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gigantes
12-24-2015, 01:50 AM
everything fits, starting with the flashback. (remember the voice??)

Smook B
12-24-2015, 01:59 AM
You hear Yoda voice also.

CavaliersFTW
12-24-2015, 02:28 AM
You hear Yoda voice also.
Yoda and Obiwan are both the parents confirmed

BasedTom
12-24-2015, 02:31 AM
idk if the books are still into consideration, but obiwan and presumably many other jedi had to deal with a romantic aspect in life that obvious conflicts with jedi philosphy. Anakin's the only nikka that actually knocked a bitch up and look what happened smh

well if obiwan and yoda are the few survivors after seeing that jedi order go into extinction, literally what reason do they have not to go around finally fuccing bitches without worry?

jamal99
12-24-2015, 03:00 AM
everything fits, starting with the flashback. (remember the voice??)
How does it fit time wise? Wasn't Obi Wan around when Luke was young?

Nick Young
12-24-2015, 03:09 AM
Obi Wan lived and died a virgin. She's 21 and the original trilogy took place 30 years before The Force Awakens so for Obi Wan to be her father, he would have had to impregnate a woman in his Force ghost form, which I suppose maybe is possible.


She's Luke's kid. Han recognized her. Luke's lightsaber called to her and gave her a force vision.

Maybe her middle name is Obi-Wan


Rey Obi-Wan Skywalker.

gigantes
12-24-2015, 05:08 AM
How does it fit time wise? Wasn't Obi Wan around when Luke was young?
good point. i don't know for sure, other than to acknowledge that when walt disney says it's true, that's when it's true!

apparently there's a pretty big fan movement that's noted all the similarities between rey's style and OB1's. they break it down to the lightsabre style and it almost makes sense.

personally it smells like bullshit to me for a variety of reasons... but then again, we're also pretty sure that rey is either luke's / han - leia's / OB1's kid due to the way this shit works. so if logic needs to be shoe-horned in to an idea, thy will be done! we've seen this before, you know?

drama says she's either the missing twin or OB1's, you know? which is why we're here-- not logic... but drama!

nick young-- before you blame the massingler, i didn't come up with this theory, myself... it's apparently a highly prevalent theory among star warriors!

Nick Young
12-24-2015, 05:23 AM
If force ghosts can have sex, the theory works.

Obi Wan died atleast 10 years before Reyrey was born.

AFW takes place 30 years after Return of the Jedi, Rey is in her early 20s.

So Obi Wan was a force ghost at the time of her birth.

The force was Anakins dad. Maybe the force is Rey's dad too and Obi-Ghost was the one who got to impregnate Rey's mom?

Patrick Chewing
12-24-2015, 10:33 AM
She better do a nude scene for the next movie.

StephHamann
12-24-2015, 10:36 AM
Bet she starts dating the black guy, because Disney.

kurple
12-24-2015, 11:17 AM
Obi Wan lived and died a virgin. She's 21 and the original trilogy took place 30 years before The Force Awakens so for Obi Wan to be her father, he would have had to impregnate a woman in his Force ghost form, which I suppose maybe is possible.


She's Luke's kid. Han recognized her. Luke's lightsaber called to her and gave her a force vision.

Maybe her middle name is Obi-Wan


Rey Obi-Wan Skywalker.
When did Han recognize her?

kurple
12-24-2015, 11:20 AM
Bet she starts dating the black guy, because Disney.
Because Disney, or because it makes sense?

DeuceWallaces
12-24-2015, 01:36 PM
She could be his grand-kid, but I think her techno-savy and pilot skills point to some part of the Skywalker family.

Bandito
12-24-2015, 01:42 PM
Bet she starts dating the black guy, because Disney.
I don't think so. She pretty much friendzoned him when she was talking to him in their last scene together and said "Goodbye my friend"...

niko
12-24-2015, 01:58 PM
He'd need to be alive to impregnate the woman as far as i understand how these things work....

Nick Young
12-24-2015, 01:58 PM
I don't think so. She pretty much friendzoned him when she was talking to him in their last scene together and said "Goodbye my friend"...
Rey doesn't know what friend zone is-or what the D is. She will return. She will experience the stormtrooper D.

Nick Young
12-24-2015, 02:00 PM
When did Han recognize her?
When he offers her a job. Every time people ask "Who's the girl?" It's edited in a way that makes it seem like Han knows exactly who she is and cuts away every time before he can reply. When he finds out she was from Jakku he begins to connect the pieces.


The reason he took her to that orange alien lady's hideout was because he knew she had Luke's lightsaber.

gigantes
12-24-2015, 11:57 PM
one of the old books had a theory that OB1's name came from the fact that he was a clone. i don't know who was supposed to have cloned him, but if true, the age difference doesn't matter and makes the similarities make sense (english accent, sabre-fighting style).

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btw i just stumbled across this massive collection of SW photos. i had only seen a couple of these before:


http://i.imgur.com/tn1bjbp.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/uVkl3Hp.png


http://i.imgur.com/PovMtql.jpg


http://imgur.com/topic/Awesome/lr30M