cheers:

Now lets calculate how many posts you and the rest of the "LeBron Fam" are gonna' have when you reach 30... :roll:
30 years old and still posts on ish
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/11111/111119363/3816676-0704928121-36645.gif

IllegalD
10-10-2015, 08:10 PM
30 years old and still posts on ish
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/11111/111119363/3816676-0704928121-36645.gif

Again, let's wait and see what you will be doing at age 30. :roll:

You have 8 TIMES the number of posts I have in ONE year.

Even at age 15 I was never as big a f*ggot as you are right now and will be for the rest of your pathetic LeBron nut-hugging life. :banana:

Cocaine80s
10-10-2015, 08:12 PM
Again, let's wait and see what you will be doing at age 30. :roll:

You have 8 TIMES the number of posts I have in ONE year.

Even at age 15 I was never as big a f*ggot as you are right now and will be for the rest of your pathetic LeBron nut-hugging life. :banana:
Bruh you are ****ing 30 and still getting so upset over a basketball player on ish :roll:

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/11111/111119363/3816676-0704928121-36645.gif

JT123
10-10-2015, 08:14 PM
IllegalD getting his shit pushed in :oldlol:

IllegalD
10-10-2015, 08:16 PM
IllegalD getting his shit pushed in :oldlol:

:pimp:

Cold soul
10-10-2015, 08:28 PM
30 years old and still posts on ish
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/11111/111119363/3816676-0704928121-36645.gif

Lol it's worse if your younger why not go outside and enjoy your childhood live life. The majority of the time you'll see older posters than young bloods on forums.

RoundMoundOfReb
10-10-2015, 08:28 PM
Damn...LeBron Family just mauled IllegalD alive...

dubeta
10-10-2015, 08:31 PM
First 20four, now IllegalD :oldlol:

Week by week a different Kobe stan gets emsculated by the LeBron Family :oldlol:

Cocaine80s
10-10-2015, 08:33 PM
Lol it's worse if your younger why not go outside and enjoy your childhood live life. The majority of the time you'll see older posters than young bloods on forums.
It's actually worse if your older... Tf you on :cheers:

IllegalD
10-10-2015, 08:39 PM
It's actually worse if your older... Tf you on :cheers:

Keep telling yourself that, kid.

Again, look at your post count, look at your join date. Compare it to mine. :lol


The rest of your friends are out living life and getting laid while you and your 14 "LeBron Fam" alts cyber-high five each other over petty message board "victories".

Have you ever even felt a breast before? (that WASN'T your mom's/sister's/cousin's)

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/2c/2cc507aea98e9e7ee077af4918b4e7fd5d95cb0f116836b941 3de73c398d7c74.jpg

sportjames23
10-10-2015, 08:40 PM
IllegalD shutting it down! :rockon:

Cocaine80s
10-10-2015, 08:45 PM
Keep telling yourself that, kid.

Again, look at your post count, look at your join date. Compare it to mine. :lol


The rest of your friends are out living life and getting laid while you and your 14 "LeBron Fam" alts cyber-high five each other over petty message board "victories".

Have you ever even felt a breast before? (that WASN'T your mom's/sister's/cousin's)

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/2c/2cc507aea98e9e7ee077af4918b4e7fd5d95cb0f116836b941 3de73c398d7c74.jpg

Lmao half my posts come from game threads. All yours come from your moms basement :oldlol:

Cold soul
10-10-2015, 08:45 PM
Keep telling yourself that, kid.

Again, look at your post count, look at your join date. Compare it to mine. :lol


The rest of your friends are out living life and getting laid while you and your 14 "LeBron Fam" alts cyber-high five each other over petty message board "victories".

Have you ever even felt a breast before? (that WASN'T your mom's/sister's/cousin's)

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/2c/2cc507aea98e9e7ee077af4918b4e7fd5d95cb0f116836b941 3de73c398d7c74.jpg


Ouch straight up murder up in here. :bowdown:

90sgoat
10-10-2015, 08:50 PM
Any corporation where the bosses are mostly white will hate Kobe. 1. Kobe slept with a white girl and she accused him of rape. White beta men hate seeing black men with white women. 2. Kobe is not only really good looking, he is also really intelligent. White men hate intelligent black men with huge units.

Not true, Kobe is honorary European, but French laugh at uncultured Lebron.

JtotheIzzo
10-11-2015, 02:52 AM
Kobetards care, yall fakkits can't stop spamming the board about it.

knicksman
10-11-2015, 03:15 AM
Keep telling yourself that, kid.

Again, look at your post count, look at your join date. Compare it to mine. :lol


The rest of your friends are out living life and getting laid while you and your 14 "LeBron Fam" alts cyber-high five each other over petty message board "victories".

Have you ever even felt a breast before? (that WASN'T your mom's/sister's/cousin's)

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/2c/2cc507aea98e9e7ee077af4918b4e7fd5d95cb0f116836b941 3de73c398d7c74.jpg

DAmn rip cocaine

ScalsFan21
10-11-2015, 03:17 AM
As someone who both knows this latter portion of Kobe's career has been a joke, and can recognize the truth in his ranking, I still think anything from ESPN needs to be taken with a grain of salt. He's not a fringe top-100 player because ESPN says so, we astute basketball minds have known this for a good amount of time.

Edit: And it really isn't anything to be ashamed of either. The guy is 37 friggin years old. The fact that he is still arguably in the top 100 is something pretty much no one who has reached Kobe's level in NBA history has been able to say.

I<3NBA
10-11-2015, 09:44 AM
once in a while, ESPN gets it right.

like the time when they predicted New York would only win 30 games, and everyone laughed at them :lol

CelticBaller
10-11-2015, 09:47 AM
so is he shooting below 40% this season?

ISHGoat
10-11-2015, 10:30 AM
Keep telling yourself that, kid.

Again, look at your post count, look at your join date. Compare it to mine. :lol


The rest of your friends are out living life and getting laid while you and your 14 "LeBron Fam" alts cyber-high five each other over petty message board "victories".

Have you ever even felt a breast before? (that WASN'T your mom's/sister's/cousin's)

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/2c/2cc507aea98e9e7ee077af4918b4e7fd5d95cb0f116836b941 3de73c398d7c74.jpg

cringe

just trying way too hard

IllegalD
10-11-2015, 10:54 AM
cringe

just trying way too hard

Your obsession with me is cringe.

You always have the same cringey response to everything.

And :roll: at you accusing ANYONE on this board of "trying too hard". When the 1st page is literally festered with threads started by retards like Dubeta and his many alts and the gayass "LeBron Fam" that you rep.

BTW, your f*cking username is "ISHGoat" :lol

F*CK OUTTA HERE with "trying too hard", n*gga!

F*cking hypocrite. :roll:

sd3035
10-11-2015, 11:00 AM
Keep telling yourself that, kid.

Again, look at your post count, look at your join date. Compare it to mine. :lol


The rest of your friends are out living life and getting laid while you and your 14 "LeBron Fam" alts cyber-high five each other over petty message board "victories".

Have you ever even felt a breast before? (that WASN'T your mom's/sister's/cousin's)

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/2c/2cc507aea98e9e7ee077af4918b4e7fd5d95cb0f116836b941 3de73c398d7c74.jpg


http://www.scenecleanmn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Crime-Scene-e1346705897809-550x295.jpg

Mr Feeny
10-11-2015, 11:15 AM
LOL at this beta stalking roundmounds posts. :lol
#rentfree
#werunthisplace

I noticed that:oldlol: illegallyD has no life:bowdown:

IllegalD
10-11-2015, 11:21 AM
I noticed that:oldlol: illegallyD has no life:bowdown:

Almost 3K posts in a year.

That means by the time you're my age you'll have like 30K posts. (on just one alt) :applause: :lol

But keep talking about "no life", kid. :banana:

KembaWalker
10-11-2015, 11:24 AM
Your obsession with me is cringe.

You always have the same cringey response to everything.

And :roll: at you accusing ANYONE on this board of "trying too hard". When the 1st page is literally festered with threads started by retards like Dubeta and his many alts and the gayass "LeBron Fam" that you rep.

BTW, your f*cking username is "ISHGoat" :lol

F*CK OUTTA HERE with "trying too hard", n*gga!

F*cking hypocrite. :roll:

:biggums:

Hello 911, I'd like to report a double homicide up in here

IllegalD bodybaggin two LeBron family members, damn

Jameerthefear
10-11-2015, 11:31 AM
Illegal D melting down :roll:
Dude needs to get a ****ing life. 30 years old and still on these message boards

KembaWalker
10-11-2015, 11:33 AM
Illegal D melting down :roll:
Dude needs to get a ****ing life. 30 years old and still on these message boards

>Tells another poster to get a life
>Has 44,075 posts

Do you see the problem here jameer?

IllegalD
10-11-2015, 11:35 AM
Illegal D melting down :roll:
Dude needs to get a ****ing life. 30 years old and still on these message boards

Ok Mr. 44 K Posts. :roll:

I'm actually shocked you've found time between beating off to hentai, humping your waifu pillow, and following your sh*t Orlando Magic to make that many posts.

:yaohappy:

Why is it the losers with the highest post count the ones giving opinions about "having no life"? :confusedshrug: :hammerhead: :facepalm

Jameerthefear
10-11-2015, 11:45 AM
>Tells another poster to get a life
>Has 44,075 posts

Do you see the problem here jameer?
I have no idea who you are.

sd3035
10-11-2015, 11:47 AM
Jameer getting bodybagged :roll:

KembaWalker
10-11-2015, 11:54 AM
I have no idea who you are.

Keep it that way.

Jameerthefear
10-11-2015, 11:55 AM
Jameer getting bodybagged :roll:
Uhm, who are you? :oldlol:

24-Inch_Chrome
10-11-2015, 11:57 AM
You care. That's why you made this thread.

HOoopCityJones
10-11-2015, 12:14 PM
RIP Lebron fam and their attack poodle Jameer.

Illegal straight murdered ni99as in here. :roll:

Dr Hawk
10-11-2015, 12:35 PM
Kenneth cares a lot

sd3035
10-11-2015, 12:43 PM
Uhm, who are you? :oldlol:

someone who isn't in love with cartoons

20Four
10-11-2015, 12:47 PM
Uhm, who are you? :oldlol:
isnt that what your mom and dad said when you tried to go to them? Yo lil kid, dont make me fvck you up too....I was going to pay for your ticket to come to cali but i dont know if your parents would let you, and I dont want to end up fvcking up a lil kid over some stupid shit, unless you wanna fight go PM me, ill take on all leBRONZE family, yall aint shit to me

warriorfan
10-11-2015, 12:47 PM
Keep it that way.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kevin-garnett-reaction.gif

Mr. Jabbar
10-11-2015, 12:49 PM
Ima HUgE fan of jameer ans his hentai BUT he has been slayed 3 times in this very thread page. Still rooting hard for his future posts.

dubeta
10-11-2015, 12:51 PM
Illegal D melting down :roll:
Dude needs to get a ****ing life. 30 years old and still on these message boards

:lol :roll:

sportjames23
10-11-2015, 02:02 PM
someone who isn't in love with cartoons


Big fan of Jameer, but he just got slaughtered here.