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FKAri
11-16-2015, 05:59 AM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=389300


Spanoulis is more built than LeBron or Wade. It's not even close. You clearly have never seen any of those 3 players in a game before.

LeBron is small compared to Spanoulis, in terms of muscularity. He's much taller and longer though, so he probably weighs 30-40 pounds more.

LeBron seems to be one of the strongest players in the NBA, so he's probably similar in pure strength to Spanoulis (who is the strongest player ever in Europe pound for pound).


Spanoulis is as buff and cut as any player in the NBA. The only difference is he does not use steroids and HGH like NBA players do. He's a natural freak athlete, unlike NBA players. If he was a doper like NBA players, those guys you posted (especially Wade and LeBron) would look puny compared to him. Hell, Wade and LeBron are not as cut or buff as Spanoulis is, even despite displaying obvious signs of doping.

It's also funny you had to look for pics of NBA guys flexing, to get pics even remotely comparable to how buff and cut Spanoulis is without flexing.


I said he is quicker than Westbrook, not more athletic. Westbrook is more athletic. I did not say he was "more athletic". I said he was quicker than Westbrook.

Although if he used NBA doping protocols, he might be as athletic as Westbrook.

Derrick Rose would not be top 20 in athleticism among Euroleague guards.

Of course Spanoulis is more athletic than Rose is. Rose is nowhere near as athletic as Spanoulis, nor many other guards in Euroleague, or even Eurocup.

The average Euroleague team probably has 4-6 players on it that are more athletic than Rose is.


Who is this beast he was referring to?


Well it is none other than:
V-SPAN AKA Vaseline-SpanningAnus

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ty/k/p/2006-10-07/U1614P6T12D2493707F44DT20061007145905.jpg

I think you took it too far EL. People are gonna stop biting if you get too blatant and sloppy.

JohnMax
11-16-2015, 06:02 AM
Maybe he's never seen American Blacks up close and has no idea how athletic they are.

FKAri
11-16-2015, 06:04 AM
Maybe he's never seen American Blacks up close and has no idea how athletic they are.

You're right. There might not be many black ppl in Arkansas. Will bump this for EastCoasters tomorrow.

sportjames23
11-16-2015, 07:16 AM
:roll: :roll: :roll:

nathanjizzle
11-16-2015, 07:29 AM
euroleague as well as a few others on this forum have an extremists mentality that parallels suicide bombers.

sportjames23
11-16-2015, 07:30 AM
euroleague as well as a few others on this forum have an extremists mentality that parallels suicide bombers.


ISHIS?

warriorfan
11-16-2015, 07:42 AM
ISHIS?

:oldlol:

Derka
11-16-2015, 09:45 AM
He has to be one of the most successful trolls in sports forum history. The outrage and the hysteria he stirs up with his obvious bullshit is just too much.

Smoke117
11-16-2015, 10:37 AM
...he was never particularly stable to begin with.


He has to be one of the most successful trolls in sports forum history. The outrage and the hysteria he stirs up with his obvious bullshit is just too much.

That really isn't a compliment though...to go out of your way to troll on the internet for this long and this hard is just pathetic. It'd be less sad if he's actually serious. (then he'd just be a moron)

ArbitraryWater
11-16-2015, 10:41 AM
He has to be one of the most successful trolls in sports forum history. The outrage and the hysteria he stirs up with his obvious bullshit is just too much.

A troll doesn't make 30 minute videos, carefully edited, for something he doesn't believe in..

You've seen the thread in which CavsFTW showed his Internet history.. he's been at it since the early 2000's. Jeff deleted it.

Clearly mentally disturbed.

Marchesk
11-16-2015, 10:47 AM
You've seen the thread in which CavsFTW showed his Internet history.. he's been at it since the early 2000's. Jeff deleted it.

Wrong thread?

:coleman:

BasedTom
11-16-2015, 11:10 AM
he's even worse with football if you can believe it

AnaheimLakers24
11-16-2015, 11:21 AM
he's even worse with football if you can believe it
This dude has an avi of a little boy :oldlol: pedophile

BasedTom
11-16-2015, 11:25 AM
This dude has an avi of a little boy :oldlol: pedophile
Is there ever a single moment in your life when you don't have sucking **** on your mind? Don't answer that, ph@ggot

Derka
11-16-2015, 11:26 AM
That really isn't a compliment though...to go out of your way to troll on the internet for this long and this hard is just pathetic. It'd be less sad if he's actually serious. (then he'd just be a moron)

Oh its absolutely not intended as a compliment. There's nothing good about being an internet troll; how anyone derives humor or enjoyment from doing it here is just beyond my comprehension. Trouble is that threads like this give him exactly what he wants and just further incentivizes him to do it.

stalkerforlife
11-16-2015, 11:53 AM
Euro got the OP melting.

ShawkFactory
11-16-2015, 11:54 AM
So embarrassing that I actually took him seriously for a minute

outbreak
11-16-2015, 02:15 PM
I'm starting to think he has some actual health issues. Even when confronted with links that prove him wrong he can't admit the truth.

Pointguard
11-16-2015, 03:17 PM
Early 2000's??? I always thought of him as being like 19 years old? He can't be 30, right???

FKAri
11-16-2015, 06:28 PM
Early 2000's??? I always thought of him as being like 19 years old? He can't be 30, right???

He's been around since the beginning of ISH. Many believe ISH was creating so he could have a platform

outbreak
11-16-2015, 06:37 PM
He's been around since the beginning of ISH. Many believe ISH was creating so he could have a platform
http://www.insidehoops.com/jeff_lenchiner.jpg

is this a photo of him?

FKAri
11-16-2015, 06:44 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/jeff_lenchiner.jpg

is this a photo of him?

That was the picture psychiatrists had on file for Euroleague but it was later shown that there was a mistake and it was actually just Jeff.

Dr Seuss
11-16-2015, 06:55 PM
I met Euroleague at a cici's pizza, not too long ago. hes actually a tiny, chinese guy. so go figure. :confusedshrug:

outbreak
11-16-2015, 07:02 PM
I met Euroleague at a cici's pizza, not too long ago. hes actually a tiny, chinese guy. so go figure. :confusedshrug:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3493/3903445346_2e4d6e8f63.jpg

I picture him like this

BlazerRed
11-16-2015, 08:24 PM
ISHIS?
:yaohappy:

JtotheIzzo
11-16-2015, 08:26 PM
I thought the OP was from 2011

FKAri
11-16-2015, 09:21 PM
I thought the OP was from 2011

Hey I'm a fan of Euroleague (the poster not the league LOL). His subtlety is usually on point. But I caught him slippin yesterday.