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Nick Young
12-25-2015, 04:14 PM
This is the final battle.

Mohammad AKA Big Mo

vs Jesus of Nazareth AKA Young Jeezy

WHO YOU GOT

Akrazotile
12-25-2015, 04:16 PM
This is the final battle.

Mohammad AKA Big Mo

vs Jesus of Nazareth AKA Young Jeezy

WHO YOU GOT


:roll:

~primetime~
12-25-2015, 04:19 PM
Muhammad is more violent, Jesus would get hit and then just forgive him.

Bosnian Sajo
12-25-2015, 04:19 PM
Mohammed is dead, he ain't coming back. Jesus and Imam Al Mahdi will be leading the Muslim side inshallah :rockon:

Nick Young
12-25-2015, 04:21 PM
Muhammad is more violent, Jesus would get hit and then just forgive him.
Jeezy has regeneration powers but is a pacifist.

Big Mo has his magical steed the Buraq.
http://www.harekrsna.de/artikel/burak-kamadhenu/al-buraq-1.jpg
Mohammad has the street hunger and desire for domination but is it enough to take down the immortal son of God?

MMM
12-25-2015, 04:26 PM
This is the final battle.

Mohammad AKA Big Mo

vs Jesus of Nazareth AKA Young Jeezy

WHO YOU GOT

:biggums:

So dude was a bald headed bearded black guy all along

DonDadda59
12-25-2015, 04:50 PM
Jeezy has regeneration powers but is a pacifist.

Big Mo has his magical steed the Buraq.
http://www.harekrsna.de/artikel/burak-kamadhenu/al-buraq-1.jpg
Mohammad has the street hunger and desire for domination but is it enough to take down the immortal son of God?

So basically a pu$$y ass Wolverine vs the Desert Hercules?

http://rs573.pbsrc.com/albums/ss172/AHughman/wolvereneJesus.jpg~c200

Vs

http://reinodafantasia.weebly.com/uploads/2/8/7/9/28796589/3683474.gif

Big Mo would just keep beheading Jeezy and Jeezy would just keep coming back to turn his other cheek for all eternity.


:biggums:

So dude was a bald headed bearded black guy all along

Jesus was in fact at least half Black/Of African descent. :applause:

BigNBAfan
12-25-2015, 04:57 PM
any1 that believes any of this shit is poor

JEFFERSON MONEY
12-25-2015, 05:00 PM
Don't make a mockery out of these things, Nick, otherwise God will make a mockery out of your entire being. Thus far you're doing great though; speaking out against wrong (i.e. terrorism), frauds (Joseph Smith) and fools (CavsFTW)


"And when they meet those who believe, they say, "We believe"; but when they are alone with their evil ones, they say, "Indeed, we are with you; we were only mockers."
" Allah mocks them and prolongs them in their transgression [while] they wander blindly."


Any act of hypocrisy on behalf of peer pressure (i.e. pleasing the crowd), will make you a less integrated man and away from acquiring your full spiritual potential. This is an all too common theme in Modern America, as on the inside Man have become manchildren and boys and Jesters; when they if they ...acted aptly could be Kings and Warriors and Philosophers.


Look at the understanding of the world someone like Dresta possesses, or the worldly success earned by a RufusPaul or a Rezznor. Any curses being placed or blocking them off from understanding the texts or being beloved by their brothers? No. They've made measures to avoid transgressing; as there are inevitable repercussions from breaching Divine Law.



Rather let's use this thread to [B]honor Jesus in its complete life entirety and reflect on the good he's done.



As your brother, I want you to acquire your full spiritual potential by absorbing the gems that many were trying to convey far away, long ago. So let us really GRASP the message Jesus was trying to convey, rather than pull these silly rankings as our left-brained mind is so apt to make hierarchies, rather than doing the wise thing and piecing together parts of the puzzle to make a beautiful, glorious Whole."
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Jesus, like Horus was allegorically a symbol of a reborn Divine Consciousness; from recognizing in the Virgin Mary (the receptive clean aspect of your being.. Divinity). An ego death and a deep trust and love for God essentially immortalizes Man

Jesus, the man, was a miracle worker without a strain of selfishness in his body and a paragon of virtue (especially love and forgiveness and a radical man who fought against the corruption of his time). The fact that he could be so kind as to lift and have mercy on a common whore gives hope that even the dregs of society still have a shot of making something of themselves.

When someone pulls a narrative you'll see children use "I, I, I, I,I did this". But what does a seasoned vet use? A 3rd person externally-oriented perspective:
What is this a display of?
An evolution of consciousness and a refined intellect. Rather than the ego-centric internal narrative which is excessively prone to mind tricks and biases (i.e. talk to any 18 year old girl and be amazed at the amount of I's, me's, personal opinions); the veteran sees things as they are (objective facts, keen observations) and doesn't perceive him to be an individual as he is subject to the same Consciousness as other objects around him and is composed of the same elements as other organisms.

Moreover, Jesus faith was so strong he could command the Life Force to ressurect others. Such concepts were touched base upon the good way the Froce.
Rsearch "Zero Point Conscious Energy" and "Manifesting".

Others can add input to Jesus.


You can't really begin to appreciate Muhammad (PBUH) until you've read, comprehended, analyzed, applied recognized, and reached peak understanding of the entire Qu'ran. He's a MESSENGER. Meaning he was sent on Earth to CONVEY A MESSAGE.

I've read several thousand books, consumed several hundred films, and listened to thousands of songs of high quality prior to. They are derived from a common thread from the ancients. It seems they have a recurring theme and an underlying deep principle that each ayat of the original Revelated Scriptures exemplifies with utmost conciseness and stylistic grace.

I've only integrated a portion being a noob at this.. and to put it briefly, what was previously chaos and ignorance have quickly transformed into a deep understanding and peace with the Universe. For one, you will eventually realize that every single thing that happens in your life that's bad is a cause of your self, and that God expresses himself and is always around you.
Even now, I'm compelled by a force to interact with you although funner more seemingly fruitful things can be done.

The Qu'ran is basically a Universe of Wisdom, provided one reflects, thinks, and really takes the time to ask themselves "What is the deeper meaning of this?)


Moreover, these two are considered to be the closest to one another in the eyes of a Muslim. Even moreso than Abraham, Joseph, and Moses (who is mentioned, far and away the most in the Qu'ran)


When Jesus returns, the world will be the closest thing it will be to Heaven. Peace, love, empathy everywhere.

fiddy
12-25-2015, 05:04 PM
Don't make a mockery out of these things, Nick, otherwise God will make a mockery out of your entire being.
God along with his peers can come down to earth and suck my balls dry. All religious people need to stop wasting air.

Nick Young
12-25-2015, 05:06 PM
God invented humor and satire for a reason breh.

BigNBAfan
12-25-2015, 05:07 PM
I cannot believe these ****ing idiots believe in shit like a horse with a human like head on it... retards

DonDadda59
12-25-2015, 05:09 PM
I cannot believe these ****ing idiots believe in shit like a horse with a human like head on it... retards

Tell us, my Belgian friend... What do you believe?

Nick Young
12-25-2015, 05:10 PM
Tell us, my Belgian friend... What do you believe?
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/11250218_720264884785811_1820444602_n.jpg

BigNBAfan
12-25-2015, 05:12 PM
Tell us, my Belgian friend... What do you believe?

I have my own morals that i live by, i don't need some bullshit text written by some **** who thinks he had some vision to tell me how to live my life.

DonDadda59
12-25-2015, 05:12 PM
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/11250218_720264884785811_1820444602_n.jpg

Chaos. The one true religion. :bowdown:


I have my own morals that i live by, i don't need some bullshit text written by some **** who thinks he had some vision to tell me how to live my life.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/64/6494d9a65195279d35717e6d97375037c34660e076011dc05b cc67011a212df0.jpg

JEFFERSON MONEY
12-25-2015, 05:12 PM
Muhammad is more violent, Jesus would get hit and then just forgive him.

- Muhammad was pelted by stones by children till he was bleeding
- Saw some scoundrel defecating in a Mosque
- Choked from behind by some dude who was trying to rip off his shirt


He didn't raise a finger towards them. Barely raised his voice. That's not forgiveness?


War times is a different story. But even then there are limitations to war. Limitations that "Muslim" empires like the Ummayad Caliphate and the Ottomans actually BREACHED, and hence soon after met their destruction. Allah punishes Muslims just as every other individual yaknow.


Muhammad's nephew (who he was a mentor to) was in the battlefield and during the battle fought against a formidable foe. He knocked his opponent down and left him ready for the killing blow. The guy spat in his face. Instead of delivering the killing blow, he paused and forgave him. His reasoning:
"Had I killed you it would have been an act coming from my self from weakness in relinquishing to anger"

Could you imagine where people were so in control of themselves and their emotions... so professional that they'd never allow their petty emotions or egos interfere with business.

fiddy
12-25-2015, 05:13 PM
I have my own morals that i live by, i don't need some bullshit text written by some **** who thinks he had some vision to tell me how to live my life.
Otherwise you will be punished in your supposed afterlife :yaohappy: people are retarded

zoom17
12-25-2015, 05:14 PM
This is going to turn into another religious shit show. :facepalm

BigNBAfan
12-25-2015, 05:15 PM
- Muhammad was pelted by stones by children till he was bleeding
- Saw some scoundrel defecating in a Mosque
- Choked from behind by some dude who was trying to rip off his shirt


He didn't raise a finger towards them. Barely raised his voice. That's not forgiveness?


War times is a different story. But even then there are limitations to war. Limitations that "Muslim" empires like the Ummayad Caliphate and the Ottomans actually BREACHED, and hence soon after met their destruction. Allah punishes Muslims just as every other individual yaknow.


Muhammad's nephew (who he was a mentor to) was in the battlefield and during the battle fought against a formidable foe. He knocked his opponent down and left him ready for the killing blow. The guy spat in his face. Instead of delivering the killing blow, he paused and forgave him. His reasoning:
"Had I killed you it would have been an act coming from my self from weakness in relinquishing to anger"

Could you imagine where people were so in control of themselves and their emotions... so professional that they'd never allow their petty emotions or egos interfere with business.


Video evidence of any of this crock of bullshit? I heard Mo use to stick a large straw into female anuss to cleanse the impurities.

DonDadda59
12-25-2015, 05:18 PM
Video evidence of any of this crock of bullshit? I heard Mo use to stick a large straw into female anuss to cleanse the impurities.

Muhammad was a felcher? :biggums:

WayOfWade
12-25-2015, 05:23 PM
If I have to choose I'd say Jesus, you all remember what he did in the OT as Jehovah right? The dude flooded the earth and killed millions, he also drowned all those egyptians in the sea, in Numbers he opened up the earth and closed it on top of thousands of hebrews, killing them. I really have no clue what Big Mo's powers are though

DonDadda59
12-25-2015, 05:31 PM
If I have to choose I'd say Jesus, you all remember what he did in the OT as Jehovah right? The dude flooded the earth and killed millions, he also drowned all those egyptians in the sea, in Numbers he opened up the earth and closed it on top of thousands of hebrews, killing them. I really have no clue what Big Mo's powers are though

That's one thing I've been meaning to get cleared up- if Jesus is also God, does that mean that the peace-love, turn the other cheek hippie is also the same being that used to smite people for the smallest offenses? Also, how is Christianity not polytheistic if Jesus is a separate entity than Yahweh? How can one be his own father? :confusedshrug:

poido123
12-25-2015, 05:38 PM
God wins.

JEFFERSON MONEY
12-25-2015, 05:39 PM
God invented humor and satire for a reason breh.

With limitations.


It's in bad taste to joke about a grandma's sexuality, about the recently deceased, and things with a serious disposition such as the Prophets. Especially when we've only attained a bit of knowledge on them. In a cursed world full of perverted things everywhere without transgressions (i.e. Amy Schumer laughing at Ryan Dunn passing away)
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Whom do you respect more? The brilliant architect or doctor constructing great monuments and rectifying human bodies or the cartoon artist poking fun at the tragedy today? Which profession would you rather have been remembered as. Remember we will inevitably perish from this world and our career choices somewhat define us. Choose whatever is truest to your self.

Now if you want to march forward on the way of your Jewish ancestors (who are likely more successful men than everyone on ISH), might I suggest knocking off the "Gawd"be title and establishing a prayer routine?

Peace and goodwill.

Nick Young
12-25-2015, 05:51 PM
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Whom do you respect more? The brilliant architect or doctor constructing great monuments and rectifying human bodies or the cartoon artist poking fun at the tragedy today?
Zhuangzi is the ultimate. He strikes the perfect middle ground between both.


The Based Mamba Gawdbe is an inspiration to men all over the world. Born with talent, he dedicated his entire life to working hard to perfect that talent and become the most perfect basketball player he was capable becoming.

Based Mamba is truly an inspirational and motivational force of good for millions all over the planet.




Young Jeezy would have had no problem at all with people poking fun at him. His doctrine was not like Mohammad's. Unlike Big Mo, Jeezy didn't order the executions of poets and satirists who spoke out against him or his teachings. Unlike Big Mo, Jeezy didn't order the murder or execution of anyone.

#BASED

Akrazotile
12-25-2015, 05:57 PM
That's one thing I've been meaning to get cleared up- if Jesus is also God, does that mean that the peace-love, turn the other cheek hippie is also the same being that used to smite people for the smallest offenses? Also, how is Christianity not polytheistic if Jesus is a separate entity than Yahweh? How can one be his own father? :confusedshrug:


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Nick Young
12-25-2015, 06:00 PM
That's one thing I've been meaning to get cleared up- if Jesus is also God, does that mean that the peace-love, turn the other cheek hippie is also the same being that used to smite people for the smallest offenses? Also, how is Christianity not polytheistic if Jesus is a separate entity than Yahweh? How can one be his own father? :confusedshrug:
Dark side and light side, brother. One cannot exist without the other.

DonDadda59
12-25-2015, 06:00 PM
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Yeah, that's great from a philosophical standpoint... But there are people who take the stories as literal. So if the Jesus of the Bible was an actual being... How does one reconcile those issues? :confusedshrug:


Dark side and light side, brother. One cannot exist without the other.

More mumbo jumbo.

Nick Young
12-25-2015, 06:00 PM
Yeah, that's great from a philosophical standpoint... But there are people who take the stories as literal. So if the Jesus of the Bible was an actual being... How does one reconcile those issues? :confusedshrug:
Just because lots of people do something, that doesn't necessarily mean they are doing the right thing.

Nick Young
12-25-2015, 06:01 PM
More mumbo jumbo.
Light cannot exist without darkness. Darkness cannot exist without light. Evil cannot exist without good. Peace cannot exist without war. Death cannot exist without life. Life cannot exist without death.

DonDadda59
12-25-2015, 06:03 PM
Just because lots of people do something, that doesn't necessarily mean they are doing the right thing.

Even from a figurative standpoint... How is Christianity not polytheistic and a contradiction of its own doctrine of one God and one God only?

What is the Holy Spirit anyway?

:confusedshrug:

Nick Young
12-25-2015, 06:06 PM
Even from a figurative standpoint... How is Christianity not polytheistic and a contradiction of its own doctrine of one God and one God only?

What is the Holy Spirit anyway?

:confusedshrug:
I personally believe that Christianity and especially Catholicism with the way the Saints are deified, are polytheistic religions.

I don't understand WTF the concept of the father, the son, and the holy ghost is. Seems like the worship of three separate divinities to me, but I know Christians will say different. I know the official reasoning they say but it doesn't make sense to me when I think about it more deeply.

DonDadda59
12-25-2015, 06:12 PM
I personally believe that Christianity and especially Catholicism with the way the Saints are deified, are polytheistic religions.

I don't understand WTF the concept of the father, the son, and the holy ghost is. Seems like the worship of three separate divinities to me, but I know Christians will say different. I know the official reasoning they say but it doesn't make sense to me when I think about it more deeply.

Lifted it from the Zoroastrians, along with much of their other beliefs. The Ahuric Triad became the Holy Trinity.

Nick Young
12-25-2015, 06:16 PM
Yep. Any way I look at it it seems like pure polytheism to me. The Catholic saints remind me of the Greek or Hindu pantheons. "Pray to this guy, he's the patron saint of travelers! Pray to this guy, he's the patron saint of animals! Pray to this guy, he's the patron saint of lost causes!"

Christianity, like Islam, is an amalgamation of several other successful religions. Nothing wrong with that IMO. It's a solid marketing and growth strategy.