Bill Simmons DESTROYS Kobe and the Lakers

[JT123]

http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2015/11/13/9731886/la-lakers-byron-scott-kobe-bryant-bill-simmons

"The best thing Kobe could do for this team is just to pretend he's hurt," Simmons said, "but he won't do that right?"

[Mr. Jabbar]

You realize once kobe retires you become basically unemployed right?

[JT123]

You realize once kobe retires you become basically unemployed right?
Naw, Kobe is an attention whore. I'm sure he'll keep providing cringe worthy quotes long after he is done playing.

[HOoopCityJones]

You realize once kobe retires you become basically unemployed right?

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[TheImmortal]

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:roll:

[Magic 32]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgoV5u2WWJs

Forever...

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In before somebody posts the simmons layup gif

[SouBeachTalents]

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[AnaheimLakers24]

Jacoby is a stupid ass name

[stalkerforlife]

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:facepalm

Worst looking player i've seen since I saw Mexicans trying to head in baskets while I was in jail.

[sportjames23]

You realize once kobe retires you become basically unemployed right?


:lol :lol :lol

[Prime_Shaq]

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Context?

[Brokenbeat]

You realize once kobe retires you become basically unemployed right?


:applause: :oldlol:

[DaSeba5]

He says this like Kobe is young. Kobe is not supposed to be the savior of the team. He's looking to retire soon.

[dhsilv]

So i"m just looking at espn.com so kobe is shooting 16.2 shots a game in 29.2 minutes a game. For his career he shoots 19.6 in 36.5 minutes. So he's shooting 20.25 per 36.5.

He has a higher shot frequency this year than his career while putting up a sub 13 PER.

Kobe has completely refused to adapt to not being his old self and it's actually painful to watch.

[Magic 32]

You realize once kobe retires you become basically unemployed right?

I'm sure he had a lot of practice in his non-internet life.

[Smoke117]

You realize once kobe retires you become basically unemployed right?

cringe.

[Mr. Jabbar]

^^^^ This guy has 7.7k posts, all quoting me :applause:

[imdaman99]

He's a Boston guy that hates the Lakers with a passion. No surprise he is getting his parting shots in.

[JT123]

So i"m just looking at espn.com so kobe is shooting 16.2 shots a game in 29.2 minutes a game. For his career he shoots 19.6 in 36.5 minutes. So he's shooting 20.25 per 36.5.

He has a higher shot frequency this year than his career while putting up a sub 13 PER.

Kobe has completely refused to adapt to not being his old self and it's actually painful to watch.
Finally a non troll response. :cheers:
Completely agree on all counts

[Mr Feeny]

Jabbar is obsessed with OP:roll:

[ImKobe]

So i"m just looking at espn.com so kobe is shooting 16.2 shots a game in 29.2 minutes a game. For his career he shoots 19.6 in 36.5 minutes. So he's shooting 20.25 per 36.5.

He has a higher shot frequency this year than his career while putting up a sub 13 PER.

Kobe has completely refused to adapt to not being his old self and it's actually painful to watch.

That's cause he used to pass more, make plays for his teammates.

This year his role is just to shoot the basketball, but he's been terrible at it for the most part.

[HenryGarfunkle]

Jabbar is obsessed with OP:roll:
yeah buts lets all reluctantly laugh at his posts just because.

even though they make no sense and have no comedic value :oldlol:

[coin24]

Naw, Kobe is an attention whore. I'm sure he'll keep providing cringe worthy quotes long after he is done playing.


Kobe sure gets your attention with 10+ threads per day dedicated to him:lol
I'm sure you'll still follow every word he says after he retires being his biggest fan and having no life and all:cheers:

[Shade8780]

Thread is already cancer.

Kobe is an old fvck who needs to retire. Big Bill telling it how it is.

[SwayDizzle]

So i"m just looking at espn.com so kobe is shooting 16.2 shots a game in 29.2 minutes a game. For his career he shoots 19.6 in 36.5 minutes. So he's shooting 20.25 per 36.5.

He has a higher shot frequency this year than his career while putting up a sub 13 PER.

Kobe has completely refused to adapt to not being his old self and it's actually painful to watch.
That awkward moment when a hobbled 37 year old Kobe nearing retirement is still the best Laker on the court playing with a team that needs him to score otherwise diminishing any chance of keeping up with the opposing team. If you knew anything about adjusting, you would realize both management and the team are demanding he shoots this much. Kobe has adjusted his role on the Lakers more often than you can spell the word.

[Shade8780]

That awkward moment when a hobbled 37 year old Kobe nearing retirement is still the best Laker on the court playing with a team that needs him to score otherwise diminishing any chance of keeping up with the opposing team. If you knew anything about adjusting, you would realize both management and the team are demanding he shoots this much. Kobe has adjusted his role on the Lakers more often than you can spell the word.
:lol

The Lakers don't want to win. They're tanking hard to save that top 3 protected pick.

[Dr Hawk]

You realize once kobe retires you become basically unemployed right?

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[D-Wait]

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:lol :lol :lol

[Thorn]

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:roll:

KG has to be at worst in the top 5 of most GIF-able players

[IMObjective]

yeah buts lets all reluctantly laugh at his posts just because.

even though they make no sense and have no comedic value :oldlol:
Jabbar can still bring it. Humor is like baseball or picking up chicks. If you can hit at a .300 rate, that's not too bad.

[ralph_i_el]

That awkward moment when a hobbled 37 year old Kobe nearing retirement is still the best Laker on the court playing with a team that needs him to score otherwise diminishing any chance of keeping up with the opposing team. If you knew anything about adjusting, you would realize both management and the team are demanding he shoots this much. Kobe has adjusted his role on the Lakers more often than you can spell the word.

1. Untrue
2. If he wasn't paid $25m, maybe he'd have competent teammates

[Mr Feeny]

Jabbar can still bring it. Humor is like baseball or picking up chicks. If you can hit at a .300 rate, that's not too bad.I don't know. He used to he funny. It was always worth checking out his threads and you'd get the occasional laugh. He's regressed as drastically as his hero:lol
Nothing but venom, bitterness, and resentment now. And he seems to have something against JT123. Err...for some reason. Nothing short of pathetic at this point

Tbf I can understand his suffering given that he's on a basketball forum and his idol is plain atrocious at this point.

[Mr Feeny]

1. Untrue
2. If he wasn't paid $25m, maybe he'd have competent teammatesThis is exactly right. It's crazy how often you get a Kobe fanboys crying about how awful the Lakers are and being confused one someone mentions the link between Kobe's inflated contract and the state of the roster

[LikeMike]

So i"m just looking at espn.com so kobe is shooting 16.2 shots a game in 29.2 minutes a game. For his career he shoots 19.6 in 36.5 minutes. So he's shooting 20.25 per 36.5.

He has a higher shot frequency this year than his career while putting up a sub 13 PER.

Kobe has completely refused to adapt to not being his old self and it's actually painful to watch.

A complicated way of saying the obvious: Kobe sucks.

[Mr. Jabbar]

I see a couple of NO NAME bran stans trying to retire me in this thread :lol pathetic. Posters 10x times greater than these guys with the same rethoric been trying that for 3 years, miserably failing :pimp: .

I can destroy you guys in 1 post. If I decide not to is because I like having you around as punching bags.

[Gus Hemmingway]

I see a couple of NO NAME bran stans trying to retire me in this thread :lol pathetic. Posters 10x times greater than these guys with the same rethoric been trying that for 3 years, miserably failing :pimp: .

I can destroy you guys in 1 post. If I decide not to is because I like having you around as punching bags.

rethoric? Can you tell me what that means or is that even a word?:lol

[Mr. Jabbar]

^^^ I knew he'd come when I said "no name" "bran stan" and "punching bag", sure, lets draw attention with some spelling :oldlol:

[HenryGarfunkle]

rethoric? Can you tell me what that means or is that even a word?:lol
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[Cocaine80s]

I see a couple of NO NAME bran stans trying to retire me in this thread :lol pathetic. Posters 10x times greater than these guys with the same rethoric been trying that for 3 years, miserably failing :pimp: .

I can destroy you guys in 1 post. If I decide not to is because I like having you around as punching bags.
Youre trying too hard to be Budadiii

[Mr. Jabbar]

Youre trying too hard to be Budadiii

Lol, we have like 3 budadiii alts right now. I think thats enough :lol

[warriorfan]

oh god here comes nerdy AF budaddi trying to make fun of someone for typos on the internet again

cringe

[DoctorP]

Sure, Simmons, kick a Kobe when he's down. :lol

[Mr Feeny]

:roll: :roll:


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[AirTupac]

Youre trying too hard to be Budadiii

You are irrelevant bruh

[Chokefree]

Youre trying too hard to be Budadiii
and you're trying too hard to be liked in these forums......real talk, nobody gives 2 shits about you here, or in real life, so stop posting here and taking up space

[Gus Hemmingway]

damn Curry fam, that's all it took to behead your leader :lol :lol

no reinforcements? some family :facepalm


on to the next one :cheers:

[Mr Feeny]

and you're trying too hard to be liked in these forums......real talk, nobody gives 2 shits about you here, or in real life, so stop posting here and taking up space

Cocaine is part of ythe Bron family and is highly respected on these boards.

[Gus Hemmingway]

Chokefree's 21 posts = 90% quoting JT123 10% quoting Cocaine (take a look)

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[AlphaWolf24]

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[Mr. Jabbar]

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Game.

Set.

Match.

[Chokefree]

Chokefree's 21 posts = 90% quoting JT123 10% quoting Cocaine (take a look)

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are you Jt123 alt? I've seen you back him up out of no where when you're new here lmao stop playin son

[RidonKs]

if jesus had been born five years later, everyone would say shaq was the player of last decade, mj the player of the decade before that, and lebron the player of this decade. lebron has been chronologically displaced. this is a temporal error.

kobe is the player of a several months in february and one chilly night in toronto

[sportjames23]

Cocaine is part of ythe Bron family and is highly respected on these boards.


By who?

[DoctorP]

By who?

Alcoholics.