ABC News Is Trolling With This Top Baby Names of 2015 List

[UK2K]

I see people name their kids Asher and Svern and all kinds of stupid shit. What is wrong with people these days? They're your kids, so by all means, name them dickfacemcgooglegurgen but... your children are going to hate you when they grow to the age that they realize their name is stupid AF.

These names are atrocious.

Girls

1. Esme

2. Evelyn

3. Mia

4. Abigail

5. Luna

6. Chloe

7. Emily

8. Arabella

9. Ava

10. Anna

Boys

1. Kai

2. Austin

3. Lachlan

4. Graham

5. Everett

6. Theo

7. Elliot

8. Matthew

9. Lincoln

10. Axel

[Draz]

Emily and Matthew are the only likable ones. Where they coming up with these names from? Also I believe people resemble what their names are.

[Velocirap31]

For girls I like: Chloe, Emily, Ava

For boys: Matthew, Axel

[nathanjizzle]

The most popular name in the world is Mohamed.

[fiddy]

The most popular name in the world is Mohamed.
Not for too long

[BurningHammer]

I see why people want to name their boy Kai after the Great King Kai. :bowdown:
http://static.tumblr.com/76g17bu/KQSlocx2z/kingkailaugh.gif

[KevinNYC]

It's not an ABC list. It's from Nameberry and their methodology is just wack.

They are basing their list of the popularity of searches for names. Which means they are going to get a lot of names that people don't know too much about.

If you name your kid John, you probably know exactly why you are naming him that.

This is one of those, let's put out a press release and reporters just typing it up as news.

[stalkerforlife]

Kai is tight.

I named my 3 month old son Jax.

[LJJ]

Most of those names aren't that bad... Luna, Arabella, Kai, Lachlan, Everett and Lincoln seem whack to me, but it's not the disaster I was expecting. The rest are normal names.

[West-Side]

I see people name their kids Asher and Svern and all kinds of stupid shit. What is wrong with people these days? They're your kids, so by all means, name them dickfacemcgooglegurgen but... your children are going to hate you when they grow to the age that they realize their name is stupid AF.

These names are atrocious.

Girls

1. Esme

2. Evelyn

3. Mia

4. Abigail

5. Luna

6. Chloe

7. Emily

8. Arabella

9. Ava

10. Anna

Boys

1. Kai

2. Austin

3. Lachlan

4. Graham

5. Everett

6. Theo

7. Elliot

8. Matthew

9. Lincoln

10. Axel


Guy name's are atrocious, WTF?
Kai? Sounds like a girls name to me. Theo? Everett? Lachlan? *Puke*


The bolded names are the only ones I think are good/okay.

[ArbitraryWater]

Lachlan?

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[UK2K]

I've seen some baby names that are just like... Like I know you want your kid to have a unique name but, come on.

Now everyone is naming their kids Aiden and Rowan. Its almost like its become a competition to see who can name their kid the most unique name.

[Nick Young]

Everyone wants their kid to be a special snowflake.

So they name their kid whatever the hottest trending name is at the time.

[Nick Young]

I'd name my kid Goku.

[~primetime~]

My wife is pregnant right now, we have been going over names, these are the top-10 most popular for 2015. Not sure where ABC got those names from...

Boys:
1. Jackson
2. Aiden
3. Liam
4. Lucas
5. Noah
6. Mason
7. Ethan
8. Caden
9. Logan
10. Jacob

Girls:
1. Sophia
2. Emma
3. Olivia
4. Ava
5. Mia
6. Isabella
7. Zoe
8. Lily
9. Emily
10. Madison


That said, my son's name will not be any of these....screw going with what everyone else is going with, there will probably be 20 'Jacksons' at his high school, no need to add another.

[KevinNYC]

The list is taken from a website where people go to look up trendy baby names.

If you're naming your kid Michael, you have no need to go there. The list is based on what people search for. It's not actually based on the number of current baby names.

Today people are searching for these.


Adeline Alexander Arden Casey Catherine Cloud Cordell Dashiell Ebert Eden Edwina Eleanor Eliana Elise Elliot Eva Ezra Gypsy Isadora Jaecee Jane Kate Kenton Lalia Manson Nara Noely Noora Ophelia Raeed Sadie Safron Sapphire Siena Silas Snowdrop Sophia Telma Trilby William

Which is totally weird, because Sapphire Siena Silas Snowdrop was my confirmation name.

[JohnnySic]

Good to hear about Chloe. Such a pretty name; the world needs more Chloe's :applause:

The boy's names, aside from Matthew, all suck dikc. .

[~primetime~]

Names evolve guys...people are sick of Michael, Chris, John, etc etc

just like in the 40s everyone was Frank, Dennis, Walter, etc

[UK2K]

My wife is pregnant right now, we have been going over names, these are the top-10 most popular for 2015. Not sure where ABC got those names from...

Boys:
1. Jackson
2. Aiden
3. Liam
4. Lucas
5. Noah
6. Mason
7. Ethan
8. Caden
9. Logan
10. Jacob

Girls:
1. Sophia
2. Emma
3. Olivia
4. Ava
5. Mia
6. Isabella
7. Zoe
8. Lily
9. Emily
10. Madison


That said, my son's name will not be any of these....screw going with what everyone else is going with, there will probably be 20 'Jacksons' at his high school, no need to add another.

The girls names are pretty similar to the list I posted from whatever that website was.

Who the F names their son Caden?

[UK2K]

Names evolve guys...people are sick of Michael, Chris, John, etc etc

just like in the 40s everyone was Frank, Dennis, Walter, etc

Liam is a stupid ass name teen girls love.

[JohnnySic]

Some good boy's names: John, Michael, Edward, James, William, George, Alexander, Daniel, David, Steven, Andrew, Joseph, Christopher, Anthony, Frank, Jonathan, Charles, Fred, Nicholas, Matthew, Adam.

This shiit is not complicated. :facepalm

[~primetime~]

Who the F names their son Caden?
lots of people are apparently

[Nick Young]

My wife is pregnant right now, we have been going over names, these are the top-10 most popular for 2015. Not sure where ABC got those names from...

Boys:
1. Jackson
2. Aiden
3. Liam
4. Lucas
5. Noah
6. Mason
7. Ethan
8. Caden
9. Logan
10. Jacob

Girls:
1. Sophia
2. Emma
3. Olivia
4. Ava
5. Mia
6. Isabella
7. Zoe
8. Lily
9. Emily
10. Madison


That said, my son's name will not be any of these....screw going with what everyone else is going with, there will probably be 20 'Jacksons' at his high school, no need to add another.

Name him Tony!

[~primetime~]

Some good boy's names: John, Michael, Edward, James, William, George, Alexander, Daniel, David, Steven, Andrew, Joseph, Christopher, Anthony, Frank, Jonathan, Charles, Fred, Nicholas.

This shiit is not complicated. :facepalm
all these names are very generic imo

[JohnnySic]

all these names are very generic imo
The are classic and masculine.

Names like Aiden, Logan, Tyler, etc are sissy names. That little boy is going to be a grown man someday.

[alenleomessi]

Girls

1. Esme

2. Evelyn

3. Mia

4. Abigail

5. Luna

6. Chloe

7. Emily

8. Arabella

9. Ava

10. Anna


what is this..top 10 pornstars of 2015?

[~primetime~]

The are classic and masculine.

Names like Aiden, Logan, Tyler, etc are sissy names. The little boy is going to be a grown man someday.
They are dated names now, hell "Frank" was dated when I was born...only reason someone would get one of those names today is from inheriting a family name.

[~primetime~]

Names like Aiden, Logan, Tyler, etc are sissy names. That little boy is going to be a grown man someday.
Logan is fckin Wolverine

and Tyler Durden wasn't viewed as a 'sissy'

[KevinNYC]

Liam is a stupid ass name teen girls love.
Um, **** you.

[UK2K]

all these names are very generic imo

I mean, if I was flipping through applications, those are the names I'd be looking for.

[ArbitraryWater]

what is this..top 10 pornstars of 2015?

seriously :roll:

Mia Khalifa, Abigaile Johnson, Luna Star, Ava Addams.. those just the known ones :milton

[ROCSteady]

My family, last two generations, has great names.

My name go hard, my sister's name go hard. Her two kids, their names go hard.

Not some try-hard soft sounding white ppl bullshit but unique enough and not some obscure wack shit like Apple or Blue or Granola or whatever dumb shit celebrities some up with

[Patrick Chewing]

Theoo!!!

[Edgar Friendly]

Theoo!!!

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpffchZo4g1qlw12eo1_500.png

[ace23]

I can honestly say I've never seen some of those names. Esme, Axel, Lachlan? These are top names? :lol

[enayes]

Name of a girl that went to the summer camp I worked at this year=

La-a

Pronounced LA-DASH-A.......I didn't know you could pronounce symbols..

:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[oarabbus]

Axel? Shit the only Axel I know is this one http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bareknuckle/images/4/46/GrandUpper.png

Also lachlan is a terrible name. That kid is gonna get beat up.

[tomtucker]

The most popular name in the world is Mohamed.

popular
[pop-yuh-ler]

adjective
1.
regarded with favor, approval, or affection by people in general:


fun fact:
you are not popular in the most of the world if your name is mohamed

[TheMan]

Axel? Shit the only Axel I know is this one http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bareknuckle/images/4/46/GrandUpper.png

Also lachlan is a terrible name. That kid is gonna get beat up.
Axl Rose :confusedshrug:

A friend of mine in Mexico named his kid Axl, obviously in honor of Axl Rose and now the poor kid goes around with that weird name with a Spanish surname :oldlol:

[bluechox2]

Name of a girl that went to the summer camp I worked at this year=

La-a

Pronounced LA-DASH-A.......I didn't know you could pronounce symbols..

:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

la hyphen a is her nick

[irondarts]

There's so many Aiden's and Caden's at the school where I teach. Jackson has also been coming on strong lately too. **** those names, especially Aiden and Caden, Kadin, etc.

[Draz]

Aiden and ethan are very very popular.

everyone named their kid Aiden

[maybeshewill13]

Emily and Matthew are the only likable ones. Where they coming up with these names from? Also I believe people resemble what their names are.
Aye thanks homie :applause:

[UK2K]

Axel? Shit the only Axel I know is this one http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bareknuckle/images/4/46/GrandUpper.png

Also lachlan is a terrible name. That kid is gonna get beat up.

WTF???? You don't remember this one??

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WFqUofoaJLo/maxresdefault.jpg

[UK2K]

Aiden and ethan are very very popular.

everyone named their kid Aiden

Seriously. I know three people who have kids named Aiden.