CHOOSE YOUR DREAM LIFE: Where would you rather live?

[Nick Young]

Here are the seven options:
Option 1: Black Death Europe. You live in a medieval European City infected by the black death. Verona, to be specific. You're an apocathery apprentice.

Option 2: ISIS Iraq-you live in an Iraqi village controlled by ISIS. You're a humble goat herder with a lovely fiance named Fatimah.

Option 3: The Mongolian Steppes-right before the rise of Ghengis, you're a humble yak herder. Remember, this might seem idyllic, but Mongolia has a harsh freezing cold climate, and once you get in to Ghengis army it will be tougher. Plus you might get attacked by raiders. Entire units were executed if one guy in the unit disobeyed orders and many units were sent in on suicide attacks with no chance of survival.

Option 4: Tenochtitlan-You live in the capital of the Aztec empire during the decline, about 50 years before the Spanish first arrive. You live in a section of the city with 50,000 people. Every week someone from your section is randomly selected to be sacrificed on the top of the pyramid. You are a humble fisherman, but you have a cool obsidian club passed down to you by your grandfather who was a legendary eagle warrior-who himself died when he was selected for sacrifice.

Option 5: The Rio de Janeiro Favella-you are a butcher living in the slums of Rio. Basically it's City of God here. You are the most talented butcher of your generation, and are capable of drawing prime cuts of meat from even the shittiest starving animal-the question is will you survive the gangsters long enough to one day become the rose who grows through concrete like Rocket/Buscap

[DonDadda59]

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Option 5: The Rio de Janeiro Favella-you are a butcher living in the slums of Rio. Basically it's City of God here. You are the most talented butcher of your generation, and are capable of drawing prime cuts of meat from even the shittiest starving animal-the question is will you survive the gangsters long enough to one day become the rose who grows through concrete like Rocket/Buscap

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I will go with option 5 the option I want the least is 6.

[nathanjizzle]

I dont know which one to choose, so many good choices to pick from.

[macmac]

Rio de Janeiro all day. With my entrepreneurial and people skills, I can easily survive and go on to open a bomb ass Brazilian Steakhouse. Plus play cards on the side with these Latin American fish, I'm out two years tops lol

[zoom17]

Also why is the title called dream life none of those choices are great at all.

[Nick Young]

Shit I'm going to have to add a stipulation to the Rio option.



OK-the new stipulation for Option 5:


Your father was a Robin Hood type figure who would rob from the gangsters and redistribute wealth to the poor.

He was crucified and disemboweled on the front of your family butcher shop 2 years ago.

Despite the father being killed, many of the high ranking gangsters still seek revenge on his family.

Though the common people love you-because your dad was Brazillian Batman who gave them money, and also because you cut good meat, the murderous gangsters in power hate you, despite the fact you have never messed with the gang life.


Your BFF Lil Nino has recently started selling coke for one of the top gangsters in Rio-not the ones who killed your father, but ones who your father robbed from..


You currently live with your grandma-your only family left, and you have to change her diaper twice a day.|

The gangsters who killed your dad wrote you a note in your dad's blood on the wall of your butcher shop that one day they will get you too-but you have no idea if/when they'll come after you.

[Giaodollo]

Also why is the title called dream life none of those choices are great at all.

Depends on how you look at it. Stupid people like you, would only see the negativities meanwhile entrepreneur (albeit a show off entrepreneur, but an entrepreneur nonetheless, like MacMac) would see the benefits in all situations...

Option 1: People are sick, you have medicine, ca ****ing ching, you rich mane..

**** I just got a nosebleed, brb..

[zoom17]

Depends on how you look at it. Stupid people like you, would only see the negativities meanwhile entrepreneur (albeit a show off entrepreneur, but an entrepreneur nonetheless, like MacMac) would see the benefits in all situations...

Option 1: People are sick, you have medicine, ca ****ing ching, you rich mane..

**** I just got a nosebleed, brb..

Option #1 is one of the worst you will be lucky to make it to 20.

[Giaodollo]

Option #1 is one of the worst you will be lucky to make it to 20.

You got medicine... just pop some pills and you fine. and rich.

[zoom17]

You got medicine... just pop some pills and you fine. and rich.

Pretty sure you only get medicine from that time period which were pretty shitty so no you won't be fine.

[Nick Young]

You got medicine... just pop some pills and you fine. and rich.
No one knows which medicine worked and which didn't-European doctors sucked in those days, didn't even know how to create antibiotics.

[Segatti]

Easily option 6, it's better than my current life tbh

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I was born and survived in war torn West Africa... Spent time in the Child Army of the rebels

[MMKM]

Id take option 4. If they sacrifice 1 person out of 50,000 each week I could live 100 years and still have about a 90% chance of not being chosen. Plus South American women are pretty hot. I'd play the field, show them my big club. Sounds amazing.

Least? I guess the slave butt sex with dudes, that's hard to beat. Unless you're gay, then I guess it's an awesome choice. No judgement.

[Nick Young]

I'm going to add a bonus stipulation to the Buttsecks Athens slave option:



You are so beloved by the elite of Athens that you are constantly showered with gifts like gold. Every meal you eat is absolutely delicious. One particularly rich and well connected nobleman named Gayeus has a particular liking of you.


In exchange for sucking his dick, every two weeks, he sets you up on dates with any chick in Athens that you want. Because the Athens elites like you so much, they always talk about you. You're one of the biggest celebrities in Athens. The hotties all know and talk about you as a legendary stud, so once Gayeus does set you up on dates with the Greek mega hotties-it is pretty much a sure thing you will have a beautiful knight of boinkage with them because they see you as their equivalent of Brad Pitt/Justin Bieber.


ALSO-you will never get sick, until the day you die. If plague strikes Athens, you're immune.

[MMKM]

I'm going to add a bonus stipulation to the Buttsecks Athens slave option:



You are so beloved by the elite of Athens that you are constantly showered with gifts like gold. Every meal you eat is absolutely delicious. One particularly rich and well connected nobleman named Gayeus has a particular liking of you.


In exchange for sucking his dick, every two weeks, he sets you up on dates with any chick in Athens that you want. Because the Athens elites like you so much, they always talk about you. You're one of the biggest celebrities in Athens. The hotties all know and talk about you as a legendary stud, so once Gayeus does set you up on dates with the Greek mega hotties-it is pretty much a sure thing you will have a beautiful knight of boinkage with them because they see you as their equivalent of Brad Pitt/Justin Bieber.


ALSO-you will never get sick, until the day you die. If plague strikes Athens, you're immune.

.....still keeping my game plan

[Segatti]

Now you ruined option 6 op. I want anything of this celebrity bs, just let me be a effeminate slave/*** dumpster.

[Nick Young]

Now you ruined option 6 op. I want anything of this celebrity bs, just let me be a effeminate slave/*** dumpster.
You can choose to ignore the amendment of option 6 if you wish.

[DonDadda59]

I was born and survived in war torn West Africa... Spent time in the Child Army of the rebels

Youse a bitch and a snitch. Not fooling anybody. :no:


One particularly rich and well connected nobleman named Gayeus has a particular liking of you.

Subtle.

[Giaodollo]

Pretty sure you only get medicine from that time period which were pretty shitty so no you won't be fine.

I am an apothecary apprentice, that's even a bigger oppurtunity. No cure, I am an apothecary. MORE MONEY!

[Nick Young]

I am an apothecary apprentice, that's even a bigger oppurtunity. No cure, I am an apothecary. MORE MONEY!
You're also the one on the frontlines sent out to heal the plague victims.


Unless you discover that bread mold is the cure for black death, you will likely die of plague-maybe you'll survive, but it's unlikely.

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Not joking

I spent 5 years in Liberia during the 1st civil war

[Giaodollo]

Subtle.


Right, Gaius would have been fun instead.:oldlol:


This one. Grew up in apartheid era Soweto. Rio Favellas ain't shit. F*ck a city of God, I'm from Rockville b*tch. It'd be nothing.

Least- the Greek butt sechs. No need to explain, yes? :confusedshrug:
Right on brother, I see why you hate white people, you grew up in apartheid SA. It all makes sense now.

Tbh your hate is justified. On the other hand though, South Africa was a much better place in the apartheid era, spoken as a white man though...

[MMKM]

If I live in the alien zoo how big is my enclosure?

[DonDadda59]

Right, Gaius would have been fun instead.:oldlol:


Right on brother, I see why you hate white people, you grew up in apartheid SA. It all makes sense now.

Tbh your hate is justified. On the other hand though, South Africa was a much better place in the apartheid era, spoken as a white man though...

I love all mankind. I hate no one for who they were born as... only for the douchebag they grew up to be :cheers:


Not joking

I spent 5 years in Liberia during the 1st civil war

Why? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seVdI6FGjk0)

[Giaodollo]

You're also the one on the frontlines sent out to heal the plague victims.


Unless you discover that bread mold is the cure for black death, you will likely die of plague-maybe you'll survive, but it's unlikely.

do I get financially compensated for a courageous service such as that?

[Nick Young]

Right, Gaius would have been fun instead.:oldlol:

This is the latinized spelling.


The Greek spelling actually is Gayeus IE Perseus, Theseus, Pegasus, etc etc

[Giaodollo]

This is the latinized spelling.


The Greek spelling actually is Gayeus IE Perseus, Theseus, Pegasus, etc etc
Guess I've been reading and watching too much about Roman era.. Thanks for letting me now, sir.

[Nick Young]

do I get financially compensated for a courageous service such as that?
If you're a good apprentice you have a chance to graduate to become a Master, and start your own apothecary, once your Master says your ready.


In theory, if you survive the plague, your reputation will be pretty high.

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No i'm being 100% serious

I was there when sam doe was captured and executed

[Nick Young]

If I live in the alien zoo how big is my enclosure?
It is as big as the tiger enclosure in the Los Angeles zoo.

You have zero privacy though, unlike the tigers who can sometimes hide behind trees so you can barely see them.