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1987_Lakers
12-01-2015, 10:39 PM
:oldlol:

Coming into this game he shot 20% from there.

He literally gives no shits, it's hilarious.

DCL
12-01-2015, 10:43 PM
byron scott might be the biggest kunt coach in the history of the nba

Collie
12-01-2015, 10:44 PM
The weird thing is that his percentage actually went UP after that "performance".

derb2k2
12-01-2015, 10:45 PM
byron scott might be the biggest kunt coach in the history of the nba


i agree. Byron Scott is a joke for letting this happen. Regardless of Kobe's status in the league, this is unacceptable because you're knowingly / willingly letting one player take over and it's resulting in losses that can be avoided.

Seriously, what the actual **** is going on over there.

navy
12-01-2015, 10:47 PM
byron scott might be the biggest kunt coach in the history of the nba
He is stunting the growth of his players, he needs to stop Kobe.

fiddy
12-01-2015, 10:47 PM
Tank commander Bryant gonna land us a top 3 pick :pimp:

SpecialQue
12-01-2015, 10:47 PM
i agree. Byron Scott is a joke for letting this happen. Regardless of Kobe's status in the league, this is unacceptable because you're knowingly / willingly letting one player take over and it's resulting in losses that can be avoided.

Seriously, what the actual **** is going on over there.

The Lakers are desperately trying to hang onto their pick. Really, if it works, then Scott's a fvcking genius.

Magic 32
12-01-2015, 10:50 PM
He is stunting the growth of his players, he needs to stop Kobe.

F*ck growth.

We need Simmons.

navy
12-01-2015, 10:53 PM
F*ck growth.

We need Simmons.
You can lose and still develop your players. The lakers arent good, but at least let other people miss shots and get better.

Magic 32
12-01-2015, 10:55 PM
You can lose and still develop your players. The lakers arent good, but at least let other people miss shots and get better.

If Clarkson takes Kobe's shots tonight the Lakers win.

This is a top 3 protected.

Can't play around.

FreezingTsmoove
12-01-2015, 10:55 PM
**** developing players Simmons is going to bring instant chemsitry and make the entire team better

Lets not forget Simmons and Dangelo were best friends and HS teammates. Rumors had it that they banged many bitches together

RoseCity07
12-01-2015, 10:55 PM
I actually wish he would have done this in his prime. Not when his shot was gone. Kobe should have tried to score a 100 in a few games.

Lebronxrings
12-01-2015, 10:55 PM
even now hes still managing to make his teammates so much worse.

fiddy
12-01-2015, 10:56 PM
even now hes still managing to make his teammates so much worse.
5>2

TaLvsCuaL
12-01-2015, 10:57 PM
His ego is preventing the youngsters to grow :(

Nick Young
12-01-2015, 10:57 PM
http://oi65.tinypic.com/a3mvdy.jpg

Magic 32
12-01-2015, 10:57 PM
I actually wish he would have done this in his prime. Not when his shot was gone. Kobe should have tried to score a 100 in a few games.

He shot 18 3's once.

Scored 38 points in the 2nd and 3rd qtr...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6TAFvXDFXs

AirTupac
12-01-2015, 10:58 PM
FUKIT - kobe

Keno
12-01-2015, 10:59 PM
but don't worry, he's earned the right to shoot every terrible shot, so let him be.

fiddy
12-01-2015, 11:00 PM
His ego is preventing the youngsters to grow :(
Its not that bad, they still have plenty to learn and have the opportunity to do

Akhenaten
12-01-2015, 11:07 PM
http://www.hostpic.org/images/1511170949330096.jpg

Magic 32
12-01-2015, 11:10 PM
His ego is preventing the youngsters to grow :(

Let them grow with this lineup...

Russell
Clarkson
Simmons
Randle
Upshaw

SpecialQue
12-01-2015, 11:11 PM
Lets not forget Simmons and Dangelo were best friends and HS teammates. Rumors had it that they banged many bitches together

This actually cheered me up. :oldlol:

DMAVS41
12-01-2015, 11:16 PM
The Lakers would be terrible without Kobe playing this bad.

He really needs to step back a bit and let the young guys develop. Although...he is the most selfish player in NBA history...so can't expect much from a guy that thinks he's the only person that matters.

wally_world
12-01-2015, 11:18 PM
I'm sure it'll be healthier for him and the team if he played around 20-25mpg, while still starting but allowing Clarkson and the rest of the guys run the show until the 2nd unit comes along.

Magic 32
12-01-2015, 11:21 PM
Although...he is the most selfish player in NBA history...so can't expect much from a guy that thinks he's the only person that matters.

Sort of worked out pretty good.

westsideozzie
12-01-2015, 11:22 PM
They need some real ninjas on the Lakers because the shots he takes are all bad. All all bad. Somebody need to check that fool.

Cold soul
12-01-2015, 11:23 PM
The Lakers would be terrible without Kobe playing this bad.

He really needs to step back a bit and let the young guys develop. Although...he is the most selfish player in NBA history...so can't expect much from a guy that thinks he's the only person that matters.

Let your Kobe hate go god damn.. You have mental issues when comes to subject of Kobe.

Mr Feeny
12-01-2015, 11:29 PM
Let your Kobe hate go god damn.. You have mental issues when comes to subject of Kobe.

He's not wrong tbf. Kobe is a parody of himself out there.

FreezingTsmoove
12-01-2015, 11:32 PM
This actually cheered me up. :oldlol:

I heard a lot of shit at EYBL. All these dudes talk about is women

Devin Book ****ed Lisa Ann

Funktion
12-01-2015, 11:43 PM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i259/funnymunny77/KOBEEEEE_zpssxqhjpnp.gif

HylianNightmare
12-01-2015, 11:51 PM
Truly inspiring, rewarding the sixers a win to avoid history after the 01 finals. He is compassionate

Mr Feeny
12-01-2015, 11:52 PM
Wow, just wow :oldlol:

NuggetsFan
12-01-2015, 11:54 PM
I've never liked Kobe mostly because he destroyed my favorite team. Past few years I've really enjoyed him tho. He's a basketball psychopath. Obsessive, has to be the hero, and doesn't care how he has to go about it.

He's a top 10 player. He could have went out in a fashion that didn't tarnish his legacy. Instead he's out there gunning like a mad man. 17 3's 26 shots? Give the Sixers there first win :oldlol: this will 100% leave a little bit of a black mark on an otherwise amazing career, similar to Iverson but obviously Iverson never had Kobe's success.

Your even starting to see Laker fans turn on him abit. The Laker fans who are Kobe fans first won't care, the casual L.A fan won't mind but the Laker fans that care about the future of this team will be left pretty annoyed with Kobe when they should be enjoying the last moments of his career.

FireDavidKahn
12-01-2015, 11:54 PM
**** developing players Simmons is going to bring instant chemsitry and make the entire team better

Lets not forget Simmons and Dangelo were best friends and HS teammates. Rumors had it that they banged many bitches together
Probably ended up sword fighting

NBASTATMAN
12-01-2015, 11:54 PM
:oldlol:

Coming into this game he shot 20% from there.

He literally gives no shits, it's hilarious.



BEST WAY TO TANK THE SEASON IS LET KOBE TAKE THE MOST SHOTS... I WOULD SAY THEY ARE USING KOBE WISELY... DUDE IS STRAIGHT UP GARBAGE AT THIS POINT... PROBABLY THE WORSE PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE... DEF TARNISHING HIS LEGACY.

FireDavidKahn
12-01-2015, 11:56 PM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i259/funnymunny77/KOBEEEEE_zpssxqhjpnp.gif
Good lord.:oldlol:

Jacks3
12-01-2015, 11:59 PM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i259/funnymunny77/KOBEEEEE_zpssxqhjpnp.gif

:oldlol:

ClipperRevival
12-02-2015, 12:01 AM
I've never liked Kobe mostly because he destroyed my favorite team. Past few years I've really enjoyed him tho. He's a basketball psychopath. Obsessive, has to be the hero, and doesn't care how he has to go about it.

He's a top 10 player. He could have went out in a fashion that didn't tarnish his legacy. Instead he's out there gunning like a mad man. 17 3's 26 shots? Give the Sixers there first win :oldlol: this will 100% leave a little bit of a black mark on an otherwise amazing career, similar to Iverson but obviously Iverson never had Kobe's success.

Your even starting to see Laker fans turn on him abit. The Laker fans who are Kobe fans first won't care, the casual L.A fan won't mind but the Laker fans that care about the future of this team will be left pretty annoyed with Kobe when they should be enjoying the last moments of his career.

I would enjoy it if he just played within the flow and tried to make his teammates better. But as a Laker fan first, it's hard to root for a guy who plays only to get his, especially with a smart guy like Kobe. He knows he's playing the wrong way but still doesn't care.

Magic 32
12-02-2015, 12:05 AM
He knows he's playing the wrong way but still doesn't care.

That's because winning is undesirable.

His doc is probably going to show him and Jim conspiring.

LoneyROY7
12-02-2015, 12:05 AM
The 3-point chucking has been so hilarious simply b/c of how little sense it makes.

Why shoot the furthest shot from the basket, when your legs are clearly gone?

Cold soul
12-02-2015, 12:09 AM
He's not wrong tbf. Kobe is a parody of himself out there.


Lol and you're scumbag that has this weird obsession with Kobe that is unhealthily. Do you do anything meaningful with your sad pathetic life other than troll Kobe threads 24/7? It's pretty damn embarrassing to say the least.

Magic 32
12-02-2015, 12:10 AM
Why shoot the furthest shot from the basket, when your legs are clearly gone?

Because Ben Simmons looks good in yellow.

LoneyROY7
12-02-2015, 12:12 AM
Because Ben Simmons looks good in yellow.

You REALLY think Kobe cares about that?

I'll give you a hint...he doesn't.

buddha
12-02-2015, 12:13 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i259/funnymunny77/KOBEEEEE_zpssxqhjpnp.gif

lmao he's trying to be like Curry so much it's ridiculous.

chucking all the threes, even changing his shooting form and now the high glass layup? lmao

Mr Feeny
12-02-2015, 12:15 AM
Lol and you're scumbag that has this weird obsession with Kobe that is unhealthily. Do you do anything meaningful with your sad pathetic life other than troll Kobe threads 24/7? It's pretty damn embarrassing to say the least.

You know you've lost the argument when you resort to personal attacks:oldlol:
As far as your last point goes, there's nothing more entertaining than watching this train wreck of a player absolutely wreck his entire legacy:oldlol:

Magic 32
12-02-2015, 12:16 AM
You REALLY think Kobe cares about that?

I'll give you a hint...he doesn't.

Can you prove it?

Because it's happening.

Russell
Clarkson
Simmons
Randle
Upshaw

LoneyROY7
12-02-2015, 12:17 AM
Can you prove it?

Because it's happening.

It's happening because he's terrible right now. Not b/c he wants to be.

Cold soul
12-02-2015, 12:19 AM
You know you've lost the argument when you resort to personal attacks:oldlol:
As far as your last point goes, there's nothing more entertaining than watching this train wreck of a player absolutely wreck his entire legacy:oldlol:


Well at least he had legacy to begin with what's yours? Oh that's right nothing.

Mr Feeny
12-02-2015, 12:21 AM
Well at least he had legacy to begin with what's yours? Oh that's right nothing.

I'm....Err. ....not a basketball player. Awkward....

Magic 32
12-02-2015, 12:21 AM
It's happening because he's terrible right now. Not b/c he wants to be.

He can do this if he wants to...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAa2JkDP3DU

...but his team needs another superstar.

Mr Feeny
12-02-2015, 12:22 AM
He can do this if he wants to...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAa2JkDP3DU

...but his team needs another superstar.

He needs to learn how to shoot.

buddha
12-02-2015, 12:22 AM
Can you prove it?

Because it's happening.

Russell
Clarkson
Simmons
Randle
Upshaw

don't forget Whiteside and Durant

Russell
Clarkson
Durant
Simmons / Randle
Whiteside

Euroleague
12-02-2015, 12:33 AM
Kobe's current mindset, shot selection, and general in game attitude reminds me of watching Sergio Llull..............that's basically who Kobe is now emulating.

Euroleague
12-02-2015, 12:35 AM
i agree. Byron Scott is a joke for letting this happen. Regardless of Kobe's status in the league, this is unacceptable because you're knowingly / willingly letting one player take over and it's resulting in losses that can be avoided.

Seriously, what the actual **** is going on over there.

Byron Scott was always an absolute joke of a basketball coach. It's odd that people are just now realizing this. He was always way worse as a coach then even than someone like Scott Brooks.

SwayDizzle
12-02-2015, 12:40 AM
I was thinking of paying big bux to see Kobe play live before he retires. Now Im thinking thats not such a good idea.

Springsteen
12-02-2015, 12:42 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i259/funnymunny77/KOBEEEEE_zpssxqhjpnp.gif

This hurts to watch. :(

pastis
12-02-2015, 06:26 AM
the lakers should just stop playing as a team. give kobe the ball. let him shoot 30 times and then you end the game and everyone hugs each other.

no seriously. kobe looks pretty healthy out there. he has the speed (on offense), can drive, jumps high, good release. can still dribble. his shot just doesnt fall. but i wouldnt say he lost that badly his athleticisim

Smoke117
12-02-2015, 06:30 AM
Kobe's current mindset, shot selection, and general in game attitude reminds me of watching Sergio Llull..............that's basically who Kobe is now emulating.

Euroleague: Mention random shitty european player nobody knows or cares about.

Check.

AirFederer
12-02-2015, 07:15 AM
You actually feel a little sad for the old lion (hi Pauk), but at the same time - his injuries were physical, right? He plays like he`s had severe mental damage. :eek: :confusedshrug: :lol

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i259/funnymunny77/KOBEEEEE_zpssxqhjpnp.gif

Mr Feeny
12-02-2015, 07:17 AM
You actually feel a little sad for the old liion (hi Pauk), but at the same time - his injuries were physical, right? He plays like he`s had severe mental damage. :eek: :confusedshrug: :lol

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i259/funnymunny77/KOBEEEEE_zpssxqhjpnp.gif

Oh my GOD:oldlol:
This can't get any funnier:roll:

Keep them.coming:applause:

ROCSteady
12-02-2015, 07:18 AM
Dat diagram


It's like a beautiful alien mosaic

dunksby
12-02-2015, 07:21 AM
Won $20 betting on PHI, thank you Kobe :applause:

Marchesk
12-02-2015, 07:23 AM
Dat diagram

It's like a beautiful alien mosaic

I deleted it because it's two years old. But it does show that Kobe shot from literally everywhere on the floor. Wonder what an updated version would look like.

https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/grant_r_kobexy_1152.jpg

Mr Feeny
12-02-2015, 07:30 AM
I deleted it because it's two years old. But it does show that Kobe shot from literally everywhere on the floor. Wonder what an updated version would look like.

https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/grant_r_kobexy_1152.jpg

A ton of misses there :roll: :roll: :roll:

Mr Feeny
12-02-2015, 07:31 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i259/funnymunny77/KOBEEEEE_zpssxqhjpnp.gif

That's INSANE:oldlol:

sportjames23
12-02-2015, 07:34 AM
You actually feel a little sad for the old liion (hi Pauk), but at the same time - his injuries were physical, right? He plays like he`s had severe mental damage. :eek: :confusedshrug: :lol

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i259/funnymunny77/KOBEEEEE_zpssxqhjpnp.gif


http://media.giphy.com/media/97H9x4C52q82Q/giphy.gif

Mr Feeny
12-02-2015, 07:38 AM
http://media.giphy.com/media/97H9x4C52q82Q/giphy.gif

And his stans compared him to Jordan:lol :banana:

warriorfan
12-02-2015, 07:45 AM
You actually feel a little sad for the old liion (hi Pauk), but at the same time - his injuries were physical, right? He plays like he`s had severe mental damage. :eek: :confusedshrug: :lol

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i259/funnymunny77/KOBEEEEE_zpssxqhjpnp.gif

rentfreebee got nggas pointing their phones at their DVR recordings :roll: :roll: :roll:

Harison
12-02-2015, 07:45 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i259/funnymunny77/KOBEEEEE_zpssxqhjpnp.gif

Thats hilarious :roll:

Kobe is just trolling and having fun, its his last days so why not? :lol

Mr Feeny
12-02-2015, 07:46 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i259/funnymunny77/KOBEEEEE_zpssxqhjpnp.gif

Just disgusting to watch :lol

AirFederer
12-02-2015, 07:51 AM
That`s not even YMCA level :lol

Town's Town
12-02-2015, 08:45 AM
:oldlol:

Coming into this game he shot 20% from there.

He literally gives no shits, it's hilarious.

What an egomaniac :roll:

Clifton
12-02-2015, 08:48 AM
I'm getting a real King Lear vibe from Kobe.

He just can't *handle* the fact that he's getting old and losing it. It's sad. Look at how Pierce, Dirk, Carter, KG are ending their careers... as mentors. Mentors on non-contenders, no less (Pierce's move had more to do with fit, returning home, playing with his old coach than winning a title IMO - also his signing with Washington last year)

Dragonyeuw
12-02-2015, 09:18 AM
Kobe's shot selection has always been the biggest flaw in his game, it's being exposed moreso now that he no longer has the physical ability to get any separation from the defender. He's making himself look worse than he already is, because he simply won't change his approach. It's almost like he's trolling the Lakers with the decisions he's making out there.

Dro
12-02-2015, 11:18 AM
Kobe's shot selection has always been the biggest flaw in his game, it's being exposed moreso now that he no longer has the physical ability to get any separation from the defender. He's making himself look worse than he already is, because he simply won't change his approach. It's almost like he's trolling the Lakers with the decisions he's making out there.
This....

Replay32
12-02-2015, 11:38 AM
:oldlol:

Coming into this game he shot 20% from there.

He literally gives no shits, it's hilarious.

It's really not funny at all. At the end of the day if you're kobe, you should have more respect for the game. Period

guy
12-02-2015, 11:57 AM
He's literally arguably the worst player in history right now cause other players that might be this bad don't get the minutes or take nearly as many shots. He is probably going to end up under 30 FG%. That's unprecedented. He was having a terrible year last year, yet if he can somehow get back to that level it would be a success considering what we've seen so far. Amazing.

SpecialQue
12-02-2015, 12:24 PM
lmao he's trying to be like Curry so much it's ridiculous.

chucking all the threes, even changing his shooting form and now the high glass layup? lmao

Shit, I didn't even think about this. I hate when Kobe does shit like this, like when Nash joined the Lakers and then all of a sudden Kobe just HAD to lead his team in assists.

Dragonyeuw
12-02-2015, 12:51 PM
He's literally arguably the worst player in history right now cause other players that might be this bad don't get the minutes or take nearly as many shots. He is probably going to end up under 30 FG%. That's unprecedented. He was having a terrible year last year, yet if he can somehow get back to that level it would be a success considering what we've seen so far. Amazing.

How many times did Kobe take the most idiotic shots, but due to his( to his credit) ability was able to make something out of the most :biggums: shots, he was able to get away with it? Now he's taking the same dumb shots but the elevation,quickness and ability to separate the defender is gone, and it looks as though he's had to revamp his shooting form slightly( maybe from the shoulder injury?).

brownmamba00
12-02-2015, 01:00 PM
For me it's not only the missed shots... he's acting like a bitch.

He'll start joking, giggling and make sarcastic comments with the media after the game meanwhile guys like Clarkson look visibly down and upset.

Scott probably gives him head after every game because this is getting ridiculous.

Kobe should receive more backlash and criticism for his pathetic behavior. Like nigh make jokes and write lil gay ass poems all you want after you're done. But right now you need to set a example for the youngins.