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iamgine
12-07-2015, 12:34 AM
...and say,

"That's enough

Your time is up

Don't shoot anymore

Leave the rest to me

I will lead them"



Once that happens he will step down happily. I hope Jordan is the guy Kobe pass the baton to.

stalkerforlife
12-07-2015, 12:36 AM
No man would dare step to the Black Mamba.

Shaq tried and Kobe kicked his ass, then shipped his ass out.

MMKM
12-07-2015, 12:51 AM
...and say,

"That's enough

Your time is up

Don't shoot anymore

Leave the rest to me

I will lead them"



Once that happens he will step down happily. I hope Jordan is the guy Kobe pass the baton to.

I hope it's Hibbert. That would be a funny confrontation.

ClipperRevival
12-07-2015, 12:54 AM
Almost every Laker has said this plenty of times in post game interviews in an indirect way. But I am hoping someone eventually saids it directly.

SouBeachTalents
12-07-2015, 12:59 AM
No man would dare step to the Black Mamba.

Shaq tried and Kobe kicked his ass, then shipped his ass out.

https://images.rapgenius.com/612b489ed3ff152fd338ed4cb4192700.320x214x78.gif

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/429269_o.gif

JT123
12-07-2015, 01:02 AM
https://images.rapgenius.com/612b489ed3ff152fd338ed4cb4192700.320x214x78.gif

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/429269_o.gif
:lol

MMKM
12-07-2015, 01:04 AM
Can someone knowledgeable about stats explain how 30% fg Kobe still has the highest efficiency rating on the lakers? (By a lot)

JT123
12-07-2015, 01:11 AM
Can someone knowledgeable about stats explain how 30% fg Kobe still has the highest efficiency rating on the lakers? (By a lot)
:biggums: What you talkin bout Willis? The only Lakers with a worse PER than Kobe are Nance Jr. and Tarik Black.
I'm not gonna count Sacre cause he's only played 4 minutes this season

stalkerforlife
12-07-2015, 01:19 AM
https://images.rapgenius.com/612b489ed3ff152fd338ed4cb4192700.320x214x78.gif

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/429269_o.gif

Cowardly attacks.

chosen_one6
12-07-2015, 01:29 AM
No man would dare step to the Black Mamba.

Shaq tried and Kobe kicked his ass, then shipped his ass out.

Shaq would destroy Kobe, and then proceed to tear Vanessa another v*gina.

stalkerforlife
12-07-2015, 01:33 AM
Shaq would destroy Kobe, and then proceed to tear Vanessa another v*gina.

Kobe has a much larger package than Shaq.

Shaq hated him for it.

sportjames23
12-07-2015, 01:35 AM
https://images.rapgenius.com/612b489ed3ff152fd338ed4cb4192700.320x214x78.gif

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/429269_o.gif


:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

MMKM
12-07-2015, 01:51 AM
:biggums: What you talkin bout Willis? The only Lakers with a worse PER than Kobe are Nance Jr. and Tarik Black.
I'm not gonna count Sacre cause he's only played 4 minutes this season

My game time app says his EFF is +22.85? Highest on the team?

Mr. Jabbar
12-07-2015, 01:54 AM
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SouBeachTalents
12-07-2015, 01:55 AM
https://wuguenterprises.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/skeleton.jpg

I think he was waiting for Pauk's Jordan flop compilation

FKAri
12-07-2015, 02:19 AM
I think he was waiting for Pauk's Jordan flop compilation

Y'all really believe MJ wouldn't flop? :oldlol: Pretty sure the entire top 20 would flop if they could get a call.

Funktion
12-07-2015, 02:24 AM
Who'd step up? Swaggy P? Kobe would laugh at that imbecile, or have Metta chin check him.

TripleA
12-07-2015, 02:32 AM
Current Kobe is an abomination to the game of basketball.
I don't care if Clarkson tells him off, Lou Williams, Brandon bass anyone.
It's not like the lakers talent is disgustingly bad. They shouldn't be 3-17.
Also even if th lakers are the worst team they only have a 1/3 chance of getting Simmons and the rest of the draft looks trash.

SwayDizzle
12-07-2015, 03:06 AM
This team is full of passive betas that don't have heart. Anyone would be pissed off with a losing record, but only the strong willed actually do something about it. And it has gone on far enough for us to know that no one has that killer instinct on the team. Just like Kobe smacked around Shaq as a rookie, which was unheard of. We need someone to smack Kobe around and tell him he needs to become a fascilitator.

brownboyfly
12-07-2015, 03:09 AM
"I eat first. I eat second." - Kobe

CarlosBoozer
12-07-2015, 04:33 AM
What's worst is their starting center is the softest guy in the team :lol

huertas could probaly kick hibbert's ass

Spurs m8
12-07-2015, 04:38 AM
Problem is, dudes like Swaggy P, playing for money, fame and the off season.

Although he'd like to win, I doubt he loses any sleep over it.

LA_Showtime
12-07-2015, 05:24 AM
I agree. If Russell calls out Kobe in the media and tells him he wants the ball, Kobe will get in line.

LA_Showtime
12-07-2015, 05:26 AM
Or in private. A simple, "Stop eating, fat ass." would suffice.

buddha
12-07-2015, 06:19 AM
the only person with enough balls to say that to Kobe is Nick Young. actually that's why he's probably been a healthy scratch.

pastis
12-07-2015, 06:26 AM
If Dirk would have been signed for 7/8 mill a year by Lakers. dirk and kobe would take thisteam to a playoff spot.

TheBigVeto
12-07-2015, 09:49 PM
No man would dare step to the Black Mamba.

Shaq tried and the Lakers management management kicked his ass, then shipped his ass out.

Fixed that for you.

stalkerforlife
12-07-2015, 09:52 PM
Randle, Russell, and Young must've said something...Mamba sent em to the bench.

LMAO.

jstern
12-07-2015, 10:03 PM
That sounds like something you only see in the movies. Where the young one must prove that he could stand up to the older one.

What kind of pops to mind is young Peter Griffin ripping up his test and telling the teacher that this is what he thought of his test, and the teacher saying. Congratulations Peter, you stood up to me, that was the test. Protagonist winner music starts to play, then the person who stood up to Kobe leads the team all the way to a championship this season. All because he passed the test and stood up to Kobe.