Two Muslim Men Knock on Your Door

[MMKM]

Hypothetical Sitch:

It's the holiday season, you've been getting a lot of door to door solicitation lately. It's 8pm, you're settling in on the couch with your woman, and suddenly there's a knock at the door. You peep out the peephole and see two large Muslim men, dressed in all black with black turbans and beards. They ain't sayin nothin. Just standing there expressionless at your doorstep. Do you...

A) open the door and see what they want
B) piss pants, run and hide under the bed
C) call the police
D) grab a weapon and tell your woman to go hide
E) something else not listed

[TylerOO]

I dont answer

[KellhitEmup15]

Hypothetical Sitch:

It's the holiday season, you've been getting a lot of door to door solicitation lately. It's 8pm, you're settling in on the couch with your woman, and suddenly there's a knock at the door. You peep out the peephole and see two large Muslim men, dressed in all black with black turbans and beards. They ain't sayin nothin. Just standing there expressionless at your doorstep. Do you...

A) open the door and see what they want
B) piss pants, run and hide under the bed
C) call the police
D) grab a weapon and tell your woman to go hide
E) something else not listed

F) Grab my weapon and shoot them and then go to the nearest mosque and burn it to the ground.

[MMKM]

F) Grab my weapon and shoot them and then go to the nearest mosque and burn it to the ground.
:eek: oh SNAHAP!

[Jameerthefear]

Turn 360 degrees and walk the **** out

[DonDadda59]

I see shit like this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maEBvYM2M18) and this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBn5qEQxngg) several times a year. Don't give the slightest f*ck.

I would love... LOVE to see how the hysterical grandmothers here would react to something like that. I can name 3 or 4 dudes here who'd probably shit themselves die of a heart attack.

Toughness doe. :applause:

[MMKM]

Nobody opening the door yet? #NotAllMuslimsUnlessTheyreAtMyFrontDoor?

[imdaman99]

How much of an ignorant person do you have to be to think "2 large Muslim men wearing turbans" exists?

Muslim men don't wear turbans for the most part nowadays. It's mostly Sikh. But I wouldn't expect an uneducated person like you to know :oldlol:

[Akrazotile]

I'm a leftist, so first thing I do is open the door and apologize for being white and non-muslim.

I proceed to grovel on my knees and kiss their feet.

I cry and puke on myself, feeling so ashamed for being an inadvertent representative to the stupid, evil, racist white man. I hate myself so much. Seriously. Because #Racism.

I tell them, listen. The biggest problem in the whole wide world is #Racism. And #Islamophobia.

In my lugubrious self rebuking, I forget that part of my hostility and angst toward traditional culture is my underlying feeling of sexual confusion. I subconsciously, 'accidentally' rub my hand on one of the muslims weiners while I continue to cry and shame myself for being white.

He realizes I am a f@ggot, and pulls out a machete, slicing my throat from ear to ear, then grabbing my hair and ripping my head clean off. He throws it into a pile in the van with a bunch of others.

[KellhitEmup15]

I'm a leftist, so first thing I do is open the door and apologize for being white and non-muslim.

I proceed to grovel on my knees and kiss their feet.

I cry and puke on myself, feeling so ashamed for being an inadvertent representative to the stupid, evil, racist white man. I hate myself so much. Seriously. Because #Racism.

I tell them, listen. The biggest problem in the whole wide world is #Racism. And #Islamophobia.

In my lugubrious self rebuking, I forget that part of my hostility and angst toward traditional culture is my underlying feeling of sexual confusion. I subconsciously, 'accidentally' rub my hand on one of the muslims weiners while I continue to cry and shame myself for being white.

He realizes I am a f@ggot, and pulls out a machete, slicing my throat from ear to ear, then grabbing my hair and ripping my head clean off. He throws it into a pile in the van with a bunch of others.

Great minds think alike.
Like sterilizing and killing all Africans and Muslims.
:applause:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/21/article-2398691-1B641F7D000005DC-230_634x392.jpg

[Akrazotile]

Great minds think alike.
Like sterilizing and killing all Africans and Muslims.
:applause:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/21/article-2398691-1B641F7D000005DC-230_634x392.jpg


:no:


Not all. Just some.

[KellhitEmup15]

:no:


Not all. Just some.

At least half those cockroaches are overrunning earth gotta control the infestation.

[MMKM]

How much of an ignorant person do you have to be to think "2 large Muslim men wearing turbans" exists?

Muslim men don't wear turbans for the most part nowadays. It's mostly Sikh. But I wouldn't expect an uneducated person like you to know :oldlol:

Hi there, perhaps we've never met.

http://www.stnworldmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/120523040531-osama-bin-laden-horizontal-gallery.jpg

[Akrazotile]

At least half those cockroaches are overrunning earth gotta control the infestation.


Well, we can debate specifics another time, maybe over a martini or two. But there are productive and unthreatening people in these regions. And they'd be even more westernized if we did the dirty work and prevented them from overpopulating and spreading resources too thin. If these people could actually get ahead a little bit, they wouldn't need to radicalize.

But there are definitely too many of them. Way too many.

[Patrick Chewing]

This is what CHEWING would do (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZbCMqZqaV0&t=0m28s)

[ShaqTwizzle]

I'd knock back.
That should confuse them long enough.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Wouldn't even flinch and invite them over for tea and crumpets.

Just like every single other type of human being.

[poido123]

Wouldn't even flinch and invite them over for tea and crumpets.

Just like every single other type of human being.



You are muslim.


You are a "believer" lol

[MMKM]

Wouldn't even flinch and invite them over for tea and crumpets.

Just like every single other type of human being.

You don't count you would have nothing to worry about. Like if the KKK knocked on my door.

[DonDadda59]

This is what CHEWING would do (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_OAWjf9i3k)

Fixed for accuracy.

*Minus the Spanglish you'd be muttering as you hid in your closet, crying while clutching your little pistol*

[Patrick Chewing]

Fixed for accuracy.

*Minus the Spanglish you'd be muttering as you hid in your closet, crying while clutching your little pistol*


How does it feel that this Latino Heat over here is a bigger, stronger, and smarter man than your Blacktivism ass will ever be??

Don't you have to suck off Marc Lamont Hill or something?? Or at least turn in an assignment for him? Or is your flavor angry Black man Kevin from the Real World?

[The.Juice]

How does it feel that this Latino Heat over here is a bigger, stronger, and smarter man than your Blacktivism ass will ever be??

Don't you have to suck off Marc Lamont Hill or something?? Or at least turn in an assignment for him? Or is your flavor angry Black man Kevin from the Real World?

Damn,Latino heat going hard.

[imdaman99]

Fixed for accuracy.

*Minus the Spanglish you'd be muttering as you hid in your closet, crying while clutching your little pistol*
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[DonDadda59]

How does it feel that this Latino Heat over here is a bigger, stronger, and smarter man than your Blacktivism ass will ever be??

Don't you have to suck off Marc Lamont Hill or something?? Or at least turn in an assignment for him? Or is your flavor angry Black man Kevin from the Real World?

Youse a bitch with a Carlito's Way fantasy. You wouldn't bust a grape in real life. Your bitch ass would be crying 'Santa Maria! Dios mio, ayudame!' hiding in your closet and holding onto the thing that compensates for what the LORD shorted you. :oldlol:

[Patrick Chewing]

http://s14.postimg.org/5opfwizht/Dadda.jpg

Look at this little Blacktivist twerp talking smack :lol


Eerie resemblance to David from The Real World that got his ass owned by Kenny Anderson's ex.

http://az801229.vo.msecnd.net/wetpaint/2013/8/w630_DaveEdwardsThenNow-1392928308.jpg

[Jameerthefear]

mmm don looks yummy

[DonDadda59]

mmm don looks yummy

Sexy as phuck, right? :pimp:

Patrick is so in his feelings he had to dig up a picture of me... that I posted?

Now ask Big Pat to post a picture of his brown Danny Trejo lookin ass.

Dude's as afraid of the world seeing his fug mug as he is of the Muzzies.

[brownmamba00]

lmao you really have to be a pussi to not open the door.

[moaz]

Hypothetical Sitch:

It's the holiday season, you've been getting a lot of door to door solicitation lately. It's 8pm, you're settling in on the couch with your woman, and suddenly there's a knock at the door. You peep out the peephole and see two large Muslim men, dressed in all black with black turbans and beards. They ain't sayin nothin. Just standing there expressionless at your doorstep. Do you...

A) open the door and see what they want
B) piss pants, run and hide under the bed
C) call the police
D) grab a weapon and tell your woman to go hide
E) something else not listed


Real Muslims don't wear turbans, Sikhs do. Only Hollywood and Disney Muslims wear turbans.

And people wonder why there have been more attacks against Sikhs than Muslims in the US since 9/11.

[tomtucker]

Real Muslims don't wear turbans, Sikhs do. Only Hollywood and Disney Muslims wear turbans.

And people wonder why there have been more attacks against Sikhs than Muslims in the US since 9/11.

what about the taliban ?

[longtime lurker]

lmao you really have to be a pussi to not open the door.
For all the tough guy talk that Americans have they seemed to be scared of their own shadow.

[senelcoolidge]

Invite them in for some pork casserole.
https://unislim.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pork.jpg
We can have a draw Mohammad contest. Pin the tail on the Jihadist. Bobbing for grenades. Sorry, no donkeys or goats invited.

[niko]

I'd go talk to them. The alternative means I'm concerned there is an imminent terrorist attack AGAINST MY HOUSE. That makes zero sense.

[macmac]

He realizes I am a f@ggot

You don't need two turban wearing Muslim detectives for that