Unsolved Mysteries: Who Was The NY Knicks Cuck?

[DonDadda59]

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On March 27th, 1997 the Notorious B.I.G. AKA Biggie Smalls' second studio album 'Life After Death' was released, a few weeks after the rapper was slain in a still unsolved murder in California. One of the most well known and infamous tracks was #12 on the first CD titled 'I Got A Story to Tell'.

The Track W/ Lyrics (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Up5grTQfRw)

Now there was much chatter in NYC at the time about whether or not the story was actually true and if so, who was the cuckold on the Knicks. Years later in 2014, John Starks- the main cuck suspect, went on Highly Questionable with Dan LeBatard and confirmed that the story was accurate, but that he was in fact not the cuck in question:

https://youtu.be/Jk4GQLdYVzU?t=2m2s

Mr. Starks, an upstanding gentleman- a 'real nigguh' in street parlance, refused to divulge who the cuck was although he made it clear he knew his identity.

So all these years later, we still don't know for certain who it was that Biggie absolutely clowned and turned into the ultimate cuckold ballad. But it seems the King of New York may have taken the secret of the man's identity with him to the grave.

So can the ISH community and its world class detectives piece this mystery together? Can we conclude once and for all which one of dem 6'5" nigguhs it was? Derek Harper? Doug Christie? Hubert Davis? Allan Houston?

Who (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vufUyWlupFA)? :confusedshrug:

[BasedTom]

houston

[warriorfan]

Unsolved Mysteries - ISH Edition

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[DonDadda59]

houston

What do you base your conclusion on?

[Akrazotile]

It was not a literal account, but a cryptic prophesy of a cuck that would one day come.


It is Melo.

[DonDadda59]

Doug Christie is my main suspect. Anyone who watched basketball in the early 00s during the Kings glory days remembers what a shameless, proud whipped piece of shit Christie was.

For those who were too young to witness that shameful and disgusting 'marriage', google 'Doug Christie whipped' and prepare your cringe reflex for some rough shit.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2374057298/whipped.jpg

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/jackiedoug.jpg

^These are actual pictures Dougie took with his wife.

Christie was 6'5", played on the Knicks from '94-96 (fleeing to Toronto inexplicably the next year, I wonder why), and is a known and documented cuckold and stalkerforlife level beta.

He probably set the whole Biggie thing up so he could get off later that day while getting strap on f*cked with the thought of the King of New York plowing his wife running through his head. :facepalm


It was not a literal account, but a cryptic prophesy of a cuck that would one day come.


It is Melo.

With Melo's propensity for allowing dark-skinned gentlemen to run through his wife, on international television no less, there is no doubt the Black Frank White would've had honey nut cheerios for breakfast on numerous occasions if he were alive today.

[niko]

OMG Christie. What a ****ing ***** he was. His wife called to make sure that there was no women around for him to see.

[DonDadda59]

OMG Christie. What a ****ing ***** he was. His wife called to make sure that there was no women around for him to see.

That's only the beginning...

[QUOTE]PRO BASKETBALL; The Christies Are Keeping Temptation On the Ropes

By Mike Wise
Published: May 24, 2002

SACRAMENTO, May 23

[BlakFrankWhite]

Haha, shit...even before opening this thread I knew you'd be referring to the Biggie song.

GOAT.

[1987_Lakers]

Anyone remember when Christie got in a fight with Rick Fox during a preseason game? Wasn't Christie's fight trying to join in on the fight or something?:oldlol:

[BlakFrankWhite]

Biggie had one hell of a p3nis

Faith Evans, Charli Baltimore were smking hot...not to forget that ugly hoe lil kim..

All 3 are still madly in love with him.

[DonDadda59]

Biggie had one hell of a p3nis

Faith Evans, Charli Baltimore were smking hot...not to forget that ugly hoe lil kim..

All 3 are still madly in love with him.

Black and ugly as ever, however...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47g2UG6debg :pimp: :bowdown:

[BlakFrankWhite]

Black and ugly as ever, however...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47g2UG6debg :pimp: :bowdown:

Mannnn

Could you belive his luck? By 1997 he was the undisputed king of hip hop..his main rival for the throne was dead...and he had a lengthy reign ahead of him...coz Jay, Snoop, Nas were good but not on his level

Whyd he have to got to LA..its obvious that city was hostile territory..he was like a sitting duck out there.

[BlakFrankWhite]

Check this out

Biggie rapping at the speed of light

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tfxvgi0i1nc

[oarabbus]

OMG Christie. What a ****ing ***** he was. His wife called to make sure that there was no women around for him to see.


Meanwhile Andrei Kirilenko's wife turns a blind eye to him banging (at least) one chick who isn't her, every year, to keep him in the marriage :lol

[nightprowler10]

That's only the beginning...



Holy mother of GOD, has there ever been a more beta Human Being in the History of Human Beings? I can't imagine there has been.
Good god. He married his mommy.

[RidonKs]

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sorry thought u said yankees

[Legends66NBA7]

Anyone remember when Christie got in a fight with Rick Fox during a preseason game? Wasn't Christie's fight trying to join in on the fight or something?:oldlol:

It was actually Rick Fox who jumped him in back when both got ejected. Christie punched him in the jaw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPILIe_xxsY