Let's play the "predict what retarded shit Jahlil does next" game

[Shade8780]

I'll go first.

He gets caught on camera taking hard drugs in the background of the Sixers' locker room, while an interview with another player is going on.

Who wants to go next?

[AirTupac]

Touch Ops moms nasty vageen

[oarabbus]

The most retarded thing would be if he stays in Philly

Dude is a perennial all star on any other team

[Shade8780]

Touch Ops moms nasty vageen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U43Ate3Itjs

[warriorfan]

hes gonna get caught JayWalking and induce tons of ISH threads about how he is a bad person

[outbreak]

Probably get caught on camera dropping a candy bar wrapper and he'll be in trouble for littering.

[AI09]

He's gonna rape some bitch and all the laker fans gonna bash him

[Gus Hemmingway]

It'll be a domestic issue, reports of some girl claiming abuse/harassment. Maybe even a past college chick claiming he beat her at a frat party. Black community is due for one soon