OT: Targus's "Rate a Poster" Thread

[saKf]

[QUOTE=Se

[Glove_20]

same as above
Do one for yourself

[glidedrxlr22]

I wish to be rated.

[B-Low]

Pro Comparison:

Rick Fox

A heady team player with an abundance of tools, B-Low should be a borderline all star in his prime years. With range out to twenty five feet and a quick first step B-Low can score without plays being drawn up for him. On the defensive end B-Low often draws the toughest assignment and is not one to complain. Focus is an issue with B-Low however as rumors of love affairs gone array and other off courst interests, mainly acting and promoting his rap CD have disrupted his individual and team focus and some teammates in private gripe about his commitment.

Strengths:

five tool offensive threat, good on the ball defense, a willingness to buy into the team concept (ont he court at least).

Weaknesses:

focus, desire, durability

:applause: good ish man lol

[JtotheIzzo]

JtotheIzzo

Pro Comparison:

Sam Perkins

A solid post defender with limitless range, JtotheIzzo has reinvented his game and added years to his career by going from a young all star athletic big to a team oriented veteran. Usually drawing the toughest post opponent everynight Jizzo holds things down inside for his squad while frustrating bigs on the offensive end of the floor by taking them away from the hoop and burying jumpers in their face, all the while opening up the middle for his teammates. Although no longer the player he once was in the transition game, and no longer able to play thirty five minutes a night the Jizz has managed to contribute to championship squads throughout his career.

Strengths:

Interior defense, shooting range, team play

Weaknesses:

foot speed, party lifestyle

[JtotheIzzo]

I wish to be rated.


gimme a taste a yer work der by (say it with an Irish accent to understand)

[Liberalo]

Hey Izzo, do Knoe, that should be hillarious :oldlol:

Before a dumb**** says he's on my mind, he isn't. Would just like to see that comparison, should be hillarious :oldlol:

[JtotheIzzo]

Hey Izzo, do Knoe, that should be hillarious :oldlol:

Before a dumb**** says he's on my mind, he isn't. Would just like to see that comparison, should be hillarious :oldlol:

I only take requests from the source. Sorry soccer10

[ElPigto]

Any NBA Comparisons for me Izzo?

[RedBlackAttack]

I recognize the name, I am just not familiar with anything, sorry brah

post a link, maybe it will strike a chord in my memory banks
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38128&page=2

You should recognize me as one of the few sane Cavs fans on this site. There aren't many of us. :)

[B-Low]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38128&page=2

You should recognize me as one of the few sane Cavs fans on this site. There aren't many of us. :)

3 to be exact :oldlol:

[pete's montreux]

Rate me.

[RedBlackAttack]

3 to be exact :oldlol:
:oldlol:

I try to give Mathius the benefit of the doubt, eventhough he always tries to argue with me. At least he is somewhat articulate and rational (unlike the rest of the crew).

But yeah... me, you, AKADS, and then maybe Mathius.

The rest make me want to :hammerhead:

[RidonKs]

Haha, izzo killed this thread. do me!

[JMEWLS]

i wish to be rated :cheers:

[brwnman]

lets hear it...

[RainierBeachPoet]

ok JtoTheIzzo

what insights do you have on me?

(i havent been posting much lately... but i think you might remember a few of my posts over the past months)

[poorlilrich]

Pro Comparison:

Antoine Walker

With the ability to fill up a stat sheet in a short time, poorlilrich approaches the game with a great zest and zeal. Like few other players, PLR can make himself the focal point of the attack and dominate the ball. This approach has with it it's own pros and cons as lil-R has fallen out of favor with a few clubs and fans when fortunes turn sour. There is no doubt of the offensive explosiveness in PLR's game but candidly coaches and management rue his shot selection and radio hosts frequently target him (often unfairly) for loses, due mainly to his career 41% fg pct. Last season however was PLR's best as a pro so some GMs will be more than willing to take a chance on him for the MLE when he becomes an unrestricted free agent.

Strengths:

shooting range, offensive rebounding, creatitvity, intensity

Weaknesses:

shot selection, team play, defense

:applause:

thanx man

[Gaddabout]

Is this still going on? I hope JtotheIzzo goes to bed soon. But gosh, if you're still at it, rate me. I want to either be Jeff Hornacek or some unknown European or South American swingman prospect.

[hotsizzle]

hook me up Izzo

[skan72]

gimme a taste a yer work der by (say it with an Irish accent to understand)

That reads like a Newfoundlan accent/lingo.

[geeWiz15]

what the hell, I'll take a rating. this post sure veered in an odd direction.

[bigboi_baller]

geeWiz= good poster. weird sense of humor.


My turn...

[HollaBolla]

Hello, I need at least 5 people to rate me cuz one rate will not reflect me, I will compile everything once I get 5 rates, pls refrain from using profanity, thanks.:confusedshrug:

[Jailblazers7]

Hello, I need at least 5 people to rate me cuz one rate will not reflect me, I will compile everything once I get 5 rates, pls refrain from using profanity, thanks.:confusedshrug:

You are trash. And i might be overrating you because the things in the trash were once useful.

[B-Low]

You are trash.

Well, at least he refrained from using profanity...

[HollaBolla]

You are trash. And i might be overrating you because the things in the trash were once useful.

thanks, I'll take that as a complement.

[TheBynumProject]

Are you man enough to rate me? Can you master my rating? Are you able to step up to the plate, grow some cajones, and rate me like you've never rated anyone before?

[RedBlackAttack]

You are trash. And i might be overrating you because the things in the trash were once useful.
:oldlol: Worst. Putdown. Ever.

[JtotheIzzo]

Haha, izzo killed this thread. do me!

Pro Comparison;

Caron Bulter

Offered up as trade bait early in his career with the hopes that someday he will blossom into an All Star, RidonKs really came into his own this season cementing his reputation as a go to scorer and all star caliber player. With a keen knack for getting open looks, Rid-K can score from anywhere on the floor and has the motor to provide intensity on both ends all game long. Not quite ready to step into superstardom yet, Riddy is on the cusp and without doubt one of the best 'Robins' in the league with the potential to soon don his very own batwings.

Strengths:

scoring, getting open, motor

Weaknesses:

team defense, footwork

[JtotheIzzo]

ok JtoTheIzzo

what insights do you have on me?

(i havent been posting much lately... but i think you might remember a few of my posts over the past months)

you're legend dude, everyone knows you

Pro Comparison:

Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacques Wamutombo

One of the true gentleman in today's game RainierBeachPoet brings class and sportsmanship to every contest he participates in. Wether it is being there for his team in a decisive fourth quarter or being there to help African villagers find water sources to grow their seasonal crops RBP never shys away from the task at hand and isn't afraid to roll his sleeves up and get his hands dirty. A perennial member of the all defensive team and one fo the league's elder statesmen The Poet's contributions go well beyond the statsheet. Although not the dominant force he once was Rainer BP can still bring it and contribute on a nightly basis.

Strengths:

Leadership, defense, shot blocking, rebounding

Weaknesses:

conditioning, durability

[JtotheIzzo]

hook me up Izzo

Pro Comparison:

Monta Ellis

One of the all time leading scorers in the history of high school basketball in the United States, Hotsizzle has been a hoops prodigy since the tenth grade where he led his school to their first of three state titles. Criticized for skipping college and going directly to the pros 'The Sizzler' struggled in his first year as a pro throwing up errant shots and suffering under the thundering echoes of complaints that he should have entered a post secondary educational institution. Things turned around faster than you can say 'fo shizzle' for Hotsizzle as he came into his own this season in an uptempo system under a new coach who was willing to take a risk on the kid who some scouts had labeled a consciousless gunner. Sizzle is now seen as one of the brightest up and coming stars in the league with his best days still ahead of him.

Strengths:

scoring, speed, transiton game

Weaknesses:

upper body strength, defense

[Howard5Dirk41]

Rate me sometime Izzo, thanks.

[Targus]

ok ok, now somebody rate jtotheizzo! the man deserves his props.

[JtotheIzzo]

what the hell, I'll take a rating. this post sure veered in an odd direction.

Pro Comparison:

Kirk Hinrich

A heady point guard with a no nonsense attitude geeWiz15 rarely makes poor decisions with the basketball. A surprisingly aggressive defender with good penetration skills The Wizzinator firmed up his status as one of the league's premier quaterbacks with a starting stint on Team USA last summer where he quickly became a favorite of Coach K. With his best years still ahead of him Wiz has the basketball IQ and keen desire to one day end up in the Hall of Fame. Criticized by some scouts for letting lesser player get under his skin, geeWiz15 will need to keep an even keel in big matchups if he hopes to help his tema advance to the finals.

Strengths:

fundamentally sound: passing, shooting, ball handling

Weaknesses:

transition defense, focus

[JtotheIzzo]

[QUOTE=Targus

[JtotheIzzo]

Rate me sometime Izzo, thanks.


Pro Comparison:

Jerry Stackhouse

A pure scorer who has never seen a shot he doesn't like Howard5Dirk41 is one of the premier reserve scoring options in today's professional game. Criticized early in his career for his cavalier attitude (self-aggrandizing comparisons to league greats) H5D41 has settled into his role and is a key contributor to a perennial top seeded team. While his scoring is well documented what sometimes slip through the cracks is HD's willingness to put his body on the line or dish out punishment when necessary. 'How-Dir Keg' will never give anything less than 100% effort between the lines.

Strengths:

Scoring, toughness, desire

Weaknesses:

shot selection, team play

[Targus]

JtotheIzzo-

Pro Comparison: Mark Stein or Stephen A. Smith (in a good way)
Future Occupation: EPSN Analyst

lol

[JtotheIzzo]

Any NBA Comparisons for me Izzo?

Pro Comparison:

Jose Calderon

A nifty point guard with a knack at getting to the open spot on the floor or finding the open man El Pigto has found a nice niche in the NBA for his unique skill set. Shooting at a near fifty percent clip from the floor, El P will drop a full length album on anyone who leaves him open anywhere inside twenty-five feet. With free agency looming around the corner look for Piggy to finally get his big payday and a chance to run his own team. Future teammates will no doubt be waiting with baited breath at the opportunity to be on the receiving end of another El Pigto dime.

Strengths;

shooting, passing, quickness

Weaknesses:

defense, upper body strength

[JMEWLS]

i wish to be rated :cheers:
Yeaah!!! do hiM!! :D

[KIWI]

Yeaah!!! do hiM!! :D

J he said he needed you to post some links to some of your post he knows your name but can't remember any of your post

[JtotheIzzo]

J he said he needed you to post some links to some of your post he knows your name but can't remember any of your post

word

[JMEWLS]

J he said he needed you to post some links to some of your post he knows your name but can't remember any of your post
my bad.

Check out my post in the Orlando board (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=32)...

thread imparticular?
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=36417

need anything else.. just tell me.

[Amigo]

I don't want to be rated even though I do put my two cents in some topics. I mainly dwell in my board over at the KNICKS. I want my board compared to other boards. Not the team, my board. Compared our knowledge of the game and how our topics pan out. How creative some topics are. The civility of that board, variety, activeness, mods, "regulars" and anything else you can come up with.

We've been told a bit back that we must be one of the most respectful and mature boards there is. Barely, if any, a discussion that ends up into an ugly fight. No beefs or anything.

Give it a shot. Any of you. Post it here or at the Knicks board. Thanks.

[RainierBeachPoet]

you're legend dude, everyone knows you

Pro Comparison:

Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacques Wamutombo

One of the true gentleman in today's game RainierBeachPoet brings class and sportsmanship to every contest he participates in. Wether it is being there for his team in a decisive fourth quarter or being there to help African villagers find water sources to grow their seasonal crops RBP never shys away from the task at hand and isn't afraid to roll his sleeves up and get his hands dirty. A perennial member of the all defensive team and one fo the league's elder statesmen The Poet's contributions go well beyond the statsheet. Although not the dominant force he once was Rainer BP can still bring it and contribute on a nightly basis.

Strengths:

Leadership, defense, shot blocking, rebounding

Weaknesses:

conditioning, durability

pretty good j2ti...

not only insightful but creative. i bow to you

deke is a great man (i forgive him for whupping up on my '94 sonics in the first round)

i am continually impressed that he built that hospital in zaire. just think if half of the nba players would do half as much how much it would really show that the "nba cares"

[Cool]

Rate me izzo man, you are hella good at this.

[OneWay]

Rate me izzo man, you are hella good at this.


I see you as a Brian Shaw type and he was one of my favorite players.

[DaHeezy]

i'm bada$$. Izzo is busy, but hit me up wid a rating.

[ZeN]

Rate me izzo man, you are hella good at this.

when u comin' back cool????

[boozehound]

havent noticed this thread before, but ****, rate my ass.

Rep for people who know what team I root for (since changing my avy from a team related one to a god :bowdown: related one, many posters have accused me of being a fan of many different teams).

[StroShow4]

Rep for people who know what team I root for

pistons?

you don't have to rep me, i don't care.

[kingpala]

havent noticed this thread before, but ****, rate my ass.

Rep for people who know what team I root for (since changing my avy from a team related one to a god :bowdown: related one, many posters have accused me of being a fan of many different teams).

boston or philly? I don't know. I'm clueless.

And sh!t, rate me too while you're at it izzo.:D

[ZeN]

havent noticed this thread before, but ****, rate my ass.

Rep for people who know what team I root for (since changing my avy from a team related one to a god :bowdown: related one, many posters have accused me of being a fan of many different teams).


8/10

The Jazz?? :lol

[kingpala]

when u comin' back cool????

Cool can come back when he stops using phrases like "hella". I swear, every hick in Counter Strike and their cousin use that word.

[ZeN]

Cool can come back when he stops using phrases like "hella". I swear, every hick in Counter Strike and their cousin use that word.


7/10

:oldlol:

[NY Comeback]

havent noticed this thread before, but ****, rate my ass.

Rep for people who know what team I root for (since changing my avy from a team related one to a god :bowdown: related one, many posters have accused me of being a fan of many different teams).
Jazz or Pistons.

Don't rep if I'm right.

[ZeN]

Jazz or Pistons.

Don't rep if I'm right.


Too good for dah rep :wtf:

[boozehound]

pistons?

you don't have to rep me, i don't care.
gotta spread ass around before I can give it to stroshow again (one of my favorite posters :banana:)

[NY Comeback]

Too good for dah rep :wtf:
No, just feel like I don't deserve all this rep. Not like I'm a bad poster or anything; but Whatever.

[StroShow4]

yep, i thought you were a pistons fan. is maxiell your favorite player by any chance? for some reason i was thinking that.

[ZeN]

No, just feel like I don't deserve all this rep. Not like I'm a bad poster or anything; but Whatever.


aight its all good.

[boozehound]

8/10

The Jazz?? :lol
and why?

no, but have you seen the memo? is one of my favorite players to this day. I give my rox friends **** about him outplaying yao!:no:

[ZeN]

i thought you were a pistons fan. is maxiell your favorite player by any chance? for some reason i was thinking that.


9/10
repped in behalf of boozehound....:pimp:

[ZeN]

and why?

no, but have you seen the memo? is one of my favorite players to this day. I give my rox friends **** about him outplaying yao!:no:


the booze part... and yeah I get geeked any time someone outplays yao...

[kingpala]

gotta spread ass around before I can give it to stroshow again (one of my favorite posters :banana:)

Interesting. A Detroit fan eh? I thought it was one of those gritty cities, that's the reason I said Philly and Boston, but I had no idea you rolled with the D. :applause:

[boozehound]

yep, i thought you were a pistons fan. is maxiell your favorite player by any chance? for some reason i was thinking that.
I do like his game. my three favorite players (following main forum) are probably
Prince
Mehmet
maybe Chandler? Kaman? Butler? Timmy D?

I tend to like solid defenders and screen setters. Dont get me wrong, I love the scoring, but I prefer highlights of a great defensive play to another dunk. I also have a soft spot for multi-position 6th men, like Timmy T on that wicked bucks team, or Jared Jeffries on the Wiz.

[StroShow4]

I do like his game. my three favorite players (following main forum) are probably
Prince
Mehmet
maybe Chandler? Kaman? Butler? Timmy D?

I tend to like solid defenders and screen setters. Dont get me wrong, I love the scoring, but I prefer highlights of a great defensive play to another dunk. I also have a soft spot for multi-position 6th men, like Timmy T on that wicked bucks team, or Jared Jeffries on the Wiz.

well atleast i got the team right. :lol



tim thomas was one of my favorites a couple years back as well. :pimp:

[ZeN]

well atleast i got the team right. :lol



tim thomas was one of my favorites a couple years back as well. :pimp:




Well what about now with the clippers? :oldlol:


nevermind.. you dont have to answer that...:D

[boozehound]

the booze part... and yeah I get geeked any time someone outplays yao...
nah, the user name is related to a former band. Boozer is a really good player, but I dont "root" for him. FTR, I dont blame him for the cleveland bs.

[StroShow4]

Well what about now with the clippers? :oldlol:

i still like him, but i was pissed when he left the suns after stating he wanted to stay there. watching him with the suns that one year in the playoffs was awesome. (well, probably not so much for you being a laker fan.)

[boozehound]

Well what about now with the clippers? :oldlol:


nevermind.. you dont have to answer that...:D
if his dumb ass had a work ethic, ****, that dude woulda been ....... darius miles davis :eek:

[boozehound]

well atleast i got the team right. :lol



tim thomas was one of my favorites a couple years back as well. :pimp:
Dont get me wrong. I love me some Smaxiell and I am interested in seeing Amir either produce or bust. I really like and root for the young pistons. ****, I even like Walter Herrmann as our backup 3/4 dr. Jargentina

[ZeN]

if his dumb ass had a work ethic, ****, that dude woulda been ....... darius miles davis :eek:

Thats what pisses me off about him, he has so much talent, but no motivation...:banghead:

[statman32]

havent noticed this thread before, but ****, rate my ass.

Rep for people who know what team I root for (since changing my avy from a team related one to a god :bowdown: related one, many posters have accused me of being a fan of many different teams).
Thats insane. Anyone who visits the NBA forum frequently will see you in Pistons threads. I actually dont remember you in any other avatar besides the one you wear now.

[boozehound]

Thats insane. Anyone who visits the NBA forum frequently will see you in Pistons threads. I actually dont remember you in any other avatar besides the one you wear now.
used to sport a ben wallace with the championship belt (wrestling style) avatar and then a couple of maxiell ones for a while.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

You never know who the smartest guy here really is. There are people who are not native speakers for instance... :D

On a more serious note, I think the most intelligent poster this board has seen IQ-wise was AlJeffersonRules. And he was a bad poster. Takes noithing away from his IQ.

If you take a close look at your selections BTW, you'll see you listed the OLD giys. kBlaze is like 34, GoBB 35, Loki 28-29, WigNosy over 30... (Before you ask: I'm turning 33 this year, LOL) It's no coincidence. You may add rezznor or Laker Logic to the list. Even Know Itawl.

When I was mentioning the 'average' Joe making interesting observations, I relied on the experience that we all often find that interesting observations are coming from people who see the world differently. And since you are not average, chances are that less intelligent guys will see things differently.

As for smart posters, there are many here, who are not posting that often any more. adamcz, sakF, funkylikemonkey... the list goes on and on. Don't be fooled by the guys talking the most being the most intelligent.

LMAO. No.