El Chapo Declares War on ISIS

[DonDadda59]

IT'S GOING DOWN. :eek:

[INDENT]'World's biggest' drug kingpin El Chapo declares war on ISIS with chilling threat

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6073354.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Joaquin-Guzman-Loera-escape.jpg

One of the world's most wanted drug lords has reportedly 'declared war' on the Islamic State in a threatening letter.

Joaqu

[Patrick Chewing]

The enemy of my enemy is my friend?

[oh the horror]

Anyone have that Bad Boys shit just got real gif?

[RedBlackAttack]

F#ck yeah.

http://breaking911.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/imgel-chapo-isis.jpg

[BasedTom]

Place your bets

I've got the taco eaters

[oh the horror]

So, El Chapo has the email address of the leader of ISIS?

[Patrick Chewing]

Place your bets

I've got the taco eaters


Mexicans scare me more than ISIS at the moment. Who knows what they be putting in them tacos and quesadillas. Motherf'ers use machetes and behead and shoot up people just like ISIS too. And that's right across the border.

[Nanners]

how did cartelblog.com obtain and crack an encrypted email?

i call shenanigans.

[DonDadda59]

So, El Chapo has the email address of the leader of ISIS?

They're both in the Legion of Doom registry.


Anyone have that Bad Boys shit just got real gif?

http://img.pandawhale.com/105044-bad-boys-shit-just-got-real-gi-nMpT.gif

[BurningHammer]

Why ISIS is so dumb it has made enemies everywhere including equally evil groups?

[Brujesino]

Tio chapo tu dime cuando y yo llego con armas listos

[fiddy]

lmao, first crips/bloods, now this guy, so hes going to travel half the world, be surrounded by questionable arabs and hunt jihadi arabs?

[Cactus-Sack]

how did cartelblog.com obtain and crack an encrypted email?

i call shenanigans.
The whole thing reeks of hooey

[ZeN]

Tio chapo tu dime cuando y yo llego con armas listos
No jueges guey, ese chapo cabron de seguro tambien tiene gente aqui en ISH.. Ese pendejo es super technologico. Pinche email del ISIS, no juega ese guey.

[qrich]

Can we just organize the groups and put this shit on PPV?

[~primetime~]

Seems like the entire world agrees that the Earth would be better off without the Middle East.

Can't we just nuke that area and then never talk about it again?, you know act like it never happened? Like when you helped your buddy bury that dead hooker who ODed on coke, we all just go about our lives like it never happened.

[oarabbus]

how did cartelblog.com obtain and crack an encrypted email?

i call shenanigans.


Yeah actually sounds like total bullshit. We are to believe El Chapo accidentally emailed cartelblog.com instead of ISIS?

[dubeta]

So basically U.S, Russia, China, U.K, France, Germany, Saudi Arabia, Canada, and even f*cking The Mexican Cartel is officially at war with ISIS, and they still cant defeat them? :roll: :roll:


Has anyone wondered how ISIS is still around even though the entire world is at war against them??


Theyre a group of 40,000 people with no military training, garbage equipment, mostly rebels and youth, no sophistication, no resources, and the entire world still cant defeat them yet?


Goes to show how incompetent our leaders are

[Nanners]

Seems like the entire world agrees that the Earth would be better off without the Middle East.

Can't we just nuke that area and then never talk about it again?, you know act like it never happened? Like when you helped your buddy bury that dead hooker who ODed on coke, we all just go about our lives like it never happened.

the thing is when you bury a dead hooker that shit can haunt you. your buddy ends up becoming an alcoholic and commits suicide and you spend the next 3 decades of your life in counseling.

[fiddy]

So basically U.S, Russia, China, U.K, France, Germany, Saudi Arabia, Canada, and even f*cking The Mexican Cartel is officially at war with ISIS, and they still cant defeat them? :roll: :roll:


Has anyone wondered how ISIS is still around even though the entire world is at war against them??


Theyre a group of 40,000 people with no military training, garbage equipment, mostly rebels and youth, no sophistication, no resources, and the entire world still cant defeat them yet?


Goes to show how incompetent our leaders are


If you consider U.S. produced equipment garbage, then you are right

[CavaliersFTW]

So basically U.S, Russia, China, U.K, France, Germany, Saudi Arabia, Canada, and even f*cking The Mexican Cartel is officially at war with ISIS, and they still cant defeat them? :roll: :roll:


Has anyone wondered how ISIS is still around even though the entire world is at war against them??


Theyre a group of 40,000 people with no military training, garbage equipment, mostly rebels and youth, no sophistication, no resources, and the entire world still cant defeat them yet?


Goes to show how incompetent our leaders are
You forgot to mention the hacking group anonymous.

But to answer your question, you and six friends try to kill some fleas on your dog with sledge hammers.

It's one small pest. You've got giant hammers. Get rid of it. Simple right? Better get it done before the fleas start reproducing too, if you don't the problem will be lots of fleas.

Are you also not tempted to change your entire philosophy of what is right and what is wrong to try to kill the dog that harbors the fleas with your hammers?

[NumberSix]

Muslims vs Mexicans.

[CavaliersFTW]

Muslims vs Mexicans.
Trump is so happy right now :lol

[~primetime~]

the thing is when you bury a dead hooker that shit can haunt you. your buddy ends up becoming an alcoholic and commits suicide and you spend the next 3 decades of your life in counseling.
IDK, the guilt might still be worth it. Is anyone over there actually living a happy life? Might be doing them a favor too.

We can nuke them all and then just sweep it under the rug and pretend it never happened like Germany does WW2. We'll just walk away whistling.

[dubeta]

You forgot to mention the hacking group anonymous.

But to answer your question, you and six friends try to kill some fleas on your dog with sledge hammers.

It's one small pest. You've got giant hammers. Get rid of it. Simple right? Better get it done before the fleas start reproducing too, if you don't the problem will be lots of fleas.

Are you also not tempted to change your entire philosophy of what is right and what is wrong to try to kill the dog that harbors the fleas with your hammers?

-Nuke the region (Iraq)

-Blame it on Iran (cover it up)

-take the oil ( 3rd largest reserves in the world)

- Use the oil to pay off $19 trillion national debt

-?????

-Profit

:lol

[Nanners]

IDK, the guilt might still be worth it. Is anyone over there actually living a happy life? Might be doing them a favor too.

We can nuke them all and then just sweep it under the rug and pretend it never happened like Germany does WW2. We'll just walk away whistling.

the saudi royal family are no doubt loving life these days

[oarabbus]

IDK, the guilt might still be worth it. Is anyone over there actually living a happy life? Might be doing them a favor too.

We can nuke them all and then just sweep it under the rug and pretend it never happened like Germany does WW2. We'll just walk away whistling.


Yes, basically everyone in power in the middle east or those connected to them is probably living 1000x more happily and lavishly than any of us here. Just imagine how happily Kim Jong Un is living even as NK is maybe the worst country in the world

[fiddy]

-Nuke the region (Iraq)

-Blame it on Iran (cover it up)

-take the oil ( 3rd largest reserves in the world)

- Use the oil to pay off $19 trillion national debt

-?????

-Profit

:lol
Iraq and Iran are buddies ATM you dumb fuсk

[~primetime~]

Yes, basically everyone in power in the middle east or those connected to them is probably living 1000x more happily and lavishly than any of us here.
I actually doubt that...I mean they go to hell for looking at porn there...do any of them even know what a blow job is? Women can't show a thing.

Bin Laden was 'in power' correct?...his life was shit

[Nanners]

I actually doubt that...I mean they go to hell for looking at porn there...do any of them even know what a blow job is? Women can't show a thing.

Bin Laden was 'in power' correct?...his life was shit

those saudi royals do whatever the **** they want, of course they know what a blow job is.

http://i.alalam.ir/news/Image/Inner-Media/2015/03/02/alalam_635609207810590574_25f_4x3.jpg

this asshole has golden throne and a hot tub on his private plane

[BasedTom]

seriously speaking, this is probably nothing

italian mafia were threatening ISIS earlier and you haven't seen them man the front lines yet you know

[oarabbus]

those saudi royals do whatever the **** they want, of course they know what a blow job is.

http://i.alalam.ir/news/Image/Inner-Media/2015/03/02/alalam_635609207810590574_25f_4x3.jpg

this asshole has golden throne on his private plane


This. Maybe not 'anyone in power' in the Middle East is living large but the Saudi (Extended) Royal Family? Those depraved fu.cks are living it up.

[Nick Young]

those saudi royals do whatever the **** they want, of course they know what a blow job is.

http://i.alalam.ir/news/Image/Inner-Media/2015/03/02/alalam_635609207810590574_25f_4x3.jpg

this asshole has golden throne on his private plane
All the money in the world and his private plane looks gaudy as shit.

#NoClass

[~primetime~]

But I bet that oil sheik in the gold jet thinks he will burn in hell if he sees porn lol

[Nanners]

But I bet that oil sheik in the gold jet thinks he will burn in hell if he sees porn lol


nah that dude has probably got like 20 whores in the back of that plane, plus all his "wives".

middle eastern countries are actually among the highest consumers of internet porn :oldlol:

[fiddy]

seriously speaking, this is probably nothing

italian mafia were threatening ISIS earlier and you haven't seen them man the front lines yet you know
Bunch of fuсkboys running their mouth for publicity

[~primetime~]

nah that dude has probably got like 20 whores in the back of that plane, plus all his "wives".

middle eastern countries are actually among the highest consumers of internet porn :oldlol:
Did not know, I guess they deserve to live

[Draz]

El chapo 2016

[dubeta]

So Trump is against El Chapo and ISIS

ISIS is against Trump and El Chapo


And El Chapo is against Trump and ISIS




Looks like the beginning of World War 3


:lol :lol

[imdaman99]

He's gonna find out that it's hard to exterminate roaches...

[fiddy]

So Trump is against El Chapo and ISIS

ISIS is against Trump and El Chapo


And El Chapo is against Trump and ISIS




Looks like the beginning of World War 3


:lol :lol
Jameer, you dumb AF