I'm in college and I have a criminal record...please help me pick a major.

[stalkerforlife]

What can I do with misdemeanor batteries and 2 DUIs? Throw in a couple of drunk in public arrests, too...whatever the hell they call them.

I want to be a nurse, but i'm scared the misdemeanor batteries will prohibit me.

Damn, I may be wasting my time.

There is no future for a changed man.

[TripleA]

Technician

[Akrazotile]

Find a good home for your kids and then drink poison bro.

[stalkerforlife]

Technician

Elaborate.

[stalkerforlife]

Find a good home for your kids and then drink poison bro.

We have a good home.

Chill and help.

[TripleA]

Elaborate.


Summary/Objective
The maintenance technician position is responsible for performing highly diversified duties to install, troubleshoot, repair and maintain production and facility equipment according to safety, predictive and productive maintenance systems and processes to support the achievement of the site

[stalkerforlife]

[QUOTE=TripleA]Summary/Objective
The maintenance technician position is responsible for performing highly diversified duties to install, troubleshoot, repair and maintain production and facility equipment according to safety, predictive and productive maintenance systems and processes to support the achievement of the site

[Nick Young]

Study gender studies bro

[stalkerforlife]

Study gender studies bro

What can I do with that?

My latest professor was a feminist and she hates me.

[Akrazotile]

We have a good home.

Chill and help.


Nah, come on man. Seriously. Drink poison.

[HenryGarfunkle]

Nah, come on man. Seriously. Drink poison.
Viscous bro

[Bay Area Baller]

bro you need to get those expunged. Did you successfully complete probation? Call a lawyer see if they can write up an explanation of how you turned your life around. AA meetings, family, school, successful probation, ect. Lawyers do these all the times and should n't be that expensive. Dui drop off after 7-10 years depending on state. After all this with expungement any routine background check your (m) won't show up.

GL bro

[bigkingsfan]

Criminal justice

[warriorfan]

Akz feeling some type of way cause op gets 10x the attention with a fraction of an effort. akz is here writing nonsense essays and telling us his shitty life story about not being able to act and stalker takes his shirt off and makes a video everyone loves in under 5 mins. Akz you are done, it's stalker's forum now. Just let it go and start dealing with it.

[Akrazotile]

Akz feeling some type of way cause op gets 10x the attention with a fraction of an effort. akz is here writing nonsense essays and telling us his shitty life story about not being able to act and stalker takes his shirt off and makes a video everyone loves in under 5 mins. Akz you are done, it's stalker's forum now. Just let it go and start dealing with it.


:biggums:


Bro I get more attention from you alone than OP gets from the entire world. :biggums:

[Lamar Doom]

Seems to me that you're more interested in job than an education so pick something that puts you in a position to get work right out of school. History might be interesting but it's not going to feed your family. Figure out something interesting or even tolerable to you and talk to you advisors. You seem to have a good grasp on your weaknesses so it should be easy for you to aim for something reasonable/realistic. Good luck man, I like and am rooting for you.

[Fudge]

:biggums:


Bro I get more attention from you alone than OP gets from the entire world. :biggums:
:roll:

[stalkerforlife]

Akz feeling some type of way cause op gets 10x the attention with a fraction of an effort. akz is here writing nonsense essays and telling us his shitty life story about not being able to act and stalker takes his shirt off and makes a video everyone loves in under 5 mins. Akz you are done, it's stalker's forum now. Just let it go and start dealing with it.

:cheers:

[Hittin_Shots]

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[FreezingTsmoove]

Accountant

Youll be making that KD bro

[CarlosBoozer]

Baskin Robbins?

[nathanjizzle]

guidance counselor for black youths.

[DukeDelonte13]

both batteries and DUIs may be non-expungable offenses, plus once you have over a certain amount of misdemeanors, at least in ohio, you are ineligible for expungement.

any field that has a board, like medicine, law, nursing, etc., are tougher on people with background issues. Private corporations aren't as tough on them.

[West-Side]

Just hit the gym and start roofing under the table.
You don't even need to waste your time with school.

Most criminals like you work under the table.

[rezznor]

Plasma donor

[ISHGoat]

Just hit the gym and start roofing under the table.
You don't even need to waste your time with school.

Most criminals like you work under the table.

This guy makes a good point. OP you already have a rap sheet, you might as well consider a career as a criminal.

[Draz]

Psychology/Philosophy/Sociology

[UK2K]

What can I do with misdemeanor batteries and 2 DUIs? Throw in a couple of drunk in public arrests, too...whatever the hell they call them.

I want to be a nurse, but i'm scared the misdemeanor batteries will prohibit me.

Damn, I may be wasting my time.

There is no future for a changed man.

Military. Go be a nurse in the chAir Force or some shit. They'll not only pay you, they'll train you, and then give you 4 years of on the job training.

Then when you get out, you can get a job easy peezy.

Normally, I don't suggest anyone go into the military unless 1) you really want to do it or 2) you need job training and have no other option.

Do your 4 or 5 years in the boy scouts, **** some banging ass air force hoes, get you a nice paycheck, a job, and years of experience.... then go into the civilian world and dominate.

Worked well for me. :confusedshrug:

[SpecialQue]

Comparative religions.

[Draz]

Ishology

[Levity]

battery and DUI's you say? hmmmm.....

maybe future coach of the Bucks?

[tmacattack33]

2 DUI's?

I'd let you slide with maybe one. But 2 means that during the second one, you knew you had a problem and you knew the consequences but you still chose to drive.


I'm not sure which fields care about this more than others, but that would my stance if i was looking to hire you.

[Akrazotile]

2 DUI's?

I'd let you slide with maybe one. But 2 means that during the second one, you knew you had a problem and you knew the consequences but you still chose to drive.


I'm not sure which fields care about this more than others, but that would my stance if i was looking to hire you.


If you have a company, most people who work for you will have driven drunk in their lives far more than twice. It's just a matter of who got caught and who didn't.

It's an extremely dangerous thing and I'm not diminishing it, but the fact is it's something people have always done particularly when they're young, and it's hard to see that ever changing, tbh.

If both incidents had plenty of time behind them, I'd look more at their present character than focus on a couple duis in the past.

[ROCSteady]

battery and DUI's you say? hmmmm.....

maybe future coach of the Bucks?


:oldlol:

[iamgine]

Stay home dad

[sammichoffate]

Criminal Psychologist

[Smoke117]

Guidance Counselor. You can regale the kids telling them about how you dropped out of hs because of acne and what your life has been since...