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Jameerthefear
11-11-2015, 04:53 PM
No legendary pokemon.

Imo, Steelix, Charizard, and Jolteon would be a good trio.

Steelix is pretty much invincible to zombies, Charizard for flying + times you need heavy firepower or fire. And Jolteon when you need electricity plus a cool dog like companion.

outbreak
11-11-2015, 04:58 PM
Dragonite (has electric moves and some water moves and I think he was the toughest non legendary?), Gengar (he's a ghost so he would be immune to zombies as he's already dead) and Charizard (burn up hordes of walkers and transportation).

outbreak
11-11-2015, 04:59 PM
Question:
Do I get to teach them any moves prior to setting up the Pokemon?

If so flying Pokemon would work best

Charizard, Dragonite.

Then I will need something to provide me some nutrition.

Exeggcute. Plus they're portable.

Teach Dragonite a water move and an electrical move. Instant survival usage

Charizard can worry about strength and fire attack.

People eat slow poke tails and they apparently grow back.

Jameerthefear
11-11-2015, 05:04 PM
Question:
Do I get to teach them any moves prior to setting up the Pokemon?

If so flying Pokemon would work best

Charizard, Dragonite.

Then I will need something to provide me some nutrition.

Exeggcute. Plus they're portable.

Teach Dragonite a water move and an electrical move. Instant survival usage

Charizard can worry about strength and fire attack (warms up food)
let's say limit to 5 moves.

ballup
11-11-2015, 05:06 PM
But do we get legendaries?

outbreak
11-11-2015, 05:06 PM
Does it have as much nutritional impact as eggs from Exeggcute? Exeggcute has the move egg bomb. Plop it some place that's clean and eat the top.
But their part poison aren't they?

outbreak
11-11-2015, 05:07 PM
But do we get legendaries?
No but you get a reading the OP for dummies book.

JEFFERSON MONEY
11-11-2015, 05:10 PM
Scyther: Let me ride you up in the trees for protection
Gyarados: Catch me some fish nikka
Arcanine: All around protective doggie

Jameerthefear
11-11-2015, 05:16 PM
scyther is a good choice especially to clear out a room

poido123
11-11-2015, 05:19 PM
No offense, but wasn't Pokemon meant for kids?

outbreak
11-11-2015, 05:23 PM
No offense, but wasn't Pokemon meant for kids?

Were you born a fully grown adult? It's possible considering I've lost more than a few watches while visiting your mum....

outbreak
11-11-2015, 05:24 PM
Yeah, but Scyther's chances of getting bitten increases just because of closer contact.

I can't afford to have my Pokemon turn into zombies.

Also the 5 moveset? Definitely going to keep my lineup.
that's why you need a ghost type so they can't be infected and are immune to the zombies.

poido123
11-11-2015, 05:26 PM
Were you born a fully grown adult? It's possible considering I've lost more than a few watches while visiting your mum....


:lol


No, but I no longer watch Astro Boy, Voltron, He Man and other childhood shows.


I guess we grow up. Some of us are still living that Peter Pan life.

Jameerthefear
11-11-2015, 05:26 PM
Yeah, but Scyther's chances of getting bitten increases just because of closer contact.

I can't afford to have my Pokemon turn into zombies.

Also the 5 moveset? Definitely going to keep my lineup.
True, but if 10 year olds can dodge zombies easily then a Scyther is having no trouble at all. They move FAST

Jameerthefear
11-11-2015, 05:27 PM
:lol


No, but I no longer watch Astro Boy, Voltron, He Man and other childhood shows.


I guess we grow up. Some of us are still living that Peter Pan life.
Astro Boy? Don't you give me shit for watching anime? You watched anime as a kid and you didn't even know it :roll:

outbreak
11-11-2015, 05:28 PM
:lol


No, but I no longer watch Astro Boy, Voltron, He Man and other childhood shows.


I guess we grow up. Some of us are still living that Peter Pan life.

Haven't watched the show since I was a kid but the games are still fun and well made.

outbreak
11-11-2015, 05:28 PM
Well then, I guess you can't go wrong with any strong Pokemon, but I like to pick things with the highest chance of success rate even with 3 Pokemon on my side.

3 magikarps :rockon:

bigkingsfan
11-11-2015, 05:30 PM
Chansey - healing
Meowth - a companion that can talk
Dragonite - The HM slave, do it all. Cut, fly, surf, strength, waterfall, rock smash, dive. :bowdown:

fiddy
11-11-2015, 05:31 PM
pokeman and hombie apocalypse? this thread couldnt get any gayer than that

outbreak
11-11-2015, 05:31 PM
pokeman and hombie apocalypse? this thread couldnt get any gayer than that

How about we list our top 5 pokemon for **** size?

poido123
11-11-2015, 05:33 PM
Astro Boy? Don't you give me shit for watching anime? You watched anime as a kid and you didn't even know it :roll:



As a kid, I watched cartoons. As a kid. You're too old and the fact you look at anime underage girls is what I find disturbing...

Jameerthefear
11-11-2015, 05:35 PM
Chansey - healing
Meowth - a companion that can talk
Dragonite - The HM slave, do it all. Cut, fly, surf, strength, waterfall, rock smash, dive. :bowdown:
only that meowth can talk tho

Jameerthefear
11-11-2015, 05:36 PM
As a kid, I watched cartoons. As a kid. You're too old and the fact you look at anime underage girls is what I find disturbing...
Astro Boy is an ANIME.

Jameerthefear
11-11-2015, 05:37 PM
Everyone lowkey sleeping on my Steelix pick. He's indestructable, plus can dig and burrow out holes for me to live. Could singlehandedly take out hundreds of zombies. Only issue is feeding him.. what do Steelixes eat?

Jameerthefear
11-11-2015, 05:43 PM
Rocks?

You want to live in a hole? Plus how is he going to defend your home from incoming zombies without wrecking it?
I don't necessarily WANT to but if I have to it's an option for me. If I had a house and maybe a gate surrounding it he can clear out a horde if they come all at the same time easily with Iron Tail and Hyperbeam
Also, if we meet other survivors who want to hurt us he's a good intimidation tactic

Real14
11-11-2015, 05:53 PM
Jaqueer's deceased ass getting ethered once again:roll:

ballup
11-11-2015, 05:57 PM
No but you get a reading the OP for dummies book.
Just so we're clear, no legendaries?

Jameerthefear
11-11-2015, 05:58 PM
Just so we're clear, no legendaries?
:coleman:
No legends

outbreak
11-11-2015, 06:08 PM
:coleman:
No legends
what about mega evoloutions

Jameerthefear
11-11-2015, 06:08 PM
You can just fly to an uninhabited island and live there with the flying pokemon. Don't need to live in a house surrounded by ground infested zombies. If there are zombies, then there clearly aren't enough of them such that killing them all in one day is possible.

Save your Pokemon from stress. Save you some stress.
Yes, but you have to FIND that island... and say you wanted to help other survivors maybe and repopulate the world :D

Jameerthefear
11-11-2015, 06:10 PM
what about mega evoloutions
Hmm, those are fair game

ballup
11-11-2015, 06:10 PM
:coleman:
No legends
Awww man. Totally woulda picked Articuno.:(

Draz
11-11-2015, 06:13 PM
Funny because I'm having a walking dead marathon the past few weeks. Love it.

Now, to come to a conclusion my top three Pokemon would be

1. Charizard (burns the zombies, creates warmth, provides fire to cook, can navigate and fly)
2. Blastoise (provides water, freezes zombies, navigate through water)
3. Steelix (can't get bit, can create tunnels, muscle through walkers)

This was pretty hard tbh.
You have to be realistic about your chances of surviving based on your selection.

ballup
11-11-2015, 06:42 PM
Got my picks

http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/3/3e/Juanita_Golurk_Black_Fly.png/800px-Juanita_Golurk_Black_Fly.png
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/1/13/241Miltank.png/600px-241Miltank.png
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/4/48/Marlon_Mantine.png/800px-Marlon_Mantine.png

Jameerthefear
11-11-2015, 07:04 PM
Funny because I'm having a walking dead marathon the past few weeks. Love it.

Now, to come to a conclusion my top three Pokemon would be

1. Charizard (burns the zombies, creates warmth, provides fire to cook, can navigate and fly)
2. Blastoise (provides water, freezes zombies, navigate through water)
3. Steelix (can't get bit, can create tunnels, muscle through walkers)

This was pretty hard tbh.
You have to be realistic about your chances of surviving based on your selection.
Bot sleeping on Steelix

outbreak
11-11-2015, 07:35 PM
Bot sleeping on Steelix
you're all sleeping on gengar, dudes a ghost he's immune to zombies completely.

24-Inch_Chrome
11-11-2015, 07:43 PM
Metagross (immune to zombies because ****ing steel), Dragonite (can mother****ing FLY and SWIM), Alakazam (because he's a ****ing genius).

I also get mega-stones for Metagross and Alakazam.

Jailblazers7
11-11-2015, 07:49 PM
Wouldn't you just need Charizard? Fly away whenever you want and he can make fire for cooking/warmth. And just burn up anything in your way. Finding water should be easy since he can just fly to a lake or something.

bladefd
11-11-2015, 07:54 PM
1. Pikachu for best friend, laughter & to keep company
2. Dragonite for clearing out an entire neighborhood in minutes while flying. He can learn same moves as Charizard and even more. Very versatile.
3. Tyranitar.. He can make very loud noise to attract all zombies within 25 mile radius. Dragonite would sweep in from the air and kill them all. The greatest 1-2 super-punch ever.

zoom17
11-11-2015, 08:33 PM
I'm trying something different the three worst Pokemons to have.

1.Snorlex- You never know when he sleeps on you.

2. Sideduck -lol

3.Magikarp -Useless

Draz
11-11-2015, 08:43 PM
Blastoise can catch fish
Charizard can catch birds

red1
11-11-2015, 08:45 PM
1 male charizard and 2 female charizards. then breed that shit

Game. Over.

Draz
11-11-2015, 08:47 PM
1 male charizard and 2 female charizards. then breed that shit

Game. Over.
What about 3 male Charizards.. Asking for a friend

red1
11-11-2015, 08:49 PM
What about 3 male Charizards.. Asking for a friend
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/59087214.jpg

Jameerthefear
11-11-2015, 11:51 PM
Miltank is a good pick. Infinite milk. Yum

bigkingsfan
11-11-2015, 11:59 PM
1 male charizard and 2 female charizards. then breed that shit

Game. Over.
You need the day care man to breed, no soup for you.

Draz
11-12-2015, 12:39 AM
Lmao. I remember the day care :lol

red1
11-12-2015, 01:50 AM
You need the day care man to breed, no soup for you.
Bitch I would have three charizards. Old men would be lining up to daycare the shit out of them

Nick Young
11-12-2015, 03:49 AM
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/b/b8/059Arcanine.png/250px-059Arcanine.png
Arcanine: He's a dog so he's awesome. He can hunt animals and cook it with his fire moves. He'll act as the guard alarm and will wake up and start barking any time shit seems bad, dogs got that 6th sense to danger. He also can launch fire, which is one of the best things to use vs zombies. Let's be real, Arcanine is the coolest pokemon.


http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/d/dd/357Tropius.png/250px-357Tropius.png
Tropius: This guy can fly, and he also grows an endless supply of food. From the pokedex: [QUOTE] [I]Children of the southern tropics eat as snacks the fruit that grows in bunches around the neck of Tropius. This Pok

bigkingsfan
11-12-2015, 03:55 AM
All your pokemons going to faint without a healer.

Smook B
11-12-2015, 03:55 AM
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/b/b8/059Arcanine.png/250px-059Arcanine.png
Arcanine: He's a dog so he's awesome. He can hunt animals and cook it with his fire moves. He'll act as the guard alarm and will wake up and start barking any time shit seems bad, dogs got that 6th sense to danger. He also can launch fire, which is one of the best things to use vs zombies. Let's be real, Arcanine is the coolest pokemon.


http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/d/dd/357Tropius.png/250px-357Tropius.png
Tropius: This guy can fly, and he also grows an endless supply of food. From the pokedex: This guy would be the escape route and main means of travel. Plus he's a massive dinosaur. He's big and can carry supplies.

http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/d/da/245Suicune.png/250px-245Suicune.png
Suicune: From the Pokedex:


I have watched Naked and Afraid and I know one of the most important things in survival is getting purified water. Suicune can purify any water I find. He's also a dog, so can take watchdog shifts with Arcanine, and due to his water powers, he can put out any fires Arcanine sets, and he also knows Ice moves, which are useful vs Zombies. He can also hunt, and freeze any food or meat I find, that Arcanine can reheat and cook whenever.












This is the perfect team in case of zombie invasion. It is also a solid Fire/Water/Grass core.

Nice choices :applause:

Nick Young
11-12-2015, 04:47 AM
All your pokemons going to faint without a healer.
dawg they ain't going to be taking damage. You're right, the phucked if they get bitten though, as am I.

Can Chansey or Blissey combat zombie bites? If so, that makes it too easy.

Can Chansey go back in its pokeball or does it stay outside? I imagine the fact that it's a fat slow immobile blob would work against your survival if it can't go back in its ball.

bigkingsfan
11-12-2015, 06:26 AM
It's not immobile. Pokedex :
"It walks carefully to prevent its egg from breaking. However, it is extremely fast at running away."
" It is said to deliver happiness. Being compassionate, it shares its eggs with injured people."


Healer (ability)
May heal an ally's status conditions. This is on top of healing HP. :pimp:

Nick Young
11-12-2015, 06:59 AM
It's fast upon escaping, that's exactly what's needed. GJ on that front, chansey.

What does the pokedex say about Chansey's ability to heal zombie bites? Conventional medicine doesn't work to cure zombiesm, so conventional Chansey healing might not either.

Chansey can heal status conditions but in the pokemon universe, the only status conditions are poisoned, paralyzed, asleep, burned and frozen.

There is nothing to suggest that Chanseys have the ability to heal infections or viruses.

bballnoob1192
11-12-2015, 01:54 PM
Alakazham for teleports > Flying pokemon plus his psychic can levitate me and mind control other humans to serve as my slave.

Arcanine has extremespeed so i can just ride on his back while he annilates everything with flamethrower = 100% safety

Chansey to heal everyone and everything plus free eggs for life yo :pimp:

bballnoob1192
11-12-2015, 01:55 PM
Nice choices :applause:
i thought no legendaries tho?

Draz
11-12-2015, 02:35 PM
No legendarys you flaming faggts

Nick Young
11-12-2015, 03:15 PM
No legendarys you flaming faggts
Suicune ain't no legendary. it's allowed in competitive video game battles so it would be allowed in the Zombie Apocalypse.

24-Inch_Chrome
11-12-2015, 03:19 PM
Suicune ain't no legendary. it's allowed in competitive video game battles so it would be allowed in the Zombie Apocalypse.

Suicune IS a legendary. There's a difference between competitive Pokemon tiers and legendary status.

Draz
11-12-2015, 03:31 PM
Fine then I get to use digimons

Draz
11-12-2015, 03:35 PM
1. Omnimon
2. Charizard
3. Steelix


Also like to add that Aguman > Pikachu

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/14/146991/3636500-3640296004-model.jpg

I jizzed when I was a kid to this guy

Nick Young
11-12-2015, 03:39 PM
Suicune IS a legendary. There's a difference between competitive Pokemon tiers and legendary status.
Alright my third teammate replacing suicune is Scizor.

A ninja bug made of steel, completely immune to zombitis, who can go in and singlehandedly take down armies of undead without any risk of infection.

Draz
11-12-2015, 03:39 PM
Gonna rewatch the digimon series.

Digimon was > Pokemon in terms of video games and really had a good chance overall.

Draz
11-12-2015, 03:41 PM
I had this digimon game where they fought like tekken for ps1

Man that game was crazy. FCK :( they need to remake it

Dbrog
11-13-2015, 01:24 AM
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/6/68/623Golurk.png/250px-623Golurk.png

Golurk is my clear choice for flying AND protection (scouting, killing, etc). I mean it is a ****ing ghost golem that can turn into a cannon or rocket. It LITERALLY was "created by an ancient civilization to protect people and Pok