Is a fade appropriate for a wedding?

[jongib369]

Thinking about getting a fade....What do you think fam? Can I pull it off and not look like a dick?

https://41.media.tumblr.com/96936e80d9b9d06915a45d282856d8ed/tumblr_nzfnw682uN1td15w4o3_500.jpg

Mini fade...Not sure if I should just get it cut like that again, or cut it cut a bit shorter on the sides. When it comes to style I'm ****ing clueless lol

[verylegit]

How are u going to style the top?

I don't see why it would be wrong, as long as you don't go overboard ether. It's not like you're going to wear chucks with a suit (right?).

[jongib369]

How are u going to style the top?

I don't see why it would be wrong, as long as you don't go overboard ether. It's not like you're going to wear chucks with a suit (right?).
Might comb it over, either natural or with gel/pomade

I'm one of the groomsman

[9erempiree]

Why would a fade be inappropriate?

[Akrazotile]

OP is so ****ing weird :oldlol: . I was convinced he was a gimmick, but I guess hes just autistic.

[verylegit]

Might comb it over, either natural or with gel/pomade

I'm one of the groomsman
I've been in a couple weddings as wel and have always had some type of fade but i always style the top with a combover. Maybe try that?

[~primetime~]

That's so inappropriate.

Might as well show up to the wedding naked, jerking off to the bride in front of everyone.

[verylegit]

OP is so ****ing weird :oldlol: . I was convinced he was a gimmick, but I guess hes just autistic.
I saw your youtube video. You're even weirder.

[jongib369]

I've been in a couple weddings as wel and have always had some type of fade but i always style the top with a combover. Maybe try that?
Yeah I'll probably just do that. It's a common style these days, so I'm not sure why I even had doubts lol

[imdaman99]

It's not the best wedding haircut. I remember I shaved my head to piss my family off right before my bro's wedding :oldlol:

Don't do it. Just clean the facial hair a lil bit, trim it some. Scruff is fine but not hobo scruff :cheers:

[jongib369]

OP is so ****ing weird :oldlol: . I was convinced he was a gimmick, but I guess hes just autistic.

Woman is goofy, yet chill as ****. Loves video games(and is good at them), smart as a whip, and has an ass like you wouldn't believe.

I've been with a lot of women, first 4 years after highschool I averaged 13.33 women per year, shooting 97% on the first date on 40 attempts. Curry aint got shit on me, even Wilt would be like

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cheers_leonardo_dicaprio.gif


....I've had girls that could suck a nail out a goddamn coffin, yet this woman is irreplaceable. Life is good fam

:cheers:

So weird I've probably had more success with women the last 4 years than you have your entire life.

It's okay you don't have to project your autism onto me. I won't judge you, and your "lady friend". 'She will always be there when you're not on insidehoops

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Hj1KhduNpZM/0.jpg

:cheers:

[verylegit]

Yeah I'll probably just do that. It's a common style these days, so I'm not sure why I even had doubts lol
Let us know how it goes! :cheers:

[stalkerforlife]

Damn you look good.

[SugarHill]

why would it be inappropriate

[CelticBaller]

why would it be inappropriate
White people

[ROCSteady]

The real thing that puzzles me is why your beard is so uneven.


Your shit looks like a topographic map.

[jongib369]

Damn you look good.
Too good for my own good

https://41.media.tumblr.com/f59e6971d2257916ea1e39fdf29622a7/tumblr_nyrhr9dddW1td15w4o1_250.jpg

https://40.media.tumblr.com/fc8c6223a6e3ca3ab2b3aa587844d4c1/tumblr_nqiokeZuoE1td15w4o1_400.png
( 19, nice job blocking the wind that doesn't exist you moron lmao)

:cheers:

(Not serious. Looks fade... Personality, and what you do with yourself is what counts)

[jongib369]

The real thing that puzzles me is why your beard is so uneven.


Your shit looks like a topographic map.
Very true actually. I lucked out in many ways looks wise, but my beard is weak as **** haha

[Akrazotile]

So weird I've probably had more success with women the last 4 years than you have your entire life.

It's okay you don't have to project your autism onto me. I won't judge you, and your "lady friend". 'She will always be there when you're not on insidehoops

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Hj1KhduNpZM/0.jpg

:cheers:



http://i.imgur.com/8d4fGoq.gif



:roll:

[Jameerthefear]

please get a barber to do your shit man. your facial hair NOT on point right now

[GIF REACTION]

How big is your dick OP

That's what everyone wants to know

[verylegit]

Yeah your sides could use a clean up. Get a clean fade!

[jongib369]

http://i.imgur.com/8d4fGoq.gif



:roll:
Ontop of that, I'm on my way to saving peoples lives/property from fire for a living. What do you do my man? Are you the guy that talks about Muslims all day?

[DCL]

nothing wrong with a fade.

but that doesn't mean hairstyles don't matter for some settings... i mean, if it's a fancy wedding with traditional suits and tux, don't go there with a big long beard and dreadlocks like you've been living outdoors for 18 months...

but a fade is no issue. just look clean.

[jongib369]

How big is your dick OP

That's what everyone wants to know



http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/3/4/1425437112298/f8c87bdc-0431-4a13-b537-368d0e1bc32d-620x416.png

Unlike Akrazotile placing vertically on the left, I place vertically on the right. There's a reason I nabbed all the those women on the first date besides a disarming smile. I remember all of their names too, they were all really great people. Well, most. Lmao

:pimp:


I could really care less...But I hope it burns him even if just a little bit, seeing someone he views as retarded/weird probably being more successful in relationships, and life in general if his posting habits is any indicator. There's no amount of effort he can put into himself to make up for the fact I have assets he doesn't have that I can use to my advantage in life...Plus he's a shitty human being, and will probably pass not amounting to much. At least he'll find comfort talking about Muslims all day... He's one of those guys right? I really don't pay much mind to him. But he's getting some attention now. Does he even eat ass?

I'd still save him from a fire doe

:cheers:

[Jameerthefear]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/3/4/1425437112298/f8c87bdc-0431-4a13-b537-368d0e1bc32d-620x416.png

Unlike Akrazotile placing vertically on the left, I place vertically on the right. There's a reason I nabbed all the those women on the first date besides a disarming smile. I remember all of their names too, they were all really great people. Well, most. Lmao

:pimp:


I could really care less...But I hope it burns him even if just a little bit, seeing someone he views as retarded/weird being more successful in relationships, and probably life in general if his posting habits is any indicator. There's no amount of effort he can put into himself to make up for the fact I have assets he doesn't have that I can use to my advantage in life...Plus he's a shitty human being, and will probably pass not amounting to much. At least he'll find comfort talking about Muslims all day... He's one of those guys right? I really don't pay much mind to him. But he's getting some attention now. Does he even eat ass?

I'd still save him from a fire doe

:cheers:
Damn.

[jongib369]

You're a gimmick account. Elaborately trolling the internet is your life because socially, in real life, you are the biggest failure imaginable.

But for real, I hope you make a few bucks off it to ease the pain.

I forgot he even contributed to the thread I made about my girlfriend...But seeing that makes me laugh. He'll probably say he's living rent free in my head....But I'm just taking a little bit of time in hopes I can break through that hollow eggshell he built up around himself just for a moment, so he feels how absolutely pathetic he is to his core. Maybe he won't care, but that's fine. Because just like before having to dig up an old post to see if we've ever interacted, it won't take me long to forget him again. I've got too many good things going for me right now to actually care. I'm aware how much of a cocky ass this probably makes me out to be.. But he needs to be reminded of his place, which is below most people on this board.

[TommyGriffin]

I wonder if Akrazotile is single.

:roll:

[jongib369]

I wonder if Akrazotile is single.

:roll:
Most likely, and if he isn't it's probably a misrable relationship. You know the kind where they both settle for eachother because they're both shit, and deep down know noone would legitimately love them.

[dunksby]

Your hair is alright for walking to the grocery store but not a damn wedding, and your beard is too patchy for you to warrant having it grow like that so shave that shit off.
Weddings require a sharp look, so go to your barber and let him do his job.

[riseagainst]

Akrazotile getting rekt.

:roll:

[verylegit]

OP: http://youtu.be/OsB2wtH24D8

[jongib369]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/95ac3c964b65c471492aa40962ee80e3/tumblr_o050pvzFls1td15w4o1_1280.jpg

Came out well! Might get it shorter ontop next time, but I'm happy with it.

:cheers:

[dunksby]

Came out well! Might get it shorter ontop next time, but I'm happy with it.

:cheers:
Get a 5 o'clock shadow in there, could work.

[jongib369]

Get a 5 o'clock shadow in there, could work.
Will do, I shouldn't of gone baby faced haha

[Akrazotile]

Akrazotile getting rekt.

:roll:


:lol


I can't go at him. He seems to be mentally challenged and it doesn't look good for my image to get into a 10 page flame war with someone like that. Just gotta be the bigger man and let him spout all the wishful thinking his heart desires. I shouldn't have even posted in the thread, but I was genuinely baffled by this guy's existence. S'all good tho. It is what it is.

[Jameerthefear]

looking good jobgib

[SugarHill]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/95ac3c964b65c471492aa40962ee80e3/tumblr_o050pvzFls1td15w4o1_1280.jpg

Came out well! Might get it shorter ontop next time, but I'm happy with it.

:cheers:
you look like a different person. Kind of have a Taxi driver thing going on

[jongib369]

you look like a different person. Kind of have a Taxi driver thing going on
Heard that before actually haha

I've even got "I don't trust you...You change your appearance like Ted Bundy"

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fc/fa/28/fcfa283ff7ebc52000e490792e1d8988.jpg

:roll:

Back in high school I typically wore jeans, and some type of black band shirt like Led Zeppelin, along with a flannel. Looked like a stoner even though I didn't smoke 'then. I'd randomly dress "nice" sometimes wearing bright colors with my hair completely different... One day even showing up with that classic early 2000s prep look with the popped collar, and spiked hair for the lulz.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/57/30/40/57304051829f511e8f0f812966fc3631.jpg

"why are you dressed like this?"

'What are you talking about, I always dress like this?'

Then I'd go back to normal the next day and act like I had no idea what anyone was talking about.

I was a bored kid back then :oldlol:

[jongib369]

:lol


I can't go at him. He seems to be mentally challenged and it doesn't look good for my image to get into a 10 page flame war with someone like that. Just gotta be the bigger man and let him spout all the wishful thinking his heart desires. I shouldn't have even posted in the thread, but I was genuinely baffled by this guy's existence. S'all good tho. It is what it is.


https://40.media.tumblr.com/e7a02b80e4de89b0d9dc602e4f92ea2c/tumblr_o05geryfd61td15w4o1_540.jpg

*ding ding sing ding ding ding ding ding (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4FBCJ7tKFzc/hqdefault.jpg)

[Levity]

this is some kind of thread

[jongib369]

this is some kind of thread

:lol

Yeah it was definitely silly of me(to put it lightly) to doubt whether or not it'd be okay. Wasn't sure if just a cleaned up look would be better. I'm hesitant when it comes to trying out new styles


But since we're on the subject, would shaving my balls be appropriate for the wedding also?