Definitive proof that Jesus is in fact a whitey, and likely had blond hair

[Nick Young]

All of these people come from the same place Jesus came from.

Note how none of them are black.


http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/02164/zayn_2164016a.jpg
https://www.irishaid.ie/media/irishaid/allwebsitemedia/20newsandpublications/news-syrian-boy-in-atma-refugee-camp-tom-pilston-panos-675x400.jpg

http://cdn.timesofisrael.com/uploads/2012/12/Mideast-Syria-Endgame_Horo-1-e1369431499637.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/14/article-2724658-2084D29B00000578-826_964x641.jpg
What? A blond haired blue eyed Middle Easterner from the same region where Jesus was born? No way!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/16/article-0-18C0A69D00000578-272_964x681.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/16/article-0-18C0A6B500000578-464_964x681.jpg



https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5b/76/2c/5b762c8c06781bee4e7427d5ca8b12fb.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/38/3e/3a/383e3a1c6b6521e0b0a18c2be867d98a.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/25/84/bd/2584bd262ba838ba689520098cd5975a.jpg


If Jesus was black, I'd just be like "good for him." Who knows, maybe he was. I'm just saying that it's very likely he wasn't. He has more of a chance being blond and blue eyed than he does being black. His mom was a whitey. If God is black, which he might be, then yes, Jesus would be black. Until we have proof that God is black, we will have to assume that Jesus was a whitey.

Don't worry though non-whiteys-JESUS LOVES EVERYONE EQUALLY

[references]

you try too hard

[Nick Young]

you try too hard
Merry Christmas bro!

[Smook B]

https://media.giphy.com/media/14smAwp2uHM3Di/giphy.gif

[Nick Young]

they have beautiful eyes
Yes. It is like staring in to the eyes of Jesus himself.

[NumberSix]

Are we sure that Syrians aren't Koreans?

[Real Men Wear Green]

The Jews of today have been mixed with Europeans. The Jews of Jesus's day were not mixed into that fashion and were thus Arab-looking.

[BasedTom]

nah he had dreads and mary magdalene was constantly patting her weave in the desert heat

[Nick Young]

The Jews of today have been mixed with Europeans. The Jews of Jesus's day were not mixed into that fashion and were thus Arab-looking.
The pictures I posted are not Jews dumbass. They are fully ethnic Syrians, from the same region that Jesus was born in and where his mom was from.

[BasedTom]

The Jews of today have been mixed with Europeans. The Jews of Jesus's day were not mixed into that fashion and were thus Arab-looking.
that's very simplistic

that region of the world has always been pretty diverse/with contact between many different peoples and empires

based achaemenids :applause:

http://www.parsaworld.com/PEMassivesub3.bmp

[Real Men Wear Green]

The pictures I posted are not Jews dumbass. They are fully ethnic Syrians, from the same region that Jesus was born in and where his mom was from.So you are saying Jesus was not Jewish? Got it. Thanks for the idiocy have a nice day.

[sammichoffate]

I don't mind Jesus being black :confusedshrug:

[Nick Young]

So you are saying Jesus was not Jewish? Got it. Thanks for the idiocy have a nice day.
Christ, dumbass.:facepalm

Jesus was Jewish. His mom was Jewish. This is BEFORE EUROPEAN JEWS INTER-MINGLED WITH MIDDLE EASTERN JEWS. Jesus was born BEFORE THE EUROPEAN JEWS WERE EVEN IN EUROPE:hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead:

Jews were ethnically the same as everyone else in the region at the time.

[Nick Young]

I don't mind Jesus being black :confusedshrug:
I don't mind at all, but it is highly, highly unlikely that he was. That's all I'm saying.

[outbreak]

Holy shit op is dumb enough to think an area that was one of the most hotly contested regions in world history has one continuous genetic make up over 2000 years?

[Nick Young]

Holy shit op is dumb enough to think an area that was one of the most hotly contested regions in world history has one continuous genetic make up over 2000 years?
What ethnicities came in to Syria that weren't already there during the time of Big Jeezy? :confusedshrug:


U mad that Jeezy is a whitey?:confusedshrug:

[Real Men Wear Green]

Christ, dumbass.:facepalm

Jesus was Jewish. His mom was Jewish. This is BEFORE EUROPEAN JEWS INTER-MINGLED WITH MIDDLE EASTERN JEWS. Jesus was born BEFORE THE EUROPEAN JEWS WERE EVEN IN EUROPE.
Which is why his appearance was Arabic not white or black. You are arguing with known facts. Your trolling is dumb and really not even funny. I'm bored so we're done.

[Nick Young]

Which is why his appearance was Arabic not white or black. You are arguing with known facts. Your trolling is dumb and really not even funny. I'm bored so we're done.
Arabs are white. Arabs today self identify as white. The US Census classes Arabs as white. The photos I posted ARE ALL OF ARABS:hammerhead:

Say something retarded again. I dare you. I double dare you mutherphucka!

[sammichoffate]

I don't mind at all, but it is highly, highly unlikely that he was. That's all I'm saying.The Palestinian Winters would be too cold for the shepherds to tend their fields during the season no? That's when the angels told them that Jesus was being born. Scholars speculate that ancient Israelis were African, so there's also that. Not saying he can't be white, although it depends on the evidence you're looking at. There's even some credible evidence about him being Asian, although it's less supported lol

[Nick Young]

The Palestinian Winters would be too cold for the shepherds to tend their fields during the season no? That's when the angels told them that Jesus was being born. Scholars speculate that ancient Israelis were African, so there's also that. Not saying he can't be white, although it depends on the evidence you're looking at.
Lol really? Please post some scholarly sources of speculation breh.

Note the word "speculate."

The Palestinian winters would not be too cold for shepherds to tend their flock. They just wear warmer cloths.:hammerhead:

Also he was born in spring time according to biblical estimates, so it wouldn't have been too cold for anything.



All logic points to Jesus likely being a whitey. He might have been black but it is highly, highly unlikely.

There's even some credible evidence about him being Asian, although it's less supported lol
You don't need a credible source. The Middle East is in Asia. Jesus was born in the middle east. He IS Asian.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Don't disagree with you Nick on Jesus appearance, but Moses was described as "dark and heavily built" and then Socrates looks black (at least his statue does)

[Nick Young]

Don't disagree with you Nick on Jesus appearance, but Moses was described as "dark and heavily built" and then Socrates looks black (at least his statue does)
Moses was probably pretty dark and tan considering he was a Shepherd in Egypt with the Midians for much of his life.

http://classicalwisdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/socrates-statue.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Socrates_Louvre.jpg

Black people don't usually have wavy hair like that do they? He might have been black but it's more likely he was an ethnic greek. He was born in Athens as a member of the Antiochis tribe.



Jesus might have been black. I personally don't care what race he is. I'm just saying it is highly unlikely that he was black. Or "brown Iraqi" as ISH's village idiot RealMenWearGreen so eloquently put it.

Also when people mock artists for depicting Jesus as blond with blue eyes-it's very possible that he was, considering the fact that many ethnic Syrians and Arabs have blond hair and blue eyes.

[ALBballer]

Well depends on which Jesus you are referring to. If it is the historical figure of Jesus (although no historical records of Jesus exists but most historians agree that he was a real person) then maybe your assertion is right but the photos you chose are cherrypicked to prove your bias.

If we are talking of the biblical version of Jesus well then it gets a bit difficult considering he is the son of God.

[Trollsmasher]

remember when Alexander and then Romans fvcked the region over?

lots of blondies in there

[Nick Young]

Well depends on which Jesus you are referring to. If it is the historical figure of Jesus (although no historical records of Jesus exists but most historians agree that he was a real person) then maybe your assertion is right but the photos you chose are cherrypicked to prove your bias.

If we are talking of the biblical version of Jesus well then it gets a bit difficult considering he is the son of God.
Cherry picked? No. I'm just posting photos of common Syrians who come from the same relative region that Jesus was born in.

People for some reason think Syrians are "black" or "brown". They aren't. Syrians are white. They self identify as white and the US census classifies them as white.

[Nick Young]

remember when Alexander and then Romans fvcked the region over?

lots of blondies in there
Macedonians, Greeks and Romans are not full of blondies, so no, there weren't a lot of blondies coming over from their end.

[Trollsmasher]

Macedonians, Greeks and Romans are not full of blondies, so no, there weren't a lot of blondies coming over from their end.
back in that time there were a lot more fairer folk down there than you see today

Alexander was blonde

Augustus was blonde and many Roman patricians were fair too

[Nick Young]

back in that time there were a lot more fairer folk down there than you see today

Alexander was blonde

Augustus was blonde and many Roman patricians were fair too
Same with Syrians though. The massive amount of black hair came in from the Ottoman Turks a thousand years after Young Jeezy had died.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Anywho Nick, could you do me a favor and actually talk about Jesus's legitimate teachings, seeing as how fools like CavsFTW and MMKM have not even integrated the lessons of a unanimously great man.

[Nick Young]

Anywho Nick, could you do me a favor and actually talk about Jesus's legitimate teachings, seeing as how fools like CavsFTW and MMKM have not even integrated the lessons of a unanimously great man.
First let me preface by saying I am not a Christian. But all Jesus ever did was preach kindness and drop wisdom bombs. He was against slavery and racism and discrimination and greed and revenge.

I personally like revenge, but understand it doesn't lead to spiritual fulfillment.


I have read many words and teachings that allegedly belong to Buddha. Jesus said pretty much the same shit as Buddha. I can't argue against any of it. They were both cool peace loving bros. Both spoke out against slavery in a time when no one else was. Yes Jesus said he was the son of God, but to be honest that doesn't really bother me. The rest of the stuff he did and said basically amounts to "be cool to people and don't be a violent psycho."

Young Jeezy was a cool brah, right up there with Buddha, Zhuangzi and Plato in terms of my big 4 of cool philosophers. Big Sidd is my #1 but Jeezy is pretty cool too. Can't fault the guy! It's not his fault his followers screwed up his teachings after he died.


If he was black, if he was white, if he was mongolian, it doesn't matter. I'm just saying it's very likely HE WAS INDEED A WHITEY. It's annoying to see numbnuts repeatedly write things like "Jesus was black" when it's highly unlikely that he was, just like it would be annoying for me to repeatedly have to read "Ghengis Khan was a white Zoroastrian" when it's highly likely he wasn't.


People like MMKM and CavsFTW obviously have never read anything Jesus did or said.

If a rational person reads it, there's no reason they should have to disagree with any of it. Even if they are atheist, Jesus just says basic common sense shit and preaches kindness. Why would anyone have a problem with anything Jesus himself did in the New Testament? He's just a nice guy who went around helping people and trying to help them lead better lives. What's wrong with that? Even if he's just a fictional character, why would MMKM and CavsFTW have any problem with what he taught?

The only conclusion is these types of people are ignorant and haven't even read the text they are constantly speaking out against.

[DonDadda59]

If we're going by logic and what's in the bible, Jesus is half Black/half Middle Eastern Jew.


So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

-Genesis 1:27

So the first people, Adam and Eve, that God created were created in his own image. As we know as a matter of archeaological fact... The first humans came from Africa. AKA they were Black. So God, having created them in his own image, was himself Black.

Then he impregnated a Middle Eastern woman.

GOD

http://www.happysonship.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/morgan_freeman2012-god-wide.jpg

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Mary

http://www.cbfinternationals.org/portals/132/Church%20planting.jpg

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Jesus

http://a3.files.biography.com/image/upload/c_fill,cs_srgb,dpr_1.0,g_face,h_300,q_80,w_300/MTE5NDg0MDU0ODcwMzI4ODQ3.jpg


AKA Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic Homeboy :applause: :bowdown:

[Nick Young]

Yes DonDadda, if God is black then Young Jeezy is half black.

God cursed Cain with black skin after he killed Abel though. This suggests that God wasn't black. Otherwise the blackness of Cain would have been a gift and not a curse.


Who knows. Maybe God was rewarding Cain for killing Abel by turning him black. Maybe whoever wrote the bible assumed it was a punishment, but really it was God being like "Thanks Cain. You killed that annoying kissass Abel for me. I gift to thee the blessing of blackness-which is my own skin color."


No one knows but Cain and God.

[BasedTom]

If we're going by logic and what's in the bible, Jesus is half Black/half Middle Eastern Jew.


So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

-Genesis 1:27

So the first people, Adam and Eve, that God created were created in his own image. As we know as a matter of archeaological fact... The first humans came from Africa. AKA they were Black. So God, having created them in his own image, was himself Black.

Then he impregnated a Middle Eastern woman.

GOD

http://www.happysonship.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/morgan_freeman2012-god-wide.jpg

+


Mary

http://www.cbfinternationals.org/portals/132/Church%20planting.jpg

=

Jesus

http://a3.files.biography.com/image/upload/c_fill,cs_srgb,dpr_1.0,g_face,h_300,q_80,w_300/MTE5NDg0MDU0ODcwMzI4ODQ3.jpg


AKA Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic Homeboy :applause: :bowdown:
:facepalm

God is a Serbian. Everyone knows this.

tupac = serbian icon
drake = limp-wristed canadian ****** off of degrassi

[DonDadda59]

Yes DonDadda, if God is black then Young Jeezy is half black.

God cursed Cain with black skin after he killed Abel though. This suggests that God wasn't black. Otherwise the blackness of Cain would have been a gift and not a curse.


Who knows. Maybe God was rewarding Cain for killing Abel by turning him black. Maybe whoever wrote the bible assumed it was a punishment, but really it was God being like "Thanks Cain. You killed that annoying kissass Abel for me. I gift to thee the blessing of blackness-which is my own skin color."


No one knows but Cain and God.

After Adam and Eve defied God and were cast out of paradise, they went further and further away from him due to their sins. That's where the Evil White man comes from. He is a monstrous mutation due to original sin. Hence the term 'White Devil'.

God created original man in his image. Scientific fact tells us that original man was Black. God was Black. Basic logic. :applause:

[Nick Young]

Walking away from the garden of eden would not make their skin change from black to white.

God might be color blind and constantly changing his own skin tone like a cuttlefish. it's possible that he was black at the time of impregnating Mary Dimepiece but it's also possible that he wasn't.

No one knows for sure. It is all speculation.


Why did God turn Cain black after he killed Abel. Was it a reward or a punishment? If it was a reward, does this mean that God likes fratricide and kin-killing?

[DonDadda59]

Walking away from the garden of eden would not make their skin change from black to white.

Garden of Eden = Africa, we know as Historical fact that the migration of people from Africa into Europe and Asia caused a change in skin color (melanin count). Adam and Eve's original sin and being driven from the Garden of Eden (Africa) into Europe is what led to the creation of the White Devil.

This is basic logic backed by Bibilical and Archeaological fact.

Jesus was half Black. :bowdown:


God might be color blind and constantly changing his own skin tone like a cuttlefish. it's possible that he was black at the time of impregnating Mary Dimepiece but it's also possible that he wasn't.

There is nothing in scripture that indicates this. Only that man, when he was perfect and loyal to God was created in his own image.


No one knows for sure. It is all speculation.

No, it's not speculation. Read the damn bible.



Why did God turn Cain black after he killed Abel. Was it a reward or a punishment? If it was a reward, does this mean that God likes fratricide and kin-killing?

There is no consensus on what the mark of Cain was. And God made it clear that anyone who touched Cain would've suffered his wrath.

[TheImmortal]

LOL at these people still arguing about Jesus' appearance to fulfill their self-aggrandizement pursuits. Pathetic.



Also.. God almighty is/was not a man.

[DonDadda59]

LOL at these people still arguing about Jesus' appearance to fulfill their self-aggrandizement pursuits. Pathetic.



Also.. God is/was not a man.

So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

-Genesis 1:27

It's in the bible, bruh.

The first people were created in God's own image. We know for a fact the first people came from Africa. Therefore, God is Black.

If you can find any scripture, archeaological evidence, logical conclusion that contradicts that... Please, proceed.

[TheImmortal]

So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

-Genesis 1:27

It's in the bible, bruh.

The first people were created in God's own image. We know for a fact the first people came from Africa. Therefore, God is Black.

If you can find any scripture, archeaological evidence, logical conclusion that contradicts that... Please, proceed.
I respectfully disagree. :cheers: