Have you ever taken a dump, and walked off without flushing?

[UK2K]

I don't understand it. Like, when you walk into a bathroom and there's a toilet full of doo doo.

Someone had to take a dump, wipe, and then just run off. I'm baffled.

Anyone ever done this? If so, what's the justification?

[fiddy]

Nah, its an instinct. I have walked off without flushing after pissing 1-2 times, but i was too damn high and lazy to do it

[DrakeTheSnake]

Isn't this how the OP was born?

[UK2K]

Nah, its an instinct. I have walked off without flushing after pissing 1-2 times, but i was too damn high and lazy to do it

That, I understand.

But this is a corporate office.

[LJJ]

Now that's what you call alpha.

[Velocirap31]

Once in a while at home I do because I'm having a shower immediately afterwards in the morning and don't want the water temperature to be messed up for a few minutes. Then I forget about it.

[ISHGoat]

Isn't this how the OP was born?

:biggums:

[UK2K]

People take pisses here at work and dont flush, its annoying as hell

Its a corporate office too, and our building is really really nice so I see it as super disrespectful to do that

I'm talking big ol' dumper, full of shit and a half roll of toilet paper.

Like when you stand up, you turn around and see what you've created, and then just... buckle and button up and walk off? I don't get it, and it drives me crazy.

[Jailblazers7]

That, I understand.

But this is a corporate office.

Sounds like you've got a psychopath in your office. Try not to sit with your back to the door.

[NumberSix]

Have you ever not flushed, but when you went back to flush...... it was already flushed?

[hateraid]

People get justification faulking over the rest of the world. It's like retired people who get up in the morning to create more traffic so others are late for work. There's a sick satisfaction to it

[DeuceWallaces]

How does this tie in with Blacks, Muslims, or Obama? I don't get it.

[Shade8780]

How does this tie in with Blacks, Muslims, or Obama? I don't get it.
:oldlol:

[NumberSix]

How does this tie in with Blacks, Muslims, or Obama? I don't get it.
They're all a metaphor for shit that needs to be flushed? :confusedshrug:



Just kidding. Lol.

[tmacattack33]

When I was young and I was up past my bedtime, I would avoid flushing a piss so that it wouldn't wake my parents up.

[UK2K]

How does this tie in with Blacks, Muslims, or Obama? I don't get it.

Picture a big dump in an un-flushed toilet...

Now do you get it?

[NumberSix]

All jokes aside though, this is a SUPER random topic.

[UK2K]

All jokes aside though, this is a SUPER random topic.

I went to take a dump, and two of the three toilets had a dump already in them.

They weren't clogged, it was just... sitting there.

So while I was dumping, in my moment of frustration, I decided to find the root cause. The motivation for such an act, if you will..

[Levity]

wait... youre suppose to flush your poop?? :wtf:

[Pushxx]

Pretty sure the public toilet motivation is they don't want to be the person to clog the toilet, so they leave that potential problem for the next guy.

[SugarHill]

How does this tie in with Blacks, Muslims, or Obama? I don't get it.
:roll:

[CavaliersFTW]

I don't understand it. Like, when you walk into a bathroom and there's a toilet full of doo doo.

Someone had to take a dump, wipe, and then just run off. I'm baffled.

Anyone ever done this? If so, what's the justification?
I've seen it happen where I work. Gone into my favorite stall and saw a monster in there buried in toilet paper just floating about.

Those toilets are extremely powerful, no way to plug them. So it's not like it was plugged or there should have been fear of it being plugged so that excuse is ruled out.

And the place I work is a high security workplace in an extremely nice building where everyone has badges and their movements are tracked. So anyone who works there would do that knowing A. leaving their filth floating about is incredibly disrespectful in an otherwise nice environment and B. knowing they could potentially get caught if they aren't careful. I thought about going to the guy who operates the cameras on my floor and asking who was the group of people most recently in that bathroom but then I thought ...what if it was him (and reviewing tape by unauthorized employees to solve a turd crime is probably not allowed anyways).

Anyways, I find it incredibly disrespectful. There's no thing that could run through anyone's head who does it other than I'm having a really bad ****ing day so I'm gonna force someone else who comes in here and sees my unflushed shit to also have a bad day.

[ArbitraryWater]

How does this tie in with Blacks, Muslims, or Obama? I don't get it.


They're all a metaphor for shit that needs to be flushed? :confusedshrug:



Just kidding. Lol.

:roll: :roll:

Anyway, I've never seen that yet you talk like its a routine thing :biggums:

[Marv_Albert]

How does this tie in with Blacks, Muslims, or Obama? I don't get it.

Don't those muslim dudes stand up to shit or whatever they be the worse leaving shit marks all over the show

[hateraid]

I don't understand it. Like, when you walk into a bathroom and there's a toilet full of doo doo.

Someone had to take a dump, wipe, and then just run off. I'm baffled.

Anyone ever done this? If so, what's the justification?
The more I read your posts, the more I found we are so much alike :cheers:
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=382031

[DonD13]

only when i did a really big, skrong one :applause:

[Styles p]

i feel violated when i walk up to take a piss and see an unexpected Lincoln Log laying in there.

[UK2K]

The more I read your posts, the more I found we are so much alike :cheers:
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=382031

Apparently, you and I have the same appreciation for proper sanitation, and the same disdain for company turd bandits.

:cheers:

[RedBlackAttack]

i feel violated when i walk up to take a piss and see an unexpected Lincoln Log laying in there.
It does feel like a very personal affront when you unknowingly stumble onto a floating corn loaf. Maybe it is an instinct that goes back to the caveman days and the potential for disease that unburied dung represents?

I'm not sure what kind of psychopath is responsible for these unflushed ass goblins, but apparently every office has one.

[DonD13]

It does feel like a very personal affront and I'm not sure why. Maybe it is an instinct that goes back to the caveman days and the potential for disease that unburied turds represent?

I'm not sure what kind of psychopath is responsible for these unflushed ass goblins, but apparently every office has one.

http://i.imgur.com/tZOS8.gif

[UK2K]

i feel violated when i walk up to take a piss and see an unexpected Lincoln Log laying in there.
Ditto.

What's really irritating is.... everyone at work is an adult. Like, grown ass adult.

That's why I asked the question, because if they do this sort of thing at home, I could understand its out of habit.

But its like you intentionally have to run off after you dump, since flushing is a habit.

[RedBlackAttack]

http://i.imgur.com/tZOS8.gif
:oldlol:

[SugarHill]

Ditto.

What's really irritating is.... everyone at work is an adult. Like, grown ass adult.

That's why I asked the question, because if they do this sort of thing at home, I could understand its out of habit.

But its like you intentionally have to run off after you dump, since flushing is a habit.
I don't think people do that shit on purpose. Still, you should be in the habit of doing courtesy flushes anyway. At no point should a massive log find its way there by the time you're gone.

[BasedTom]

Do ppl really shit in public? I've never taken a shit outside of my residence except when travelling. And it's not out of some desperate holding it in type thing, I mean I've never felt even close to physiologically having to go.

[outbreak]

Some people do it at my work and it's annoying as hell. There's one guy who does it on purpose, I've walked in right as he's walked out and made a point to flush it and he said "sorry I try not to flush to help the environment". It's disgusting. This guy takes two showers a day here too because he gets in early goes for a run then has a shower then goes for a run on his lunch break then has another shower but he's worried about the water from flushing a dump that the next person will just flush for him?

[outbreak]

Do ppl really shit in public? I've never taken a shit outside of my residence except when travelling. And it's not out of some desperate holding it in type thing, I mean I've never felt even close to physiologically having to go.
I don't really feel the need to either, we don't have urinals at my work though so it's all shared.

I used to work with a tight ass who told me he would hold it in at home because if he waited until work to go he would save money on toilet paper :roll:
Every morning he'd be busting to take a shit when he got to work.

[Styles p]

Do ppl really shit in public? I've never taken a shit outside of my residence except when travelling. And it's not out of some desperate holding it in type thing, I mean I've never felt even close to physiologically having to go.

i do every day at work its like a 15 min break where i can go play on my phone.

[RedBlackAttack]

Do ppl really shit in public? I've never taken a shit outside of my residence except when travelling. And it's not out of some desperate holding it in type thing, I mean I've never felt even close to physiologically having to go.
I honestly don't see how it would be possible to do my job and not occasionally drop some friends off at the lake. Then again, I work a lot. So ... :confusedshrug:

[UK2K]

i do every day at work its like a 15 min break where i can go play on my phone.

For real.

I actually hold my morning shit UNTIL I get to work simply for the 15 minute break, and to get paid while doing it. No sense in waking up 15 minutes early to accommodate for poopy time if I can do it at work.

[UK2K]

I don't think people do that shit on purpose. Still, you should be in the habit of doing courtesy flushes anyway. At no point should a massive log find its way there by the time you're gone.

What do you mean it's not on purpose?

You just got finished taking a huge poopy... is your next step not always to wipe then flush?

Its not like you just 'forget'. It has to be done intentionally.

[Styles p]

For real.

I actually hold my morning shit UNTIL I get to work simply for the 15 minute break, and to get paid while doing it. No sense in waking up 15 minutes early to accommodate for poopy time if I can do it at work.
hell yeah it's like an hour and 15 minutes of getting paid to shit a week :cheers:

[SugarHill]

What do you mean it's not on purpose?

You just got finished taking a huge poopy... is your next step not always to wipe then flush?

Its not like you just 'forget'. It has to be done intentionally.
people have other things on their mind. it's not inconceivable to think that someone forgot to flush. it's more believable than the idea of someone purposely leaving their shit there. like why? for what?

[~primetime~]

Anyone ever done this? If so, what's the justification?
they don't want to touch the handle


I've done this after pissing...if the urinal doesn't have a motion sensor, then my piss isn't getting flushed, simple as that.

Shit is a different story though, that's rude to the point I'll touch the handle.

[UK2K]

they don't want to touch the handle


I've done this after pissing...if the urinal doesn't have a motion sensor, then my piss isn't getting flushed, simple as that.

Shit is a different story though, that's rude to the point I'll touch the handle.

That is acceptable. Guy code.

If anything, you can kick the handle on a toilet to flush it if its that gross.

[~primetime~]

That is acceptable. Guy code.

If anything, you can kick the handle on a toilet to flush it if its that gross.
yep I've used my feet to flush before

I won't grab the door handles either, gotta kick those open...public urinals are disgusting, I try to get in and out without touching anything at all if that is possible.

[RedBlackAttack]

people have other things on their mind. it's not inconceivable to think that someone forgot to flush. it's more believable than the idea of someone purposely leaving their shit there. like why? for what?
Forget to flush? I just don't understand that mentality.

You would have to be doing something that requires a hell of a lot of attention to drop a log, wipe your butt, pull your pants up, buckle your belt and then just wander off. Isn't taking a dump pretty ritualistic for most people? When I'm at work, I even do courtesy flushes so that the whole area doesn't smell like feces.

It's just common decency.

[NumberSix]

yep I've used my feet to flush before

I won't grab the door handles either, gotta kick those open...public urinals are disgusting, I try to get in and out without touching anything at all if that is possible.
Who the fcuk uses urinals? They splash piss on your pants.

[SugarHill]

they don't want to touch the handle


I've done this after pissing...if the urinal doesn't have a motion sensor, then my piss isn't getting flushed, simple as that.

Shit is a different story though, that's rude to the point I'll touch the handle.

shit is rude

piss all over the toilet is even worse imo

[RedBlackAttack]

shit is rude

piss all over the toilet is even worse imo
I think we've located the culprit, guys.

1. Says it is possible to "forget" to dispose of your logs after dropping one.

2. Thinks piss is worse than sh!t. (who thinks that?)

SugarHill is one of them.

[SugarHill]

Forget to flush? I just don't understand that mentality.

You would have to be doing something that requires a hell of a lot of attention to drop a log, wipe your butt, pull your pants up, buckle your belt and then just wander off. Isn't taking a dump pretty ritualistic for most people? When I'm at work, I even do courtesy flushes so that the whole area doesn't smell like feces.

It's just common decency.

That's the thing. The idea that someone would knowingly just walk out without flushing is even more bizarre to me.

[~primetime~]

That's the thing. The idea that someone would knowingly just walk out without flushing is even more bizarre to me.
they don't want to touch the handle...simple as that

they understand they should flush, but they don't want to touch the handle

[SugarHill]

I think we've located the culprit, guys.

1. Says it is possible to "forget" to dispose of your logs after dropping one.

2. Thinks piss is worse than sh!t. (who thinks that?)

SugarHill is one of them.

Rank piss odour is arguably worse than shit. I'm serious. Like it feels like your nose stings it's so bad. And yeah, piss all over the toilet seat is worse than shit there. Flush the turd. What are you going to do with the piss? toilet paper the seat (if you need to shit)....nah. you fvcking cut. I'm not using that toilet

[SugarHill]

they don't want to touch the handle...simple as that

they understand they should flush, but they don't want to touch the handle
because using a toilet paper (if you're that much of a pvssy germaphobe) to touch the handle is so hard.

They're assholes

[jongib369]

Once I saw a shit at least 17 inches long in the urinal at my community college... Skillfully done too, it climbed up the back in an L shape, and stuck to it as if it was meant to be there. Could you imagine if someone walked in on the guy as he did it? Did he swoop down, or up? A professor ended up walking in as well while I was cracking up about it, and immediately was like "Oh what the ****" and walked out.

Another time I walked into a little study area at my college on the second floor, which has a beautiful view of the pond we have... Just two other people, a younger guy my age reading a book, and a middle aged man watching a cubs game. After about 2 minutes of studying the middle aged guy casually whipped out a voice recorder, and started detailing how "wonderful" it was to "have a soft tip of a young man in my mouth. Slowly feeling it get harder", and a bunch of other disturbingly inappropriate things to say in public. After which, he had a 20 minute argument on the phone with his mother about the weather...Then every single last detail of his day, step by step. The other guy looked at me terrified during all this and left, but I had to stay. And managed to record some of his ramblings. Which unfortunately missed the parts where he talked about me "The sexy young man trying to become a firefighter listening in ever so intently." Mother ****er knew what was up, and got off on it. Eventually he left, and not too long after my ride came. But before going to the car, I made a quick stop to the bathroom on the first floor, where low and behold he happened to be. He looked at me and smirked, walked into the stall and said " Mhmm, I'm going to ****ing kill you, burn out your eyes" *proceeds to violently shit, sounding as if it's partially missing

[SugarHill]

Once I saw a shit at least 17 inches long in the urinal at my community college... Skillfully done too, it climbed up the back in an L shape, and stuck to it as if it was meant to be there. Could you imagine if someone walked in on the guy as he did it? Did he swoop down, or up? A professor ended up walking in as well while I was cracking up about it, and immediately was like "Oh what the ****" and walked out.

Another time I walked into a little study area at my college on the second floor, which has a beautiful view of the pond we have... Just two other people, a younger guy my age reading a book, and a middle aged man watching a cubs game. After about 2 minutes of studying the middle aged guy casually whipped out a voice recorder, and started detailing how "wonderful" it was to "have a soft tip of a young man in his mouth. Slowly feeling it get harder", and a bunch of other disturbing inappropriate things to say in public. After which, he had a 20 minute argument on the phone with his mother about the weather...Then every single last detail of his day, step by step. The other guy looked at me terrified during all this and left, but I had to stay. And managed to record some of his ramblings. Which unfortunately missed the parts where he talked about me "The sexy young man trying to become a firefighter listening in ever so intently." Mother ****er knew what was up, and got off on it. Eventually he left, and not too long after my ride came. But before going to the car, I made a quick stop to the bathroom on the first floor, where low and behold he happened to be. He looked at me and smirked, walked into the stall and said " Mhmm, I'm going to ****ing kill you, burn out your eyes" *proceeds to violently shit, sounding as if it's partially missing
:biggums:

[RedBlackAttack]

Once I saw a shit at least 17 inches long in the urinal at my community college... Skillfully done too, it climbed up the back in an L shape, and stuck to it as if it was meant to be there. Could you imagine if someone walked in on the guy as he did it? Did he swoop down, or up? A professor ended up walking in as well while I was cracking up about it, and immediately was like "Oh what the ****" and walked out.

Another time I walked into a little study area at my college on the second floor, which has a beautiful view of the pond we have... Just two other people, a younger guy my age reading a book, and a middle aged man watching a cubs game. After about 2 minutes of studying the middle aged guy casually whipped out a voice recorder, and started detailing how "wonderful" it was to "have a soft tip of a young man in his mouth. Slowly feeling it get harder", and a bunch of other disturbing inappropriate things to say in public. After which, he had a 20 minute argument on the phone with his mother about the weather...Then every single last detail of his day, step by step. The other guy looked at me terrified during all this and left, but I had to stay. And managed to record some of his ramblings. Which unfortunately missed the parts where he talked about me "The sexy young man trying to become a firefighter listening in ever so intently." Mother ****er knew what was up, and got off on it. Eventually he left, and not too long after my ride came. But before going to the car, I made a quick stop to the bathroom on the first floor, where low and behold he happened to be. He looked at me and smirked, walked into the stall and said " Mhmm, I'm going to ****ing kill you, burn out your eyes" *proceeds to violently shit, sounding as if it's partially missing
wtf

[Cactus-Sack]

Do ppl really shit in public? I've never taken a shit outside of my residence except when travelling. And it's not out of some desperate holding it in type thing, I mean I've never felt even close to physiologically having to go.
This is a basketball site breh. A lot of "diversity" here you feel me

[~primetime~]

because using a toilet paper (if you're that much of a pvssy germaphobe) to touch the handle is so hard.

They're assholes
yes it is some very selfish shit to do...literally

[Cactus-Sack]

I don't really feel the need to either, we don't have urinals at my work though so it's all shared.

I used to work with a tight ass who told me he would hold it in at home because if he waited until work to go he would save money on toilet paper :roll:
Every morning he'd be busting to take a shit when he got to work.
My canadien mate does that too. "I'm getting paid to take a shit, man" Yeah, but it's fvcking gross

[BasedTom]

I think we've located the culprit, guys.

1. Says it is possible to "forget" to dispose of your logs after dropping one.

2. Thinks piss is worse than sh!t. (who thinks that?)

SugarHill is one of them.
people shit on the street in his country

It can't be helped :(

[Velocirap31]

For real.

I actually hold my morning shit UNTIL I get to work simply for the 15 minute break, and to get paid while doing it. No sense in waking up 15 minutes early to accommodate for poopy time if I can do it at work.

:lol Me to. Do this once each work day and you're getting roughly 60 hours of pay per year for pooping alone.

[Cactus-Sack]

they don't want to touch the handle


I've done this after pissing...if the urinal doesn't have a motion sensor, then my piss isn't getting flushed, simple as that.

Shit is a different story though, that's rude to the point I'll touch the handle.
Wrap your hand in toilet paper before touching anything, including taps

[RedBlackAttack]

Wrap your hand in toilet paper before touching anything, including taps
...or you could just thoroughly wash your hands after taking care of business. The door handle getting out of the bathroom is more of a threat than the toilet handle.

That's what the sink is there for.

[jongib369]

wtf
I really don't know dude

[Cactus-Sack]

...or you could just thoroughly wash your hands after taking care of business. The door handle getting out of the bathroom is more of a threat than the toilet handle.

That's what the sink is there for.
You touch door handles? :roll:

You either use paper towel to open the door, do a creative *open door, hold it with your foot while leaning back and washing your hands*manoeuvre or wait for someone else to enter/exit

[CavaliersFTW]

To any assholes who wouldn't flush their god damn shit because of the "I don't want to touch the handle" excuse.

You've got shoes on. Kick or press the god damn handle down with your shoe dickhead it's not a sophisticated mechanism.

I swear if I ever caught someone in the act of exiting a stall while tightening their belt with a smile and shit is clearly still in that toilet only an intervention from god himself could stop me from force-plunging their smugly clean hands into the same filthy waters they so selfishly left for other people to deal with. They will flush their shit as I smash their face repeatedly into the flush handle to make sure every last drop of shit exits the toilet properly. Anyone guilty out there who is caught by me will regret the day they decided it was a good idea to just leave their shit for the world to deal with because their precious skin is above touching the toilets their ass shits in.

This is years of pent up rage behind this. Other people are out there like me. Let this be a warning to any would-be shit vandals. Don't do it. You don't want to be caught.

[oh the horror]

The worst shit ever is when you walk into a restroom and there's piss all over the seat and such. Who does that? How many of you piss all over the seat at your houses?

[CavaliersFTW]

Wrap your hand in toilet paper before touching anything, including taps
Overkill don't you think?

What are you afraid to catch, someone's cancer? :lol

[BasedTom]

a lot of public restroom doors are knobless anyway

[oh the horror]

Once I saw a shit at least 17 inches long in the urinal at my community college... Skillfully done too, it climbed up the back in an L shape, and stuck to it as if it was meant to be there. Could you imagine if someone walked in on the guy as he did it? Did he swoop down, or up? A professor ended up walking in as well while I was cracking up about it, and immediately was like "Oh what the ****" and walked out.

Another time I walked into a little study area at my college on the second floor, which has a beautiful view of the pond we have... Just two other people, a younger guy my age reading a book, and a middle aged man watching a cubs game. After about 2 minutes of studying the middle aged guy casually whipped out a voice recorder, and started detailing how "wonderful" it was to "have a soft tip of a young man in my mouth. Slowly feeling it get harder", and a bunch of other disturbingly inappropriate things to say in public. After which, he had a 20 minute argument on the phone with his mother about the weather...Then every single last detail of his day, step by step. The other guy looked at me terrified during all this and left, but I had to stay. And managed to record some of his ramblings. Which unfortunately missed the parts where he talked about me "The sexy young man trying to become a firefighter listening in ever so intently." Mother ****er knew what was up, and got off on it. Eventually he left, and not too long after my ride came. But before going to the car, I made a quick stop to the bathroom on the first floor, where low and behold he happened to be. He looked at me and smirked, walked into the stall and said " Mhmm, I'm going to ****ing kill you, burn out your eyes" *proceeds to violently shit, sounding as if it's partially missing



Okay we can't just act like this story wasn't wildly disturbing.



Where is this recording?!

[BasedTom]

The worst shit ever is when you walk into a restroom and there's piss all over the seat and such. Who does that? How many of you piss all over the seat at your houses?
it's sadly common

the weird stuff is missing entirely. once I walked into a stall and someone had shat directly next to the toilet and onto the floor- I mean it was nestled under the bowl shape and shit.

some people are just beyond saving

[RedBlackAttack]

Okay we can't just act like this story wasn't wildly disturbing.



Where is this recording?!
Right. I second this request.

[CavaliersFTW]

it's sadly common

the weird stuff is missing entirely. once I walked into a stall and someone had shat directly next to the toilet and onto the floor- I mean it was nestled under the bowl shape and shit.

some people are just beyond saving
Ever been to filthy bar toilets that you can't imagine anyone ever even wanting to take a shit in?

Was at a bar and saw the toilet seat lifted and resting up against the water tank as if the toilet were just there strictly for pissing use. Normal right? But mushed between the toilet seat and the toilets tank was a MASSIVE piece of moist smelly shit. Someone had shit on the toilet seat in a crowded public bar, and then proceeded to lift the filthy toilet lid weighed down by a pound of their own fresh shit, and press it firmly into the toilet tank. Like how someone would seal an envelope with a piece of gum. And this toilet had no stall doors - anyone who walked in would have seen this person shitting onto the toilet seat and/or pressing the shit into the toilet tank.

It smelled awful too. It was fresh when I saw it, under an hour old.

[Cactus-Sack]

If I am using an infrequently used restroom I will typically just stand at the entrance and piss. I ain't actually entering unless I have to

[jongib369]

Okay we can't just act like this story wasn't wildly disturbing.



Where is this recording?!

https://youtu.be/_lFh-KMwJas

https://youtu.be/4cdKqHxV5jM


After looking over an old conversation I had about it he also made racist comments, but I forgot what they were. Pressed his thumb into his nose repeatedly, making this weird fart like sound, I think he was draining it.


"Mother you better apologize to me. I could be in bed right now"

*edit
Unfortunately I missed the best parts, didn't have much power at the time.

[CavaliersFTW]

If I am using an infrequently used restroom I will typically just stand at the entrance and piss. I ain't actually entering unless I have to
Piss into what

[Cactus-Sack]

Piss into what
The restroom

[CavaliersFTW]

The restroom
No you don't, now you're just trying to get attention.

[RedBlackAttack]

https://youtu.be/_lFh-KMwJas

https://youtu.be/4cdKqHxV5jM


After looking over an old conversation I had about it he also made racist comments, but I forgot what they were. Pressed his thumb into his nose repeatedly, making this weird fart like sound, I think he was draining it.


"Mother you better apologize to me. I could be in bed right now"

*edit
Unfortunately I missed the best parts, didn't have much power at the time.

Well, that was pretty much exactly the way you described it. The guy sounds mentally disturbed.

We may finally have an answer to OP. This recording captures the kind of person who leaves giant mounds of feces and toilet paper without flushing. He sounds like a real gem. :biggums:

Out of curiosity, when he said he was about to "destroy you" and "burn out your eyes," was he talking to you or the toilet? That part was a bit unclear.

[Styles p]

The worst shit ever is when you walk into a restroom and there's piss all over the seat and such. Who does that? How many of you piss all over the seat at your houses?

when i was little i used to be such a dickhead and piss on all the toilet paper in the restrooms lol

[PistonsFan#21]

Y'all better step your fiber diet game up if it takes you anywhere close to 15 minutes to take a dump.

[jongib369]

Well, that was pretty much exactly the way you described it. The guy sounds mentally disturbed.

We may finally have an answer to OP. This recording captures the kind of person who leaves giant mounds of feces and toilet paper without flushing. He sounds like a real gem. :biggums:

Out of curiosity, when he said he was about to "destroy you" and "burn out your eyes," was he talking to you or the toilet? That part was a bit unclear.
Two birds with one violent turd?

[oarabbus]

when i was little i used to be such a dickhead and piss on all the toilet paper in the restrooms lol


You were that kid :biggums:

[Cactus-Sack]

No you don't, now you're just trying to get attention.
Hand to God. I also don't piss in the actual toilet unless it is a nicer place. I think it's funny that the acne ridden teenagers at McDonalds have mop up my piss

[Smook B]

If OP is mad Imagine how mad the janitors feel.

[oarabbus]

Hand to God. I also don't piss in the actual toilet unless it is a nicer place. I think it's funny that the acne ridden teenagers at McDonalds have mop up my piss

Eliminate yourself from the gene pool

[Smook A.]

My friend once told me I shit all around the toilet and the door in the bathroom stall, and didn't care to flush or clean anything. I also puked, but I was wayyyy too wasted to remember that stuff. Do I believe my friend? Yeah, I'd say so.

And also, I was one of those kids in elementary schools who would yell out "ewwwww" whenever I saw unflushed shit in the toilet, but I did it myself all the time up until 4th grade. I was such a hypocrite :oldlol:

[ArbitraryWater]

Looks like its freeing for the people to talk about this when you can for once... ahhhhh get it all out

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[Smook B]

Once I saw a shit at least 17 inches long in the urinal at my community college... Skillfully done too, it climbed up the back in an L shape, and stuck to it as if it was meant to be there. Could you imagine if someone walked in on the guy as he did it? Did he swoop down, or up? A professor ended up walking in as well while I was cracking up about it, and immediately was like "Oh what the ****" and walked out.

Another time I walked into a little study area at my college on the second floor, which has a beautiful view of the pond we have... Just two other people, a younger guy my age reading a book, and a middle aged man watching a cubs game. After about 2 minutes of studying the middle aged guy casually whipped out a voice recorder, and started detailing how "wonderful" it was to "have a soft tip of a young man in my mouth. Slowly feeling it get harder", and a bunch of other disturbingly inappropriate things to say in public. After which, he had a 20 minute argument on the phone with his mother about the weather...Then every single last detail of his day, step by step. The other guy looked at me terrified during all this and left, but I had to stay. And managed to record some of his ramblings. Which unfortunately missed the parts where he talked about me "The sexy young man trying to become a firefighter listening in ever so intently." Mother ****er knew what was up, and got off on it. Eventually he left, and not too long after my ride came. But before going to the car, I made a quick stop to the bathroom on the first floor, where low and behold he happened to be. He looked at me and smirked, walked into the stall and said " Mhmm, I'm going to ****ing kill you, burn out your eyes" *proceeds to violently shit, sounding as if it's partially missing

:biggums:

[ArbitraryWater]

Once I saw a shit at least 17 inches long in the urinal at my community college... Skillfully done too, it climbed up the back in an L shape, and stuck to it as if it was meant to be there. Could you imagine if someone walked in on the guy as he did it? Did he swoop down, or up? A professor ended up walking in as well while I was cracking up about it, and immediately was like "Oh what the ****" and walked out.

Another time I walked into a little study area at my college on the second floor, which has a beautiful view of the pond we have... Just two other people, a younger guy my age reading a book, and a middle aged man watching a cubs game. After about 2 minutes of studying the middle aged guy casually whipped out a voice recorder, and started detailing how "wonderful" it was to "have a soft tip of a young man in my mouth. Slowly feeling it get harder", and a bunch of other disturbingly inappropriate things to say in public. After which, he had a 20 minute argument on the phone with his mother about the weather...Then every single last detail of his day, step by step. The other guy looked at me terrified during all this and left, but I had to stay. And managed to record some of his ramblings. Which unfortunately missed the parts where he talked about me "The sexy young man trying to become a firefighter listening in ever so intently." Mother ****er knew what was up, and got off on it. Eventually he left, and not too long after my ride came. But before going to the car, I made a quick stop to the bathroom on the first floor, where low and behold he happened to be. He looked at me and smirked, walked into the stall and said " Mhmm, I'm going to ****ing kill you, burn out your eyes" *proceeds to violently shit, sounding as if it's partially missing

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[ArbitraryWater]

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[Styles p]

Y'all better step your fiber diet game up if it takes you anywhere close to 15 minutes to take a dump.
it doesn't but my boss doesn't know that.

[jongib369]

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He somewhat resembled that guy actually. Just less stern, and more soft/pedophily

[UK2K]

If OP is mad Imagine how mad the janitors feel.

It's like three Hispanic women I see during the day. I bet they just hate their job.

And then whoever it is actually sees them walking the halls and what not. and deep down inside, they know, they left a stinky shit for them.

Maybe that's where this all stems from. Like a power trip?

[Draz]

Shits that are 10-17 inches long coiled up like anacondas don't deserve to be flushed.

[West-Side]

yep I've used my feet to flush before

I won't grab the door handles either, gotta kick those open...public urinals are disgusting, I try to get in and out without touching anything at all if that is possible.

Is it really that hard to grab some toilet paper and use it to flush? :rolleyes:
I mean you put toilet paper on the toilet seat, and sit your ass down.

But you won't touch the button to flush your piss?

[Rake2204]

One time, someone left a hand-rail sized dookie in the bathroom at a high school I was teaching at. It was comically enormous - like, couldn't not laugh at the thought of it, even as a teacher who was supposed to be acknowledging that someone in that room likely had some kind of real deal, serious digestive issue based off their deposit.

I was trying to do the right thing and not call attention to it, but multiple kids, even the quiet ones who usually never really talked to me, were coming up with this look in their eyes, explaining through poorly veiled hints that a monster was lurking in the men's bathroom.

This particular class was an alternative education environment, so it was its own building with about 30 or so kids in attendance, half of which were guys. So until the custodian was able to make the trip over from the other building, I can almost guarantee those dudes were playing a silent game of Who Done It?, where all 15 males were suspects.

Never found out who it was though. As far as I know, no one died from it, so that's good.

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[~primetime~]

Is it really that hard to grab some toilet paper and use it to flush? :rolleyes:
I mean you put toilet paper on the toilet seat, and sit your ass down.

But you won't touch the button to flush your piss?
You have an issue with someone using their shoe?