The Valley
11-06-2015, 12:56 AM
Inspired hy Jameers thread. Let's get some story time going
I've only snubbed a waiter once. Senior year of HS me and like 6 or 7 other dudes all met up at my friends house and decided to get high off our asses. I'm talking volcano vape, dabs, bong rips, joints, blunts, edibles, you name it. Maybe one of the top 5 highs of my life.
Anyway, we went to Buffalo Wild Wings and none of us hid the fact that we were blazed, but we were in a state with relaxed laws so it wasn't a big deal. The waitress took our order and then she went off into the corner of the restaurant and started talking to who i think was the manager. The manager then picked up a phone and made a phone call. I didn't see any of this but one of my friends did and pointed it our when the manager was staring at our table while talking on the phone. I don't think anybody thought too much of this until like 20 minutes after when 2 cops walked in and stood about 20 feet away from us and just started hanging out. At this point we knew what had happened. The cops couldn't do anything to us while we were eating so they were waiting for us to go in the parking lot and get in a car so they could **** us. We of course were not going to fall for that shit so we waited and waited and waited for the cops to give up and leave. We eventually finished our food but of course we weren't leaving until the cops were gone first. It took forever but finally the cops gave up, walked up and talked to the manager, then left.
All of my friends completely snubbed her on the tip but I was generous and left a $0.01 tip and wrote "I hope you die in a car accident" on the bottom just for good measure.
I've only snubbed a waiter once. Senior year of HS me and like 6 or 7 other dudes all met up at my friends house and decided to get high off our asses. I'm talking volcano vape, dabs, bong rips, joints, blunts, edibles, you name it. Maybe one of the top 5 highs of my life.
Anyway, we went to Buffalo Wild Wings and none of us hid the fact that we were blazed, but we were in a state with relaxed laws so it wasn't a big deal. The waitress took our order and then she went off into the corner of the restaurant and started talking to who i think was the manager. The manager then picked up a phone and made a phone call. I didn't see any of this but one of my friends did and pointed it our when the manager was staring at our table while talking on the phone. I don't think anybody thought too much of this until like 20 minutes after when 2 cops walked in and stood about 20 feet away from us and just started hanging out. At this point we knew what had happened. The cops couldn't do anything to us while we were eating so they were waiting for us to go in the parking lot and get in a car so they could **** us. We of course were not going to fall for that shit so we waited and waited and waited for the cops to give up and leave. We eventually finished our food but of course we weren't leaving until the cops were gone first. It took forever but finally the cops gave up, walked up and talked to the manager, then left.
All of my friends completely snubbed her on the tip but I was generous and left a $0.01 tip and wrote "I hope you die in a car accident" on the bottom just for good measure.