Battle of the Wives: Vanessa Bryant vs. Joumana Kidd

[Fudge]

Who do you think is hotter? The fake breasts might knock Joumana off a little but she's still sexy, no doubt.

Vanessa Bryant - married to Kobe Bryant
http://www.celebopedia.com/vanessa-bryant/images/vanessa-bryant.jpg


or



Joumana Kidd - former wife of Jason Kidd
http://www.nba.com/media/joumana_kidd_190_030604.jpg

[L.Kizzle]

Glen Rice.


Out of those Vanessa. WTF is wrong with Kobe, it must of been a bet with one of his teammates to knock up that chick.

[rezznor]

vanessa

[Cool]

Kobes wife definetly, she looks like she would be feisty behind closed doors. :)

[L.Kizzle]

Kobes wife definetly, she looks like she would be feisty behind closed doors. :)
Obviously she wasn't or Kobe wouldn't have knocked up the broad from Colorado.

[Fudge]

But don't ya guys think that Joumana's pretty fine as well?

As for that Vanessa pic, that one's pretty horrible, wait till you see her either live or a better quality pic. She's amazing

[Cool]

Obviously she wasn't or Kobe wouldn't have knocked up the broad from Colorado.

Are you ever gonna get over that?:oldlol:

He was probably horny he didnt get none, I dont know. But I feel she would be one of those freaks that you would never expect, cause imo its always the quite ones that are the freaks. :rockon: :oldlol:

[KINGofTHEcourt]

:roll: All the Kobe groopies pick his wife when Kidd's wife was wayyyyyyy hotter. :roll:

[L.Kizzle]

Are you ever gonna get over that?:oldlol:

He was probably horny he didnt get none, I dont know. But I feel she would be one of those freaks that you would never expect, cause imo its always the quite ones that are the freaks. :rockon: :oldlol:
If she is a closet freak, there is no need to cheat. Those chicks want the goods every chance they ac get.:oldlol:

[Cool]

If she is a closet freak, there is no need to cheat. Those chicks want the goods every chance they ac get.:oldlol:

I see your point there, but he ways away out of town without her, he couldnt get none from nobody unless he did what he did, which was sleep with that girl. :oldlol:

[Cool]

:roll: All the Kobe groopies pick his wife when Kidd's wife was wayyyyyyy hotter. :roll:

There is better pictures of Vanessa, the one they picked wasnt the greatest, and if you seen Vaness in person, you wouldnt talk the nonsense your talking.:oldlol:

[L.Kizzle]

I see your point there, but he ways away out of town without her, he couldnt get none from nobody unless he did what he did, which was sleep with that girl. :oldlol:
Why THAT GIRL:oldlol: anyone else but her. He could have atleast got some "Cool" points or something. His boys could have been like "OK cheating is bad, but did you see her."

[Cool]

Why THAT GIRL:oldlol: anyone else but her. He could have atleast got some "Cool" points or something. His boys could have been like "OK cheating is bad, but did you see her."

I agree he could have picked any girl but her, he also could have done much better just because his name "Kobe Bryant". I guarantee back then he could have got anyone he wanted, no doubt about it.

[L.Kizzle]

I agree he could have picked any girl but her, he also could have done much better just because his name "Kobe Bryant". I guarantee back then he could have got anyone he wanted, no doubt about it.
Back then, he still could now. If the pisser can get all these girls hes talking about on his sings, so can Kobe.
:pimp:

[KINGofTHEcourt]

There is better pictures of Vanessa, the one they picked wasnt the greatest, and if you seen Vaness in person, you wouldnt talk the nonsense your talking.:oldlol:
I'm not saying she's ugly, i'm sure she's totally hot in person, but Kidd's wife looks wayyyyy better.

[Cool]

Back then, he still could now. If the pisser can get all these girls hes talking about on his sings, so can Kobe.
:pimp:

I agree man :cheers: :rockon:

[Cool]

I'm not saying she's ugly, i'm sure she's totally hot in person, but Kidd's wife looks wayyyyy better.

O I know man, I understand what you were saying, I was just messing around and yes Kidd's Wife is Smoking hot but imho Kobe's looks a little better because she has that mean look and personally I like that look in a girl, like she aint gonna take no sh*t from nobody but behind closed doors she is gonna take, take, take it to da house. :cheers: :)

[Laker4Lyfe]

Obviously she wasn't or Kobe wouldn't have knocked up the broad from Colorado.


WOW when did this happen? I love the way people re-write history. :rolleyes:

[L.Kizzle]

WOW when did this happen? I love the way people re-write history. :rolleyes:
What are you talking about, Kobe had sex with the chick, did he not.

[rezznor]

knocking up is generally known to mean getting the girl pregnant

[Jerz Netz]

need sum more pix

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nba/_photos/2003-06-04-joumana-tj.jpg

http://www.thescoopydoop.com/Vanessa%20Bryant.jpg
http://bossip.com/uploaded_images/vanessabryant.jpg

IMO Kobe wins:cheers:

[ForceOfNature]

Vanessa Bryant, by a very slim margin.

[BradMiller52]

Joumana IMO. But I would have sex with either of them if they wanted to, they are both hot IMO.

[VCDrivesAPorscheToWork]

Joumana is a sexy svelte 5'2".

i don't know about you guys but I like my women petite. They feel like toys in your hands.

[*Omni.Slasher*]

http://www.southcn.com/sports/star5/kidd/200411031182_827027.jpg.....

http://www.thescoopydoop.com/Vanessa%20Bryant.jpg

[B-Low]

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nba/_photos/2003-06-04-joumana-tj.jpg

http://www.southcn.com/sports/star5/kidd/200411031182_827027.jpg


Awww what a good mom, trying to hide her son's humiliatingly large forehead from the camera

[-primetime-]

UGLIEST BABY EVER!

and there is no way either one of them is a freak now....once they say the word "I do" they are really saying "you are never going to get another blow job in your life"....and that is why Kobe and other married men have to look other places....most of the money that hookers make is from married men that want things thier wife won't do anymore

[JayGuevara]

I'd **** em both. At the same time if possible.

And Kobe had to get with less than satisfactory white girls cuz his own wife doesn't really wanna be with him, it's just somethin about 20 million dollars a year that makes a girls mouth water.

Same goes for any type of rich/famous people, they have beautiful wives because women like money. Or they have a wife that makes you say "hmmm, I woulda expected better" cuz it's the one they've been with forever, before they got rich and what not. It's science.

[-primetime-]

I'd **** em both. At the same time if possible.

And Kobe had to get with less than satisfactory white girls cuz his own wife doesn't really wanna be with him, it's just somethin about 20 million dollars a year that makes a girls mouth water.

Same goes for any type of rich/famous people, they have beautiful wives because women like money. Or they have a wife that makes you say "hmmm, I woulda expected better" cuz it's the one they've been with forever, before they got rich and what not. It's science.

I could be wrong but it seems like I remember hearing that Kobe and his wife were high school sweathearts and she was with him before he was rich...?

maybe she knew that he was going to be the man?...I don't know if they were together before any hype started with him...

[L.Kizzle]

knocking up is generally known to mean getting the girl pregnant
We use knock down hear to decribes if you "had sex" wityh a chick.

Maybe I should have said knocked insted of knocked up.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Kobe's old lady wins.

Although Vanessa Williams is the all-time hottest NBA wife.

[Mr.Fundamentals]

kidds wife looks fake like she had surgery on her face...vanessa is hot ..i want 2 know wat knocked up means 2 yall were i stay i means u got someone pregnant

[Rasheed1]

Joumana

I hear she's a real b*tch, but I like aggressive pushy women.... I'd conquer her and make her worship me :pimp:

[det2orl]

knocked up = got someone pregnant
knocked off = hit it

[Fudge]

Awww what a good mom, trying to hide her son's humiliatingly large forehead from the camera

:oldlol:

[rezznor]

I could be wrong but it seems like I remember hearing that Kobe and his wife were high school sweathearts and she was with him before he was rich...?

maybe she knew that he was going to be the man?...I don't know if they were together before any hype started with him...


when kobe started playing for the lakers he saw her at a highschool and he picked her up. he was already rich and famous. his family was pretty pissed about the marriage from what i heard.

[STelfair31]

Vanessa Bryant....

[Fudge]

few more pics
http://www.nba.com/media/joumana_kidd_120.jpghttp://www.askmen.com/imagesvote/2004_apr/athlete_girlfriends/vanessa_bryant.JPG

[det2orl]

when kobe started playing for the lakers he saw her at a highschool and he picked her up. he was already rich and famous. his family was pretty pissed about the marriage from what i heard.

Yep that's the way it went. The relationship between he and his family has never been the same since from what I've heard.

[det2orl]

You can't go wrong with either. Although Joumana is a little older than Vanessa.

[Fudge]

You can't go wrong with either. Although Joumana is a little older than Vanessa.

Vanessa's younger by 10 years. :oldlol:

[det2orl]

Vanessa's younger by 10 years. :oldlol:

Man!! I didn't think it was that many years. I thought it was about 6-7 yrs. Game, set, match! Mrs. Bryant.

[baller42590]

damn they are both fine

kidds ex wife would prolly try and take ur money though and kobe's wife would prolly expect an expensive ring lol

[Jerz Netz]

last year when i went to some nets games i got to see Joumana and Beyonce it the crowd. it wuz pretty sweet:cheers:

[-primetime-]

[IMG]

Awww what a good mom, trying to hide her son's humiliatingly large forehead from the camera

that kids head is just plain enormous in general...it is bigger tha a basketball...

it looks like someone stuck a pump in his mouth and pumped air into his head like a balloon...

I can only assume that those jeans came from kid's side....or that maybe that isn't his son at all

[mlh1981]

This is Chris Kaman's wife

http://home.freeuk.com/markaldridge/ugly/femail/up-women-00124.jpg

[Jailblazers7]

I got the girl with the 5 million dollar ring.

[Liberalo]

Neither is hot IMO but if I had to pick, i'td be Vanessa. Just a nicer tan. :)

[-primetime-]

Neither is hot IMO but if I had to pick, i'td be Vanessa. Just a nicer tan. :)

you are either gay or your standards are beyond ridiculas...unless you are hugh hefner you need to drop down one league...

[Liberalo]

you are either gay or your standards are beyond ridiculas...unless you are hugh hefner you need to drop down one league...

Well, it depands. I'm really not feeling any of them. I'd tell you that I dated hotter girls than them two. To me at least, they were hotter. Maybe you guys wouldn't agree, I don't know.

But Kobe's and Kidd's wive just aren't all that for me, I don't know.
Kidd's wive definitely not and Kobe's wive...so so..

IDK, just not feeling them.

[det2orl]

Well, it depands. I'm really not feeling any of them. I'd tell you that I dated hotter girls than them two. To me at least, they were hotter. Maybe you guys wouldn't agree, I don't know.

But Kobe's and Kidd's wive just aren't all that for me, I don't know.
Kidd's wive definitely not and Kobe's wive...so so..

IDK, just not feeling them.

yep http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3733/frown2ak2.gif

[geeWiz15]

how is it the 2 married guys who treat their wives the worst are the ones with the hottest wives?

[Cool]

when kobe started playing for the lakers he saw her at a highschool and he picked her up. he was already rich and famous. his family was pretty pissed about the marriage from what i heard.

Actually I was reading an article about Kobe a 2 or 3 years or so ago, and it said Kobe and his Dad didnt talk for 2 or 3 years after he got married to Vanessa. But after that they talk now.

[CavaliersFTW]

Good thread fudge :cheers:

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

how is it the 2 married guys who treat their wives the worst are the ones with the hottest wives?

Maybe Clifton knows the answer to this one

[Nick Young]

Kobe wins this all day, just like he wins everything.

HOW GREAT IS OUR GAWD:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[Lakers Legend#32]

Prime Vanessa of about 10 years ago.