The Earth is 4.6 billion years old: Scaling that to 46 years...

[CavaliersFTW]

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old:

Let's scale that to 46 years.

The Universe began 138 years ago.

Earth was formed 46 years ago.

Life on Earth began 38-41 years ago.

Multi-cellular life began 6 years ago.

The first animal walked on land 142 days ago (4 and a half months ago)

Dinosaurs went extinct 23 days ago. (less than a month ago)

Humans have only been around for 4 hours.

The Industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.

Your lifetime began 5-8 seconds ago and will likely only last for 20 seconds if you die of old age.

But our sun won't die for another 50 years.

https://4b2hrderdaoklyfu2n1ah3eku-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Ashes-in-Man.jpeg

Our current understanding of the universe indicates you'll only get this one shot at your 20 seconds. So try to have a good time and don't **** it up.

https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0372/19/1420650940196.jpg

[CeltsGarlic]

I just spent at least 10 secs reading this thread.

[JohnFreeman]

If God is real he is definitely black. Earth is a shit hole and he is lazy as fvck

[CavaliersFTW]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxabLA7UQ9k

[Smook B]

If God is real he is definitely black. Earth is a shit hole and he is lazy as fvck

ayy lmao.

[CavaliersFTW]

Humans landed on the moon only 13 seconds ago.

[JohnFreeman]

ayy lmao.
ayy lmao

[Smook B]

rtc PowerPoint presentation.

https://i.gyazo.com/8c4a1c89264e5877a4b266e2fb685df1.png

[ROCSteady]

OP starting becoming a f@ggot: 4 hours ago

[StephHamann]

If God is real he is definitely black. Earth is a shit hole and he is lazy as fvck

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kevin-garnett-reaction.gif

[Dresta]

You tell me not to waste my time by wasting my time? Jackass.

[knickballer]

These stats/facts(w/e you wanna call it) are amazing. Makes us realize how insignificant we all are at the end of the day which can be good and bad.

[UK2K]

These stats/facts(w/e you wanna call it) are amazing. Makes us realize how insignificant we all are at the end of the day which can be good and bad.
OP got so much hate, but I agree, I thought it was very interesting.

So much animosity on this board.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Your so handsome deep and smart OP.

Will you be tomtuckers Valentine ?

[Trollsmasher]

is this a reddit thread?

[Take Your Lumps]

You tell me not to waste my time by wasting my time? Jackass.

:rolleyes:

He told you exactly what to expect in the thread title, and delivered on said premised.

You have nobody to blame but yourself.

[jongib369]

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old:

Let's scale that to 46 years.

The Universe began 138 years ago.

Earth was formed 46 years ago.

Life on Earth began 38-41 years ago.

Multi-cellular life began 6 years ago.

The first animal walked on land 142 days ago (4 and a half months ago)

Dinosaurs went extinct 23 days ago. (less than a month ago)

Humans have only been around for 4 hours.

The Industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.

Your lifetime began 5-8 seconds ago and will likely only last for 20 seconds if you die of old age.

But our sun won't die for another 50 years.

https://4b2hrderdaoklyfu2n1ah3eku-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Ashes-in-Man.jpeg

Our current understanding of the universe indicates you'll only get this one shot at your 20 seconds. So try to have a good time and don't **** it up.

https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0372/19/1420650940196.jpg


Watch they figure out how to extend human life like a decade after most of us die. Always felt as if it's like being on a train going towards a cliff....You know it's coming, but don't know when.

300 years from now everyone is going to live to 200, or older if you pay a rediculous fee, or are a big contribution to society in someway. Wilt, Curry, Shaq, LeBron, Jordan, Kareem, and everyone else from our time has been cloned, and gone through a basketball camp specifically designed to help them play like they used to. But they're all ****ing scrubs/idiots in comparison to our 9 feet tall, 250 IQ advanced human overlords. They just watch them to laugh