JEFFERSON MONEY
12-24-2015, 07:53 PM
Naughty
1) MMKM. Stupid stupid naughty boy. Didn't your parents teach you not to kill? Santa does not approve of comments like "nuke the middle east." No sirree, love is the answer.
Punishment: You get a lump of coal in your stocking and many more bad dreams to come.
2) Patrick Chewing. Too much guns, not enough charity. Too much stupid, not enough love.
Punishment: A bigger belly and a stupider brain this coming year.
3) *ISH choice*
4) *ISH choice*
5) Akrazotile. Children are a blessing. Don't go around making policies to prevent others from having them. Still cracking poopyface jokes at people who you've never met or known yet too eh? Bad, bad boy.
Punishment: Your life's resume at a standstill.
Nice:
1) TheMan. Excellent conduct throughout. Respectful to all. Smart as a tack. Always telling the truth. Great man towards his family. Doing a real service to mankind through selling fantastic instruments.
Reward: Respect and Recognition and Blessings.
2) Draz. You've been nothing short of incredibly kind and warm to all others. Funny and positive as well. Just be wary of the lust.
Reward: A great girl (perhaps your true love) coming to you in lingerie and a santa hat
3) JameertheFear. Well done on the chivalrous treatment towards the lady Vector. It takes a real man to see the virtue in a woman especially in this day and age. You have all the ingredients to become an excellent husband to a lucky wife and a great father to a dear daughter. No doubt most improved character of the year.
Reward: The crown of ISH's Dominance.
4) DeuceWallaces: Been a tremendous year in 2015.
Reward: The gift of giving to preserve our nation's forests.
5) *ISH Choice*
Any other additions?
1) MMKM. Stupid stupid naughty boy. Didn't your parents teach you not to kill? Santa does not approve of comments like "nuke the middle east." No sirree, love is the answer.
Punishment: You get a lump of coal in your stocking and many more bad dreams to come.
2) Patrick Chewing. Too much guns, not enough charity. Too much stupid, not enough love.
Punishment: A bigger belly and a stupider brain this coming year.
3) *ISH choice*
4) *ISH choice*
5) Akrazotile. Children are a blessing. Don't go around making policies to prevent others from having them. Still cracking poopyface jokes at people who you've never met or known yet too eh? Bad, bad boy.
Punishment: Your life's resume at a standstill.
Nice:
1) TheMan. Excellent conduct throughout. Respectful to all. Smart as a tack. Always telling the truth. Great man towards his family. Doing a real service to mankind through selling fantastic instruments.
Reward: Respect and Recognition and Blessings.
2) Draz. You've been nothing short of incredibly kind and warm to all others. Funny and positive as well. Just be wary of the lust.
Reward: A great girl (perhaps your true love) coming to you in lingerie and a santa hat
3) JameertheFear. Well done on the chivalrous treatment towards the lady Vector. It takes a real man to see the virtue in a woman especially in this day and age. You have all the ingredients to become an excellent husband to a lucky wife and a great father to a dear daughter. No doubt most improved character of the year.
Reward: The crown of ISH's Dominance.
4) DeuceWallaces: Been a tremendous year in 2015.
Reward: The gift of giving to preserve our nation's forests.
5) *ISH Choice*
Any other additions?