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stalkerforlife
12-07-2015, 10:55 PM
21, 8 rebounds, and 4 assists on 8-16 from the field.

He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, baby! :banana:

Haters scattering like roaches.
SouBeachTalents
12-07-2015, 10:56 PM
Who won the game?
stalkerforlife
12-07-2015, 10:58 PM
Who won the game?

Kobe and the Lakers.

Kobe wants to leave the Lakers with Ben Simmons.

Sometimes Kobe forgets and starts dominating because he's so good, but he dials it back once he realizes he's going to win if he keeps it up.
BurningHammer
12-07-2015, 10:58 PM
The rest of Lakers are either meh or terrible though.
plowking
12-07-2015, 10:58 PM
The rest of Lakers are either meh or terrible though.

Not just the rest of the Lakers. Kobe included. Him being the worst of the lot.
Magic 32
12-07-2015, 11:00 PM
Hibbert, Sacre, Huertas and Clarkson were the big sinners in this game.

The second half was a horror show from them.
SpaceJam
12-07-2015, 11:00 PM
For the actual objective Kobe/Lakers fans, please don't, you're embarrassing yourself
Magic 32
12-07-2015, 11:00 PM
Not just the rest of the Lakers. Kobe included. Him being the worst of the lot.

What game were you watching? :biggums:
stalkerforlife
12-07-2015, 11:01 PM
What game were you watching? :biggums:

He wasn't.

He can't afford NBA league pass and his dial up internet is too slow for streaming.
TheBigVeto
12-07-2015, 11:03 PM
21, 8 rebounds, and 4 assists on 8-16 from the field.

He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, baby! :banana:

Haters scattering like roaches.

Congratulations.

Shooting 50% in a game is Kobe's greatest achievement in his storied career in the NBA that includes the most number of shot missed, the most flagrant fouls against non-blacks and the largest amount of sum to pay an NBA spouse for a 'please forgive me' ring.
Smoke117
12-07-2015, 11:03 PM
https://media4.giphy.com/media/rDEU1SDmzbFza/200.gif
stalkerforlife
12-07-2015, 11:04 PM
Congratulations.

Shooting 50% in a game is Kobe's greatest achievement in his storied career in the NBA that includes the most number of shot missed, the most flagrant fouls against non-blacks and the largest amount of sum to pay an NBA spouse for a 'please forgive me' ring.

:cry:

:roll:
Straight_Ballin
12-07-2015, 11:19 PM
He wasn't.

He can't afford NBA league pass and his dial up internet is too slow for streaming.

Whew that ether is strong. :lol
outbreak
12-07-2015, 11:25 PM
He wasn't.

He can't afford NBA league pass and his dial up internet is too slow for streaming.
:biggums:

stalkerforlife the guy who makes every second thread about how poor and ugly he is and spends his time on ISH begging for money to feed his family is calling someone else poor?
stalkerforlife
12-07-2015, 11:26 PM
:biggums:

stalkerforlife the guy who makes every second thread about how poor and ugly he is and spends his time on ISH begging for money to feed his family is calling someone else poor?

I have fast internet, though.
I<3NBA
12-07-2015, 11:46 PM
ISH, i present exhibit A, the kobetard.

http://i.picresize.com/images/2015/12/07/tdela.jpg

Kobetard - noun. a creature exhibiting signs of low level brain activity. likes to suck the d1ck of one creature named "Kobe Bryant." claims to be a fan of a certain team but exhibits contrary behavior, rejoicing upon said team's defeats. grows rabid at the mention of anything related to a god named "Lebron." beware, idiocy extremely contagious. do not engage in an argument unless prepared to undergo lobotomy.

"81 points! hurr, durr!" said the Kobetard to no one in particular.

synonyms: Kobe stans, Kobe c*m guzzler, Kobe fans, irrational animals