Kobe: A jump shooter who can't shoot

[JT123]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/kobe-bryant-a-jump-shooter-who-cant-shoot-1447804768
[I][COLOR="Blue"]Bryant still likes to shoot, taking a team-high 16.4 field-goal attempts per game. Only now he

[SexSymbol]

You're as dumb as cow shit, and only half as useful

[LoneyROY7]

At least we know Kobe will never be homeless.

[VengefulAngel]

Rent free.

[riseagainst]

rent free

[Segatti]

Bryant was renown for creating his own shot while accumulating five NBA titles over his career

Thank you for reminding me of the greatness of Kobe op, good job
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[outbreak]

Yes we are all aware that Kobe is done. We don't need multiple threads about it. He pushed it one contract too many but at the end of the day would you turn down $25 million?

[Kblaze8855]

I decided to count your Kobe topics over the first few pages. It wasnt as many as I assumed it would be...but it was still too many.

[ShaqTwizzle]

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1447808474416.gif

[kennethgriffin]

the all time guard scoring champion can't shoot

[Levity]

thanks KBZ!

[Lakers Legend#32]

Kobe's jump shots, make it stop.

[warriorfan]

At least we know Kobe will never be homeless.

:roll:

[Real14]

Do it Kblaze:applause:

[SuperPippen]

Yes, we all know Kobe's old, washed up, and abysmally bad.


Doesn't seem to change the fact that you're a huge fakkit.

[Gus Hemmingway]

Kobe's putting up AAU batting average numbers and they'd still be sub par :lol :lol :lol

[JT123]

I decided to count your Kobe topics over the first few pages. It wasnt as many as I assumed it would be...but it was still too many.
My bad boss. I won't make any more Kobe topics today. :cheers:

[SwayDizzle]

I figured out what's going on here. AMC has completely stolen LJ's thunder even tho he was outperformed in last years finals. The frustration is just too much to bare for LJ stans so they take it out on a legend in his weakest hour. God knows they had nothing on Kobe when he was tearing the league a new as*hole year after year, while their hero wet the bed over n over again. After multiple injuries and insane mileage (he has played 20 frikin seasons), apparently him earning 25 mills this year is just too undeserved, despite it being obvious its more a bonus for what he's accomplished for the organization over the years. Over n out.

[FKAri]

OP: An original poster who can't be original. NEXT

[FreezingTsmoove]

If Kobe cant shoot in his 20th season what will happen to Bran :lol

[SexSymbol]

JT123 is the reason his dad drinks.

[ballinhun8]

Come on Kblaze.


Do it! Do it! Think of the children

[JT123]

Come on Kblaze.


Do it! Do it! Think of the children
You're a joke. :oldlol:
Fact of the matter is I've done nothing ban worthy. I'm making threads based on actual articles about a player in the NBA. Just cause you don't like hearing about Kobe's historically bad season doesn't mean I should be banned. If you are that sensitive simply don't click on my threads. :hammerhead:
Stalkerforlife has about 4 Lebron topics on the first page that are clear out right troll threads, yet you don't see my crying for the mods. Toughen up, bro. :sleeping

[Round Mound]

Kobe is done. Why cant people understand? :confusedshrug:

[SexSymbol]

You're a joke. :oldlol:
Fact of the matter is I've done nothing ban worthy. I'm making threads based on actual articles about a player in the NBA. Just cause you don't like hearing about Kobe's historically bad season doesn't mean I should be banned. If you are that sensitive simply don't click on my threads. :hammerhead:
Stalkerforlife has about 4 Lebron topics on the first page that are clear out right troll threads, yet you don't see my crying for the mods. Toughen up, bro. :sleeping
I don't have the time, nor the crayons to explain this to you, but you should really quit, your posts are shit and nobody besides you posting from you alts like you.
Literally, what's the point, quit

[warriorfan]

JT123 is the reason his dad drinks.

:roll:

[JT123]

:cry: :cry: Leave Kobe alone. :cry:
:rolleyes:

[Gus Hemmingway]

Keep posting JT!!! HOF'r in the making :cheers: :cheers:

[Akrazotile]

JT rent free in the kobe stans heads all day

[Gus Hemmingway]

JT rent free in the kobe stans heads all day


co-sign :applause: :applause: :applause:

[SexSymbol]

You're a complete walnut, JT123/Gus Hemmingway

[JT123]

JT rent free in the kobe stans heads all day
Their anger and outrage just tells me one thing, they know I'm right. One of them is literally BEGGING me to stop posting about Kobe cause he is that afraid of hearing the truth.
#shook

[Chokefree]

And your a burger flipper who cant burger flip...whats the point?

[Gus Hemmingway]

lol @ kobetards PM'n mods to ban him :lol :lol

SHOOK

[SexSymbol]

Their anger and outrage just tells me one thing, they know I'm right. One of them is literally BEGGING me to stop posting about Kobe cause he is that afraid of hearing the truth.
#shook
Well, this kind of trainwreck happens when a mother is cheap enough to use a plastic hanger

[JT123]

lol @ kobetards PM'n mods to ban him :lol :lol

SHOOK
:oldlol: Their meltdowns provide constant entertainment. The best part is that I haven't even used any lies or extreme exaggerations to destroy Kobe in this thread. Everything I've said about him in here is 100% fact based truth. :pimp:

[SexSymbol]

:oldlol: Their meltdowns provide constant entertainment. The best part is that I haven't used any lies or extreme exaggerations to destroy Kobe in this thread. Everything I've said about him in here is the 100% fact based truth. :pimp:
You're the human version of the participation award

[Chokefree]

:oldlol: Their meltdowns provide constant entertainment. The best part is that I haven't even used any lies or extreme exaggerations to destroy Kobe in this thread. Everything I've said about him in here is 100% fact based truth. :pimp:
You must have a shitty life for constantly searching for kobe threads.....that says soo much about you and how insecure you are.....your a sad human being im surprised your parents still keep you tied up in the basement....I would have fed you to the dogs already like the bitch you are....you useless son of a bitch

[Gus Hemmingway]

You must have a shitty life for constantly searching for kobe threads.....that says soo much about you and how insecure you are.....your a sad human being im surprised your parents still keep you tied up in the basement....I would have fed you to the dogs already like the bitch you are....you useless son of a bitch


Large coke, in a foam cup, light on the ice and a small fry

thanks

[SexSymbol]

Large coke, in a foam cup, light on the ice and a small fry

thanks
Well, no wonder you like junk food, you look like somebody poured you into your clothes and you forgot to say "when"

[KobesFinger]

Do you get an e-mail every time Kobe is mentioned?

[sammichoffate]

You make more Kobe threads than Lebron threads. Is that not the definition of rent free, extra cheese?

[GoatBoy]

Crazy how washed Lebron will be at 37... wait on it

[JebronLames]

:roll:
Normal day for JT:

1) Make an objective thread about Kobe
2a) *** a b*tch
2b) Eat a sandwich he didn't make himself
3) Check thread
4) :roll: At Kobe stans getting destroyed

[JT123]

:roll:
Normal day for JT:

1) Make an objective thread about Kobe
2a) *** a b*tch
2b) Eat a sandwich he didn't make himself
3) Check thread
4) :roll: At Kobe stans getting destroyed
:oldlol: :roll: :cheers:

[SpaceJam]

:roll:
Normal day for JT:

1) Make an objective thread about Kobe
2a) *** a b*tch
2b) Eat a sandwich he didn't make himself
3) Check thread
4) :roll: At Kobe stans getting destroyed

If that's a normal day, what a miserable life

I actually feel sorry for you JT :(

[TheBigVeto]

Ko be brickin is nothin new guys, let's move on.

[Gileraracer]

#rent free

[Mr. Jabbar]

JT123 is the reason his dad drinks.

:roll: :roll:

[Mr. Jabbar]

JT already done with his daily quota of 30 Kobe threads

[sportjames23]

If JT goes one day--just ONE day--without making a Kobe thread, what would happen?

[sportjames23]

:roll:
Normal day for JT:

1) Make an objective thread about Kobe
2a) *** a b*tch
2b) Eat a sandwich he didn't make himself
3) Check thread
4) :roll: At Kobe stans getting destroyed


:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[knicksman]

damn kobe really living rent free in these bran stans head.:oldlol:

I guess thats what 5/7 does to a 2/6:oldlol:

[HOoopCityJones]

JT posts a Kobe thread each time Lebron shows signs of decline.

Ive finally cracked the code.

[SexSymbol]

:roll:
Normal day for JT:

1) Make an objective thread about Kobe
2a) *** a b*tch
2b) Eat a sandwich he didn't make himself
3) Check thread
4) :roll: At Kobe stans getting destroyed
You lost me at 2a.
Fantasy has boundaries, buddy

[HenryGarfunkle]

JT is a genius. :oldlol:

Dude is just highlighting how terrible Kobe is in his dying days.... and every single thread turns into a collective meltdown from bitter kobe fans who can't stand to see the truth. I love watching angry losers try desperately to vent their frustrations at a guy who is just posting articles. LOL.

Seriously some of the best work this forum has ever seen. JT is on another level these days and is a fantastic ambassador for the LeBron-Durant alliance.

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[Gus Hemmingway]

All JT does is post facts, quotes, articles - without even giving his input. In response you get 50 temper tantrums from Kobe fans whining about "how many threads he makes". Kids hate him so much because he posts facts.:oldlol:

haha JT stay at the upper echelon of ISH :cheers: :cheers:


WARRRRIOOOOORRRSSSSs

[riseagainst]

:roll:
Normal day for JT:

1) Make an objective thread about Kobe
2a) *** a b*tch
2b) Eat a sandwich he didn't make himself
3) Check thread
4) :roll: At Kobe stans getting destroyed
5) Log on to JebronLames and other alts to agree with each other.


Fixed. You left out #5.