Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

[Nick Young]

I know everyone says Dell Curry is Steph's dad but the more Steph plays, it becomes clearer that this can't be true.

The clutchness in Curry comes directly from the same blood that flows through the Black Mamba. Curry is a ruthless killer on the court and this was not inherited from Dell. The only person he could have inherited this killer instinct from is Kobe.


I would not be surprised if a DNA test is done in the future and it turns out that Steph Curry is Kobe's bastard offspring.

Do you think Steph Curry is Kobe's bastard son?

[outbreak]

I would not be surprised if a DNA test is done and it terms out OP's Mother is his sister.

[TripleA]

Seeing how Steph Curry is 27 and Kobe is 37.
I think it very implausible seeing that Kobe was 9 when Steph was conceived.

[Nick Young]

Seeing how Steph Curry is 27 and Kobe is 37.
I think it very implausible seeing that Kobe was 9 when Steph was conceived.
Do you know how old Mary was when she gave birth to Jesus?

[TripleA]

Do you know how old Mary was when she gave birth to Jesus?

12-15
Girls have given birth at 12 before.
While no boy has fathered a child at 9.

[outbreak]

Do you know how old Mary was when she gave birth to Jesus?
Do you know how many copies of chromosome 21 there are in your DNA? Is there any extra copy perhaps?

[Nick Young]

12-15
Which is possible to have birth at.
While no boy has fathered at child a 9.
9 year old Kobe was no mere "boy"

[scandisk_]

You're as dumb as Nick Young.

Your name fits you well.

[Smoke117]

Apparently in the kobrick cryant stan world, cheating on your wife is worthy of admiration. He had no loyalty to his teammates (shaq), or his team (demanding a trade in 07), and has been screwing around on his wife for years...2 million ring...lol. It really shouldn't come as some surprise that his fans are pieces of shit just like he is.

Wait...all kobe stans are now curry stans...exactly. lol It's fitting that his stans have as much loyalty as he ever did. He showed them the way, after all no? Use everyone else up as much as you can and than move on.

[ShawkFactory]

So fvcking weird

[scandisk_]

So fvcking weird

well, it's just a way of telling ISH that they've jumped shipped to Curry.

[Nick Young]

Why shouldn't Kobe fans be allowed to cheer on Kobe's progeny?

[stalkerforlife]

I imagine with the amount of testosterone Kobe possesses, he could've probably gotten a woman pregnant immediately after coming out of the canal.

Dude is packing heat.

[ShawkFactory]

well, it's just a way of telling ISH that they've jumped shipped to Curry.
And it sucks because I love Curry. Have since he dismantled Gtown in the NCAA tourney.

But these weird fvcking dudes are gonna make it annoying/

[STATUTORY]

Apparently in the kobrick cryant stan world, cheating on your wife is worthy of admiration. He had no loyalty to his teammates (shaq), or his team (demanding a trade in 07), and has been screwing around on his wife for years...2 million ring...lol. It really shouldn't come as some surprise that his fans are pieces of shit just like he is.

Wait...all kobe stans are now curry stans...exactly. lol It's fitting that his stans have as much loyalty as he ever did. He showed them the way, after all no? Use everyone else up as much as you can and than move on.

meltdown commenced

[kennethgriffin]

Seeing how Steph Curry is 27 and Kobe is 37.
I think it very implausible seeing that Kobe was 9 when Steph was conceived.

puberty doesnt have a set age. it varies


you could theoretically become pregnant or impregnate someone as early as 7 or 8

[AnaheimLakers24]

9 year old Kobe was no mere "boy"
http://media.tumblr.com/c46ac67bf49e698ece24455a544a32bf/tumblr_inline_mltqfiV82I1qz4rgp.jpg

[STATUTORY]

puberty doesnt have a set age. it varies


you could theoretically become pregnant or impregnate someone as early as 7 or 8

Kobe could for sure, Lebron probably couldn't impregnate a grown woman till recent advances in utero technology

[LakersForlife]

dude kobe must have finsihed of someone in bed at the age of 9 with those clutch genes he even make clutch babies

[Horatio33]

I know everyone says Dell Curry is Steph's dad but the more Steph plays, it becomes clearer that this can't be true.

The clutchness in Curry comes directly from the same blood that flows through the Black Mamba. Curry is a ruthless killer on the court and this was not inherited from Dell. The only person he could have inherited this killer instinct from is Kobe.


I would not be surprised if a DNA test is done in the future and it turns out that Steph Curry is Kobe's bastard offspring.

Do you think Steph Curry is Kobe's bastard son?

No, Curry's shooting percentages are much higher, and Curry is a team player

[!@#$%Vectors!@#]

dude kobe must have finsihed of someone in bed at the age of 9 with those clutch genes he even make clutch babies
:applause:

[PsychoBe]

godbe impregnated the virgin mother curry because he foresaw that the league would be in great peril in the future (bran team-hopping) and he would be too old to do anything about it.

fortunately, his only son steph curry has grown up to be the player that he was destined to be and has saved the league as godbe has previously foreseen.

:bowdown:

how great is our godbe

[Gileraracer]

Let me check.

Dell Curry
Kobe Bryant





Steph Curry




Hmmmm... don't know whos son he is