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sundizz
12-15-2015, 07:17 AM
This is pretty much all you need to know. There are a million other books etc out there but none of them "count" anymore. The movie released on the 17th will follow just the movies. In a galaxy far, far away....

Key terminology

Coruscant: This planet is the Capital of the Republic (and Empire). It is in the part of the galaxy known as the Core Worlds. Planets further away are usually referred to as Outer Rim planets. An example if Tattooine, where Anakin Skywalker is originally from. It is known as a city that stretches an entire planet. It stars at Level 1 (consider uninhabitable), and goes all the way up to Level 5127. Over 1 trillion (1,000,000,000,000) beings live on Coruscant with over 68% being humans.

The Force: The Force is a binding, metaphysical, and ubiquitous power in the Star Wars galaxy. It is an energy field that connects all living things in the galaxy. The power of the Force could be used by individuals who were sensitive to it, a power that was tapped through the presence and use of midi-chlorians. Anakin Skywalker and Yoda had two of the highest midi-chlorian counts ever recorded.

Usage of the Force granted a number of useful powers, such as the ability to sense impending attacks; to push and lift physical objects; influence the thoughts of others, known as the "Jedi mind trick"; and even see the future or maintain one's consciousness after death. Dark side users strong with the Force could summon lightning from their fingertips. Jedi taught younglings that the Force could be used for many purposes, including protection, persuasion, wisdom, the manipulation of matter and the performance of great physical feats.

Certain individuals that were not Force-sensitive sometimes doubted its very existence. For example, Han Solo once stated, when asked by Luke Skywalker if he believed in the Force, that "I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything."

Jedi: The Jedi study, serve and utilize the Force, in order to help and protect those in need. The Jedi members, known as Jedi Knights respect all life by defending and protecting those who cannot do it for themselves, striving for peaceful and non-combative solutions to any altercations they encounter and fighting only in self-defense and for the defense of those they protect. Like their evil counterparts, the Sith, their main weapon is the lightsaber. By training the mind and the body the Jedi seek to improve themselves by gaining unfettered access to the Force while also seeking to improve those individuals and groups they come in contact with.

Sith: The Sith are dedicated to sith philosophy and to mastering the dark side of the Force.[2] The Sith members, known as Sith Lords or Dark Lords of the Sith, traditionally use the title Darth-prefix before their Sith name. The Sith are the archenemies of the quasi-religious Jedi and, like them, their main weapon is the lightsaber. While Jedi are subservient to the Force and aid the Galactic Republic by utilizing the Force for peace, knowledge and defense, the Sith prefer to exploit the Force for power, aggression or personal gain; desires that inevitably led to both imperial conquest and their own self-destruction.

The Jedi Order: The Jedi Order is composed of younglings, Padawans (apprentices), Jedi Knights, Jedi Masters, and Grand Masters (Yoda, and eventually Luke). The Jedi Temple is on the main Core Planet of Coruscant.

Lightsaber: The lightsaber is a weapon used by the Jedi and the Sith. Lightsabers consisted of a plasma blade, powered by a kyber crystal in Jedi weapons or a Sith crystal in Sith weapons, and emitted from a metallic hilt. It is a weapon that requires skill and training, and is greatly enhanced when used in conjunction with the Force. Though also used by the Sith, the lightsaber was synonymous with the Jedi, with some in the galaxy believing only Jedi used lightsabers.

Lightsabers were generally used both for combat and defense. A lightsaber could cut through virtually anything, from enemies to blast doors. The only ways to block the incoming attack of a lightsaber was with an electrostaff or another lightsaber. When used defensively, a skilled user could deflect blaster bolts with a lightsaber, and even reflect the shots back toward the shooter or some other target. Experienced Jedi could even employ their lightsabers to absorb Force lightning. Most practitioners used one, single-bladed lightsaber, though some used double-bladed lightsabers or even multiple lightsabers at once.

sundizz
12-15-2015, 07:20 AM
Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
Young Jedi Padawan Obi Wan Kenobi and his master Qui Gon Jin are on Planet Naboo when the Trade Federation Attacks with a droid Army. Naboo politician Senator Palpatine overthrows the Chancellor and takes his place, because the Senate would not help fight off the droid army. They flee with the Queen of Naboo, Padme Amidada to Tattooine, where they meet Anakin Skywalker, a slave boy born of a virgin who has extreme levels of the force with no training. They barter for his release by having Anakin win a pod-race, and bring him to the Jedi Council to approve his training.

Mace Windu, and the council allows Qui Gon to train Anakin, and Obi Wan to become a Jedi Master, and take him back to Naboo, where they defeat the Trade Federation with Anakin destroying their space station. Sith Master Darth Maul fights and kills Qui Gon in the process, and Obi Wan cuts him in half immediately after. Young Anakin, Obi Wan, and others are honored for defeating the droids. Obi Wan takes Anakin as his apprentice.

Episode II: Attack of the Clones
About 15 years later, the Trade Federation has more droids and launches war upon the Galactic Senate (the Republic). The Jedi council fears Galatic senator Padme is in danger after an attempt on her life and assigns Obi Wan and Anakin to protect her. They find out there's an assassin and Anakin and Padme travel to Naboo (her home planet) for refuge where they fall in love, a direct violation of Jedi practice. Obi Wan follows the assassin and finds out that a clone army has been made for the Jedi to lead from the assassin

coin24
12-15-2015, 07:29 AM
You know what's better than Star Wars? A woman's pus.sy:oldlol:

Random_Guy
12-15-2015, 10:39 AM
You know what's better than Star Wars? A woman's pus.sy:oldlol:
water is wet, whats better than a women's *****?

Velocirap31
12-15-2015, 10:45 AM
water is wet, whats better than a women's *****?

Two women's *******?

DonDadda59
12-15-2015, 10:51 AM
water is wet, whats better than a women's *****?

ISH: 'Eating ass' http://crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/funny-sports-gif-big-baby-davis-tongue.gif


:facepalm

Legends66NBA7
12-15-2015, 11:20 AM
Parts 4-6 ?

Random_Guy
12-15-2015, 12:37 PM
Two women's *******?
:eek: :bowdown: :cheers:

Akrazotile
12-15-2015, 12:44 PM
[QUOTE=sundizz]Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
Young Jedi Padawan Obi Wan Kenobi and his master Qui Gon Jin are on Planet Naboo when the Trade Federation Attacks with a droid Army. Naboo politician Senator Palpatine overthrows the Chancellor and takes his place, because the Senate would not help fight off the droid army. They flee with the Queen of Naboo, Padme Amidada to Tattooine, where they meet Anakin Skywalker, a slave boy born of a virgin who has extreme levels of the force with no training. They barter for his release by having Anakin win a pod-race, and bring him to the Jedi Council to approve his training.

Mace Windu, and the council allows Qui Gon to train Anakin, and Obi Wan to become a Jedi Master, and take him back to Naboo, where they defeat the Trade Federation with Anakin destroying their space station. Sith Master Darth Maul fights and kills Qui Gon in the process, and Obi Wan cuts him in half immediately after. Young Anakin, Obi Wan, and others are honored for defeating the droids. Obi Wan takes Anakin as his apprentice.

Episode II: Attack of the Clones
About 15 years later, the Trade Federation has more droids and launches war upon the Galactic Senate (the Republic). The Jedi council fears Galatic senator Padme is in danger after an attempt on her life and assigns Obi Wan and Anakin to protect her. They find out there's an assassin and Anakin and Padme travel to Naboo (her home planet) for refuge where they fall in love, a direct violation of Jedi practice. Obi Wan follows the assassin and finds out that a clone army has been made for the Jedi to lead from the assassin

DonDadda59
12-15-2015, 12:46 PM
Fascinating....

Not at all. That movie was ass cheeks.

Godzuki
12-15-2015, 12:59 PM
Star Wars: 8.5/10 sets the stage. princess Lea was hot as fukk.

Empire: 9/10 snow intro was badass. the costumes in this one are the best like storm troopers were pimp.

Jedi: 9/10 Jedi intro was the best moments of the series. ewoks ruined the movie. Lea in a bikini as Jaba's sex slave saved it.

Phantom menace: ghey. worst acting/script ever~

Attack of the Clones: less ghey but clusterfukks of jedi was ghey

revenge of the Sith: not great, not terrible, but still sort of ghey. i dont like that fgt playing young vader.

Rising: black guy jedi is super ghey. boycotting this mass marketed BET garbage.