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stalkerforlife
10-23-2015, 12:10 AM
Originally Posted by Vaniiiia
Spend all my time on here..... what are you, a ****ing jackass? I've mastered the internet.

Once I learned about google as an ambitious HUNGRY 12 year old kid, it changed EVERYTHING.

You mean making straight A's and playing sports aren't all there is to life? You mean the kids constantly hanging from my nuts to hang out with them, aren't around?

I can use the gift my wonderful parents gave me. And be truly free for the first time.

Myspace, youtube, bodybuildingforum, OH MY! I don't have to keep my thoughts to myself anymore. About how everybody else is beneath me in every aspect of life. These ADD immature mother ****ers.

So we grew up. High school came and I was the king. Everything happened for me.

The same girl who's been on my nuts since 5th grade. You know... the rich niece of a college football head coach? I popped her cherry. If there was every an alpha chick it was her. She toyed with me in grade school. ****ing used me for my good looks. ****ing called me everyday. Came over one day unexpected in 6th grade with all the other popular girls. I was in the living room with my dad watching a movie. (couple years before I ended up ****ing her)

*Ding dong*


WHAT THE ****?!!!!!!!! I'm shell shocked. See, we lived in a uppity neighborhood, where the upper middle class folk lived. On a couple acres of land. Houses have a good distance from them. OK....

So I never expected them to show up.

They're being loud, laughing to themselves. HAHAHA DIDN'T EXPECT US LMAO OMG!!!!!!!!!

My dad overhears them, curious to whats going on comes over and introduces himself. (he's the cool dad so it's ok... )

Asks them if they want a tour of the house. SURE OF COURSE HAHAHA OMG, they accept.

....

Now, this day will live in infamy. Because it was the day I realized I could have anything in this world I could ever want. Obviously as a 12 year old, I was used to it by then. But that day it officially hit me. I'M THE ****ING MAN.

Yes, me. I. Am. The ****ing man.

Good looks, good parents, athletic ability, smarts, and a perfect personality.

Yep. Anything I want is mine. And I'm still barely scratching the surface.

Ok, I admit it. I wasn't big or good enough to make it pro. (it kills me everyday, but it does get easier)

I realize now I don't have to beat myself up over not making it. I was better at baseball, but my passion was basketball. And honestly, I could've had a future in football because of my natural playmaking instincts. Speed, hands, and nobody could get me down. It was like I was built to avoid tacklers. My ancestors running away and avoiding dangerous predators finally, over millions of years, culminated into me. THE GUY.

But I'm not big enough? But the black dudes are more athletic? Took me a long time to accept that.

Smashing chicks left and right. Still angry. Making good money. Still angry. Have the brightest future EVER. Still angry.

Because I couldn't make it?

That's so silly man. So. ****ing. silly. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.

Vaniiiia
10-23-2015, 12:15 AM
What the **** is wrong with you dude?

That's the ramblings of a ****ing raging narcissist

You're an ass

stalkerforlife
10-23-2015, 12:16 AM
What the **** is wrong with you dude?

That's the ramblings of a ****ing raging narcissist

You're an ass

:roll:

poido123
10-23-2015, 12:17 AM
Simon's ego has eaten his soul away.


The guy goes off on crazy rants which make me wonder if he should be in a mental asylum.



He's his own biggest fan I suppose. I'm fascinated by his depth of deliriousness.

stalkerforlife
10-23-2015, 12:18 AM
Simon's ego has eaten his soul away.


The guy goes off on crazy rants which make me wonder if he should be in a mental asylum.



He's his own biggest fan I suppose. I'm fascinated by his depth of deliriousness.

I did the same thing on the internet when I was a teenager. He has delusions of grandeur to mask the pain of his existence.

I hope he grows out of it.

Vaniiiia
10-23-2015, 12:19 AM
:roll:
Of course you're around to quote that. Why? I have no idea.

Nobody is gonna care man. That post is garbage on a ton of different levels. It was an accident, I was literally talking to myself and in a split second hit the submit button

My slow ass internet had that loading screen up for like 2 minutes so i couldnt delete it fast enough

Just edit this and delete your post in the other thread, this could very well end my career and reputation on here

You want more classics? Do what I say

stalkerforlife
10-23-2015, 12:21 AM
Of course you're around to quote that. Why? I have no idea.

Nobody is gonna care man. That post is garbage on a ton of different levels. It was an accident, I was literally talking to myself and in a split second hit the submit button

My slow ass internet had that loading screen up for like 2 minutes so i couldnt delete it fast enough

Just edit this and delete your post in the other thread, this could very well end my career and reputation on here

You want more classics? Do what I say

LMAO

Love you, bro. You should be a stand up comedian.

poido123
10-23-2015, 12:23 AM
Of course you're around to quote that. Why? I have no idea.

Nobody is gonna care man. That post is garbage on a ton of different levels. It was an accident, I was literally talking to myself and in a split second hit the submit button

My slow ass internet had that loading screen up for like 2 minutes so i couldnt delete it fast enough

Just edit this and delete your post in the other thread, this could very well end my career and reputation on here

You want more classics? Do what I say



Aren't you rich?

stalkerforlife
10-23-2015, 12:24 AM
Aren't you rich?

:lol

He probably lives in a trailer with his chain smoking, alcoholic mother.

He's still funny as shit, though.

Vaniiiia
10-23-2015, 12:25 AM
LMAO

Love you, bro. You should be a stand up comedian.
That takes comedic talent. Something I ain't got.

I'm a legend for being a cool yet disciplined young dude who dishes out life advice and eats healthy

Reading that just makes me cringe. I'm not usually a self-deprecating bitch like you are, but wow. Damage control.

Hopefully jeff listens to my pm to ban you for this. If I say delete why not just do it?

Nobody cares about this shit BUT YOU AND POIDO. This isn't what you think it is.

KNOW1EDGE
10-23-2015, 12:25 AM
Somebody post Simon's picture again plz

Vaniiiia
10-23-2015, 12:28 AM
Aren't you rich?
Well, I haven't shutdown my computer in probably two weeks

It's not that my internet is slow, it's that my computer is begging me to get the **** off so it can rest and restore.

I've been popping pills stressing about these papers. It's borderline hilarious how meltdown worthy this is.

But I'm completely sane. :oldlol:

Don't isolate yourself. Don't pop pills and then not be able to get off. You'd be a ****ing idiot to do something like that. ( I only smoke weed though )

poido123
10-23-2015, 12:28 AM
Somebody post Simon's picture again plz



http://s15.postimg.org/e7lo5o1jf/The_Simon_Family.png

stalkerforlife
10-23-2015, 12:29 AM
Somebody post Simon's picture again plz

http://s30.postimg.org/k7tbiixwh/Budaddi_PIC_trannny.jpg

Vaniiiia
10-23-2015, 12:31 AM
Somewhere in whichita simon is shaking his head right now. :roll:

My bad man. I need to stop coming here. Jesus christ I've become a cancer.

Alright i'm done, probably forever.

outbreak
10-23-2015, 12:34 AM
anyone have the video of him at the OKC game where he sounds like a 12 year old who's voice hasn't broken yet?

poido123
10-23-2015, 12:34 AM
Well, I haven't shutdown my computer in probably two weeks

It's not that my internet is slow, it's that my computer is begging me to get the **** off so it can rest and restore.

I've been popping pills stressing about these papers. It's borderline hilarious how meltdown worthy this is.

But I'm completely sane. :oldlol:

Don't isolate yourself. Don't pop pills and then not be able to get off. You'd be a ****ing idiot to do something like that. ( I only smoke weed though )


http://static.gamespot.com/uploads/original/903/9035466/2378493-7959429225-iY0XH.gif

stalkerforlife
10-23-2015, 12:35 AM
http://s15.postimg.org/e7lo5o1jf/The_Simon_Family.png

LMAO

stalkerforlife
10-23-2015, 12:36 AM
Somebody post Simon's picture again plz

http://s24.postimg.org/tupsl2b8l/good_looks_good.jpg

poido123
10-23-2015, 12:37 AM
http://s24.postimg.org/tupsl2b8l/good_looks_good.jpg



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